HoLeY cOw

2007-04-02T01:13:00.000-07:00

FAM 4EVER!! <333

its times like these dat makes me wonder if god’s biased towards me.. ever since fri evenin (dis is 4 YOU as u specially asked for <3) i swear im e world’s most 4tunate lil gerger!!^^ thou 16 is a no. far too big 4 me 2 handle juz yet.. i’v been floatin on cloud9 e past 4days!!

THANK U SWEET ASSES!!^^
(i may not’v teared at e tent butt my heart did melt.. realli realli!!)

ask me how i fell aslp e past few nites.. quickquick ask!! =D

……GRINNIN FR EAR TO EAR!! XDD

goshhh times reali flies.. juz look how much we’v grown O.O WOAH~!! every yr’s connexio’s diff butt 2gt we combine= prettypretty!! –winks- aha!! still laughin at how dis beautiful journey began 3yrs back.. esp when victim sms ff dat silly qs den 270704 became sucha a special day n we gave ourselves ‘names’ XDD even our partings r all on e left!! –points up- im so gonna miss all these flashbacks my dears *.*

its beyond imaginable how life’d b aft pop n stuff.. fri wld b so empty w/o np n macs aft dat wif u guys wld b smt of yester yrs.. I DONT WAN!! =( looking at e photos RR collated brings back juz so much fond memories n how we used 2b silly sec1s =D funny how we actually imagines sec4 life n look where we’r now.. KANINABU!! XDD

ppl say sec sch fwens r e ones hu stay by ur side e longest n happiest.. TEN YRS LATER we’ll stil kp in touch n send our children to e same kindergarten n our daughters to st nicks!!^^ hope my bacon’s gone by then n no1 wld scold me =D ha!! e latter sounds qt impossible >.< butt no matter.. im sure we’d b too bz laughin at all e malu moments we shared.. ITS STUCK AT E BACK OF MY MIND!!^^

clique tee/ jacket soon?? *.*

i noe u wldn read dis butt still..
thx 4 e wonderful sat u planned luv!! its e bestestest day in my life ever <33
i bet god sent u down as my bdae prez since I’v been sucha a gd girl dis yr^^

2007-01-27T01:47:00.000-08:00

recently many things made me rethink about wat life is reali all abt.. as in y do we even do wat we do everyday.. wats our purpose n our goals?? or is dere even any in e 1st place >.<

every1 has smt to be sad abt n yet we'r juz "dat bunch of AA np ppl" hu laugh like mad baboons juz escaped fr e nearby zoo or smt.. deep down we'r juz insecure teens hu wan simple luv fr e ones ard us n yet it seems so unreachable.. cant we juz be hu we wanna be n not care abt how others think since it makes us a tad happier?? y make do wif so many walls n constrictions juz cuz dis is spore n we'r supposed law-by-law citizens -.-ll

on e other hand.. its not as if blurting out all ur unhappiness wld help either.. oni 2 possible outcomes wld occur: 1. WALAO she oni noe how to run away fr probs n complain to us.. TMD!! 2. eh wat happen to her ah.. dunno la i ask her den she say nth mad de (gossip continues till conclusion is made dat e person's AA) i prefer keepin everything to myself cuz i'v TERRIBLE memory= when sad incidents r 4gotten nobody wld be dere to remind me n heartaches can oni be overcome by urself n oni URSELF.. hey ur friend's consolation aren miracle pills!! TSK.. in fact i'd rather call ppl hu seeks attention wif friends' words of care n concern 'cowards' n deir consolin friends 'trouble makers' =x

2day sherwood made us write dis "daily routine" thingy durin cme (includes silly stuff like brushin teeth.. dont ask me y she so retarded) n i came to realise juz how borin my life was despite how hard i tried to make my points highly entertainin eg. maintain optimum gossip-sms mode durin lessons!! =D ha.. it was mostly revolved ard np n my beloved tiwie *.* extreme polarities mann =/

butt dats besides e pt.. wat struck me was how amusingly e human bein was mechanised to stand so much schedulity n robotism (no worries these 2 words aren cheemalogy.. its juz part of e krys' dic!!^^) we'r juz wonderin spirits wif aims dat do not stand.. aims dat suddenly seem so meaningless n silly.. to me at least O.o OH SO MIGHTY HOMO SAPIANS!! -kowtows-

anw does luv reali even exist or izzit juz a need of us lonesome creatures to find comfort in each other?? how selfish can we ever get.. its always all abt me myself n i >.< at times i can even get so mean as to not wanna treat ppl the way i noe perfectly well is politically correct.. its juz a matter of how e person treats me on a regular basis n whether or not my mood at dat particular pt in time allows me 2b mr nice guy =x

its almost impossible not to think dat way cuz its oni attained when one doesn feel anymore hurt nor heartbreaks.. when sadness no longer exists cuz we wld'v took things in stride n learnt how to view everything dat happens as smt dat does not create much impact n stay happi in our alr silenced lives.. afterall we'r juz teens n deres more in e future to overcome.. can we ever breathe e air we once used to breathe??

yes dere'll still be pain.. butt im happi n i hope u are too <3

2006-12-30T01:23:00.000-08:00

2006 is comin to an end alr.. SIGHS!!

i dont like endings.. not one bit >.<

doubt u even noe how badly shattered im
i dont show much to any1 anw..

every sms
every missed call
every gust of wind
every single nite
everytime i look at my old cell
everytime our song plays
everytime i listen to e cd u gave
everytime i laugh
everytime i do np stuff
everytime im alone..

EVERYTHING!!

everything reminds me of u
butt i'v smt to admit:
im e world's biggest BASTARD eva..
i'v NO courage

no courage to face up to u =(
i'v said like a million n one sorries butt ur always so 4givin

GAHHHHHHHHH~~!!
wats my fkin prob??!
i even cried on e bus butt i'v no courage to face u

sorri.. thou i noe it doesn help anymore
(its ur fave colour once agn..)

2006-10-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

did any1 ever tell u juz how special u are??
e light u emit might even light up a star..
did any1 ever tell u how many times when dey were sad ur smile made dem smile abit??
in fact.. it made dem glad 4 e time u spent sendin things n sharin wdv u find..

dere r no words 2 thk u enuf!!^^ -blush-

did any1 ever tell u juz how much dey luv u??
well.. my dearest.. 2day im tellin u e same thing u told me <3

2005-07-15T21:23:00.000-07:00

ahhhhhh!! i officially lost touch wif blogging!!!! -runs off 2 a corner n hide-
gosh gosh gosh..i 4got how 2 get in2 my account n 4got e stupid pw (luckily e list of pws still under e keyboard) anw..i felt bored so -TADA!!- hmm..think wdv i type now wont b as funni as b4 since I LOST TOUCH??!! >.<> =3

oh..sch n np is like a qiao qiao ban cann?? i mean..1 up e other down sorta thing?? bleh..shan b selfish camper..life sux -rejoices- butt i think my class more funn butt..not as close as np lah..blogging is shoulder-straining -frowns- doubt any1 bothers coming 2 e cow's blog anymore thou -claps like mrs goh- oh SHIT!! reminds me of dat stupid chem lesson wif praveena..no use typing out since i told a no. of ppl n dey din find it funni -folds arms- HELLO???!!! I HAD 2 SPELL E WORD 'BREAST' OUT IN FRONT OF E CLASS WIF E TCHER LAUGHHING????????? sheesh..always lidat one leh..new tcher steps in2 class..new tcher asks a gal 2 kp quiet..new tcher asks e gal wats her name..new tcher rmbs gal as krystal -__-ll

hmph..kk now its abt pop n MAMA!!!! wah kao..like which 2 retards will sumo wrestle in e canteen juz 2 box each other's nehs lor??!!!! jian zhi jiu shi chen he ti tong ma -walks like huang shang- bleh..i dunno wat 2 say 2 MAMA..butt i was like too sad 2 tear sorta state during e performance..hmm it wont be e same eva agn lor..like which nco will laugh 2 her 21 monkeys every act..even if trip over a log oso can laugh till next day ;_; I DONT WANT DIS YR 2 END!!!! -whines- think my life will have a drastic change too..butt shan announce 2 e www here -sticks out tongue-

wats wif every1..isn even exam PERIOD like so troubled le..no need say U should noe hu U r ba..cant every1 juz kowtow 2 me n call me master now?? i rock cann??!!!! must remain positive -stern- POSITIVE I SAY!!!! XD

oh..dis is meant 2b a short post..dont expect too much fr piggish me -blinks innocently- life revolves in a circle..its sorta boring n i still luv loads of ppl..butt @ times..im still uncertain?? O.o

2005-05-16T09:30:00.000-07:00

IM BLOGGING IM BLOGGING!!!! ohhhh godness..how many milleniums le ah?? *starts counting wif toes* XD finefine ameline..im in e com lab like.AGAIN??!!!! and hazel is vibrating me wif e "three gorgeous lambs" AHAHA!!!! oh god *laughs retardedly* oh god..3 gorges dams become lidat..dis further proves how POWDERFUL our geor-a-free teacher's engalis is *winks* heez..lulu jie jie..ur sis rox mann!!

aiya..recently alot of things happening..i dunno wats wrong wif me or me surroundings..I DONT WANNA CHANGE SITTING ARRANGEMENTS!!! *whines* i mean like..every1 is weird..im weird..e teachers r weirder!!! AHHHHHH!! wats dis world becoming *smacks face*

kk..more bonding is needed (outside e class specifically..e classs is noisy enough KEEP UP E GD WORK AH SIAOS!! *winks*) anw..think e holi will be apprpriate 4 smt diff..smt WITHOUT STRESS!!! NO MORE WHITE HAIR!!! AHHHHHHHH *_* so lookin 4ward..

fruits must stick more okie?? even mama leaving soon le..must make e best of e rest of her life O.o ahahah..OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I FAILED CC TEST CUZ SUANER WAS GUILTY!!! >.<; im sho shad..me chest is gonna be empty!!! ;_;

im officially sad *pulls cheeks down*

2005-03-30T09:16:00.000-08:00

LESSON IN COM LAB AGN..!!! C(X retarded lah..anw haven been realli intrested in blogging these days *grins* wdv..anw juz wanted 2 apologise 2 any1 whom i offended dis whole wk cuz i haven been feeling meself O.O ahaha..aiya, like kinda obvious e fam's not as close as compared 2 rite aft camp..in fact, its getting kinda sian =x no offense lah..butt in class its weirder..IM SITTING RITE IN FRONT OF E F***ING TEACHER!!! >.< anw..shes like kinda rejoices over me being no longer able 2 sms in class le ;_; BLEH!!!
HIAZZZZ..feel like dying now..shall jump off e mrt track wif hark as we've arranged C(X eeeeeee..den got so many wrk not yet do hmpgh..okaeee dis is damn weird..like its ONE DAY B4 ME BDAE *hint hint* n im blogging such a demoralising post..SHITIFIED!! juz got scolded indirectly by biscuit >.< byeeee..!! =3

2005-03-06T10:44:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG OMG...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM ACTUALLY BLOGGING PPL!!! O.O *faints* kk..its eng lesson in e com lab now n its 6 mins 2 recess..AWWWW!! so dis xtra post 2 satisfy UR needs so gonna be like DAMMIT short *winks*

kk..i would like 2 thk lulu jie jie 4 taking care of me taggie n 4 updating a lame post..OPPX bing3 gan1 comming..gotta rush so no more excuses 4 not blogging *laughs retardedly..=3 LUV ALL U GUYS!! *hugs*

2005-02-02T16:12:00.000-08:00

blog lar u

ur not bz

2005-01-10T23:00:00.000-08:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!! im like DAMN hyper lah!! C(X oppx..loooong time no blog again =3 YAY!!! miss me rite?? haehaehae..aiya, fr now on..me shall be blogging @ dis pace..so U should be reading abt 2 para fr each post EVERYDAY!!! *rejoices* YAY!!! lalala..im going nuts ahhhhhhh..!! C(X

hmm..when did i last blog *ponders* YESS!! thurs rite?? aiya..juz take it as thurs =3 so i shall talk abt FRI!!! WHEEE..!! as u can c..i mean read *nodds* IM CHAO HYPER!!! ahhhhhhh..so im most prob oni gonna rmb e happi things dat happen =3 butt me have terrible mood swing so yar..WATCH OUT!! O.o..ehhhh fri usual 1st wk of sch..whole day stuck in e hall listening 2 stupid speches made by stupid teachers *rejoices* ahaha..dieded as usual..den laughed @ e stupid teachers' stupid actions n stupid ways of speaking stupidly stupid things abt our stupid yr n wat stupid things we'r gonna do dis stupid yr *blinks* AHHHHHHHH!!! C(X aiya..me class makes me feel lonely other den yan zhen =3 so sat wif drey n niCOCK again *nodds*

cant rmb wat i did during recess..think rushed thru gateway, or was e qm shed locked?? *blinks* stupid stm =/ cant rmb wat happened on which day BLEAH!!! C(X so erm..aft recesswas watching e gd earth movie..ur noe e setting is in china rite?? DUHH..den dunno which idiotic director got ang mohs 2 act e leading roles lor!! e worstest part is when e ang mohs PURPOSELY speak broken engalis TSKTSK!!! AHHHHHH..me ear got dis stupid -EEEEEEE- sound..think im going deaf ;_; oya..lu dunno wats deaf O.o..think i should come up wif some column in me blog SPECIALLY 4 lu..shall name it 'lu's vocab corner' *rejoices* BRING IN E WU3 LONG2 WU3 SHI1..!!! =3 oppx..so evil leh u *shakes head* ORH HORR!!! C(X

erm..where was i?? OYA..den npcc is my chair *pads* n dat guy hu acted as wang luuuung as a beeeeg AHEM..sticks outta his pants lor!!! *smacks face* its not i c 1 okaee..is innocent jie C(X aiya..think we were affecting e ppl sitting ard us *nodds* dat includes dat chao extra guides person fr me class hu kept turning ard 2 laugh retardedly O.o..YAY!!! 2 diligence has a lubecca e 2nd!!! *rejoices* ahaha..so kept laughing until e laights came on..think i became a vampire den..cuz couldn open me eyes ;_; summore kness were so wObBlEe..=3

aft sch was NP!!! AHHHHHH!!! *_* im starting 2 luv np alot 4 torture reasons =3 ate lor mai gai bought by npcc n nicock e delivery guys hu charge $10 gst..when canadian pizza has*starts singing* NO gst n e no. is free 6241 0 241 *laughs retardedly* C(X so which is more zhi2 de2?? npcc n nicock's delivery rite?? *nodds* =3 erm..dirtied 2 grace classrm den went dwn 4 NP!!! ahhhhhh..=3 was preparation 4 e sec1 orientation campfire fr 2.45-7 *dieded* bet u think e campfire damn easy 2 start rite?? NO!!! tsktsk..must carry like 30 bricks down 2 e field when u can oni carry 3 @ 1 go..den must carry abt 7 benches fr e canteen 2 e field oso..@ once need 3 ppl butt we oni had 2 ppl carrying so was damn tiring..summore keep getting scolded 4 man4 dong4 zuo4..den still got e 30% uncompleted gateway leh??!! YAR!!! had 2 tie n retie cuz e stupid ropes damn LAOJI lor!!! np is sho poor ;_; our spars aren straight summore got termites O.o..ahaha dat was retarded i rmb =3 e ropes oso all fray like SHIT lidat lah!! erm..dats quoted fr yf hu made jie n i laughed like siao dunno how many millions yrs ago C(X

hmm..kk so was really xin1 ku3 lor!! BUTT NP STILL ROX!!! *_* dunno y leh..aiya, think we shouldn encourage e sec1s 2 join np liao..so tough..butt got highest cca points!!! =3 ahaha..aiyo, y i keep going outta point =/ np-ians must have self discipline..apparently i haven achieve dat yet..WAIT LONG LONG!! C(X nani nani poo poo *blinks* ANW..kept running ard e WHOLE sch running erands lor..jie n i @ least ran abt 10km if im not wrong..den again, im ALWAYS wrong *rejoices* butt hor..it was CHAO tiring lah!! knees kept wObBlInG again..hmph, TORTURE!!! jtc is gonna be worst ;_; n our 'dearest' yeye is oic summore *faints* can sum1 juz kill me NOW!!!

anw..every1 kept tying n stressing ourselves out juz so dat e sec1s can walk across e gateway n apparently its less appealing den e guides 1..BUTT u must go check deir lashing lor!! *nodds* ours e rope tie until CHAO tight dat we have alot of difficulty untying every knot n cant even move e lashing..e guides 1 leh?? juz brush ur finger across den all e ropes start moving..SO UNFAIR!!! =/ summore our materials e quality damn lan4 1 lah!! *pouts* now u get y e guides tie deir gateways so qing1 song1-ly n here we'r complaing abt torn skins n blisters..NP ROX!! =3 oya..sum of dem were testing out e fire BALL BALL wire n its direction n dat alr took up like 2 hrs..den must have ard 10 ppl pulling e wire until deir hands get torn oso..so cham4 mann!! in e end when we finally completed EVERYTHING..in fact gateway was totally completed butt no choice..e sky was alr dark as in night + dark clouds ;_;

e guides ppl den came n started setting up e stage n e sec1s came in..was slightly b4 7 n dey settled down wif our unit all hiden @ 1 corner waiting 2 c our product..n BOOOM!!! E FIRE BALL SLIDE DOWN LIAO!!! ahhhhhhh..toughing sight *nodds* nearly cried 4 no reason =3 den e campfire was lit..still rmb me n egg donor saying e campfire ball was stupid..I WAS WRONG!!! it rox lor!!! ahhhhh *_* den 5 mins in2 campfire..e stupid idiotic fucking rain came =/ damn pissed lah!! every1 was singing dat song n clearing up e canvas sheet 4 e guides ppl hu weer DRY under shelter when we were drenched hmph..stupid suckers..den our nice campfire vanished ;_; BOOHOO!! summore e gateways were under e downpour which means dat e lashings would expand n it'll be IMPOSSIBLE 2 untie!!! *dieded* left @ 8..seniors left @ 1am O.o..nearly wanted 2 camp in sch cuz next day had 2 reach @ 6.30 lor!! agree rite?? =3 YAY IM RITE!!! den..reached home @ 11 aft eating n shopping n me stinko pt kit *laughs retardedly*

so yar..wenta sch n slept 4 awhile wif a full body ache..dat morn was WORST!!! *bangs head against wall* 1st thing we e poor sec2s had 2 do was 2 ban1 9 canteen tables 2 e field??!!! helLOOoo..has it eva occure 2 e seniors dat e tables r like DAMN metalish n heavy n dat we oni had 5 ppl den??!! tsktsk..TORTURE!!!! C(X we ban1 until e rusty metal blistered our hands lah!! ;_; den summore we is 2 ppl ban1 1 table leh!! PRO SIA!!! *proud* ahaha..butt DAMN PAIN lor..walk a few steps den drop e table..climb 3 steps den roll down e stairs *blinks* ahaha..NO LAH!! dont curse me C(X so sat was even MORE xin1 ku3 lor!! should've join library or smt =x ahaha..NP ROX NO MATTER!!! =3 oya..den dere was drizzle so we had 2 proceed wif wet weather plan indoors which oso means dat gateway com's gateways which were under e rain were all WASTED!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! wat shit is dat lor!! *sobs* was damn pissed den e rope expanded more ;_; our poor fingers..

so we ban1 e 4 tables which were alr on e field back up 2 outside np rm *faints* every1 wanted 2 die lah!! den..we had 8 tables outside liao..WAH!!! accomplishment leh!!! *ego* den we were told 2 ban1 back 2 tables *dieded* GDNESS!! i wanna die liao lor!! den in e end wenta do smt else C(X ahaha..so evil hor!! ~thanyew~ nani nani poo poo lalala..den everything was set up..E SEC1S CAME LIAO!!! C(X think i was terrorising dem lah..dey looked so timid lor!! C(X except 4 a few of dem 2 nearly broke our swing juz like wat ct did C(X ahaha DAMN CORNY!!! AIYO..retarded lah u tsktsk..if u came down 2 e np booth n support us u'd have eaten alot of cakes..nice rite?? C(X ahaha..NP TOTALLY ROX LOR!! JOIN NP!!! C(X drills was hilarious..souvenirs not enough..so i cope 1 1st since i was giving out =3 den me arm were covered in chops n me cheeks too!! =3 CHAO HIGH CANN??!! ahhhhhh *_* i wanna do dat again !! =3 luv e drills com song 'hello hello' *waves frantically* C(X den we kept cheering n singing campfire songs 2 compete wif other ccas especially sj C(X chao noisy n high lor!! *rejoices* den kept promoting np n tammy did her job..she made her class e sec1s join np cuz shes in it C(X den e sec1s oso stupid lah..tammy's leaving in june lor!! STUPID!! C(X so long as dey join nth wrong thou =3 im such a nice senior rite?? ahaha..noe wat i kept telling e sec1s?? here goes: JOIN NP!!! we got e highest cca points n we made e campfire ball ball last nite!!! den must sign up n try out e swing..BE OUR JUNIORS!!! C(X ahaha..*stuffs souvenir in2 deir hands* im such a GD promoter *grins*

kk..i stole cups of orange juice n alot of cakes n sugar potatoes which a no. of ppl thought was you2 tiao2 *laughs like siao* TIAO2..!!! C(X oppx ahaha..den crapped alot n cheered 4 drills com ALOT of times..be appreciative hor!! =3 made sum ppl transfer cca..of course no1's stupid enough 2 transfer 2 np..was crapping, me mouth was like damn tired lor!! C(X luv e swing cuz it was e oni structure available not under e rain =3 returned fire extinguisher wif jie n diana..hark sutz n chris kept coming 2 e booth n dao3 luan4 tsktsk..dey damn slack lor!! =/ summore dont wanna try e swing dat we xin1 xin1 ku2 ku2-ly tied..evil toots, keep coping food summore *hides face* got such kinda fwens zhen1 diu1 lian3 mann!! C(X aiya..@ least dey bothered 2 come *pads*

everything ended like so fast n i couldn feel me knees liao..me leg muscles totally stiffen lah!! *laughs retardedly* damn weird lor..aiya, den came e stupid part again..ban1-ning e 6 tables back *dieded AGAIN* i dieded like how many millions time lor!! aiyo..wenta find smt else 2 do again mwahaha!! =3 everthing was cleared except 4 gateway den we had lunch..e poor unit had 2 eat over nite food which were leftovers by 2 sec1s leh!! =/ summore had 2 have 2 WHOLE BOWLS filled 2 e brim by 2 day old tofu..GROSS RITE??!! wah biang..didn wanna eat still stuff us n give us time limit..pissed lor!! heck care if CIs scold lah..every1 dabao n walked 2 e furthest dustbin n threw away deir tofu =3 unlike pan hu dropped HER TOFU on2 e floor -______-" PLSS LOR!! ppl nearly vomitted deir food out leh!! C(X den karen hao3 xin1 take apple pie 4 e fam in e end she kept digging e plastic bag n got herself dis CHAO flattened 1 *laughs hysterically* C(X SIAO 1 LEH!!! gdness..i dunno those ppl mann!! *hugs stomach*

OYA!!! i nearly 4got..FRUITY FAM BULLY ME!!! ;_; shan elaborate in case got misunderstanding =3 so yar..4 ppl trick me dat yck mrt station was amk mrt staion summore started e trick since we got up e bus until we dropped down..O.o DROPPED DOWN?? YAY!!! me engalis got improvment!!! *rejoices* ahaha..kk had macs den lu opened e gents toilet door 2 act stupid..den in e end dis malay guy walked out C(X den we were being retarded in e toilet n handdried me np shirt..so gross lor!! summore is e sink wet 1 den its sorta low?? C(X left e toilet den dis boy boy walked in2 e ladies n walked out n in2 e gents *laughs like siao* C(X den he walked outta e gents dat time all 6 of us were starng @ him like some alien lidat..!! C(X ahaha..

aft dat..wenta suntec n met xuan yi feng n ling ming lun rehearsing..bought more prezzies 4 e jan babie cuz deres really ALOT of dem *faints* ehh..den sun watch alot of tiwie n lie on e couch couldn move=dead pig!!! =3 watched more tiwie den slept..peaceful day lalala..

2DAY!!! NO FAM DANCE..!! *rejoices* was clapping so loudly lor..=3 aiya..morn was stupid..my class is chao enthu in e fang ting sorta way..=3 how nice..den made a few more fwens including e person hus name i cant seem 2 rmb hu is oso e person dat pan n wanyi wants me 2 noe..hair resembles alot of emma watson C(X oya..jacob is kinda retarded lah..smt when im like really bored den her lame lame jks makes me border O.o..ahaha aiyo morn had 2 do e gd earth presentation den ameline n i kept laughing nonstop @ hy hu stole her neighbour's n had no dignity C(X ahaha..AIYA!! oni if either of dem read dis den dey'll laugh..oya..HY!!! return ur soil hor!!! heeheehee!! =3 ME GEOG TEACHER DAMN CORNY!!! she has GREAT pronounciation *nodds* she teaches us geo-ar-free AHHHHH!!! listen 2 her damn xin1 ku3 leh!! she talk word by word den we all listen word by word *smacks face* kk e rest of e day was spent dying in gwee's art lesson n stessing ourselves out in chen's lesson which was 1 period of silence =3 RECESS!! untie e gateway..not as tight so karen lose her chance of being 'E PRO' C(X ahaha..den yf gossip abt e chao black ramesh n alot of e mo2 mo3 sirs ORH HORR!! rj chao cute den our sqd got cows!!! BEEEEEEG DISCOVERY MANN!! C(X

aft sch wenta play basketball wif joy..evil lu sid i downgraded meself tsktsk..i was mingling wif me other sqdmates *grins* partly cuz no1 else in e sqd plays basketbalkl C(X den siewen n rj played 4 awhile while e cca signing up thingy was going on in e forum..NP ROX!!! be my junior n ur life will be so much brighter!!! *laughs retardedly* C(X den ate n laughed a little when pan came..=3 wenta ga jiao xw in dental clinic in e end jas was having her check up n we couldn recognise her -____-'' so we'r all dead meat *rejoices* =3 siam back down 2 fam lounge n crapped wih 4 sec3s hu gossiped abt e unit TSKTSK!! ahaha..apparently every1 noes wat kinda person lubecca is..DUHH den dey said drey's smart n i laughed alot cuz xh say until damn retarded lor!! kk..so i didn downgrade meself okaee..was smt diff @ least *nodds* me got alot of faces =3 in a gd way okaee!!

ahhhhhhh..dis is so long summore i multi tasking lor!! *shows off* lalala..=3 nite nite sleep tight, bite e bedbugs!! (i 4got 2 write smt n i cant rmb..PAISAE!!)

2005-01-06T23:35:00.000-08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!! i suddenly feel REALLY high now so decided 2 blog abt how boring sch was e past 2 days cuz if im really demoralised now..den i blog abt unhappy things..it'll all be complaints n we dont want ppl 2b sad reading me blog rite?? RITE!!! =3 ahaha...IM SO HAPPI..!!! 2ml FINALLY got np!!! lalala *laughs retardedly* O.o..hmm so im CHAO high AHHHHHHHHHH!!! =3 haehaehae..

ehhhh..tue was a terrible day cuz i didn talk much 2 me own class ppl n started 2 hate dem *nodds* cuz all of dem dao me!!! ;_; SHO SHAD LOR!!! *sobx* even those 4 ppl..den didn wanna be extra (as usual) so sat FAR FAAAAR away fr dem in e hall beside jie n niCOCK hu were oso quite separated fr deir own class *nodds* I WANT 1 DILIGENCE BACK!!! BOOHOO..!! ;_; juz realised i'd rather have nerds n tootish ppl in class 2 laugh @..den 2 have really smart asses hu think too much n r jian4..so im counted INNOCENT in me class *rejoices* ahaha..C(X

oya..have a really impt point 2 add..wenta sch as usual in e morn..walked a distance 2 me class n *TADA!!!* ME CLASSRM DOOR WAS LOCKED!!! wheeeeee..!! every1 was kuku-ly standing outside n e uncle refused 2 come down immediately 2 unlocked =/ so all e diligencians had 2 go camping in charity 4 e time being b4 ass. was kinda lonely wif both classes ;_; life is so gonna suck dis yr *nodds*

so somehow or rather spent e WHOLE day in e hall crapping n laughing @ low li eng n her high pitched 'NOOOOoooooo..!!!' n her smack butt action C(X damn corny lah!! *blinks* EHHHHHHH!! did dis happen on tues or wed?? *blinks* SHIT LAH!!! me stm really chao terrible liao..i dont even rmb when's onyu's bdae lah!! *smacks face* was like smsing her 'happi bdae' @ 12 mn last nightden turned out dat her bdae was yest -_____________-" GDNESS LAH!!! i always thought it was e 6th leh!!! omg..den so malu sms her @ dat hr..C(X butt den hor..i wasn e oni 1 so nvm =3 d dey all oso thought its e 6th *nodds* ahaha

hmm..i cant rmb whether e cca discussion thingy was on tues or wat..butt all dat i can rmb was dat lu n lu were CHAO BIAN TAI!!!! C(X still dare say i bian tai when dey r e culprits *nodds* i so innocent lor!!! =3 lu sat on ct's lap n every1 was laughing like mad..den she spotted lubecca's panty was DAMN lose n started staring @ e AHEM wif drey *shakes head* TSKTSK!! even im not as perverted as dem lah..im ashamed 2 have dem as jies *hides face* C(X ahaha..pan was laughing like siao n xy was acting as if she oso v bian tai..irri lah =x SHO SHAD!!! i didn getta c..wasn facing e rite direction den too bad lor..rj was being cute as usual n xw was being her retarded n wuliao self =3 *SQUEAKS!!!* ahaha!!

kk..so i 4gotten wat happened on wed..BUTT it was confirmed all abt immitating ppl n laughing @ dem 4 no rhyme or reason..so its really hard 2 explain =3 recess tied gateway again..FUNN!! *_* pan n i were pratically polluting e table tennis area wif terrible vocals of jay's songs!!! ahhhhhhahaha..C(X den we'd be singing anjing n stressing e last word of every line which is when we'd pull e rope *nodds* so we didn have 2 count '2 3 4..pulllllllllll' like jasline does C(X oppx..anw ct was being irri as usual *fast 4wards* aft sch..stayed back 2 help lu wif her souvenirs..in fact every1 dat stayed back weren even fr souvenir com lor!!! *pouts* so lu drey rj val n i were watching tiwie in me class n crapping =3 in fact..i think i was e oni 1 watching e tiwie C(X alot of painters suddenly came in2 class n tou1 ting1 us talk abt bra n all those sorta bian tai stuffs O.o..laughed a little den left..did oni 18 *hides face*

hmm..den wed spent e WHOLE day in e hall AGAIN..same sitting arrangement..had 2 play dis STUPID 'sit-on-e-lap-of-e-person-behnd-u' game..didn play cuz of e intense bian tai-ness of e 'hold ur fwen's shoulder den slowly move down 2 her waist' part *pukes* SOOO happi i was rite @ e back C(X den was laughing @ ppl's stupid actions again..*blinks innocently* recess wenta tie gateway again..PAN CUT HER HAND!!!! O.O (y do i find dis whole post a repeat??) ANW..shes being gross..oya RACHY POKE MY ARM!!! den e skin tear ;_; sho pain..2day she poked e EXACT same part again..skin teared further in butt no blood O.o..think im an alien C(X ahaha..btw ct was being even MORE irri yest, reb n i were tying n crapping den we suddenly short circuit cant rmb how 2 tie clove cuz it looked weird..so was kinda slacking den ct was tying ALONE behind me n suddenly hopped over n tied a hasty knot 4 us n hopped back..WTF??!! reb was like "heck care her lah!!' =3 think she heard..she should be really used 2 it by now..HUO2 GAI1..!!! C(X

erm..had some indian culture talk..was late thx 2 np =3 so part of e fruity fam was sitting 2gether in e hall n part of e zoo was sitting in front of us= MORE NOISE POLLUTION!!! C(X wasn listening so was laughing @ dat retarded lady in lime green hu had a splitting image of lubecca *laughs retardedly* kept laughing like siao @ e indian songs especially..HOI HOI HOI!!! ahaha!! oya..jeya's butt really seems 2 have some growth or wat lor!! so improportionate cann??!! looks ALOT like foo kit's beaker =x oppx..HEEHEEHEE!!

aft sch was more souvenir making =3 was alone in me class wif lu cuz every1 couldn stay back..so scary lah!!! *scared* later she rape me how??!!! butt e painters were scarier..e classrm is SO far away fr civilisation..dunno wat might happen O.o..ahaha as if e painters' taste DAT terrible C(X learnt our lesson 4 watching tiwie..so wasn doing anything else other den crapping laughing n making souvenirs *pads* SO GUAI RITE??!!! =3 made 48 WOOHOO!!! *blinks* summore was running ard e class being retarded..juz realised i was really siao..LU'S FAULT!!! -__-" left soon aft..

2day..GAMES DAY!!! *rejoices* damn funn lah!!! =3 think all e seniors must be jealous cuz dey were most prob studying when e sec2s were playing ALL morn!!! WOOHOO..!!! C(X ahaha..morn passed onyu her not-supposed-2b-belated belated bdae prezzie..den had briefing b4 we had e formation thingy game..kinda ice breaker cuz all e classes were tan1 ying2 haehaehae..=3 dis was e mostest effective ice breaker we had all wk..so much better den sitting on ur fwen's lap -_________-" DILIGENCE GOT GWEE AS JUDGE!!! *faints* gdness lor!!! every1 was like making noise when dey heard dat gwee was jdge 4 grp 8..den me class was pratically dying *rejoices* i was alr deaded =3 den playing dat time..gwee was OBVIOUSLY acting nice n smiling all thru..think cuz she likes e charity 'leaders' n oso cuz e class was somehow sa3 jiao1-ing 2 her *shivers* should've picked a better dui4 xiang4 other den HER lah!! C(X

played soccer n apparently lynnwas jiao1 dian3 when dis ball flew in2 e goal over her head even thou she jumped like a monkey =x ahaha..n guess hu kicked dat panalty?? XY..!! argh..shes getting on me nerves..wtf, den phee dont let us draw..summore dey shouldn have gotten e penalty in e 1st place..was juz a hand ball FAR fr e penalty area..den in a later game..we ming ming hit e goalpost n e ball rolled IN2 e goal n sls say it wasn counted =/ butt NVM!! we stull won cuz cheok gong gong-ly kicked in 1 ball C(X ahaha..was celebrating like mad tsktsk..no childhodd lah us =3 oya..in e game against truth, yz's face got smacked really hard by dis goalkick n her specs broke..leaving blood stains on her eyelids *dieded* was so scary when saw blood on her arm which she wiped her eyes wif lor!! i walked away..thought i was gonna faint O.o..ahaha in e end we had 2 less players n we lost summore =/

hmm..recess no gateway, no materials so wenta faith diligence grace loyalty n canteen wif drey rj n pan =3 passed prezzies n drank 2 cups of TOTALLY unmatching drinks *nodds* belief me mann!! BANDUNG N MILO DONT MIX!!! C(X ahaha..stacked 7 cups n drank fr it..kinda malu in e canteen butt HU CARES!!! =3 oya..loyalty classrm ROX althou its kinda small..butt its so cozy lah!! summore e ppl in loyalty rox too!! *jealous* was scolded by some ppl when e zoo jumped in deir class C(X oppx..wenta mprer n wasn paying much attention as usual..hark was making alot of noise as usual too!! =3 think e ppl sitting ard e zoo was kinda irritated..dunno lah..*guilty* i cant control me vocals lah!! hmph..anw, LU WAS ACTING!!! *laughs hysterically* was laughing like siao all thru e time spent in mprer lor!!! C(X lu was doing some bian tai actions of pushing boobs n flapping ur hands like a bee n blablabla..corny is e word *nodds* =3

hmm..aft sch was supposed 2 help food com ppl do deir shopping cuz dad 4got 2 pick me..den in e end bridget left w/o us n sy left another bag of incompleted souvenirs wif lu -___-" was in 4 diligence wif lu sy sy n ct..ct was trying 2 get attention by pressing e stupid laughing bag *laughs retardedly* poor fellow..luo4 cheng3 zhe4 zong3 di4 bu4 tsktsktsk..C(X den had 2 run all ard e sch..in e end ended up in e canteen wif zq hu messed up our souvenirs *rejoices* spotted drills com practising n e sec3s improving e no board *nodds* lu n i were standing on e bridge thingy on e top of e specs stand rite?? den can c xw fr dere..so was waving frantically n pointing 2 out wrists 2 ask wat time she was gonna end..in e end didn realised she actually replied butt her fingers were too small 2b seen *blinks* 2 think dat she dao-ed us TSKTSK!! C(X did 25 pathetic souvenirs n put in grace b4 leaving @ 5..lalala

how nice..i not yet finish me holi hw when me chi teacher is dat freaking idiot hod *rejoices* ahaha..kk so i cant find time..2ml got np until 7 or maybe later..den sat got orientation fr like 6.45 till 1?? aiya..by den would be too tired 2 do hw @ home liao *yawns* WOOOOOOOOooo..!! long post mann!! clap 4 me leh!!! =3 gd gal *pads* so yar..cant elaborate any further liao..OYA!!! guides e gateway chao lan4 lor!!! UNFAIR!!! =/ we tie until so xin1 ku3 e ropes cant even take out..den deirs juz rub ur fingers across e lashings den ALL e ropes move liao -___-"

2005-01-03T22:09:00.000-08:00

HAIZZZZZ..!!! 1st day of sch=TERRIBLE!!! ;_; im feeling really lethargic n im gonna die 2ml *sobx* e v 1st nice thing dat happened in sch dis morn was: e chi HOD woman tugging @ me belt *rejoices* all hark's fault lah!! hao3 wan2 bu4 wan2..pian1 pian1 play e snake belt thingy when dat woman was dere..summore she quickly siam away lor!! -__-" ehhhh..den again, i think i was e 1 dat started e snack belt thingy O.o..how nice can e 1st day of sch get?? den onyu's hair is like *laughs retardedly* DAMN SCARECROW LAH!!! =x oppx..haehaehae C(X

spent alot of boring time in e hall trying 2 amuse meself..den in class was laughing @ e ppl..apparently sum ppl found me irri..so i xia4 ding4 jue2 xin1 2 shut up 2ml *blinks* kk..think dats IMPOSSIBLE 2 achieve..C(X AIYA!! i noisy means i noisy mah!! cant change a well known fact u noe?? =3 den again..if i dont change den half e class is gonna find me a nuisance O.o..ehhh isn dat wat 1d used 2 think?? ahaha..no diff C(X hmm..me class is not as funn as i thought lah..no doubt deir noisy, dey a LITTLE bit e not jian4 oni lah!! tsktsk..1st day of sch alr got ppl talk bad abt mo mo ren alr *shakes head* so me class is e political sort *rejoices* -___-

ARGHHHH..im really gonna die a horrible death lah..2day is so NOT a gd day @ all lor!! ;_; fancy walking down e corridor ALONE??!! *bangs head against wall* i pity meself..den not say recess tie gateway dat time v exciting lidat..oni laughed @ lubecca acting retarded as usual C(X ppl in gateway com tying lashings den she stand @ e peaCOCK area doing e indian dance, which involves e coconut tree, n staring @ us 4 @ least 5 mins b4 she walked off smiling 2 herself lah..O.o ahaha oya..missed e zoo gathering..might be missing again 2ml ;_; oya!! poor pan's hand was bleeding AGAIN den she still say not pain..tsktsk okaee..im feeling terrible now..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! can sum1 juz kill me now??!! dis is unbearable..i dunno wat 2 do liao lah ;_; COME, TSUNAMI..HIT MEEEEE!!! okaeee..i officially hate sch C(X

den in e hall didn wanna talk 2 me classmates cuz was sorta fed up wif deir dao1-ness..so crapped wif jie n niCOCK..laughed ALOT @ low li eng n her slim n miao2 tiao2 shen1 cai2 C(X ahaha.she was chao retarded lah!! kept going really high pitched when she started 2 become real high as ppl ran 2 e stage (eg. tak waye..or izzit tak way) C(X ahaha..damn corny lor!! couldn stop laughing den lu said she heard our laughter =x *blinks innocently* haiz..had 2 sit wif sum idiot in me class halfway thru thx 2 e really 'funn' ice breaker game..she thinks shes really funny lah, was like haehaehae-ing @ her *rolls eyes* i was pissed den..can tell =3 threw me half-filled-wif-notes-since-beginning-of-sec1-yr noteboob on2 e floor n e principal stared O.o..dont give a damn..was alr feeling horrible enough dat every1 was ignoring me *rejoices* den suddenly low li eng said 'audrey..audrey!!' den i was looking ard 4 all e audreys C(X n every1 noes hus e noisiest audrey ard..so was laughing @ her malu-ness =x

*dreads 2ml* im gonna stay devoted 2 np fr now on =3 me is no extra freak hor!! like in class dont even think any1 bothers abt me prescence lah..WAH KAO!!! =/ nv hate sch so much b4 leh..aiya, so dis is wat i get 4 trying 2 liven up e atmosphere: getting called as an irritating chatterbox..FINE!!! *demoralised* ahhhhhh..im so NOT looking 4ward 2 dis yr..summore got streaming ;_; den got dis kinda classmates..so hypo ppl =/ NP ROX!!! *_* luv fruity fam loads *hugs* every1 in np r nice ppl..even lubecca =3 haehaehae..

hmm..lu has a new word dat she claims is rite butt is obviously wrong *does action* EWWWWWW!! kk i take back e action thingy C(X erm..she says e cartoon elephant wif beeeeg flappy ears is called JUMBO *laughs hysterically* OMG!!! oppx..im mean *guilty* anw..she wants me 2 blog abt dis fwen of hers hu was sleep walking n ended up sweeping e floor..her egg donor got a shock n thought she gui3 shang4 shen1 cuz her fringe is really long..looked like pontianak u c?? O.o..so e egg donor wenta wake up e whole fam n started offering joss sticks 2 her -_____________-" erm..im speechless =3

2005-01-02T20:00:00.000-08:00

ITS E LASTEST DAY OF E HOLIS!!! *sobx uncontrollably* ;_; how disastrous can 2ml get?? we'r all gonna ~STUDY~ ahhhhhhhhhh..!!! *dieded* dis sux..i didn even touch e chi hw n e extra maths *rejoices* e 1st impression e teachers' r gonna get is: dis gal dresses untidily..ankle socks..doesn do her hw..craps alot n noisily..n is a BAD impression TSKTSK!! *bangs head against wall* e next thing deir gonna do is threaten 2 chop off me socks AGAIN!! YEAH!!! C(X

okaee..fri was terrific!! =3 wenta couz's house warming n shun4 bian4 count down..was dere chao early thx 2 dad..rotted n was being rude while i conf wif bla n bla as usual C(X den had sum sorta muslim buffet *pukes* so stole ALOT of chocs fr e fridge cuz was starving *SHHHHHH!!!* played x-box den watched tiwie till 11.30 until me couz tempted me wif majong..hai4 me miss taufik's mtv *pouts* ARGHHHH..worst part of all is dat i pratically lost all 21 games..other den 1 lah *smacks face* summore were all teenagers lor!! C(X e adults were sitting on e floor crapping n talking bad abt ah ma TSKTSK!! summore dey were suggesting 2 us if we should play fire crackers O.o *faints* 4 GDNESS SAKE??!! dey totally no childhood lah..e children r gambling n dey talking abt playing fire crackers of all things -__________-" im utterly embarrassed C(X

den was laughing like siao @ me aunt hu rox @ retardedness..wished every1 in e rm happy new yr when e clock strucked 12..uncle POPped his head in2 e rm 5 mins later n dere was silence C(X den dat retarded aunt opened e glass door e wrong way n every1 bursted in fits of laughter..her son-in-laws laughed e loudest..ORH HORR!! C(X den lost all e games ;_; decided 2 have supper @ 2am in e morn cuz e muslim buffet dat e retarded aunt ordered SUCKED?? went all e way 2 geylang ~wooOOoo~ 2 eat e swee chun dimsum thingy..was packed wif sardines (ppl i mean) =3 den ate until chao1 bao3 n left in 4 seperate cars..can u imagine 14 ppl SQUEEZING in2 a tiny table @ 2 in e morn eating dimsum?? O.o..okaee so u can imagine -____-" wdv..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X erm..reached home n slept @ 4am *rejoices*

hmm..watched tiwie since i woke up on sat which was 2pm *nodds* =3 thx 2 lu hu chao2 wo3..den again, SHE SAVE ME FR MISSING E MTV SHOW!!! *_* ahhhhhhhhh..like SO many singers were performing lah!! jay 4got his lyrics BUTT STILL ROX!!! C(X den SHE's performance rox too..cuz was continuous singing (get wat i mean?? nvm..) den JJ N JR CHAO CUTE!!! *_* energy rox as usual =3 n 5566 oso..cuz got JASON!!! *screams ass off* O.o..ahaha aiya e whole show juz ROX!!! *faints* hmm..watched taufik sing anjing next..den dieded till 4am when i FINALLY gotta sleep aft watching ALOT of tiwie again *rejoices* was engrossed in pleasantville C(X den 'pet sematary 2' n sum chi comedy movie..den dis geog research thingy on ch newsasia *blinks* hmm..i was act. watching those kinda show *TADA!!!* im a changed man..i mean woman..i mean gal!!! =3 ahaha..aiya e show was talking abt dis conjoined volcano (north tip n south tip) its north tip is extinct n e south tip's still active..research shows dat e west half of e south tip is gonna have a 20km wide sandslide n its gonna cause dis MASSIVE tsunami moving in e direction of eastern america *utterly shocked* den deir trying really hard 2 think of ways 2 evacuate ppl in eastern USA b4 its too late..butt now isn e time yet..deir juz being kiasee *nodds*

WOOHOO!! i sound really chim *rejoices* ahaha..think u guys should understand me lah..or not can join our DUMBO CLUB!!! *welcomes* C(X erm..couldn get 2 sleep aft dat show den was talking abt wat e bible said abt e earth demolishing in yr 2000 or smt den e lord is coming back blablabla..so scary lah!! *shivers..cuz e aircon's cold* C(X ahaha..egg donor insisted on watching 'e day aft 2ml' so was like totally glueing our eyes 2 e tiwie again..cuz e movie's special effects simply rox cann??!! *_* den e show itself totally fits wats happening now so was really scary come 2 think of urself drowning n leaving dis world *blinks* hmm..i dont feel like studying liao..wats e use mann!! now dat every1's gonna die sonner of later C(X aiya..dis is depressing, BUTT E MOVIE ROX!!! *_* go watch if u didn have e chance..can scare e hell outta u cuz its happening in e world rite now n its SO ERAL lah!! *publicises* ahaha

ehhhh..2day woke @ 2.30 den went 2 tamp mall 2 buy sum stuffs n prepared 2 mourn cuz ITS E LASTEST DAY OF E HOLIS ;_; eh dis sounds familiar..didn i type dat juz now?? OYA!! i did -__-" ANW..its raining terribly n egg donor wants me 2 bring a jacket 2 sch 2ml O.o..helLOOoo?? no need so exaggerating rite?? haehaehae C(X gonna miss e zoo's gathering thx 2 np's gateway com ic *rejoices* arghhh..gotta finish tying e table n chair structure n find out hus in which class by 2ml =3 wat a 'nice' day 2 look 4ward 2 on e 1st day of sch..C(X oya..we'r all gonna be seniors liao..im alr feeling OLD *chokes*

2004-12-30T23:38:00.000-08:00

AHHHHHH..!! i luv e aircon classrm!!! *_* got jacob as form dis morn..found out dat she doesn have an ass..as in her name dont have 's' -____-" dats wat she said lah..den a few ppl in e class were laughing..so can tell me classmates r quite yar..not as block-headed as sum ppl in 1d *rejoices* me no longer san1 shi2 ba1 alr..realised dat im somehow or rather e stupidestest person in class oso lor!! me no dumbo..i refuse 2 accept dat fact ;_; me class oni 36 ppl *nodds* den luckily no1 volunteered 4 any position..so generally r nice ppl =3 JUZ LIKE ME!!! C(X ahaha..

hmm..alot of ppl got chi teacher as deir form..pity 2g *pads lu* ahaha..fancy forcing e whole class 2 stand 4 an hr n letting a gal faint??!! helLOOoo!! dat leong person thinks e class is having bearings izzit?? tsktsk..ohhh me class isn DAT bad aft all =3 ahaha..AIRCON!!! *_* hmm..morn was chaotic..got new vice principal..SUX!!! 1st thing she did 2 intro herself was 2 scold monitors (eg. xiao shuwei) in father barre in front of every1 4 not shoo-ing e crowd in2 e hall =/ e sch's gonna suffer wif another nag ass + cheong *dieded* den blablabla..boonyi was acting retarded..me classmates were being lame (convo eg: HI HUIYING!! wats ur name??) -___-"

den was rushing 4 time cuz dat kwek let us off late..so e whole unit were squashed in e toilet changing O.o..helped rachy, was being xtra..must thk me 4 me sacrifices hor!! C(X orientation started off really fast..was kinda speeding thru everything cuz dere were 2 CIs n 2 supposed-2b CIs=STRICT!!! *nodds* KAREN DIDN BRING HER GLOVES!!! ;_; xinhui maam is really damn gd @ making ppl fasten deir pace lah!! *pei4 fu2* den all e gateway ppl like so stressed n tired..had terrible lunch, stupid bk seller waste me time meant 4 crapping =/ she simply refuses 2 refund e stupid teatowel n apron *pissed* ITS JUZ 6 DOLLARS ASS!! *blinks* anw..dis kind auntie helped me den xw thought was egg donor *smacks face*

den was wasting more time aft lunch n b4 e christmas party..fancy tightening e ladders than completing e other structures..weird thinking lah..den in e end e maams were scolding us 4 being slow when in e 1st place dey anyhow alocate jobs *nodds* aiya..np is a cca which teaches ppl 2b patient..apparently its not working, in fact its getting worst!! =3 ehhhh..im crapping C(X den e stupid rain made matters worst..every1 was pissed espeacially e IC lah..yf was practically shouting across e table tennis area *scared* oya..ponchos (howeva u spell it) SUX MANN!! like a little drizzle oni den need 2 get stuffy in e ponchos..den heavy rain liao..ponchos used 2 shelter e lashings ??? O.o..

was kinda late 4 christmas party which lasts 4 a pathetic hr??!! -___-" den in e end shorten e pathetic time 2 ONI 45 mins ;_; btw..guess how np celebrated a belated christmas?? we played captains BALL n ate potato chips *bangs head against wall* n e ICs were vivian n manchi *faints* ahaha..kk nvm, being evil C(X erm..b4 dat had announcement dat we'r gonna have a new officer wif us..guess hu?? SETH TAN!!! *faints AGAIN* so now..np has e weirdest 'collection' of sirs: wong foo kit..imran n seth tan jee COCK *rejoices* -___-" how nice can dis get..now we'll all be bombarded (howeva u spell it) wif cheeky smiles *runs 2 e top floor n jumps down* =3

hmm..captains ball was terrible, lost both matches freakily *hides face* wat do u expect fr having rebecca in ur grp?? HUH?? HUH??!!! O.o..anw she was doing her usual 'haehaehae' n failed 2 catch e ball a million n 1 times *rejoices* den 1 of e matches was against karen xw n joy's team lah..like obvioulsy we'll lose lor!! UNFAIR!!! all e gd players *blinks innocently* =3 den aft dat had 2 gather @ canteen 2 eat potato chips n drink sodas fr a cup which is shared by 4 ppl?? so can u imagine e chips sticking 2 e edges of e cups?? EWWWWW!! *pukes* ANW..we wenta collect e exchanged gifts n ct had dis retarded idea of shouting 'READY!!' n tearing e prezzies apart aft e count of 3..den xw n bridget were ultra high lah..like chimpanzees swinging deir arms ard *speechless* -____-" cant expect much fr e nco..OPPX!! jk lah =3 oya, karen's prezzie rox mann!! SHE GOT A PORCELAIN TEAPOT!!! *laughs hysterically* damn corny lah!! kept laughing @ her all day..especially when she was rushing thru dis proposal n xw stood behind her n scared e hell outta her C(X SIAO 1 LEH!! omg..dis kinda twin *embarrassed* hmm..liping got a packet of pens *laughs retardedly* den lu got a candy cane dat costs $1.60 dat tastes bitter n is 9 days away 2 expiry AHAHA!! C(X omg..where got ppl so chepo 1 lah..TSKTSK!! den i got 3 noteboobs 2day..do i look nerdy?? =3

den aft activity was slacking away..every was being retarded as usual..cant rmb wats dere 2 laugh abt cuz its always crappy *nodds* THX 4 EVRY1'S PREZZIES!! *hugs* erm..pan was molesting me piggie, so yar..den rj was extra high 2day lah!! *shakes head* siao liao..AHHHHHH!! juz rmb abt e hw issue again ;_; im @ a lost..dunno whether should do anot leh..ARGHH im dreading sch

2004-12-29T22:50:00.000-08:00

okaee..so yest's np wasn as torturous as i thought..in fact, i kinda enjoy pulling e ropes 2 tie e gateway n roughen me hands *blinks* i cant belief i juz said dat..think gotta thk *TADA!!* GORILLA GAL..4 entertaining all of us C(X ahaha..kk dats evil..not unless u seen her test our swing structure n nearly break e connecting spar lah!! *laughs retardedly* like every1 kept immitating her lor..corny mann!! C(X

hmm..reached sch late n had 2 greet maams ALONE *stares @ fruity fam* ANW..was getting irritated by certain ppl hu ALWAYS reach late n nv fails 2 4GET telling me dat dey weren going 4 np..oni hai4 me kana scolding ;_; BUTT..fr 2ml onwards..ITS RACHY'S TURN!!! *evil grin* C(X i soooo pity her..tc no things collector..its TRASH collector *nodds* pick up e sqd's trash..e worst part is when u get scolded by maams 4 doing ur job..u'll get irritated n in sum way or another..get not as patient wif ur sqdmates *guilty* so i sincerely apologise 4 any misunderstandings =3 WORLD PEACE!! *laughs retardedly*

OYA!! i 4got 2 mention how much i hate dat gorilla..asshole lah!! =/ early in e morn..i hao3 xin1 collect rags 4 her..den she threw dis god dammit FUCKING rag on2 me head *volcano erupts* was abt 2 bash her when she laughed like an idiotic sucker lor..arghhh in e end whole morn didn even crap *gets violent wif e cUm table* ANW..was contented enough when every1 was cursing her during orientation AGAIN =3 *rejoices* every1 as in even her own sqdmates lah..C(X PATHETIC MANN!! she doesn even care lah..ppl go her blog n curse her terrible vulgarities she even thk dem lah..TSKTSK *shakes head*

den whole day tie tie n more tying..laughed @ dearest karen n her durian gloves C(X ahaha..retardedly mann!! erm..aft activity realised dat e class thingy was out on e boards outside father berre liao..so every1 practically DASHED up dere n crossed deir fingers..hoping not 2 get in2 purity=DING DONG'S CLASS!! C(X ahaha..omg, so mean..hmm den realised dat dey mixed e express ppl too *blur* anw..IM IN AIRCON CLASS!! *rejoices* haiz..butt diligence seems 2b yet ANOTHER terrible class ;_; hope it isn lah..shall look on e brigter side..@ last im not in purity nor faith AHAHA..oppx =x HEEHEEHEE!! C(X

kk..i suddenly hate dis person alot, not say no reason lah..butt cant seem 2 find it..v sure dere is thou O.o..YAY!! im crapping =3 hmm..sumtimes really feel like telling her straight in e face dat i hate her..butt its TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!! like..alot of trouble wil be caused lah..den act nice 2 her like chao hypo lah..damn irri, always pisses me off..butt i doubt she noes cuz she doesn appear 2 noe?? O.o..den again, she like PURPOSELY wanna piss me off lidat..think she n another person dont quite like me..butt den AIYA!! its hard 2b honest mann..if im, den every1'll hate me..i think?? *vexed* BLEAH!! 4get it..shan talk much 2 her..=3

hmm..2day did nth, found out dat lu pronounces 'tsunami' as 'tsumoney' thou *laughs hysterically* like counting $ lidat lah!! C(X aiya..cant blame her, everything oso pronounce wrongly (eg. gemini encore..) hmm..shan be evil or not she quarrel wif me again C(X 2ml got np again..have 2 help rachy wif tc duties..currently, shes fed up wif e work load *nodds* AWWWWW!! poor thingy..nani nani poo poo =x act. tcs r usually e ncos doggie, tell u do dis u do dis..LITTLE bit wrong or slow den will kana scolding by e evil ones..butt luckily our sqd has an ah siao nco n e other 1 damn slack (HENG AH!!) so yar..xw got a new fwen!! *rejoices* so rachy's recesses n time b4 ass. r ALL taken up *pads* ahaha..C(X

oya..i feel stupid, i wanted 2 wear pt kit 2 sch 2ml @ 1st..unil i realised 2ml is a formal sch thing n e WHOLE sch is going *smacks face* can u imagine dis idiot in np shirt sitting in dis classrm wif a whole bunch of new classmates?? n den..in e hall, all e sec1s will be staring @ u like an alien O.o..PHEW!! luckily found out in time or not i'd have hai4-ed a few ppl C(X hmm..every1 should be crossing deir fingers now n hoping SINCERELY dat christina tan isn deir form teacher *nodds* btw..can u be nice n pray 4 me too?? *_* cuz it'll be terrible if she acts like zls n PURPOSELY walk 2 e san1 shi2 ba1 place during ass. n stare @ me socks *nodds vigorously* den she might threaten 2 chop off me socks everyday O.O *dieded* i noe all of u r kind souls =3 god will bless u..unless u include dat he/she is angry wif e human races these few yrs *blinks* erm..acc. 2 egg donor, he/she is unhappy wif humans eva since e 911 incident..SARS..chicken flu (HEYY!! I SPELT CHICKEN CORRECTLY!!!) blablabla..n now e 'tsumoney' C(X AHAHA!! oppx..jk lah =3 can tell how unreasonable egg donor is..she doesn make any sense lah!! quarrel wif her oso dunno wats her point O.o

in conclusion..dis post is all crap especially para 5..pls disregard it cuz it certainly isn referring 2 u, dat person doesn read *nodds* neither do i care..juz didn feel like bottling it up n u noe i have no siblings so juz crapped here =3 im feeling pitiful *blinks*

2004-12-27T21:36:00.000-08:00

WOOOOOOWie..!!! damn long no blog liao..was bz shopping in KL over e wkends u c?? *blinks* ANW..i cant rmb when i stopped blogging so i shall juz start fr last wed..which i did NTH!! *rejoices* YEAH!! no need type so much liao..

den thurs had 2 do volunteery ushering 4 np cuz e sec1s wenta e thingy thingy thing dat day *nodds* practically rotted cuz dat mrs hoo gei kiang..got (aka forced) 15 ppl 2 go n usher cars when dey oni needed like 4 ppl lidat -__- so e 4 sec1s (lu val rj n ME!!) went cuz we were nice..in fact oni lu n i were nice C(X xw kinda threatened val 2 go when she suddenly asked her on msn..den she oso conspired wif lu 2 trick rj in2 going..saying it was compulsory =3 OHHHH..im so innocent *sprouts angel wings* den it kinda ended early aft we stood @ e gate doing nth..so xw n i forced lu in2 going bowling wif us cuz xw was DESPO?? O.o..erm had 2 siam ALOT of times when other maams were looking @ our direction *nodds* as u noe..juniors r not supposed 2 crap wif deir seniors/ncos *blinks innocently*

played arcade while waiting 4 e thingy 2 open..HOUSE OF E DEAD ROX!!! *_* den bowled (terribly) n played pool!! C(X those stupid sji ppl think we v stupid lidat..e worst part is: WE WERE WEARING HALF U!!! *hides face* me being v tomboyish took off e skirt (in e toilet of course -___-") didn want it 2 tear while bowling rite?? C(X IMAGINE DAT!! omg..i'll laugh until i wet me pants..i mean skirt..no, shorts..AIYA!! ehhhhh..den left 4 kfc aft being chased outta e club by boringness (e security guard didn allow us 2 play screech) =/ ate kfc..crapped..den bought mini gloves fr minitoons!! C(X ahaha..damn cute i tell u, deres dis doggie face on e front which squeaks (did i spell correctly?? e word looks wrong) like e baby toy when squeezed lor..!! OMG..no childhood cant blame me hor C(X den we kept squuezing n squeezing 2 check whether it works as a hp pouch..smart ehhh?? *proud* O.o..den walked 2 e cashier n e squeaky (4give me 4 spelling errors..im dumb rmb??) thingy stopped working -___- so went back 2 change again..how stupid can dat scene look mann!! *smacks face*

hmm..fri wenta tamp hunt 4 e stupid kou4 zi3 boob..den shopped 4 a while b4 leaving 4 airport..took plane 2 KL..cuz lazy 2 take coach C(X reached dere @ abt 10 den arrived @ times square hotel @ abt 11.30..stupid hotel rm alot of prob, so settled in2 another rm @ 12mn *dieded* next day wenta do ALOT of shopping..I SPENT E MOSTEST!!! C(X *rejoices* ahaha..all kinda clothes (except skirts n dresses..OF COURSE) bought bag n wallet too..den dieded again aft 11hrs of non-stop shopping *blinks* broke me ankles..summore had 2 sleep on e couch again dat nite =/ den again..e couch was more comfy C(X was much much more SOFTER..im lovin' it!! =3 thought of ghosts in hotel rms n couldn sleep nor bathe in peace..ARGHHH!! hu e hell came up wif e idea of ghosts..stupid idiot hmph..ANW, sun did more shopping =3 blablabla..ate alot until me stomach looked like mr tay's?? *faints* ahaha..not dat terrible lah..btw, mr tay is of random..im not referring 2 anything of watsoeva fr drey's dream HOR!! -_____-"

erm..reached home last nite in time 4 zong1 yi4 da4 ge1 da4..replied msg cuz i missed christmas?? *blinks* den didn feel like coming online cuz..didn feel like?? ehhhhh..den spent e whole day 2day crapping on e fone n glueing me eyes 2 e tiwie screen AGAIN!! dats life as an oni child..how boring *day dreams* hmm..totally dont feel like doing e chi hw..SUX MANN!! gotta write 5 wo du wo xie wo hua + read e god dammit diff 'water tiger turn' = TORTURE..utter torture!!!! =3 AHHHHHH..!! 2ml got orientation prep AGAIN..n gateway com is gonna suffer AGAIN!! ;_; dont wanna go..rather finish up e chi hw cann??!! like gateway oni benefits ur hands fr looking like sum NS man's hands lor!! *sobx* den summore its me last day of tc-ship..new tc: 'gd luck mi-howdeeee, u'll need it..grrrrr' *blinks* okaee..enough crap, since not alot of ppl bothers 2 read..shall save finger muscles *does finger excercise* C(X

2004-12-21T22:18:00.000-08:00

HAPPIE BDAE PEACH!!! =3 i mean BELATED bdae..didn bog yest so say 2 day *gives excuses*

AHHHHHH..!! im sooooooo HAPPIEEEEE..!! C(X *throws party* OMG..can every1 come rejoice wif me??!! *jumps over e moon* i luv me couz *_* DEIR NOT COMING OVER 2 STAY NO MORE!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *voice goes hoarse* ahaha..oh mi god..dis is a miracle C(X okaee..now im jealous =/ ALL of dem wenta genting leaving poor POOR me alone in BORINGGG OLD s'pore ;_; stupid egg donor lah!! cant take leave den dont allow me 2 go wif dem WITHOUT her..doesn trust me (as usual) ARGHHH!! im pissed..shall tell her 2 talk 2 e hand if she bothers me again..=3 erm..she juz walked in2 e rm n i said 'will shut down asap' *smacks face* I DIDN TELL HER 2 TALK 2 E HAND!!! * disappointed in meself* O.o

ehhhh..okaee, egg donor's free on fri=can go 4 a 3 days holi..butt unlucky us oni got genting as our choice, cuz every other hotel in malacca is FULLY booked n blablabla..SOOOO DAT person wants 2 go 2 genting when ALL me couz r coming back 2 s'pore on thurs *bangs head against wall* AHHHHHHH!!! wtf mann!! dis is such a TERRIBLE coincidence if u get wat im crapping abt *dieded* okaee..krystal, keep calm..breathe..kepp calm..I SAID KEEP CALM!!! *blinks* ARGHHHHH!! 1st sign of madness..talking 2 my own head (adapted fr harry potter n e oder of e phoenix AGAIN) =3 ahaha..apparently, we haven reached a decision yet butt im so NOT going 2 genting wif e donors..HOW E HELL M I SUPPOSED 2 SIT E RIDES WIF E ELDERLIES??!! C(X

*chants*
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors
*voice fr faaaaaaar away in me head says: miracles dont happen u stupid gal!!*

*goes back 2 normal self* =3 hmm..sun wenta suntac AGAIN..ate n froze 2 death in front of e steamboat *rejoices* wanna buy a new sling bag..any suggestions?? *listens hard* erm..i take e silence as a 'no' cuz..I CANT HEAR U..duhh, dont be stupid lah u C(X ahaha..den yest rotted @ home, can u imagine me playing basketball ALONE..wif an idiotic little fat boy n his beeeg fat daddy sitting @ e bbq pit staring @ me *blinks* TERRIBLE MANN!! was like so gad dammit hot summore..as in e sun, not me -__-" okaee..so i was perspiring..ALOT, butt i didn say i was hot..BLEAH!! dis is getting nowhere erm..so yar, played ALONE kinda funn?? O.o..ahaha

2day..supposed 2 rot further @ home n play more basketball ALONE..AGAIN!! butt dad returned home early..as in ard 3?? O.O..so wenta bowl cuz i kept mumbling dat ALL e outings 2 bowl were cancelled =/ so he was being nice n PAID!! *_* AWWWWW!! erm..conferenced alot b4 leaving..goes 2 show dat dere r ALOT of rotting ppl @ home TOO!! haehaehae..C(X bowled n threw me face (as usual) oni got like 100+ 4 both games cann??!! ehhh..den overheard dis grp of teenagers fr e lane beside saying smt abt turkeys=4 consecutive strikes *nodds* me didn noe wat dat mean cuz..OBVIOUSLY..i nv got any turkeys in me life!! *proud* den asked dad..den e guy said smt like 'aiya..u dont gei turkey lah!!' den e other guy said 'y cannot??!! christmas is coming n i can get all e turkeys i want' *speechless*

short post..me life damn boring as u can c..admit ur jealous!! *comforts meself* C(X hmm..gonna accompany dad 2 check out tour packages 2ml..supposed 2 be bowling wif xw n lu until 'mum attack' came in2 e pic thx 2 e really terrible liar C(X ahaha jk..so im diminished 2 such a pitiful state, dont even getta play basketball..BOOHOO!! *blinks* on e brighter side..I GETTA CYCLE ON THURS!! ye xw..get jealous!! HEEHEEHEE..!! =3

2004-12-19T16:30:00.000-08:00

unluckily 4 u ppl.im not dead yet (AWWWWW..wasted!!) so yar..decided 2 blog some stupid nonsense crap again..sadly, no1 asked me 2 blog..AGAIN!!! ;_; me sho shad u noe??!! wo3 bu4 ru2 si3 le4 suan4 O.o..haiz, look @ wat kinda state im in??!! im talking rubbish n im laughing @ meself *proud*

hmm..wed went 2 causway, yishun safra n yishun park wif xw n lu..GOD DAMMIT SLACKY!!! C(X we were practically lazing ard doing nth..NOTHING!!!! *blinks* wanted 2 watch movie @ causway..butt ended up playing wif e kentacky chicken n cheating in e arcade =3 no show 2 watch u c?? den took train back 2 yishun n screamed ALOT in e mrt while playing screech *nodds* luv dat game mann!! C(X wenta yishun safra n played @ e obstacle courses?? O.o..i dunno lah..was damn HOT so wenta play more arcade =3 i realised how stupid i was when i lost practically all e games *smacks face* u must be REALLY embarrassed 2 noe me ;_; wo3 jian3 zhi2 shi4 jian4 bu4 de2 guang1 ma!!!! ehhhhh..wenta check out e bowling alley n guess wat?? ALL E LANES WERE TAKEN UP BY A STUPID JUNIOR DIVISION COMPETITION!!! arghhhh..summore dey playing until 10pm =/ so walked ard e building n looked @ ppl dry shoot n play pool..we weren allowed 2 play both..i think O.o..

so wenta play @ e playground beside safra n screamed our asses off..n i really mean "our asses off" *nodds* was playing e bouncy sorta see-saw butt instead of a plank of wood, its sum sorta sit dangling fr a horizontal metal pole..a sit @ either end of e pole *blinks* aiya..dunno how 2 describe lah..it was really hurting our asses thou C(X loads of jerkings @ DAT PART lah..HEEHEEHEE!! den crapped 4 abt half an hr abt np ppl..found out a secret abt sy maam C(X shan say it cuz its damn throw face...hilarious thou!! *laughs retardedly* den blablabla..wanted 2 cycle butt dont have rental @ dat stupid park =/ den wanted 2 ice skate since dere was more den enough time..butt we lazy 2 travel..so in e end we did..NTH *TADA!!* -___-" went back in2 e safra place n screamed even MORE!! *rejoices* haehaehae..summore e place was total silence b4 we stepped in2 it n played more screech lor!! *proud* was laughing like siao all day..until we came up wif e 5 no. diff screech C(X WE LAUGHED EVEN SIAO-ER!! ahaha..sum1 would put down e card n we'll all started counting wif our fingers n sum1 would suddenly smack e deck of cards w/o realising dat she counted wrongly!! C(X AHHHAHAHA!! luv dat game mann!! left kinda early..lu had a stinging pain @ her rite erm..CHEST!! yar..chest =3 sum idiotic woman wenta elbow her n we were discussing whether anot 2 tell her egg donor e next day when it was STILL hurting..imgane if she was brought 2 c e doc O.o..AHHAHAHA!! lots of pressing here n squishing dere C(X

hmm..thurs n fri were terrible days STUCK @ home ;_; supposed 2 go out on both days summore =/ y do my outings nv fail 2 get cancelled??!! GOD, ITS SIMPLY UNFAIRRRRR..!! *bangs head against wall* i made another egg donor hate me AGAIN ppl!! =3 im soooooo guai..fancy sending e wrong msg 2 e wrong person n hai-ing every1 2 suffer..i hate my life cann??!! hmph..okaee, im ot naming e person cuz..i dont feel like it?? O.o..ehhhh apparently, i send a msg 2 dis person's mum by accident n e msg was lidat: 'dont say i v wat hor..butt ur egg donor really sux cann??!! its not e 1st time ur not allowed 2 do dis alr okaee..' *dieded* fine fine..its MY fault i noe..butt i have my reasons 4 saying dat n i dont regret it, except 4 e part where i sent 2 e wrong person lah *blinks* i admit im blur..i noe *rejoices* arghhhh..

oya..fri nite wenta suntec @ 10pm thx 2 e midnite sale dat was on till 1am *blinks* bought stuffs 4 e house n wenta pick egg donor hu was bowling wif her colleages??!! *faints* OMG..kk she wasn bowling lah, would've been disastrous *nodds* she said dat 1 of her fwen's BALL dropped in2 e longkang (drain<--specially typed 4 drey n other dumbos out dere) *grins* ahaha..erm so e BALL roll roll roll n dropped in2 e longkang still spinning..n guess wat happened?? E BALL ROLLED BACK UP E LANE 2 E TOP OF E LONGKANG IN E OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!! *laughs hysterically* den egg donor's colleage hu threw e BALL wenta squat @ e longkang dere 2 wait 4 his BALL's arrival C(X ahaha..damn retarded, cant imagine every1 @ e bowling alley staring @ dem C(X

erm..sat was a nice day =3 me egg donor was nice..4 ONCE *utterly shocked* wenta tamp mall AGAIN..pierced me ears @ yellow..e salesgirls dere damn childish cann??!! was like preparing 2 'shoot' me ears den dis really cute santa walked past e shop n all of dem were like screaming "AHHHH..sho cuteeeee!! anybody got bring camera?? OMG!!! damn cute mann!!" *_* kinda thing..n me egg donor, hu didn wanna c me getting pierced, oso wenta c wat happened..we both thought was sum artiste -____-" dunno wats wif dem lah..dere i was looking like a kuku *hides face* den wenta buy prezzies n egg donor KEPT asking whether it was pain n saying "WAT 4?? lidat v nice meh?? ur ears r so red lor..worth it meh??!!" den i would be like "not pain lah.." n thinking: juz shut up..ur making it painer C(X ahaha..kk it wasn dat pain lah..butt e santa claus was cute!! =3 met wenmei butt dont think she recognised me so didn bother calling her..fancy going out wif ur donors n being seen wif dem by ur fwen hus wif her gang of pai gias=EMBARRASSING!! rather be an ostrich n stick me head underground lor!! O.o..

currently..my hw status is still STUCK @ e 'water tiger turn' boob..dont intend 2 read..hope me chi teacher next yr not as unreasonable as dat asshole dis yr *crosses all crossable body parts* =3 talking abt next yr..IM STRESSED!!! 30th is DOOMS DAY ppl..prepare 2 mourn, cant imagine wat kinda ppl would be me classmate..i belief every1 oso thinking abt dat..so i sincerely apologise if i happen 2b ur classmate next yr..its UR misfortune den, TOO BAD!! nani nani poo poo..C(X

2004-12-14T23:26:00.000-08:00

WHEEEE..juz wanna say dat 2day went escape wif ethel n lynette CHAO FUNN!! C(X ahaha..was feeling giddy aft 3 consecutive pukie rides when we 1st stepped in2 e mini place =3 HOW NICEEE..!! *rejoices* hmm..met dem @ abt 10 in pasir ris mrt..n u guessed it, I WAS 1ST AGAIN!!! =/ y e hell m i ALWAYS e 1st 2 arrive even thou im late?? helLLOOoo??!! wats wif youngsters nowadays mann!! tsktsk..den other times..im severely late n every1 else arrives 15 mins b4 e actual meeting time..y?? Y????!!!!! O.o

erm..where was i?? <--appears 2 have poor short term memory (adapted fr HP n e order of phoenix) *laughs retardedly* oh..shit i really dunno where i stopped crapping -____-" OHH!! =3 apparently lynette is 4EVA severely late n ethel is 4EVA a few mins late *pads* den wenta escape by bust..reached dere n paid $16.50 UNWILLINGLY cuz lynette so does NOT look like a 12 yr-old C(X i could've got free admition (3yrs n below r entitled free admition) BUTT im SHO honest, as usual, so didn wanna cheat *blinks innocently* ahaha..=3 took every ride other den e kiddy ones OF COURSE..wasted, no more teapot liao..or not can puke all over e CUP!! ahaha..HOW FUNN!!! C(X had 2 sacrifice ourselves 2 accompany lynette juz so dat she can take e mini roller-coaster, cuz well..LYNETTE'S CHILDISH??!! duhh..C(X still cant belief dat she once sat dat stupid ride 24 times consecutively..i sat once n me ass alr hurt like siao alr cann??!! e stupid thing kept jerking n i kept screaming "OUCH!!!" ahaha..better den dis stupid guy wif his grp of older teens dat went ~ahhHHHhhh~ in e girly screech all thru e ride C(X ended up in fits of laughter *nodds*

GDNESS..!! omg..i so do NOT noe egg donor, u noe wat she juz did??!! i tell u wat she juz did *blinks* SHE JUZ SMSED ME E 'FRIENDSHIP WK' SMS..!! *hides face* OH MY GDNESSSSSS!!! how outdated can she get mann!! den i was like "e msg states clearly dat ur supposed 2 send 2 ur fwens..not 2 ur daughter nor ur husband!!!" ahaha..how retarded..shit, think i got her genes!!! *bangs head against wall*

kk..back 2 e rides =3 ehhh..e rest of e rides were full of screams even thou none was scary *nodds* LUV RAINBOW N VIKING!!! ahaha..kept screaming our asses off thruout..especially wheneva deres a grp of screamy ppl @ e other tip of e ship=COMPETITION!!! C(X n u noe hu won lah..u cant blame e pro hor?? HEEHEEHEE!! luv having loud vocals these days..when bilang dat time oso SURE kana praise 1 leh!! *proud* haehaehae..rainbow ride totally ROX!! *_* me butt appeared 2 hate e sit alot cuz i kept getting thrown off wheneva it drops 8 stories down wif me flying off O.o..ahaha im not trying 2 say im light okaee..kk so im, butt ONI a LITTLE =3 *laughs retardedly* shit..think e rides made me brain kinda weird 2day..im going nuts AGAIN!! think its concussion *blinks* SEE??!! argh..

wenta rest aft every hr n a half..ate hotdog bun 4 lunch n played SNAP ("screech" as named by lu..idea came when we thought of xw) C(X nearly vomitted its remains O.o..den wenta take wet n wild, lynette was scared n dat resulted in 2 gals q-ing in front of us stare wif some sorta kan4 bian3 glare =/ irri ppl..was cursing dem 2 fly off deir boats when coming down e 2nd drop n die a horrible death wif intestines all over e place *blinks* AHHHH!! im going nuts again..dis is getting serious ppl..HELP!!!

talking abt help..i was screaming help when we took e flipper (extremely giddy ride..CAUTION!!) was beside lynette n she kept elbowing my dere lor!! hmph..sat wif ethel e other time n she was taking less space..so wasn DAT terrible C(X ahaha..wait till lynette reads dis, den i'll be dead meat *not scared @ all* HEEHEEHEE!! everything was funn lah..got a GIGANTIC cotton candy *grins broadly* DAMMIT sweeeeet!! admit ur jealous C(X especially u jie..still dont get y u so against going 2 escape tsktsk..must give it a shot n experiece THINGS u nv experienced b4 urself mah..AHAHA!! C(X

hmm..currently im feeling butterflies in me stomach..n me brain is having side effects ~oooOOOooo~ can still feel e sensation wif me ass off e sit C(X ahaha..gross!! erm..went 4 go cart aft making much persuation..dey both dare not drive lor??!! juz like christie n sutz e last time we went..i forced dem e same way n aft e 1st time..all 4 of dem same reaction=FUNN..i wanna go again!! -__-" aiya..butt dey still no where compared 2 e pro lah!! *ego* btw..ethel promised dat she would crash n i told her dat sutz crashed b4 C(X den she was all wobbly..of course she didn crash in e end =3 wenta drive twice n e 1st time i was e oni 1 dat went 4 rounds leh!! summore kana scolding n whistled @ 4 dangerous driving (was tying me hair..now can u c how pro urs sincerely is hor??!!) MWAHAHA..!! C(X supposed 2b oni 3 rounds when e q is short..plus i was e 4th 2 leave n it was drizzling leh!! ahaha..den e 2nd time e q was DAMN long butt dey v insistant on driving again..so we were playing dai di as we q-ed 4 abt 45 mins *nodds* played halfway n dis guy in charge of e ride suddenly POPed outta nowhere n started giving tips 2 ethel on how 2 play cuz she was losing C(X den his partner was scolding him 4 playing instead of working (same guy dat scolded me 4 dangerous driving..luvs scolding ppl..tsktsk, lil gal oso scold) =3 played wif him 4 a while until it was our turn 2 drive..i was last 2 leave n e ONI person hu overtook e 1st person hu left!! *DAMN proud* C(X aiya..WASTED!! nearly gotta drive e 3rd round when dat guy hu played dai di wif us stopped me =/ summore try 2 act retarded..fancy "shooting" me n "giving out cards" 2 ethel wheneva we drove pass him..if u get wat i mean?? AIYA..i dunno how 2 explain lah!! O.o..den dere i was..STUCK @ a bu4 san1 bu4 si4 spot where i couldn park nor cont another round..so was asking dat person how..n he was like "get out lah..den u wanna cont sitting in e cart 4 e rest of e day ah??" den i had 2 cross dis road thingy n he was like "CAREFUL AH..dont kana langah when e others r parking!!" -_______-" i dunno wat 2 say..

den spent alot of time resting cuz our throats hurtED fr excessive screaming..wenta play more snap @ burger king =3 left @ 4.30 n had 2 walk all e way 2 e interchange cuz we missed e bust which takes really long 2 arrive thx 2 e ice cream man -___-" i bought 2 ice cream (CUP n bread) ethel flunged half of me remainding choc ice cream bread on2 e road when we were dashing across e traffic *hides face* e scene was retarded..i had ice cream all over me..den blablabla reached tamp..bought another legband cuz, if u rmb, zls FORCED me 2 chop 1 of it off?? well..dat caused me 2 spend another $2..FUCK HER MANN!! =/yar..its dat day when i was totally flared up..fancy getting scolded 4 times in a day 4 e same reason??!! morn ask me change me socks (like helLOOoo??!! every1 else oso wears ankle socks..biased asshole!!) den aft recess had 2 come pick on me AGAIN abt e socks which i couldn have possibly fly back home 2 change rite??!! ARGHHHH!! y e hell m i talking abt dis fucker?? CHANGE TOPIC!! O.o

now me whole body's aching like SHIT!! fr muscleSSS acheSSS 2 sun burnSSS *dieded* shan go escape too often..can die mann!! OYA..didn manage 2 pierce me ears cuz egg donor doesn trust me when im wif me fwens..say wat "i always do everything wrongly wheneva ur playing wif ur fwens..i dont trust u, wkend i go wif u pierce" now u c y i detest adults?? cant stand e older ones..even MORE fucky..cant blame me 4 disrespecting dem okaee!! *nodds*

2004-12-13T19:40:00.000-08:00

HIIIIeeee..!!! *blinks* hmm..im going nuts these days..no apparent reason n do not say dat i've always been nuts eva since u 1st knew me -__-" hmm..e wkend was totally engrossed in e yu2 le4 quan1 happening, dunno y..O.o went out on sat n shopped till i dropped =3 egg donor + me spent abt $250 in total *proud* n i FINALLY bought me beeeeeg pink t-shirt!!! *_* ahaha..retarded looking thou..suits me C(X haehaehae..den wenta eat some porridge *blinks* rushed down 2 expo aft dat 2 buy pillows cuz me pillow e COTTON all harden in2 chunks of BALLS liao ;_;

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!! deres an ant crawling on e keyboard as i type..!!! *squashes idiotic ant* =3

hmm..was walking ard expo den blablabla..passed dis hall dat was giving out smoke O.o..den dis guy in black hu was standing @ e main entrance (dere were abt 7 doors..imagine how big e hall was) opened e door 4 dis grp of gals 2 get in2 e smoky place..n guess wat?? i tell u wat............K ONE WAS HAVING DEIR CONCERT!!!! *_* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! *heart attack* OMG..!! i got a 5sec glimps of dem dancing n singing feng1 yun2 bian4 se4 summore..JR SHO SHUAI!!! O.o..hey!! i could oni identify him okaee..he was e oni 1 wif short hair lah..AHHHHHHH!!! C(X admit ur jealous nani nani poo poo..den smsed a couple of ppl n peach's convo was e retardedest!! (u can c e convo in her blog..) C(X ahaha..didn buy pillow cuz wondered ard e doors 4 a while n left w/o remembering wat we were dere 4 -____-"

dat nite slept @ 4am aft watching some gambling show n smsing hark..apparently she noes her limits cuz dere was dis lady in e show dat had a mushroom head n hark admitted dat she looked ALOT like her!! C(X ahaha..DUMBO!!! =x

sun..glued me eyes 2 e tiwie set fr 2pm - 2am leh..!! dat was when i woke until i slept lah C(X hmm..gonna have a lot of difficulties waking up on e 1st day of sch ;_; N ITS JUZ 19 DAYS AWAY!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh..holis started off wif 62 days..n now, its ONI 19 days..BOOHOO!! 2 think dat i couldn wait 2 go back 2 sch when e holis 1st started..how dumb could i get mann!! =x actually cant blame meself..i was juz a lil gal..now, im 43 days more matured *blinks* ahaha

**i regret 2 inform u dat sun was a BORING day..so u shall have 2 read alot of crap which follows *points down* DONT THINK DIRTY!!! i was referring 2 me post okaee -___-"

as i was saying..i watched tiwie e whole day..alot abt e artistes thx 2 star awards =3 was eating HAWAIIAN PIZZA n choking on e HAWAIIAN PIZZA..damn corny leh..luv e PART where mark lee wenta receive e top ten mostest popular male artistes award..he PURPOSELY ran 2 fann wong's sit n PRESSED his face against hers..n dashed up 2 stage wif his hand supporting his cheek (somehow 2 make sure fann's kiss didn drop off his cheek) n PRESSED his face against christapher's face..he den added 2 fann 2 disinfect her face -_________-" nvm..think u watch e scene urself funnier, cuz its really TOUGH 2 bring out its funniness O.o..

watched more tiwie aft dinner n dad brought out fruits..FRUITY FAM ROX!!! =3 ahaha..kk erm..i wanted banana n me parents wanted an orange each..so dad took out 1 banana n 2 orange rite?? RITE!!! hey!! me maths is improving..!! C(X ahaha..u noe how me dad arranged e fruits on e plate?? E BANANA WAS BETWEEN E ORANGES!!! ahhhhhahaha..!!! OMG!!! SHO BIAN TAI!! now i noe where i got me genes fr =3 egg donor was like "hen3 nan2 kan4 leh!!!" C(X retarded..was hugging me stomach all thru..

den it was da4 ge1 da4 dat nite..was OSO laughing like a mad cow 2 e tiwie screen when dis lady (yu4 fang4) hu totally CANNOT sing came up wif her v own album!!! O.O den u noe variety shows lah..dey were adding 2 e xiao4 guo3 so..dat zhang1 fei1 was pretending 2 have wobbly legs when dat lady shouted "wo3 you3 zi4 ji3 de4 CD le4!!!" C(X den all e special guests @ e show oso had 2 act wobbly..k1 was dere!! *_* den dis 2 gals were oso acting wobbly n one of dem FELL DOWN!!! whole body slapped e floor n she was lying face flat wif her skirt FLASING everything inside cann??!! ahaha..couldn stop laughing..DAMN HILARIOUS!!! C(X aft dat was e g-music awards show..was singing along wif all e taiwan singers which i adore *_* AHHHHHHHHHH..!! JAY WON E BEST SINGER AWARD!!! im so happy 4 him..cuz e prize was a volvo car!! =3 hmm..now im jealous O.o..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X so i watch n watch n watch..

hmm..how boring can a wkend get?? oni get 2 c k1..aiya, holis sux afterall..I WANNA GO SCH!! butt i dont wanna study leh..30th stressed leh..u wouldn noe hu on earth is gonna be ur classmate lor!!! *pulls hair due 2 level of stress* AHHHHH..white hair!! ehhh..CHEY!!! juz a thread -____-" yay..i haven finish me hw..n im going out e rest of e wk as scheduled..hope dont 1 by 1 cancel like b4 ;_; cuz i really cant stand staying @ home like 2day..watching too much tiwie is bad 4 me health O.o..OYA!! most prob gonna pierce me ears 2ml!! *rejoices* =3 jie pierced 2day..@ least she didn pierce 5 on 1 ear..TSKTSK!! C(X

2004-12-10T23:58:00.000-08:00

nth better 2 do liao..so decided 2 blog abt how retarded e ppl in fruity fam can get (especially e 2 elder ones) C(X told jie i wouldn blog if u didn noe..juz being mean ahaha..im bored anw O.o..ahhhh im crapping alr, not yet start on e day's events summore..tsktsk hopeless me..BUTT DAT DOESN MEAN DAT IM A DUMBO!!! (speacially pointed out 2 hark e BIGGER dumbo)

ehhh..forced meself 2 wake up early (10.15 is counted v early 4 sum1 hu sleeps @ 3am okaee..) den got dad 2 fetch me 2 bust stop as usual =3 took 969 fr tamp 2 yishun 4 cip wif e jies..den was listening 2 ENERGY!!! *_* as usual..e oni unusual thing was..................I WASN TOLD E TIMING HAD CHANGED!!! -_- drey wasn told e venue had changed either..n u noe where e root of e prob always comes fr..all e bad genes in e fam n wdv we weren told was AHEM AHEM's fault..tsktsk HOPELESS MANN!! C(X *blames her as much as possible cuz ppl dont blame demselves 4 wdv wrong* HEEHEEHEE..!! oh mann..im getting eviler, HER FAULT TOO!! C(X ahaha..jk lah..WORLD PEACE!! =3

hmm..luckily me bk kept me occpied 4 e next 45 mins until it was finally 11.45 (an hr aft e initial meeting time) walked fr popular back 2 interchange (where i came fr an hr ago) n waited 4 10 mins -_- another person's fault..juz admit im always being bullied ;_; ahaha..kk den related e bian tai story fr "s'pore's true ghost stories" 2 drey..was abt some gal having her period n some pontianak sucking virgin's blood fr e..u noe?? yar..gross rite??!! tsktsk..summore was written by a 12 yr-old..*shakes head* FINALLY boarded 804 (e CORRECT bust!!!) jie n i missed e previous bust e few secs cuz was looking @ e powerpuff gals' stage thingy 4 a moment *hides face* better den lu hu watched e performance whereby mojo jojo vs powerpuff gals rite??!! *utterly ashamed 2 have such kinda da jie* C(X

hmm..laughed @ e pole dance thingy (aft so many months passed..jie still rmbs..HAIZ) den saw dis green sign on e bust O.o..AHAHA GREEN SIGN ON BUST!! C(X oppx..kk paisae erm..e sign looked alot like a gorilla which is..sum1 lah..yar *blinks innocently* kept laughing @ kuku ppl (dis ah peh was "kissing" e dustbins -____-" drey was blind lah..he was DIGGING 4 cans lor!!) n of course, e usuals..zls's fam look-alike C(X all e way until we waited 4 lu @ e bust stop..we reached 5 mins b4 12.15...she reached 30 mins aft 12.15 tsktsk..where has all e np ppl's PUNCTUALITY gone 2?? shes gonna make her son SHO disappointed in her C(X ehhh..drey sweared she'll kill lu if she didn come off dis certain bust..n she didn..ORH HORRR!!! ahaha..butt lu arrived SAFELY wif her sis..a retard i suppose =x fancy borrowing boobs wif a plastic bag held like an ah soh..jk lah =3

haehaehae..liu1 zou3 AGAIN..its like e 3rd time kinda thing?? *proud* got 45 mins FREE cip =3 heck care if dao3 mei2 kana caught cuz gonna be last time coming 2 DAT lib..(did 19hrs enough) stupid librarians DAMN mei2 da4 mei2 xiao3 cann??!! think dey adults means can scold us..means dey smarter den us..WO3 PEI4!!! mwahaha..even e head lib manager oso really dumb lor!! (she had ALOT of difficulty counting e time) bet e others didn even pass deir psle *evil grin* ahaha..its in e genes ppl!! not me fault in mean okaee..*blinks innocently* ehhhh..was quite boring when we were in e lib cuz we were separated..AWWWW!! ;_; luv e small lil comics shelf btw..nth better 2 do wenta rearrange everything AGAIN!! C(X

had bubble tea..AGAIN during "break" n dat aunty recognised us!!! =3 ahaha..saw her @ e bust stop while waiting 4 lu den she walked passed me n got a shock when our eyes met O.o..EWWWW!! dat sounds weird..DELETE!!! *blinks* anw..lu n lu kept laughing @ everything (kk..so i oso got laugh, butt me name no lu den doesn sound nice) e aunty got curious n asked y we were laughing SO uncontrollably..couldn possibly tell her cuz it was erm..bian tai..as usual!!! (water fountain of a birdie spitting water..froggie oso, drey almost topled over it) HEEHEEHEE!! C(X ate potato chips which lu's sis gave out in a weird way unexplainable *nodds* laughed alot @ MORE kuku ppl (spotted a snorlax twin!!! summore dat fat guy was sleeping wif his belly exposed cann??!!) n blablabla..saw ALOT of sleeping ppl..n lu mistaken pessimons as tomatoes n started squeezing dem..ahaha in e end kana scolded by e fruit seller C(X laughed @ e same shop which we'd always laugh @ cuz dat fruit stall 4EVA got an exceptional no. of bananas dangling overhead..n dis comb of exceptionally LOOOONG n BEEEEG bananas is 4EVA hung near e uncle *laughs hysterically* laughed @ some workers eating bananas n cutting BUSHES..was laughing harder when we related e whole thing in2 e guys cutting deir own bananas n wondering y dis specific guy had SO many bananas 2 eat n cut off *laughs retardedly* den walked past e bank n dis stupid policeman inside kept raising his eyesbrows @ lu!!! C(X ahaha..she got another an4 lian4 zhe3 so soon..*jealous* ahaha retarded lah!!

fan3 er2 jiu4 shi4 laughed @ ALOT of crap lah..its really diff 2 explain e crap we come up wif okaee..summore got alot of ACTIONS u noe?? ahaha..sneaked back in2 e lib n nearly got caught..discussed abt when 2 leave e place cuz got some diff in sentiments n blablabla..left soon aft @ 4.20 n arrived @ northpoint's macs..as u would have known, we met SETH TAN JEE COCK n his wife-2-be!! =3 compatible couple cuz e gal wasn all dat pretty =x AHAHA!! saw her holding e jackjack toy when we 1st stepped in2 macs n didn noe abt seth..thought she was childish n i got a shock when i saw seth sitting @ e far end opposite dat gal C(X lu was laughing REALLY loudly..omg!! i soooo do NOT noe her, seth even glanced @ our direction when she started laughing aft a lil startle *laughs retardedly* lu n lu thought i was lying @ 1st *sew heart back* ;_; anw..dey kept whispering aft we left e lib so couldn care less..these ppl oni noehow 2 bully me..even lu's sis OSO laughed @ me!!! i'd rather die mann!! *blinks* erm..i take dat back, me still young =3

den kept laughing until dis mother fr e table beside started throwing some ad 4 macs new burger across 2 e other table behind *scared* was shocked n we stared @ e boy hu irri his egg donor ~wooOOOoo~ ahaha..den went back 2 crapping n laughing..ate ice cream wif lu's sis..lu said i was childish -___-" as if she 1st day noe me lidat ahaha..left soon aft cuz drey had 2 go 2 e *** 2 be wif her "fwens" C(X nearly pierced me ears 2day btw..butt scared egg donor start rampaging O.o..ahaha, still cant find me leg band nor me beeeeg pink tee ;_; drey spotted a really HUGE 1 on dis gal btw..e cloth was stretced sooooo far fr rite waist/boob 2 left waist/boob tsktsk..ppl nowadays eat too much fastfood C(X ahaha

erm..yest nite was tired fr staying @ home e whole day n was slacking ard when me couz (hu was supposedly staying over soon) FINALLY replied me sms sent abt 6hrs ago..i asked her when she was staying over n she siad: 2ml nite can? *dieded* WAT??!!! den i was like: i think u mistaken..i wasn inviting u over lah..(like y would i invite trouble 2 me house??!!!) den she was like sho shad when she called 2 clarify matters..apperently she was as blur as a sotong, EVEN BLURER!! C(X her fam didn even tell her anything abt dem going overseas w/o she n her bro lor??!! OMG!!! sooo evil!!! wat kinda parents n grandparents is dis mann!! =/ now u c y i dont respect any elders?? DEY DONT DESERRRRRVE ANY!!! like..WTF??!! kk so i pity her n felt guilty when she said she hao3 bu4 rong2 yi4 got her dad 2 let her stay over "2nite" den dis had 2 happen..arghh stupid adults, me egg donor summore oni noe how 2 blame me 4 not making meself clear in me msg =/ FUCK HER!!! how would i noe adults over @ me couz's side was DAT stupid??!! 4get it..i'll juz take it as communication breakdown which REGULARLY happens in me fam..especially @ me dad's side..e couz dats coming over is fr me mum's side, so not all DAT bad..HEYY!! i dont even talk 2 either side!! O.o..wonder where e "regular" breakdowns come fr..hmm, im crapping so much crap i dunno wat kinda crap im crapping abt liao..AHHHHHHH!! im having a brain concussion *dieded*

SHIT!! die die die DIEEEEE..!! suddenly rmb dat jie say its oni 20 days away fr e end of e holis..which is=20 days left 2 do e PILE of hw..which is OSO=20 days more 2 e day when every1 is MOSTEST nervous n anxious abt wdv class we'r all posted 2 next yr!!! *faints* GODDDDD..!!! help me wif e 'water tiger turn' chi boob!!! think i shan read..should be able 2 complete e ws lah..hor?? hmm..AHHHHH!! howww..howww..HOWWW??!!! O.o bleah..dont even understand e instructions given 4 all e ws!!! ;_; e teachers r 1stly gonna have a bad impression of me due 2 terrible hw efficiency..den slowly dey get agitated by me noisiness in class..n soon..DEY'LL HATE ME 4 BEING A BAAAAD INFLUENCE!! boohoo..i predict a bad omen *blinks*

2004-12-08T23:21:00.000-08:00

OMGGGGGGG..!!! *smacks face* tell me im having a nightmare..TELL ME!! do as i say b4 i slap u 2 double check whether im having a nightmare..can u belief DIS??!!! O.O..u noe wat im refering 2 when i say DIS?? i'll tell u wat..ITS A NIGHTMARE..!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..!!! ME COUZS R GONNA STAY OVER 4 THREE WHOOOOOLE DAYSSSSS!!!! *dieded*

dis sounds so god dammit fucky i tell u..4 gdness sake..couzs staying over=NO PRIVACY..AT ALL!!! *bangs head against wall* oooo..poor wall, its bleeding O.o..AHHHHH crap..tell me im gonna survive dat THREEEEEEEE DAYS..juz lie n make me happie C(X DIS IS MADNESS!!! *pulls hair off head* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..how e hell m i supposed 2 crap on e fone e whole day..go out wif u luvable guys *winks* =3 n mostest importantest..STAY ALIVE??!!!!! *faints*

dis was how egg donor broke e disgusting news:
*blog hops n egg donor enters e rm aft work* krystal..eh, ur gonna play babysitter 4 abt 3 days lidat..aiya i dunno lah..go call jaslyn (im not refering 2 QUEK..i'd rather die if shes me couz) n ask her urself 2ml..kk so settled ah.. *asks y* her whole fam going overseas n dey no $$$ bring dem along lah..dont ask any further..OYA, u cant go out wif ur fwens these 3 days ah..*dies on e spot*

AHHHHHHHHHH..!! can sum1 juz chop me head off or smt..NOW??!!! O.o..better not..scully hark really took it 4 real *blinks* ahaha..C(X ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh HOWWWW???!!!!! dis sux e 19th level of hell outta me cann??!! its like..hu wants 2 play babysitter??!! -___-" heyy..isn babysitter=nanny?? BUTT I NO MILK!!! ah HAH..found an excuse C(X kk..im not telling egg donor e i-no-milk issue lah..ps. she still doesn noe im chao bian tai *laughs retardedly* look how stupid e DUMBO's egg donnor can get..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X

hmm..no contact wif e outside world, cant blog summore..later dey kpo come disturb me train of (dirty) thoughts den ur will be deprived..AWWWW!!! dont want dat happening rite..?? (juz admit n say RITE!!) =3 oya..dey r really childish btw..e gal is 13 n e boy is 10 *nodds* e gal noes nth abt me life..she must think im a boring old hag cuz i dont talk much 2 me fam C(X ur sure cant belief how quiet i get lor!! ahaha..still rmb once, in sch i was in a terrible mood..didn utter a word den inez n hy IMMEDIATELY can tell smt wasn rite *laughs retardedly* really funny come 2 think of it..dat time tsktsk C(X i was being bullied lah..u noe?? ppl ALWAYS bully me ;_;

back 2 me couzs..egg donor 4bids me fr taking dem out =/ not even 2 tamp mall (ya ya..i live on e other side of e earth) ehhh..she claims dat e boy is too small..4 GDNESS SAKE!!!! 10 yrs old liao..VVVV YOUNG LEH!!! den i must be a baby -____-" BLEAH!! life is SO gonna suck..no crapping on e fone is like chopping me limbs off *nodds* think me days r shortening *recalls mrs cheong's famous line n dies* hmm..gonna be terribler den jtc or even stc mann!! u dunno how much sufferings dere r..fancy being cut off fr e outside world??!! ;_; (np camps r anti-hp..butt still got FRUITY FAM!!!) =3 GODDDD..!! wat have i done wrong??!! (kk..so i stole stuffs b4..oppx) =x

kk..enough crap abt dem =3 finished me maths hw liao..CONFIRM alot of wrong *proud* haehaehae..den read half of "e gd earth" liao..really crappy bk..like dat servant's name btw..CUCKOO!!! C(X ahaha..cuckoo e prostitute O.o..ANW erm..i dont get wat e hw is abt..damn IDIOTIC, wat..bk in a bag blablabla..SIAO!! e sch think we nth better 2 do during e holis izzit?? (oya..really got nth better 2 do on THOSE 3 DAYS OF TORTURE!!!) ehhh..im counting down e days 2 30th..really scary day ~wooOOOOooo~ dunno wat kinda ppl u'll have in ur class lor??!! *thinks of lubecca n shivers* GD LUCK JIE!! ahaha..poor gal, same marks as HER C(X

2004-12-06T21:20:00.000-08:00

how many ZILLION donkey yrs haven i blogged??!! O.o..hmm guess abt a zillion lah hor..?? ahaha..5 whole days no blog liao isn e beeeeg deal over here..e beeeegest deal is dat..NO1 ASKED ME 2 BLOG!!! ;_; do u noe how heartbroken im?? BOOHOO..!! C(X

hmm..thurs was dying @ home den @ nite while i was talking on e fone..egg donor's fone suddenly vibrated n she started laughing like e dominant female of a gang of hyeenas (howeva u spell it) OMG!!! how embarrassing!!! like im talking 2 me fwen over here?? *hides face* den she read out e msg which she thought was DAMMIT funny butt i didn think it has a meaning @ all..here goes:

tell u a secret..dun spread k?
taufik's family members r...
taupok (dad),
taufu (mum),
taugua (bro) &
tausuan (sis).
he has a cat taugay too!!
OYA!!!
his grandma is taukee..
SHHHHHHHHHHH..!!!
dun tell anyone hor..

i mean like..hus so boliao 2 even bother abt taufik n his foody family O.o..FRUITY FAM ROX!!! *_* ahaha..kk no linkage -____-" anw..egg donor finds DAT hilarious, think im not her daughter *nodds vigorously* lidat oso must laugh until..erm..until dat ji1 dong4 tsktsk..im ashamed wif a capital 'A' C(X kept laughing @ her thou =x

next day (fri..DUHH) wenta do cip wif e fruity fam =3 jie was late thx 2 mosburger?? O.o..as i said, humans ALWAYS find excuses C(X ahaha..jk lah..WORLD PEACE!! waited 4 e slow pok in e mrt station wif karen rach n pan..den dey were humiliating demselves *hides in a corner* ahaha..karen's fishcake rox!!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!! its so flimsy summore its in dis ridiculous shape..resembled much of a cock *laughs retardedly* as usual..every1 went all bian tai when karen shook e stupid fishcake rite in front of everybody's faces in public..GREAT JOB!!! *pads* e fam is honoured n proud 2 have her a part of us C(X oya..shes me twin summore O.o

aft much fooling ard n head knocking (hu else butt e beeeeeg-headed mo xiao ling) we arrived abt half an hr late wif a dying lu @ e bust stop C(X started working on e egg tray n ms ng's mini-cups-to-be *blinks* cant belief e cups actually fit e holes cann??!! thought was meant 2b mo mo ren's nipple cup AHHHAHAHA..!! C(X hmm..HEEHEE =3 meddled wif e forms 2 sign in den started 2 die when all 6 of us were seperated ;_; SHO SHAD!!! me was STUCK @ e L-shaped shelf wif some noisy pai gias..some of dem were @ e chi comics n aft awhile..dunno wat happened, every1 was assembling @ e chi comics SEXction *blinks* discussed ALOT abt e break time den pan jie n i left soon aft wif lu karen n rach still gulping plain water n staring @ dis librarian hu looked like teck waye (cant seem 2 get her name spelt e rite way) C(X

wenta sewen elewen den pan received a call n e 3 of dem POPed outta nowhere feeling guilty 4 not going 4 break wif us O.o..anw pan was playing wif her MEATBALLS in dat cup noodle..TSKTSK!! no playing wif food..especially when ur e youngest in e fam n u luv messing ard wif weird balls..cuz e hou4 guo3 will be bu4 kan1 she4 xiang3..belief me mann!! n lu oso..TSKTSK!! fancy crapping when ur biting a whole mouthful of bubbletea pearls..e hou4 guo4 dis time round was having a half biten pearl flying outta her mouth n landing on rach's sch shoe!!! AHHAHAHA..!! C(X dat was hilarious when rach started screeching her ass off..ahaha!! e hero was a straw which flicked it outta e way..butt e pearl still left its mark *TADA!!* rach's shoe has a brown stain -__________-" i suggest rach keep it as remembrance of e fam's retardedness cuz it was really funny *nodds* especially when dat retarded guy hu had dis weird way of ordering bubbletea was standing behind us all these while C(X ahaha..he sticks out his head like when sum ppl bilang *laughs retardedly*

went back shortly aft me unsucessful attempt of jian3-ing fei2 (ate cup noddles u c??) den was stopped by sum crazy ah mah hu appeared mute O.o..kept pointing 2 her wrist n showing 4 fingers..pan showed her her watch n left hurriedly shortly aft cuz dat woman was scaring us all ~wooOOOOooo~ C(X ahaha..couldn stand e library's boringness secs later n we all started assembling @ some ulu corner where pan n i discovered no librarians passes by =3 crapped abt half an hr lidat..cant rmb wat we talking abt thou..memory's failing me ;_; IM SENILE!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh..!!! *smacks face* ahaha..zong3 er2 yan2 zhi1 it was all crap, crap n more CRAP!!! wat u expect fr 6 retards?? C(X

blablabla..left n went wrong direction as usual =/ supposed 2 alight @ dis bust stop n change bust..hu knew how stupid i was 2 cross thru northpoint n cross back 2 e same bust stop *bangs head against wall* ITS UNFAIR!!! y m i e 1 borned stupid..YYYYYY???!! O.o..anw was a funn day =3

sat, hmm..B O R I N G ! ! ! ;_; i wanna cry..cant stand me dad's side e ppl lor!!! dey r all practically STRANGERS 2 poor poor me *nodds* was me couz's wedding n i have 2 admit..i nv talked 2 her b4..not even once, how pathetic is DAT!! HA..regretted not bring me discman along..dieded alot of times fr morn till night cann??!! summore hp batt had 2 die wif me =/ dazed away e whole time..no laughter..no funn..NO SOUND @ ALL!!! *blinks* hmm..think im making it sound terrible *proud* =3

wenta buy clothes on sat..hang ten was having 30% discount wif e 3rd piece n u noe how cheapo egg donor gets C(X bought 3 oni lah..den bought wilber's album, kinda late thou..used e pathetic $5 voucher n dere goes e oni thing dat 1diligence '04 eva had in common *laughs retardedly* wanna pierce me 2nd hole soon..butt dat onyu must pian1 pian1 @ dis point in time fly 2 hong kong..so now i've no1 2 pei2 me pierce aft i xin1 xin1 ku3 ku3-ly got egg donor 2 allow ;_; me life SUX!! *blinks* all i need is juz 1 more hole on either side n 1 more on e top of e rite ear..n its so diff 2 achieve dat?? YYYYYYY????!!! haehaehae..

oya..4got 2 announce 2 e www how irri egg donor is..u got realise i NV EVA put 'MY egg donor' cuz im ASHAMED 2b known wif her..cuz u noe y??!! i tell u y..CUZ SHES GOD DAMMIT UNREASONABLE!!! she thinks shes e law..juz cuz she bad mood yest n i happened 2b talking on e fone..she ban me fr talking n going out dis whole wk n finish up me hw =/ ARGHHHH!!! currently..shes treating it as if nth happened..WOWIE!! wat a WONDERFUL egg donor she is..i simply LUV her LEH!! =/ bleah..HECK CARE!! i was crapping on e fone all afternoon 2day..nani nani poo poo..zui4 hao3 e fone bills burst like SHIT mann!! C(X HEEHEEHEE!! O.o..hmm im going nuts =3

think im spending alot nowadays..im demanding loads of stuffs =3
-many big pink t-shirts
-new model discman
-converse fancy shoes
-nice anklets
-couple of new rings
-pierced n satisfied ears

ahaha..juz realised how crappy dis post is..ahhh HU CARES??!! no1 reads anw..

2004-12-01T23:58:00.000-08:00

juz as e pro (aka ME) anticipated..taufik won, hes e s'pore idol..how disappointing C(X ahaha..shan put me evil genes fr jie in2 use @ dis sensitive point in time where e taufik supporters r wreaking havoc O.o..ahaha =3 i shall juz sit back n wait 4 sly 2 come up wif his v 1st CHI ALBUM!!! *_* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! im alr looking 4ward 2 it..!! =3 oooooo..SLY's gonna make it BEEEEEG in e chi industry as i always said..so IM GONNA WAIT 4 DAT DAY 2 COME!!! *_* ahaha!!

wasn even paying attention 2 taufik singing thruout e whole show..made use of e time 2 sms..i was so blur until i didn even notice dat dey both sang 'i dream' C(X ahaha..luv e PART when dick sang e retarded version of 'chicken rice' *nodds vigorously* ahaha!! =3 was damn funny when he specially point out e PART where chrissy poo poo poo-ed on his bed!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!! damn funny..den he finished singing he wenta stand beside gurmit rite?? i thought i saw wat i should c (peach would say dat scene polluted her virgin eyes) AHAHA..!! guess wat i saw..I SAW DIS WHITE WHITE THINGY @ WHERE HIS ZIP WAS MEANT 2B!!! O.O..*laughs hysterically* C(X OMG!!! i told meself cannot be rite??!! den wanted 2 take a closer look *blinks* den e camera anyhow shoot somewhere else =/ ahaha..butt den again..it might have been e zip itself..i rather it be e AHEM thou =x ahaha C(X

kept laughing @ taufik's mo3 peng1 n dat irri dislocatable jaw..somewat like a serpant ~ssSSSsss~ *laughs retardedly* =3 sly sucked @ e "its my life' thou..TSKTSK, cannot scream still choose dat song..drills comm last yr handled e song SO much better lor!! haehaehae..AIYA!! 2day is retarded..np all morn was GOD DAMMIT TIRINGGGG..!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! hands e blisters gonna pop out sonner or later ;_; butt not as bad as jie's..6 blisters n 2 cuts (i think) tsktsk..cant blame thick skin ppl hor?? C(X ahaha..rebekah's hands weren even recognisable mann!! was turning PURPLE!!! *faints* ahaha..kept laughing n gossiping @ certain ppl when we were tying e gateways thou *blinks innocently* really retarded when certain ppl weren ard 2 bug us..butt when certain ppl complaint ALOOOOOOT abt e really-tightly-pulled-lashings..den we really pulled like DAMN tight alr still gotta untie n retie MILLIONS OF TIMES LOR??!!! =/ arghhhh..e 1st frap (FLAP!!!) is always damn tight when we'r frapping (FLAPPING!!!) butt when we move on2 e next frap..it totally loosens n e maam will come n make a fuss abt it..by den we would have 2 retie AGAIN!!! *dieded* ahaha..yifang was really nice 2day thou =3 not like ct hu complained abt all e loose knots which we took all morn 2 tie (mind u..we had ALOT of blistered casualties) AHAHA!!! so yar..oni completed 30% work..would've been 80% if not 4 untying e tripods n g-lashings @ e LAST min..thx 2 mo mo ren =/ e base was fine until she pushed wif her FULL body weight..by den e base was like sagging sorta thing liao lor??!! of course will loosen..oso not we tie loose or wdv..BLEAH!!

went macs wif a full bodyache den saw zls behind e fam *walked faster* ahaha..was laughing abt her going macs n getting her BEEEEG BUTT STUCK in 2 chair while trying wif all her might 2 squeeze in2 e sit C(X ahaha..oooooo imagine DAT!! kept laughying @ rambutan cuz her BUTT TIE4 STAMPS!!! C(X ahaha..ppl's yan3 jing1 tie4 stamps she anyhow go n tie4 tsktsk..haehaehae..!! butt was juz a jk, mei no cry k?? *pads* ahaha..den stupid dad came early so i left 1st..4 e 1st time..summore he had 2 stand in front of every1 *digs a hole n hides in it* DAMN KUKU!!! omg..im faceless!! arghhh..NVM!! im 4giving *sprouts angel wings* HEEHEEHEE..!! even thou every1 laughed ;_; BULLY MEEEEE..!! sho hurt u noe..O.o aiya was wasting sms..shan elaborate cuz u'll think im mad..fancy smsing 4 ppl hu were 2gether diff kinds of msg *laughs retardedly* C(X

went home n had 2 pass down msg abt e personal info thingy which i couldn seem 2 find e paper..thought was wif pauline den she say she didn have it aft i said she STOLE it =x OPPX!! ahaha..nvm, den figured out n blablabla..called joy den dunno y chat 4 an hr cuz we were laughing abt how stupid lubecca was 2day in publicity camm C(X ahaha OMG CANN??!! like hu would be so stupid 2 sill BLACK paint outside e forum toilet..den hu else would be DAT BRAINLESS 2 try clean up e mess wif a paint brush n attempt washing off e paint in e sink..hu would be stupider den e BIGGEST foll in e www 2 stuff e paint brush in2 e TOILET BOWL juz cuz e sink was turning black??!!!!!!!!!! *dieded* OH ME GOOOOOOOOOD?????!! i m so EMBARRASSED 2b known as her classmate *smacks face* bloody hell mann!! summore hai4 shann n tammy kana ALOT of scolding lor??!! tsktsk..2 think alot of ppl thought she was nice n harmless..yar rite..look wat she did 2 dat POOOOOR toilet bowl *pities* ahaha!! -_______-"

den was asking karen how e dong1-ing of e 21 CUPS went abt..its meant 2b ms ng's leaving present since shes gonna work 4 e moe *blinks* things dere must be really strict in time 2 come C(X ahaha..its some snoopy mini cups..really cute!! =3 supposed 2 stick every1's name in2 each cup den place all e cups in2 an egg tray, SHO NICEEE!! *_* ahaha..as usual its e handful of us think oni..e rest of e sdq dont even bother nor noe abt it *gives up* den realised dat MS NG'S LEAVING NEXT THURS!!! e prob is..DERES NO MORE ACTIVITY 2 PASS 2 HERRRRR..!! howwww??!! diediedie DIE!! so huang1 zhang1..2day whole day oso 'hand bz leg messy' (direct trans) C(X dunno wats wif me..BLEAH!! cant wait 2 change tc mann!! getting really agitated nowadays O.o..aiya..xw, CHANGE!!! plsie plsie PLSSS??!! *_* ahaha..have 2 do alot of things 4 e lazy bums in e sqd cuz dey refuse 2..arghhhh *blinks* kk..not ALL r lidat lah..sum ppl rox!! like e fruity fam..EVERY1 COOPERATES!! haehaehae..=3

aiya..alot of stuffs happened 2day, butt i dont wish 2 say cuz its really erm..emotional?? *laughs retardedly* bleah..should be cha4 bu4 duo1 liao lah..=3

2004-11-30T22:50:00.000-08:00

WHEE..!! 2day is such a *yawns* sleeeeeepie day..ahaha =3 STUCK @ home e whole day eva since i woke up @ 10.30!!! O.O..im so proud of jie 4 waking me up -__-" haehaehae..think genevieve doesn want me like ct lidat, CUZ SHE CALLED LU N DREY 2 PASS MSG INSTEAD OF ME!!! ;_; me is e tc n me is rejected!!! *sobs* BOOHOO..!! bleah..2 think i was so wei3 da4 2 fotocopy 21 copies of e stupid consent form n cut all of dem in2 e correct size juz so dat it'll look rite cuz our wonderful nco lost our consent forms *smacks face* TSKTSK..summore teach ppl how 2 forge parents' signature..ORH HORR!! C(X ahaha..

**e above para is all crap..do ignore =3

ehhhh..was juz watching e news (its e 4th time 2day..summore all is chi news cuz me eng sux BEEEEEG TIME) =3 den saw me pri sch e sec section got dis 15 yr old idiot hu fell off e 4th floor of e sec block *faints* OMG!!!! where got ppl SOOOOO stupid n careless lor??!! come 2 think of it..st anthony's sec is a LAOJI sch *nodds* ahaha..butt dat doesn mean dat st anthony's pri is a stupid sch..cuz 4 1 reason, dey produced a genius like URS SINCERELY!! *ego* AHAHA..!! C(X hmm..dat gal was lucky enough she didn die..think its cuz she fell off rite in front of e chapel *blinks* HER ASS DAMN HENG MANN!! ahaha..C(X e sch looked nice on tiwie thou *proud* ahaha

den dis morn was AWAKEN BY MO MO REN hor..couldn sleep so decided 2 watch tiwie, 1st thing i saw was e angel person fr 'mvp qing ren' get knocked down by duan cheng feng's bike..SO SUAY!!! *touch wood* CHOY!! ahaha..den watched again n blablabla..was some news report show aft dat..topic was abt SI so watched lor..=3 SLY ROX!!! *_* hes gonna sing e an1 jing4 fr JAY!!! *_* again..thou acc. 2 pan..he sings off tune O.o..hmm suddenly saw 4 of e st nicks cheerleaders in dat ridiculous cheerleading costume..cheering 4 oli in e pyramid stack formation wif 8 poms poms=EMBARRASSING!!! ohh mann!!! C(X so throw face..wah biang!! luckily dont have e sch's name..HEEHEEHEE!! =3 den was laughing @ e thought of sampan signing up 4 cheerleading next yr *laughs hysterically* OMG??!!! shes like DAT big size..n DAT uncheerleaderish lor??!!! *pukes* =x haehaehae..shes so bu4 zhi1 liang4 li4 cann??!! *bangs head against wall* ahaha..

hmm..apparently michelle juz hinted dat e gateway might be FINALLY starting our work on e gateway 2ml!!! *rejoices* ahaha..supposed 2 bring plastic bags 2 cover e knots *blinks* kinda lame i think..HU CARES!! C(X so long as we get our hands on aft 3 activities of nothingness (unless u count e PART where we get rejected n e PART where we get scolded) *nodds* np life is tough..N DERES STILL 3 YRS AHEAD!!! *dieded* m i supposed 2 celebrate?? can tell oni until i reach sec3..wise words fr dat careless nco..hope she watches her step when she reach e 4th floor..scully she oso fall off carelessly C(X ahhhahaha..=x

2day's post is chao short..hope ur give comments on whether anot u prefer short posts or LOOOOOONG ones on me taggie =3 thx 4 ur cooperation..do not fall off e 4th floor, WATCH OUT!! ouch..C(X may god bless u everyday =3

2004-11-29T21:26:00.000-08:00

WHEEE..!! 2 days no blog liao..dunno whether got ppl miss me anot HOR?? C(X ahaha..aiya e wkend was REALLY sian..fancy being STUCK @ home wif parents n totally nth 2 do is terrible mann!! *dieded* luckily 2day is totally hilarious..so god is fair O.o..HEEHEEHEE!!

wenta do cip again..same time same place which im gonna go on fri AGAIN *blinks* haehaehae..took 969 fr tamp..oni 20mins ride when i used 2 take e mrt which was an hr's ride -___-" den couldn quite rmb whether it was 804 or 806 dat led 2 yishun library..saw dis st nicks gal (hu always appears in e library) q-ing up @ 806..so q-ed dere since i found e no. 806 better den 804 O.o..ahaha C(X den stood wif dis STICKO boy in e bust *faints* ahaha..den aft quite awhile..i realised dat e ruote didn seem rite *blinks* I WAS ON E WRONG BUST!!!! ahhhhhhhhh..!! *panicked* kk..told meself 2 calm down O.o..ahaha me is spoilt brat mah..dad ALWAYS fetches me so u cant blame me 4 being stupid okaee -____- so yar..decided 2 get off e next stop n cross e road n take e bust back 2 e interchange..hu noes, i saw dis other idiotic st nicks gal sitting @ dat bust stop laughing like siao..yar yar it was none other den..LU!! *TADA!!* OMG..!! so throw face cann??!!! den she still laugh like shit when we got on2 804 (e correct bust..806 was e wrong bust, WRONG BUST!!! C(X) ahaha..aiya like how would i noe lor??!! 1 reason being was dat i live on e other side of e world leh..*nodds* ahaha..lu related e incident as dis: i juz sat down @ e bust stop near me house..den i saw 806 n was like "huh..806 again, wheres 804??" den i saw dis st nicks gal drop off den she stared @ me n i stared back..e next sec, i saw another st nicks gal drop off n i started laughing like siao *hides face* OMG!!! i was feeling really stupid!!! *smacks face* ahaha..!! summore lu's face looked abit shocked @ 1st ahaha..C(X really coincidental mann!! like i HAPPENED 2 alight @ DAT stop @ DAT time when lu HAPPENED 2b dere..??!!! HEEHEEHEE..!! C(X lu said it was fate when we were on 804 n i sat further away fr her O.o..

went in2 e library wif lu n jasmin (fr her class) started off kinda awkward cuz lu was getting all e attention -__- den when we were getting hyper as we messed e shelves..we noticed dat e SAME retard whom i was talking abt in me previous post abt going 2 e library wif lu n jaslyn *laughs retardedly* OMG!!! he was like totally staring @ e 3 of us..not fr far..BUTT RITE BESIDE US!!! C(X ahaha..was really scary @ 1st lor..we kept looking out 4 him cuz he was retarded?? ahaha..retarded ppl r a form of ENTERTAINMENT..so u'll be e luckiest person in e www if u were 2 be in e same class as lubecca next yr!!! *congratulates* ahaha..=3 hmm..he kept gen1 zong1-ing us cann??!! ~woooOOOOoooo~ ahaha..C(X jas scared until like SHIT lidat lor!! damn funny..kept laughing non-stop as he followed us all ard e library O.o..

hmm..an hr in2 cip, lu got bored (tsktsk..dat is FAST!!!) so we decided 2 sneak outta e library w/o jas since shes a guai gia..*gave up* im feeling really accomplished now..cuz i didn teach her how 2 lie or wdv..or not SUM PPL will tell others dat im a BAAAD influence =/ bleah..HATE HERRRRRR..!!! arghhh..saw her in sch last fri den she STILL smile smile @ e fruity fam..(i REFUSED 2 greet her) C(X erm..back 2 e library..so lu n i wenta have break w/o acknowledgement *blinks innocently* HEEHEEHEE..!! =3 oni half an hr thou O.o wasted hor?? sneaked back in2 e library n nearly got caught=HENG AH!!! *phew* C(X

went back 2 provide free SERVICES 4 e stupid library which bullies students hu UNwillingly work 4 free *blinks* hmm..den dat retard appeared AGAIN!!! ahhhahaha..!! dis time round..we were walking past his shelf n he stared @ hueva walks past wif dat beeeeg bulging eyes *scared* omg..we've found a worthy opponent 4 lubecca C(X ahaha..shelf shelf shelf..wenta another shelf n shelf shelf shelf more, was laughing abt dat retard when he suddenly walked over 2 e sit beside our shelf n sat down wif his newspaper..den he FARTED!!! AHHHHHAHAHA!!! C(X DAMN CORNY!!! omg omg OMG!!! ahaha..so funny ahaha!! breathe...ahhh ahaha!! C(X was laughing like idiots cann??!! summore was like SO loud he still act as if nth happened C(X ahaha..jas went off 2 another shelf n laughed like SHIT dere C(X i oso couldn tahan so followed her ahaha..lu's e pro mann!! *kowtows* ahaha..R E T A R D E D ! ! ! C(X

den we were separated by e stupid librarian 4 laughing too much (not surprising) jas was @ e magazine SEXction alone..~wooOOOooo~ AHAHA!! C(X lu n i decided 2 stay clear of him so we went in2 e childrens' SEXction ahaha..=3 hu noes..HE FOLLOWED US DERE!!! *faints*
2 of us were @ dis shelf den he suddenly appeared on e left side of e shelf staring RITE @ us..den we were alr laughing like SHIT..n he walked off, secs later..he suddenly appeared on e rite side of e shelf staring RITE @ us AGAIN!!! *freaked out* haehaehae..was damn corny!!! C(X ahaha..lu suggested 2 stare back @ him so dat i can scare him wif me KILLER stare which xw finds scary n unique..kept laughing @ me during last activity, siao liao..tsktsk C(X

erm..left 2 find jas cuz we thought she was in DANGER..fancy being alone wif dat retard lurking outside *runs n hides in a corner* eeeeee..scary sia!! C(X ahaha..den she was telling us dat she was shelving @ dis corner wif some sort of a hole between e shelves beside her..den dat retard wenta hide in dat hole RITE BESIDE her when she was shelving ALONE??!! O.O..omg cann??!! she said she was too afraid 2 move..or rather she couldn move her legs -___-" lu wanted 2 do filing n push e shelf *blinks* ahaha she meant trolley butt jas corrected her in a lame way =3 kept looking out 4 dat retard once more..spotted him walking outta e exit *rejoices* ahaha..lu wenta double check if he really left n came back telling us dat he was standing @ e entrance *laughs hysterically* AHHHAHA!! he was in hiding!! C(X omg..damn retarded cann??!! he walked back in shortly aft..STILL staring @ us *shivers* den we walked 2 a shelf FAR FAAAAAR away fr him den he took a LOOOONG way n followed us AGAIN!! C(X

so we decided 2 tell e librarian lah..aft much dilly dellying, jas started e complain cuz she was REALLY terrified of dat DING DONG!! C(X was wondering how dey were gonna confront dat guy..came up wif: hey!! r u a ding dong??!! dont disturd these nice gals over here..C(X ahaha so evil, HU ASK HIM STARE @ US..??!! jas summore said he had bad taste when lu n i concluded dat he was eyeing @ her C(X ahaha retarded..hmm..e librarian told us 2 ignore dat retard when we showed her hu it was cuz he was a frequent visitor n ALWAYS stared @ gals ????? ahaha!! C(X was wondering whether he eva seen a gal in his life b4 *blinks* couldn stop looking out 4 dat retard cuz he was REALLY nice 2 laugh @..entertainment sia!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!! realised he had left 4 REAL dis time..hope 2 c him again dis fri so dat karen will get 2 chance 2 immitate him since she rox @ immi C(X ahaha!! left shortly aft n took e CORRECT bust aft double checking wif lu ALOT of times =3

2004-11-26T19:38:00.000-08:00

FRUITY FAMILY TOTALLY ROX!!! *_* luv all u guys loads *hugs* =3

lets c..2day had sqd activity n orientation..8-4 as usual *nodds* generally it was awfully TIRED!! butt we had quite a no. of laugh C(X aiya..np w/o laughter can die 1 leh!! so e fruity family was somehow e closest during activity 2day, butt unfortunately..lu wasn dere suffering wif e souvenir ppl ;_; so yar..AIYA i dunno how 2 put dis in words..hope u get me *winks* ahaha..=3

hmm..8-10 was individual sqd activity lah..had loads of funn taking in2 consideration it was pt O.o..every1 reached kinda early b4 pt so xw told us e results 4 e 3rd class drills..guess hu got 1st 4 prac, YAH!! its none other den..JIE!! *TADA!!* C(X den i got 2nd n 3rd is sy =3 c her small small quiet quiet, still can get 3rd tsktsk..C(X kk..den guess hu got 1st 4 theory, YAH!! its oso none other den..JIE!! *TADA!!* C(X den i got 2nd n 3rd is dunno hu lah..cant seem 2 recall..me brain is failing cann??!! holis SUX!!! *blinks* erm..back 2 np =3 guess hu got 1st 4 bearings, YAH!! its NOT jie liao..ahhhahaha!! =x u must have guessed drey butt..no it isn her C(X heeheehee!! aiya..its rj!!! =3 den i got 2nd n 3rd is lu n lu C(X ahaha..kk so now its time 4 u 2 guess hu e overall top is..JIE!! *TADA!!* C(X haehaehae..den i got 2nd n 3rd is rj (i think) O.o AHHAHAHA!! aiya..lame lah..HOPE WE CAN GET IN2 DRILLS COM 2GETHER NEXT YR!!! =3 oooo..so much more funn den coming up wif stupid ideas 4 souvenirs n poster BLEAH!! summore oni die of boredom n get loads of scoldings =/

OYA!! 4got 2 add dis: if u looked thru clearly..u would've noticed dat me bearings is better den drey..certain ppl hor..DUNNO HU HOR??!! say dat jie's uniform looks better den mine TSKTSK..!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!!

den was pt we ran 5 rounds n threw our faces when singing songs while running..played treasure hunt, or rather..rubber band hunt in grps O.o..supposed 2 chuan4 a skipping rope outta it n skip as many as possible within a time limit..DUHH?? np is all abt being 'punctured' C(X ahaha..had circuit next (chose circuit acc 2 position of skipping com) OBVIOUSLY jie's grp won lah..thou dey had lubecca C(X butt jie was fr skipping=UNFAIR!!! -__-" den blablabla..circuit was muscle aching butt e relay match made up 4 e sufferings =3 haehaehae..played e usual sorta relay; ppl carry 2 CUPS filled wif water in pairs n tie deir leg or hold a ball between deir heads..u should get it lah..*blinks* C(X den me grp lost cuz of stupid lubecca hu started off late =/ nat decided 2 hop instead of walk wif e tied leg..n e other grp COPIED!!! tsktsk..thought me grp won @ 1st, den maluated ourselves aft we cheered n realised we lost -__-" *hides face*

played netBALL+basketBALL aft dat *_* as usual it was pathetic cuz e score was 5-0..*hides face* ahaha..C(X thx 2 joy karen n lu hu were e opponants when dey were like not really DAT small size??!! *laughs retardedly* =3 joy got hit in e eye by sum1's head O.o..ehhh den was sqd INTERACTION next C(X was bian tai as usual *proud* =3 laughed @ lubecca ALOT of times..C(X lunch was retarded..u will not wanna noe e fruity family HEEHEEHEE..!! kk..e rest of e day was kinda boring (i mean e activity) butt e souvenir publicity gateway n campfire com ppl were juz enjoying each others' company as we dirtied e specs stand n our butts wif crayons =3 ahaha..lubecca kept eating jie's tofu n karen got a pair of yellow butt!! C(X AHHAHA..e unit coloured 20+ posters n cut some pics..almost help tie e banner butt ended up slacking *blinks innocently* =3 laughed @ lubecca AGAIN..cuz she kept leaning over ppl n staring @ ppl..jie tried 2 chase her back up 2 her place @ e specs stand cuz it was really gross n we nearly dieded fr laughter C(X TOTALLY HILARIOUS MANN!! especially when e crayon flew 2 her butt..tsktsk, naughty jie..seized e chance 2 eat back lubecca's tofu O.o..ahaha!!

erm..deres dis maam hu TOTALLY pissed me off 2day..now i hate her like siao cuz its not e 1st time she got on me nerves *nodds* of course im not stupid enough 2 say hu it is thou i MAY be stupid @ other times C(X scolded her FUCK loudly alot of times *smiles sweetly*

evaluation den went back liao..laughed summore =3 thou we didn laugh @ dat person's foto nor seen it 2day..*disappointed* cuz lu wasn wif e 5 of us during lunch ;_; oya..i haven buy e chi boob, think shan do e hw..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X realised me hp can ring e windchimes when i swing it..O.o..was walking ard e sch wif rj aft dismissal 2 look @ e results slip again..im so pleased wif meself *_* ahaha..thought was gonna fail theory @ 1st *laughs retardedly* =3 i've deduced dat karen n rachel were kinda xtra hyperactive 2day *nodds* butt dey should keep it up!! *pads* C(X ahaha..peach oso, she kept smacking her face every sec..think its gonna ao1 jing4 qu4 sooner or later..dis should not be kept up or not i wouldn noe her if she were 2 make it a habit in public..C(X

hmm..supposed 2 go 4 telematch @ nanyang gals' 2ml..butt xw juz called 2 cancel 4 certain reasons O.o..i dunno whether im happy or sad *blinks* think im happy..WHEE!!! C(X was worried it might be boring aft wat lu told me wat her cousin told her O.o..kk 2day's post seems boring cuz activity was all abt jks n i cant possibly rmb ALL of dem *brain bursts* haehaehae..so yar, paisae if u dieded reading..WORLD PEACE!! =3

2004-11-25T19:45:00.000-08:00

WOOHOO..!! 3 days no blog liao..partly cuz im tired of blogging such LONG posts everyday n oso cuz e past 2 days weren really v nice 2 blog abt *nodds* can be counted as CHAO BORRRING n v complainy as well (np's orientation was TERRIBLE!!) =x so yar..dont wanna demoralise me loyal readers' spirit when ppl r usually here 2 read n laugh abt how i malu meself =3 HEEHEEHEE..!! C(X

hmm..2day is like 1 of e FUNNEST days i had during dis slow moving holi =3 CUZ I FINALLY WENT OUT WIF ME X!!! ahaha..x=xclassmates okaee..!! dont think wai cuz yar..wat do u expect fr ME?? haehaehae..C(X met ethel @ bus station EARLY in e morn b4 taking a 1hr bus ride 2 nanyang gals' n she got a shock thx 2 me hair..!! C(X on e bus hor..dis aunty asked us in chi wat e word aesthentic (howeva u spell it) meant den both of us didn noe (i thought was handicap..AHHAHAHA!!) *hides face* v malu leh..den she called her fwen 2 ask lah -__-" aft awhile we realised she was oso going 2 nanyang wif her son O.o..ahaha!! think her daughter not free lah..den heard her say dunno wat thing 134..den ethel was like: HUH??!! 134 oso wanna go nanyang open house??!! dats like FAIL n win dat EM3 top scholar by 10 marks oni lor!! den she started immitating dat scholar on e news in a weird accent: i wanted 2 make my mother happy, so i studied v hard 4 psle n im really happy dat i've gotten such a HIGH score of 124 -_________-" ahhhhhahaha!! C(X den aft a while we heard dat aunty telling her fwen on e fone: erm..my daughter got 269 oni lah..*hides face* aft dat didn noe when 2 alight so followed e aunty C(X

erm..wenta deir open house thx 2 dat stupid lynette -__-" she was on tour guide duty fr 10-1pm..so poor ethel n i had 2 tag along n listen 2 her crap abt e HUGE sch (lynette=famous fast n loud mouth..even louder den me LEH!!) C(X den our legs were wobbly juz 15 mins in2 e tour..all e music cca were like making a hell lot of noise dere lor!! =/ xw pian1 pian1 called when i passed by e band n OBVIOUSLY i couldn make out wat she said abt 2ml's activity..think she got irri O.o..AIYA!! den walk walk walk walk walk walk..n ALOT of stupid cca promoters thought we were P6s n stuffed souvenirs in2 our hands -___-" like we can join squash or judo lidat lah..!! C(X thou i quite like e squash souvenir..WATER BALL!! ahaha..was playing wif it..SQUISHY!! =3 den me sweaty palms smerged e ink ;_; haehaehae..den left aft her stupid duty..was getting bored anyway =x

left 4 orchard n lynette made a fool of herself, fancy sitting beside a maniac SCREAMING @ e ants near her foot 2 get lost *sits further fr her* C(X den we got sian n started 2 guess wat no. dere will be on any oncoming vehicle O.o..kept accidentally falling n TOUCHING dis guys stupid hand when i reached out 4 e handle =/ ethel looked @ me n gave me e stop-fei1-li3ing-his-hand look -__-" dropped off n wenta eat @ macs+kfc..ethel n i smuggled kfc in2 macs which was beside n dat irri cleaner kept staring @ us =/ den was crapping..kinda disappointed we didn bring cards or not can started SCREAMING n SHOUTING in macs AGAIN!! C(X WHEEEEE..!! how much funn will DAT be *_* ahaha..=3

ehhh..wenta best denki aft lunch 2 let lynette buy her DEAREST anime cuz ethel n i gave up on her when she kept ranting abt her tamahome..(howeva u spell it) her condition of e craze over samurai X is e TERRIBLESTEST i've seen, eg. she was like: ohh ohh OHHHH!! best denki!!! i luv dat place..OMG!!! i can c e x box fr here..LOOK!!! *makes yearning noises* its e new games *_* n she starts slowing down her pace 2 enjoy e time she walks 2wards ~BEST DENKI~ *dieded* she was spending $$ like crazy..n i really mean ding dong!! C(X all e red colour n blue colour notes came out *gives up* i was sitting in e middle of no where resting me legs =3 dis smelly ah peh squeezed past me when we left n siad sorry..eat me tofu, summore he TOTALLY STINKS MANN!! *pukes* den i couldn stand it n said FUCK 3x *evil grin* C(X

wanted.2 play arcade aft dat butt e GUAI GIA (lynette) didn wanna lie 2 her mum n dad hu objects her fr stepping in2 any..she could've kept quiet abt it butt she insisted dat she'll feel guilty abt lying..tsktsk, another lu character-alike..hopeless mann!! C(X hmm..den started raining like SHIT (thou i noe shits dont rain..butt yar) so couldn cross over 2 cineplex..anyway we didn noe how 2 go TOO!! *rejoices* C(X asked dis woman n she HAPPENED 2b a tourist -_____-" den lynette's egg donor say can go BUTT oni @ e risk of getting scolded by her dad..*blinks*

so we wenta coffee bean 2 crap MORE!! *laughs retardedly* C(X laughed @ dis FAT woman..mind u..she was fatter den rpo C(X AHHAHAHA!! was soooo fat dat even e sofa seemed smaller den her butt!! (reminds me of zls n e teacher's chair) C(X ahhaaha!! den we were saving $$ n poured ALOT of milk meant 4 coffee in2 e plastic CUPS n drinking straight C(X ahaha..stupid lynette wenta pour e slim milk n say dunno wat..ethel's milk *laughs hysterically* AHHHHHAHAHA!! C(X omg..was hyperventaliating in coffee bean n alot of ppl stared (as usual) *proud* ahaha..butt dis time is not totally me fault, lynette's voice is louder den me as i said..imagine DAT!! C(X ahaha..!!

aft alot of crapping n playing wif food (we mixed e slim milk..aka ethel's milk..wif tomyam powder fr e popcorn chicken) grossssss..!! C(X lynette had 2 leave so we all left n embarrassed ourselves even MORE on e mrt cuz we were all listening 2 discman n talking REALLY loudly abt e kanasai sms *laughs retardedly* dis idiotic woman kept giving e look n i said: HECK CARE HER..!! *evil grin* got e genes fr jie..C(X we got off @ diff stations n i was alone in tamp =3

went ard tamp mall cuz was still early..didn wanna go home n rot yet, so bought 2 rings *_* ahaha..think im getting pai-er leh..*scared* HOWW??!! i taught lu n lynette 2 lie 2 deir mums..oooooo im a BAD influnce ;_; aiya..butt too guai oso no gd, easily kana bully when im alr often bullied C(X ahaha..kk not counted lah -__-" spent abt $15 2day..butt told me egg donor oni $9 *evil grin* aiya..i didn even tell her i wenta nanyang..gonna tell her dat i walked ard orchard den crapped @ macs n watched a movie 2 overlap e time C(X omg..im really a BAD gal, naughty me ;_; *slaps meself* O.o..ahaha im not stupid lah..=3

OYA..!! almost 4got..i saw MAIA!!! *_* omg omg OMG!! *faints* tamp is such a nice place!!! C(X ahaha..!! butt she was shopping alone wearing dat s'pore idol cap (attract attention) den no1 wenta ask 4 her auto..so i didn wanna malu meself C(X ahaha..kk so i always malu meself..butt she was ALONE??!! *regrets* aiya..wdv, shes not sly so nvm *consoles meself* O.o..

2ml's np activity SHOULD be funner..hope so lah =3 cuz being REJECTS n dying of boredom is really not me fav *nodds* too bad xw say not playing soccer..butt gonna play some games wif twine n ALOT of rubber bands O.o..oya, got 10 mins of sqd INTERACTION!! *rejoices* soooo funn!! =3

2004-11-22T20:50:00.000-08:00

WOOHOO..!! im feeling really hyper now 4 no reason once again..surprise surprise -__-" haehaehae..=3 shall talk abt yest 1st cuz...cuz dats e sequence!! C(X ahaha..wenta jb AGAINNNNNNN!! O.o..stupid egg donor is totally obsessed wif dat ulu place cann??!! its like e 4th time in a row dat she forced me 2 go jb wif her every wkend =/ summore dis time dere were oni 3 ppl so yar..BOOOOORING!!! *nodds* butt e main reason 4 going back dere is 2 change e dvd which was spoilt n 2 change e shorts dat i bought which was too small..think me butt getting beeeeeger!! O.O...AHHHHH!! eh eh eh..dat does not mean i have menopause (howeva u spell IT) okaee..!! me no baboon's backside, i repeat..NO BABOON'S ASS!! C(X

den when i reach home realised dat lu couldn make it 4 2day's sqd outing!!! O.O was like totally pissed off mann!! if her mum REALLY didn let her go den it'll be e 3rd time shes not allowed 2 go out e last min cann??!! tsktsk..den dat xw oso sms say dat lu cant go den left me n her den she dont mind going den i was like ??? O.o..its weird okaee..yar, den hu noes.....................IT WAS ALL A PRANK!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!!!! how can i be so stupid not 2 smell smt fishy??!! *bangs head against wall* WAH BIANG!! C(X damn corny..n obviously i noe hu was e master mind lah..DUHH!! so called her n scolded her..DUHH!! i couldn take dat lying off rite?? so yar..ranted @ lu n PURPOSELY kept quiet 2 irri her..cuz i cant lie back 2 her smt else (i'll laugh) den dat xw heard abt e commotion n apologised *blinks* WEIRD!!! like its not ur fault lor..its lu's fault n i noe it =3 didn noe wat 2 say thou..dont really noe how 2 scold ppl heeheehee..!! yar den told lu dat i'll 4get everything aft i sleep den she asked me 2 sleep immediately -__-"

NEXT DAY!! (aka 2day) aft some sleep..i really 4gotten everything until lu talked abt it so yar..stupid jie cant make it =/ WASTED SIA!! anyway..its ur lost so..nani nani poo poo!! C(X fone woke me up AGAIN..stupid aunt told me 2 pass msg 2 dad, den thought i v stupid n repeated e msg 4 or 5 times =/ nearly slammed e fone down..WDV!! *blinks* ehhhhh..so left 4 e 'sqd outing'..e sqd fr 21 ppl become 2 ppl leh!! *rejoices* howw niceeeee LEH!! -__-" @ 1st wanted 2 go 2 e zoo 1 butt alot of ppl say lame so changed 2 movie den bowling lah..hu noes EVERY SINGLE 1 OF DEM had cip on e same day *utterly shocked* -___-" like hu will be stupid enough 2 belief lor??!! butt wat 2 do..so lu n i went wif xw oni lor..=3 met @ bugis 10 mins late *proud* i always thought every1 i go out wif r usually late so left abt 5 mins late n ended up wif e 2 of dem arriving 15mins b4 e actual meeting time n i arrived 25 mins aft dem..hmm..dat was all CRAP!! C(X

alot of crapping n laughing later..we realised dat dere was no movie nice 2 watch so decided 2 bowl 1st =3 loooooooooong time no bowl liao..so was asking ard 4 e nearest bowling alley n *TADA!!* we ended asking e passenger SERVICE counter guy (he was sticking out his butt out when lu SCEWed herself O.o..ahaha den he said deres 1 in golden mile..so we left n got lost outside e mrt station, asked more ppl n realised outta 5 of dem, NONE gave e correct directions -______-" so asked a more reliable looking woman =3 was directed 2 somewhere REALLY far away..walked n walked n walked SOOO FAR!! *dieded* jelly legs were abt 2 give way when we spotted e building!! *_* alas..butt den realised dat e building was DAMN ulu n suspected dat e bowling alley oso dao3 bi4 like e ang mo kio 1..lu said e alley purposely dao3 bi4 cuz dey noe xw was going C(X..heeheehee!!

stepped in2 e mall n *TADA!!* dis stupid malay cleaner thought he v smart n came 2 help us which resulted in a communication breakdown *disconnected* ahaha!! C(X so walked ard n saw nth butt pool tables..decided 2 buy drinks cuz was thirsty lah!! DUHH??!! =3 lu walked in2 dis shop n was greeted 'warmly' by a couple of ah pehs sitting @ e entrance *laughs retardedly* was damn funny lor!! dunno how 2 describe thou..dey kept saying in chi: ur can buy e can drinks, ahhh..not x..oni $1, ahhh..den can get ice too..get ice..get ice..ahhhh..ice!! *laughs hysterically* e worst PART is dat e ah peh dat said get ice had some prob wif his EYES (ice) n couldn look straight C(X omg omg..im so evil *hids face* ahaha..when we left..dat ah peh summore asked us if we were fr china O.o..AHHHHHAHAHA!! den we started on e jk: we'r fr ha1-er' bin1 china..C(X den decided 2 give up on training our stamina (since we were fr np) n took a taxi 2 bugis mrt *blinks* 4 a car ride it was SO near sia!! heeheehee..!! C(X

so no more movie..no more bowling, couldn think of anything else 2 do b4 eating e sakae buffet which started @ supossedly 3.30..wenta macs n crapped 4 a while dere..hu noes??!! WE WERE SCREAMING N SHOUTING N MAKING ALOT OF NOISE DERE!!! C(X dammit hilarious mann!! ahaha..was crapping in e beginning abt ppl lah..kk, so we were gossiping *blinks innocently* den started stoning..so lu took out A. D. E. C. K. O. F. C. A. R. D. S. *_* ahaha..u dont noe how much wonders a deck of cards can do mann!! lu bought fries 2 compensate xw's taxi fare n 2 quieten our growling stomachs fr e starvation we had 4 sakae later =3 played dai di @ e meanwhile n xw switched 2 of lu's di when she was q-ing up C(X ahaha..!! me took 1 =3 den *TADA!!!* lu won *hides face* omg..!! so embarrassing..aiya, got bored den played e snap whereby we snap when e card's 1 bigger or smaller den e previous 1 =3 still rmb playing wif e DOKXYs den screamed our asses off in class C(X ahaha..dunno y hor..dis game 4eva lidat 1 leh!! totally same effect mann!! haehaehae..was screaming in macs wheneva deres a wrong snap (mostly by xw) ahaha!! C(X she EEEK damn weird mann!! lu n i were laughing so loudly every1 stared @ us lor!! *proud* den another time..we were laughing soooo hard dat xw n i teared n more ppl glanced over 2 our table C(X AHAHA!! dis game rox like hell mann!! (thou i lost when i was 1st 2 finish me deck..i always seem 2 lose) O.o..i'm lovin' IT!! *laughs retardedly* alot of retarded stuffs happen lah..was REALLY REALLY v lame lor??!! =3 e stupid fat cleaner auntie kept asking xw 2 move her chair 4wards (twice summore) cuz she SEEMED 2b blocking e way when it was actually dat auntie herself..was simply too fat 2 walk thru C(X ahaha..den lu n i kept vibrating heeheehee!! =3

decided 2 leave butt was embarrassed 2 walk pass every1 hu seemed relieved we were outta macs cuz we were REALLY creating a scene dere lor??!! was really corny thou C(X den i got up n e lady fr e table beside called us O.o..turned out dat lu dropped a card -______-" we were so scared she was gonna complain or wat C(X ahaha..den wenta sakae aft eating 2 packets of fries n realised e buffet started @ 3 *faints* we were wasting time all dis while lor!! thx 2 lu..C(X haehaehae..kk so got in n ate a little, b4 we knew it..every1 was full alr *rejoices* ahaha..summore got alot of dishes left so ying4 ying4 stuff ourselves while crapping abt retarded stuffs (as usual) den once..lu was eating dis cold tofu (was REALLY coooooooold kinda tofu) den dunno wat she doing n started drinking e tea..we were talking abt smt funny n she started laughing too n spitted pieces of tofu in2 e tea!!! EWWWWW..!! omg..i do NOT noe lu okaee..GROSS MANN!! C(X den e pieces of spitted tofu were clinging on2 e teabag in e tea *pukes* aiyo..now u should noe where e fruity family gets deir genes fr liao..tsktsk ahaha!! C(X we tried hiding alot of e food n ended up plaing wif dem *blinks innocently* =3 squashed e bean thingy wif wasabi n soy sauce wif a dash of chilli powder C(X den lu left e deep fried scallop in e soy sauce n it was totally BLACK when we next noticed it C(X ahaha!! kept on changing chopsticks juz like e last time..we were trying 2 keep up e tradition lah..8 pairs dis time round!! *proud* thou e last time was 12 pairs, 2 ppl =3 den had e udon n fruits n left aft more fooling ard C(X OYA!!! almost 4get..dere was dis PART when e waiter was clearing e table behind n fell down!! AHHHAHAHA!! den dere was dis loud 'THUMP' when his butt hit e chair linked 2 xw's chair n lu said v loudly: AHAHA..E GUY FELL DOWN!!! C(X den we were all laughing when xw said she felt e chair vibrate..AHHHHAHAHAHA!! C(X

den decided 2 go home aft some discussion of whether anot 2 bowl @ 5pm O.o..was sitting in e station n crapping abt wed's activity n sp stuffs..wed is ALL orientation ONI!! *dieded* gdnessss..!! e gateway ppl r gonna be REJECTS AGAIN!! arghhh..;_; hope we getta play soccer or basketball or any kinda BALL oso will do on fri's sqd activity *_* U HEARD DAT XW!! C(X ahaha..crapped abit n let 6 trains pass O.o..den lu spotted dis guy hus head was STUCK between e mrt doors!! O.O...omg!!! WASTED..didn c =/ should have been funny ahaha..so sadistic C(X cant imagine thou..so stupid stick his head out 4 wat??!! hu he think he is..father beret izzit?? C(X AHAHAH..!! deres dis jk abt father berre..sum ppl cant pronounce so dey go: father BERET (e np hat thingy) n e maam always say our beret STICKS out..think disgusting n u'll most prob get it =3 ahaha..!!

MR BEAN ROX!!!! we kept playing @ e escalator..we'll stand side by side den when we reach e end..we'll get STUCK dere (like mr bean) den block e way C(X ahaha..!! den we'll laugh like 3 lunatics..imagine DAT!! =3

hmm..den i was forced 2 leave 1st so i got in2 e train which was stuffed wif sardines (V crowded) n xw did e pose whereby her head was STUCK between e doors -_____-" ahaha..!! dere i was vibrating among e many ppl hu most prob oso saw her retardedness C(X ahaha!! so in conclusion: 2day is a funn n EXCITING day which was really SIAO..!!!!!! being wif 2 retarded ppl is soooo embarrassing!! *hides face* haehaehae..=3 most prob gonna go out again 4 bowling..so yar, np ppl!! try 2 make urselves FREE!! ahaha..free service C(X

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juz wanna announce 2 e www smt 2 get e ppl hu didn have e chance of a lifetime 2b jealous of me..C(X ahaha, dis is gonna be short n sweet =3 rest assured..im not kidding KID KID KID!! ahaha -___-" ehhhh..did nth 2day unless u count e PART when i went out wif me parents *hides face*

here goes e announcement: I MET SLY N TAUFIK 2DAY!!! *_* sly is like SOOOOOOOOOO god dammit CUTE!! *faints* like how could god eva create such a miracly CUTEEEEE guy??!! awwwwww..!! he did dat retarded pose n every1 @ e interchange link of tamp was laughing C(X sho cute!! unlike dat taufik..irri lah, think he v pop *pukes* C(X AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!! SLY..!! *_*

every1 was SQUEZING wif every1 den i was @ e specs shop (mum was changing specs) n didn noe abt deir arrival until dat bunch of crowd (lunatics) started screaming deir asses off n shouting: SYLVESTERRRRRR..!!! -____-" den i popped me head out n saw him on stage!! *_* could oni make out his head thou O.o..was cute enough 4 me..cuz, unlike peach, i like sly's face rather den his BODY!! C(X ahaha..den stayed dere 4 abt 15 mins until me idiotis parents DRAGGED me away =/

went 2 tamp mall n insisted on buying an op shorts 4 compensation C(X ahaha..aren i SOOOOOO guai?? *blinks innocently* =3 den realised i missed e cai4 cun2 jia1's concert 4 e opening ceremony of e outdoor space thingy on e 4th floor O.o..was wondering y dere was an extendsion fr e 4th floor..scully e whole thing COLLAPSE howww??!!! =x haehaehae..

in conclusion..SLY'S E CUTEST PERSON I'VE EVA SEEN..DEAD OR ALIVE!!! *blinks* kk dat was redundant..wdv blablabla C(X hmm..c?? told u IT'll be SHORT!! =3 still dont pad me??

2004-11-20T01:22:00.000-08:00

2day..is such an eventful day!! loads of crap i tell u..think might accidentally 4get somes stuffs so yar..me poor fingers gonna suffer ;_; no matter..was happy..was sad...was angry..n was DEFINITELY tired!!! *nodds* NP TOTALLY ROX!! dunno y lah..even thou we were once AGAIN..rejects, AWWW!! pity e gateway com ppl pls..=3

hmm..2 happy stuffs 1st C(X I FINALLY GOT ME EGG DONOR'S PERMISSION 2 PIERCE ME EARS!!! *jumps 4 joy* woohoo..!! its not sissy lah..2nd hole so yar..FINALLY mann!! heehee..!! ahaha..ehhh den e other news i think every1 should noe by now..n of course celebrating like siao (unless u have TERRIBLE taste) SLY'S IN E FINALS!!! *rejoices* it was kinda shocking oli got out lah..cant dat irri taufik do e world a favour n GET HIS ASS OUTTA SI??!!! =/ looks like a clown wif flabby arms lor??!! arghhhh..gonna vote like a million times 4 sly *_* haehaehae..

ehhh..den i shall talk abt np 1st cuz its REALLY v draggy 2 crap abt *nodds* wat u expect?? it was fr 7-4 *dieded* uh huh..so yar, xian1 ku3 hou4 tian2 =3 erm..yar, e fruity family was (as usual) e kiasu ones so we went 2 sch like an hr b4 8 juz 2 soothen 2 stress level in e air..thx 2 3RD CLASS DRILLS TEST *TADA!!* O.o..den xw was being niceeeee n went early too..thou she didn do much =x ahaha..!! ehh..den was crapping in e canteen (as usual) n yar..u guessed it, got e dance ppl..think im so used 2 being seen in dat ridiculous full u liao..didn bother 2 hide like jie..C(X anyway doubt dey could recognise *blinks* den yar..got worried n blablabla..BEARINGS!! nearly fainted leh!! was like senang diri-ing dere under e stupid sun 4 abt 2 hrs (seemed like 4eva..DUHH!!) den @ 1st was still kinda hyper 4 no rhyme or reason n laughed @ e smallest THINGS cuz dere was nth else 4 entertainment..standing on a spot 4 dat LONG, keeping so quiet n cant even fidget was like TOTALLY impossible 4 me as u noe..C(X butt didn lol of course..later fail den die lah!! CHOY!!! *touches wood* C(X den wheneva e maam comes in front of u..u have 2 sedia n salute, saying: cadet xxx is ready 4 inspection maam!! so yar..was kinda weird saying me full name out when it was total silence lah..awkward *nodds* den e maam would keep staring @ ur WHOLE BODY 4 mins n mins..its juz so gross cann??!! aiya..den aft being checked twice i suddenly felt like vomiting n me vision was blue (of all colours..WEIRD!!) TOTALLY deaf of e surroundings n couldn stand still..gave up n fell out (maybe cuz i didn breakfast..BUTT I NV EATEN B4??!!) O.o..hu noes??!! when i walked in2 e shelter e rest of e sqd keluar baris liao..-_________-" dat was SOOOO wasted mann!! nearly made IT sia!! =/ butt was really sick so 4gave meself *blinks* haehasehae..

next we had 2 rush n change 2 half u..SO COOLING!!! ahhhh..fresh air aft i took out e belt..was god dammit tight!! BLEAH..think its really stupid 2 off e lights in np rm when we still can c each other half naked!!! aiya..every1 too bz rushing 2 even bother 2 look..not as if we dont have anything lidat O.o..ahaha!! so ran down e nursery-looking staircase (PINK 4 GDNESS SAKE!!!) *pukes* so was late..dunno y C(X still..we carried on wif prac test *nodds* felt weird..suddenly had 2 move so much when e v 1st thing we DID in sch was 2 stand still 4 a full hr -___-" started off wif e BESTEST bang i've EVA heard coming fr our sqd den yada yada yada..become laoji liao..;_; so i dont think many ppl will pass *scared* den was dat bertiga-tiga thingy AGAIN!! dat stupid prob hai ALOT of us do wrongly cann??!! wdv!! C(X still..i chopped me legs (deres 2 diff meanings 2 dis..1 is 2 put force on ur heels..e other is 2 amputate ur feet lah!!) C(X haehaehae..hmm, hope e maams were leniant *crosses fingers n toes n eyes n every single PART crossable* =3 e rest were normal..luckily had a bit of practice on yang tinggi b4hand or not it would've been horrendous!!

was theory next..changed in2 pt kit..FINALLY...PANTS!! *_* i luv pants..feels so much better having a piece of cloth between ur thighs O.o..AHHHAHAHA!! C(X kk..den was in e forum, kinda noisy (was some sarah's birthday..netballers sang bd song) -___-" wasn really concentrating..gave up!! =3 so yar..resulted in 3 MISTAKES n alot of whining ;_; was kinda unfair thou..lu nv tell me 2 read e OLD notes..i read oni e NEW drills notes, so its ALL HER FAULT!! C(X heeheehee..!! den was lunch, kept laughing @ dat beautifully taken pic..*laughs reatrdedly* if u were 2 c e foto ah..i BET u u CONFIRM will laugh even thou u dunno e person lor!! C(X im not implying its a naked pic lah!! juz e face DAMN FUNNIEEEEEE..!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..!! dats how funy it is..C(X slacked ard e np rm aft dat..was hyper having 2 dat think 3rd class is FINALLY over!! WOOHOO..!! ahaha..some ppl were kinda bu4 pei4 he2 when we decided 2 have a sqd outing @ e *** next mon..say wat: HUH??!! *** ah..eeeee so weird!! =/ kk NVM..OYA!! realised every1 in e family can stare O.o...den was laughing @ e 'father BERET sticking out' thingy all e while..n laughed @ certain retarded ppl in e unit, PLS note dat im not refering 2 meself HOR!! retarded as in REALLY retarded *nodds* =3

n e rest of e day was orientation AGAIN..was kinda funn when it started off wif ONI e gateway comm ppl sitting 2gether =3 was laughing @ e usual bian tai stuffs (eg. layout must be fr BIRD'S eye view) mich maam was oso another bian tai 1..tsktsk C(X dere were sooooo many things 2 laugh abt, butt i was quite guai 2 day..didn lol *nodds* still dont pad me?? C(X haehaehae..STILL, i dunno y i ALWAYS kana picked @ by every maam 4 laughing too much when jie n peach n watermelon oso laugh lor??!! UNFAIR!! every1 oni noe how 2 bully me ;_; aiya..in e end jasline maam decided 2 go home n think of ideas herself O.o..ahaha, think its we bully her leh..C(X n yar..e gateway com ppl were e REJECTS once again *rejoices* howwww niceeee -___- bleah..was forced 2 measure n count e spars AGAIN!! wat is dis mann!! r we gonna do dis every wk or wat??!! *faints* was kinda funn getting e spars outta e rack thou O.o..dunno how 2 describe lah..shall talk abt e peaCOCK's neighbour instead C(X have any1 noticed wats in dat blue shed beside e peaCOCK's shed?? yar..was nth butt spars -___-" really dirty spars i mean..a jumping spider scared me n i nearly fell when i stood on e spars O.o..go on, asy im stupid..yar den was done n blablabla..POSTERS!! den was laughing @ e retards in e sec1 sqd dis time round..was wondering wth was i doing, sitting wif dem =x not say i evil lah..butt dey r really..RETARDED!! cant stand dem leh..C(X den np ended..evaluation as usual 4got all abt gateway com ;_;

e fruity family went 2 macs @ 4.30 n made a whole lot of noise dere..=3 den rambutan n watermelon (wo3 de4 mei3 ren2) left..so 4 left + rj *nodds* suddenly lu's mum n sis came n yar..fell silent O.o..was being BULLIED 2 go back n forth e counter 2 get weird stuffs n those evil macs ppl didn attend 2 me =/ summore i spent $3 on dat stupid filet C(X den yar..was weird n lame n childish n crappy n lu n peach n rj had 2 leave 4 sch 2 collect results..left jie n meself=WEIRD!! so left shortly aft n had 2 bear wif e thought of being seen wif ur parents IN SCH!! *hids face* wanted 2 siam asap..hu noes egg donor insisted on listening 2 e stoooooopid talk -____-" dats cheong ur listening 2 LEH!! how can u even bare 2 open ur ears??!!! tsktsk..i DO NOT noe dem okaee..

reached sch n peeped in2 e 1st door of e hall..1st thing which caught me attention was ZLS!! *TADA!!!* ahaha..she was like smiling n waving den jie n i siamed..smart eh?? C(X ahaha..saw jen n inez n char, poor jen..had an xtra bone in her rite knee O.o..WEIRD!! *blinks* anyway..sat @ some bench n stoned *nodds* stared n laughed @ certain kukuated ppl hu walked pass..dere was dis gal hu went in2 e dry pond, picked up stones n started throwing dem O.o..AHAHA!! den another 1 was dis gangster looking guy carrying a woman's handbag..he was playing wif e BUSHES..we were like really scared cuz dere was no1 ard lah..so fishy, den he walked off O.o..suddenly dis woman in a flowery dress walked pass..she think she SNMT (slim n miao tioa) leh!! summore covered her flabby arms wif a yellow shawl..EWWWW!! she walked a round ard e canteen n lower concourse n met up wif dat gangster guy wif her handbag -___________-" DAT WAS SOOOO CHAO DOTS!! C(X heeheehee..!!

finally got e report book den siam b4 zls start complaining or wdv =/ dont think i did well, deproved *nodds* inez went mad when she got her boob: YESH YESH YESH..!!!! O.o..ahaha, den zls was staring @ me parents when i went in2 e hall..went 2 eat ice cream roti prata *burps* C(X ahaha..den hark smsed:'hey..noe wad zls told me? she said tt i made de wrong sort of frien n tt pulled my marks down..den...she said is u leh..toopit lor..she say tt we fool arnd too much..n tt she say sometyms those ppl wu may appear mad may hardwork behind ur bac..' WTF??!!! was sooo sooo SOOOOO pissed of wif zls cann??!! where got teacher discourage students 2 make fwens 1 lor?!! n where got teacher go ard pointing fingers @ ppl 4 other ppl's marks lor??!! like i study behind ppl's back lidat..if u noe me well enough, u should noe i study ALOT!! i kiasu cannot izzit?? so if i hang out wif u n u failed a subject..feel free 2 blame ME..its all MY fault..IM e beeeeeg fattttt bitch, yar..dat san shi ba!! =/ WAH LAO!! not oni i angry..i noe hark oso angry..ppl study liao..put in effort liao..do well not do well NTH 2 DO WIF HER FUCKING BUSINESS!! arghhhhh..summore still smile smile @ me juz now..FUCK MANN!! *pissed off* (sorry if im not supposed 2 post dis hark..no offence) =3 WORLD PEACE!!! haehaehae..

kk..gotta sleep liao..CYA!!

2004-11-17T23:42:00.000-08:00

as usual..a day STUCK @ home alone is BOOOOORING!! ;_; smt..im really tired of lyinhg on e bed n talking on e fone..nth interesting EVA happens *nodds* isn it like a million times more EXCITING if u were 2 juz sit @ a fastfood restaurant n chat?? e food com ppl n xw did juz dat!! n LOOK!!! alot of lame stuffs happened..threw np's face thou those ppl, tsktsk..ahaha kk jk..understandable fr a bunch of retards =x haehaehae..C(X

yest..went out wif lu n quek O.o..sounds weird eh?? its seemed so much like a blind date sorta thing *nodds* BELIEF ME..do not try going out wif ppl u nv met, its not funn!! ~SCARY~ yar..nearly left when 1st saw dat quek..wanted 2 dig a hole n bury meself on e spot (too bad it was cement floor) O.o...ahaha AIYA!! zong3 er2 yan2 zhi1..NV GO OUT WIF PPL U NV MET!! *blinks* no offence 2 quek lah..not like she looks like an alien (as she said) butt it was really SILENCE leh..we weren even looking @ each other??!! C(X

helLLLLOOOOOO!! dis no kidding okaee..COMPLETE SILENCE 4 me is really nerve wrecking, summore it lasted 4 like 2 full hrs??!! *dieded* swensen's..SILENCE (i ate alone -___-") arcade..SILENCE (couldn decide on wat 2 play) mrt..SILENCE (stared @ dis kuku ah soh talk loudly over e fone in bad eng) bus..SILENCE (sat @ e back sit n bounced as e bus reached humps) FINALLY!!! met e noisy 1..LU!! *all hail 2 e saviour* ahhhahaha..!! so......AWKWARD!!! *hides face* rushed off 4 cip..we kept staring @ each other..howw FUNN!! -___-"

in e library..discovered alot of ppl goes 2 yishun library 4 cip (eg. fang ting, onyu, lay peng..) ONYU!! lets go 2gether 1 of dese days..=3 haehaehae..oya..got scolded once, due 2 noise level lah..DUHH??!! den kept arranging e boobs on menopause (howeva u spell it..AIYA!! so throw face..dunno how 2 spell) *runs n hides in a corner* read dis gross boob wif pics of naked women..as if we dont have lidat..tsktsk, all e dat quek's fault lah!! lu flipped 2 e pg den she snatched e boob away n stared hard @ IT!! ahaha..C(X

den dat evil quek pretended 2 play wif me hp n stole onyu's no.!!! =/ summore PURPOSELY wrote e no. on e paper in front of me face..threw her hp 2 lu n chased her ard e whole library (CHILDISH!!) hmph..was kinda angry lah..butt wasn DAT pissed when i tricked her abt onyu calling me an asshole 4 giving quek her no. C(X onyu ALWAYS calls me asshole =3 u dont belief can go c her onmouseover @ her blog under my link *nodds* ahaha..!! nani nani poo poo..!! C(X

den we were sitting down @ dat health section rite?? dis retarded looking guy..abt 30 plus..kept walking pass dat particular shelf n stared @ e 3 of us ALOT of times??!! like de gor beh mann!! C(X got e fang ting look-alike eyes..*shivers* dunno wat kinda boob he was looking 4 lor?? den we thought we were in his way 2 take e men's menopause (ARGHHH!!! i still dunno how 2 spell..TOO CHIM!!) boob..so we moved lah..hu noes he still kept staring @ us when we were @ e other shelf..SCARY SIA!! lu kept getting ppl 2 TOUCH a patch of carpet which was really hot -_____-" i DO NOT noe her..!! C(X

decided 2 change 2 a far away shelf..played arm wrestling using a stack of boobs O.o..dat sounded weird, ANYWAY..played chee go ba..i dont wanna say e results *hides face* so embarrassing!! me kept losing..WDV, dere..i said it!! hmph..den was called 'loser' like so many times..den once, dunno y i said 'DUHH!!" lah..den dat lu immitated me wif a crooked lip -______-" i where got do DAT lor??!! butt den again..it was DAMN funny!! C(X ahaha..slacked ard n laughed @ kuku ppl..left 4 cheers..got ribena..looooooong time no drink liao..free chocs fr quek!! =3 1st time she did smt niceee..*pads* think i take dat back C(X

hmm..2day i made an amazing discovery: I FINALLY REALISED MY HP CAN CONFERENCE!!! O.O..dats like a yr later den i noe leh..say im smart!! haehaehae..C(X hmm..conferenced a couple of times den gotta pass down msg 2 e whole sqd..AGAIN!! gotta call 20 ppl meself ;_; pity me..hmm shall juz type it here den hu eva reads juz be nice n pass e msg ard (althou i noe oni 2 np ppl reads dis) -____-" here goes: dis fri's activity is as follows; 8-9..bearings (full-u) 9-10..3rd class prac test (half-u) 10-11..3rd class theory test (pt kit) 11-4 orientation + lunch (pt kit) **reach sch by 7.30 fully dressed =3 dere r some mistakes in e drills notes dat need 2b double checked O.o..tsktsk nco made 22 mistakes..hopeless liao..C(X ahaha!! GD LUCK SQDIES!! =3

SHIT!! juz realised fri oso collect reults day!! *faints* DIEEEE..!! gotta stay back until 8pm..gonna die of boredom if no1 stays back wif me ;_; den gonna get scolding fr egg donor (most prob wont do well) den gonne get a shock when i find out hus in e same class as me..*stressed* hmm..still gotta study 4 test summore..im gonna get mentally unstable soon..!! O.o..

2004-11-15T18:00:00.000-08:00

HAPPY HARI RAYA!!! O.o..haehaehae =3

ehh..nth much 2 say in fact juz dat my egg donor had NTH BETTER 2 DO yest n decided 2 get 7 other family members 2 jb AGAIN!! e worst PART is..it was alr like 2 smt liao..n she wants 2 go malaysia on hari raya??!!! -___-" all e malays gonna jam up e expressway n rush home 4 a beeeeg fatttt feast aft 1 mth of fasting..n here we r, a grp of gong gong chi, jaming e expressway wif dem *rejoices* later on it was nearly cancelled until me kuku until cannot kuku alr cousin proposed 2 his dad dat all e kids should sit 1 car n all e adults in e other..=/ he indirectly CUT ME OFF FR CIVILISATION!! O.o

went ALL E WAY dere in e stoopid HOT sun, got terrible headache during e 1hr car ride...luckily jay's cd was wif me..AHHHHH!! *_* kept replaying n replaying haehaehae..=3 hmm..3 13-yr-olds n 2 adults in a car=SILENCE!!! argh..unless u count e time when me aunt burped (really loudly n smelly-ly) O.o..ahaha!! e rest of e time was spent concentrating on jay's songs..C(X

reached e shopping centre (which i can rmb every inch of it) @ ard 4pm..wasted time @ e rotiboy stall *hides face* nearly bought more DVDS!! butt didn cuz no more nice movies liao ;_; den wasted more time @ another shopping centre cuz scared eat too early dere'll be a jam when we go home earlier *nodds* listened 2 more jay's songs..HE ROX!!!! *_* best companion=jay's cd n discman haehaehae..=3 soon it'll be sly's cd if he eva comes up wif an album...IM SO LOOKING 4WARD!! *_* oh oh oh..he will win si..i'll make sure he does!! VOTE 4 HIM PPL!! *pads* =3

hmm..bought some clothes dere..bought ba gua too!! *drools* OOOOO..i wanna eat now *runs off 2 kitchen* kk im back wif ba gua C(X hmm..NICE!!! ehh..den left 4 dinner @ dat same wet market ard 8pm..wasn wet, surprisingly *blinks* ahaha..den eat lah..DUHH??!! left @ 10pm n guess wat?? DERE WAS A HUGE TRAFFIC JAM..!! *parties n pops a cracker* great..was tired of jay's songs liao..O.o den cousin oso tired of his stoooopid $550 ipod mp3 eng songs sooooooo...........WE WAVED 2 STRANGERS IN E OTHER CARS!! *laughs retardedly* kinda funn when we 1st started, den came along dis kukuated ah soh..SHE WAVED BACK!! C(X ahaha..im going nuts mann!! n u can easily guess hu came up wif dis retarded idea lah..of course of course, URS SINCERELY!! *proud* =3

so dere we were..3 nutcases waving @ ah sohs n laughing like siao..=3 den e moment came..........my uncle had 2 cut in2 e lane on e extreme rite cuz e q dere was shorter n we had no1 else 2 wava 2 liao..SHO SHAD!!! ;_; bleah..saw a malay boy thou..he gave e 1 eye big 1 eye small expression n e 3 of us O.o him back n all 4 of us laughed @ each other!! ahaha..C(X e rest of e time we juz stared @ e drivers dat drove past..we stared REALLY HARD..once, dere was dis damn ugly looking idiot den we stared @ him he stare @ us as if we were e ugly looking ones..n we all laughed AGAIN!! =3 haehaehae..kk dis is getting retardeder n retardeder tsktsk..ALL LU'S FAULT!! keep influencing me wif her natural abilities of retardedness C(X

hmm..was STUCK in e jam 4 2hrs plus..reached home @ 12mn if u were so wu liao 2 count O.o..den watched da4 ge1 da4, kinda funny..watched a movie on tiwie next..den watched 'ella enchanted' ALLLL E WAYYYYY until 4am..=3 watched some lame cooking show cuz i couldn sleep n *TADA!!* it was 5am when i FINALLY got 2 bed..fone bills were abt 2 burst *rejoices* im so HAPPY!! haehaehae..sent too much liao..den yar, some quek person keep calling on e wkends when i dont have free incoming...u should noe by now im a $_$ u beeeeeg fatttt KUKU!! C(X oya..rmb i bought clothings?? i cant seem 2 fit in2 e shorts *runs n hides in a corner* DAMN EMBARRASSING!!

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die DIEEEEEE..!!! haven started studying 4 3rd class n polished any PART of me full u yet!!!! ahhhhh..!! hmph..its like 4 days away n im gonna fail, bless me ;_;

2004-11-13T15:50:00.000-08:00

SLY'S STIIIILLLLL SAFE!!!! ahhhhhhh..!! *rejoices* WHEEE!! *_* had dat feeling daphne was going out yest as u can c in me previous post C(X ohh..im so happy im lost 4 words 4 e v 1st time..!! ahaha..=3 sly totally rox..CUZ HE SANG JAY'S SONG!! haehaehae..i have a bad hunch abt next wk thou..think he's going out soon ;_; no matter, HE'S STILL E BESTEST!! WOOHOO..woo woo woo woo!! *laughs retardedly* C(X

aiya..yest wasn a funn day..not interesting AT ALL!! even drills wasn as it used 2b (laughy-daufie) *nodds* dunno wats up wif np activities mann!! so dammit BOOOORING den keep kana scolding when we were alr SOOOOO sian..;_;

woke REEEEEALY early..(4 me lah..) ehhh..was in sch by 7.35 den blablabla..DRILLS!! =3 started off terrible..everything was sooooo rusty..i juz couldn seem 2 concentrate =/ e easiestest drills oso can do wrongly..summore arm dunno y no strength 2 lock resulting in muscle ache aft dat 2hrs *nodds* juz glad dat i was having TERRIBLE sore throat so no need be timer when jie was tired (indirectly hai-ed e other quiet ppl do timing) C(X ahaha..kept coughing thou..1st time didn enjoy yang tingi O.o..couldn shout @ all den all, summore e netball ppl had 2 stare @ us when we threw our faces which splattered everywhere *blinks* haehaehae..once, my DUA 'run sound' den was really retarded..dunno y xinyun kept laughing..e rest was boring butt still got laugh lah..think maybe cuz lubecca in new zealand den we got 1 less topic 2 laugh abt (she closes her eyes while doing drills??!!!) C(X

hmm..rest of e day was on orientation which TOTALLY sucked e 19th level of hell outta me..in fact i think oni lu enjoyed herself during e 1 to 1 time wif ct maam @ outdoor cooking O.o..den e ppl fr gateway publicity n sourvenirs were all UNWANTED freaks =/ hmm..was cracking our brains 4 stoooooopid sourvenir ideas ALL DAY n still kana rant @ by all e ICs 4 lame ideas??!! WTF hell is dis lor??!! arghhh..was laughing a little too loud once den had 2 write out 10 reasons y i laugh so much -_______-" came up wif crap excuses wif e help of 7 other sqdmates den was 11mins late n had 2 come up wif 11 ideas 4 e FUCKING sourvenirs..stoopid ideas (really gross ones which irri e ICs n dey showed it 2 imran summore!!) *runs n hides in a corner* den had 2 come up wif another 11 ideas 10mins aft lunch *pissed* everything seemed soooo WRONG yest..

done wif dat..n alot of scolding n complaining later, we were unwanted by all e other coms..dey damn evil cann??!! treat us like criminals lidat ARGHHHH!! ;_; den tried 2 find stuffs 2 do n wenta measure n average out e lengths of e spars -____-" DAMN sian..wenta qm shed next wif jie n yf n sy maam n measured e lengths of e ropes..e whole day was all abt measuring THINGS..??!! C(X oya..did a little on banners thou..played a REALLY FUNN (lame) game wif tammy maam called 'run 2 e person opposite n fold e COCKroach-infested downrite DIIIIRTY huge banner' C(X

den evaluation..all e ICs said we slacked ALOT!! like as if we like 2 slack lidat lah..we were like dying of boredom kinda thing??!! helLLOOOOO!! gateway com was supposed 2b e funnest com n we had 2 merge..ehhh v funn alrite, BLEAH!! =/ got scolding fr nco of course..xw maam oso kana scolding so its fair C(X

really hope e next activity wont be so bad..summore got 3rd class drills test n results *shivers* damn scary cann??!! btw..collected BOOBS yar..DAMN many lit BOOBS cann??!! short of 2 chi BOOBS..dont feel like buying fr popular..by den i'll have 2 do e stoooopid hw *evil grin* mwahaha.!! =3 2day's boring TOO..!! my life rox!!! -___-"

2004-11-11T23:23:00.000-08:00

WHEEEEEE..!!! 2day is a fun fun funnnnnn day!!! *screams ass off* O.o..haehaehae hmm..LOADS of stuffs 2 say..think might miss some PARTS butt its still gonna be LOOOONG!! =3 HAPPY READING PPL!! lalala..

butt 1stly..i shall talk abt yest!! n u guessed IT..I DIDN DO ANYTHING!!!! (at least i did nth 2 anyBODY lah..) *blinks innocently* ahhhhhahaha..!! C(X kk..back 2 2day's interesting STUFFS!! =3 i got a comment on e PART of ren4 wo3 ao2 you2 where dat jingwen's (not me classmate..CHOYY!!!!) dad died..den he wenta lie in dat ridiculous COFFIN!!!! O.O...i was being sadistic n laughed me head off lor!! C(X DAMMIT IT LAME CANN??!!! like which director so wu liao ask e actor 2 act as corpse in e coffin??!!! ahaha..den he scrunched up his face in dis retarded manner den i laughed lah..DUHH?? n me egg donor stared @ me -__-" *laughs 2 e cUm* damnnnnnnn funny!! =3

hmm..OYA!! e mostest impt PART of 2 day was SI!!! =3 SLY WAS SOOOOOO DAMN COOL!!!! *_* butt i didn vote AGAIN..cuz dat egg donor STILLLL refuses 2 give me my allowance =/ BLEAH!! erm..didn like dat david tao song thou..BUTT DAT 'QUIET' ROX E HELL OUTTA ME....!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! *_* i must vote if he gets in2 e finals (den he can get a contract wif e chi song indutry) WOOHOO!!! joy 2 e world mann!! lalala..im going nuts once more..SCEW ME!! haehaehae..=3 den dat dick lee said he wanted 2b EXCITED..!! C(X ahaha..should learn fr mr LEE O.o..EHHHH, DEY HAVE E SAME SURNAME TOO!! *utterly shocked* n luiza LEE is my lp summore??!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! dis is TOO much of a coincidence..WAAAAY too much *blinks* eeeeeeee..dis is giving me e creeps *shivers*

ALL E WAY SLY!!! *_* erm..dat comment abt him flirting wif e audience was ??? *nodds* oya!!! GURMIT ROX TOO..!! ahaha..perrrrrrrrfect hokkien n cantonese back dere..laughing me ass off..soon me whole body gonna be missing *blinks* hmm..sounded lame, NVM!! haehaehae..C(X n dat daphne tsktsk..spoilt e whole song *disappointed* BUTT..hu gives a damn abt her..OUT GAL!! *evil grin* hmm..taufik, was as dick LEE (EXCITED wannabe) said, v BOOORING!! ahaha..douglas did a gd job criticizing him in malay!! NANI NANI POO POO!! C(X den oli's outfit 4 dat deng4 li4 jun1's song was *pukes* mann!!! triple EWWWWWW..!! butt me egg donor (1 of e aunties interested in voting 4 her..cuz dick said she made e aunties happy??) insisted on watching so i didn change e channel as i said in e last post..me closed me eyes=anti-pollution C(X ahhhahaha!! hmm..@ least it wasn glittering lah..i shan be too evil since every1 calls me evil, mean, STUPID n blablabla in e class blog ;_; *sews heart back* me=sad mango O.o...

ken lim (wah!! luckily his surname is lim or not i wanna puke blood if he's LEE mann!!) *heng ah* he praised SLY like 4 e v 1st time kinda thing leh..!! *utterly shocked* BUTT..BUTT..he insulted jay!!! arghhhhh..!! =/ no matter, dats wat makes jay sooo special *_* *laughs retardedly* hmm..nice show overall 2nite..im still angry wif lynette 4 not giving me e tix, so yar..NV gonna watch si live ;_;

ehhhh..went orchard wif e DOKXY-ians (1st time all of us were present!!) was like DAMN FUNN LOR??!! met @ 10, early like siao mann!! nearly couldn walk when i woke cuz i slept @ 2am =3 den couldn utter a word thx 2 terrible sore throat (pity me) wont it be saddening if i couldn talk??!!! (do me a favour n lie if u MUST tag abt e world being peaceful if i lost me voice..thx a million!!) haehaehae..C(X erm..thought i was late butt i was e 1st 2 reach -__-" den slouched in popular 4 nth while waiting 4 e 4EVA late queens *all hail dd n yimin!!* =3 ahaha..den decided (moments later..MOOOOOMMMMMEEEEENTSSSSSSS i mean) C(X dat we should go arcade O.o..spent a million (actually oni 7 bucks each lah..seemed alot 2 me cuz I HAVE NO ALLOWANCE??!!) made a HELL LOT of noise early in e morn dere *proud* played 'house of e dead' n couldn stop screaming wheneva e so-called 'dead' appeared..didn noe dead ppl had green blood *blinks* ahaha..-___-" ehhh..den spent alot on ONI dat machine cuz we totally ba4 zan4-ed IT 4 a whole life time (kept cont e game when dieded) den ppl were q-ing so we were nicee =3 haehaehae..

played dat retarded table hockey thingy next..kept switching partners, xun didn play (weird gal) no matter..SHE PAID 4 E TOKENS!! 3 cheers n 3 cheers n 3 cheers 4 xun!! C(X she had allowance dats y..i think, butt xun=CHAO nice gal!! =3 i kept winning no matter which grp i was in..pad me!! *ego* ahaha..C(X den screamed DAMN LOUD wheneva it was e 3-puck-play (dunno y i got me voice got back..oh well, TOO BAD 4 e suffering ears!!) den dat $ changer woman got irri n warned us..we didn give a damn C(X haehaehae..arm muscle was numb when we left =3

ate @ bk n saw alot of ppl..onyu+dd+yimin=PENGUINS!! shan say y..=3 slacked alot n got e ppl 2 CHOP e fish burger in2 halves ahaha..kinda retarded lah..C(X made ALOT of comments abt ppl *nodds* got diabetes acc 2 onyu (xun sponsored sweets!!) dat whopper dat onyu was eating resembled much of a 'nipple infested meat' *laughs hysterically* ONYU!! UR DAMN GROSS..!! den had a bit of a laugh n went 2 take neos..i didn take OF COURSE!! 1stly its too x..I DONT HAVE ALLOWANCE!! (im saying dis like so many times cuz i bu4 gan1 yuan4) 2ndly i nv liked dat idea..juz laughed @ deir funny poses C(X ahaha..yimin had 1 which reminded me of banana n her award-winning arm-on-lap-den-bend-slightly-4ward pose *laughs retardedly* DAMN FUNNY!! C(X

dragged me legs aft dat..wasted time @ cheers n some other ulu ulu shops..OYA!! i saw teck waye (howeva u spell IT..still cant get it rite) maam..stared @ each other..she smiled den i turned away =x ahaha!! paisae lah..!! C(X xun bought us starbucks bottled coffee fr cheers..I WANT ME ALLOWANCE!!!! ;_; den went heeren, yimin n xun left..e rest of e outing wasn really funn liao..hmm..met e track ppl btw (n dat sec2 badminton gal @ bk..onyu siad i was BIG mouth so i shall prove her rite!! she was wif her bf..SHE has a BF??!! she looks more like e bf herself mann!!) left soon aft =3

ate genki @ tamp mall next, den came home lah..missed e beginning of ren4 wo3 ao2 you2 thx 2 si..dunno wat happened 2 e steriod thingy argh..!! kk..so happy 2ml got np butt me lost me voice so jie have 2 say timing ALL BY HERSELF..awwww poor thingy C(X ahaha..alot of ppl sick leh..dunno y O.o..hmm..gonna be tiring 2ml thou, 8-4 no kidding mann!! den all e maams gonna be eyeing us summore *dieded* =3

2004-11-09T17:42:00.000-08:00

can u believe dis FUCK!!! i juz typed like dis DAMN LOOOOONG post n e FUCKING cUm hanged =/ arghhhhhhhhhhh...!!!!! im really gonna hang e cUm i tell u..FREAKING SHIT!!!!! okaeee..im gonna calm down n im gonna type a happy post *takes a deep breath*

OMG OMG OMG..!!!! im soooo looking 4ward 2 dis thurs cann??!!!! 1stly..im going out wif e dokxy-ians (which i finally realised hu dey represented) C(X ahaha..paisae hor ppl!! WORLD PEACE!! *grins broadly* hmm..FINALLY im gonna c fwens aft 263hrs (10 days n 23 hrs starting fr e last day of sch aft np) great calculation dere ehh?? *proud* ahaha..kk im like SO sick n tired of dis house liao..i can rmb every single inch of it lor!! O.o..its a miracle i can leave dis place 4 a whole day 2ml..@ last!! *_*

haehaehae..e other reason is cuz dis thurs's epi of si is gonna be on asian pop..N E IDOLS R GONNA SING CHI SONGS!!! omg..im so EXCITED!!! if ur those kinda ppl hu watch tiwie e whole day.. (eg. urs sincerely) u should have seen dat ad on e idols intro e songs dey most prob gonna sing on dis thurs's si *nodds* oh oh oh.. i wanna watch live mann!! mainly cuz..SLY'S GONNA SING JAY CHOU'S 'QUIET'!!!!!! *goes berserk* gdnessssss....!! *_* n guess wat?? LYNETTE WONG LI XIN..gave away e whole lot of si tix her dad gets every wk, W/O TELLING ME!!!! ;_; im sooo gonna strangle her e moment i c her next wk..ARGGHHHHHHH!! =/ n she juz told me: btw..my dad oso juz gave away 800 over jay chou concert tix cuz i wasn interested in watching =3 lynette..will u pls do e world a favour n DIEEEE??!!! omGOOOOODDDDD!!!! *sews heart back* dats so evil of her rite??!!! ;_; how can u 4go jay n sly sooo easily..when every1 is fighting n using every means 2 get tix, U GAVE ALL E FREE TIX 2 PPL U DONT NOE!!!! *sobs* ur dead meat i tell u..DEAD MEAT!!!! C(X

hmm..dats a little exaggerating *blinks innocently* BLEAH!! i still bu4 gan1 yuan4 those tix mann!! i shall stop thinking abt e tix..i shall stop thinking abt e tix..i shall stop thinking abt e tix..i shalle stop thinking abt e tix..i shall stop thinking abt e tix.i shal stop thinking abt e tix..i shall stop thinking abt e tix!! okaee..im calm =3 say im smart btw..dere really was resemblance between sly n jay since last wk's hood incident.. n LOOK!! sly's gonna sing jay's song dis wk..HEYYY!! i can predict STUFFS leh..(in a sense) ahaha..OHHHHH I WANT THOSE TIX!!!! *_*

shall divert me attention 2 oli now..she'll help me stop thinking abt e tix C(X (paisae 2 all oli's fans..butt i dont really support her, dont bash me up) =3 shes gonna sing dat deng4 li4 jun1's song lor!! like..EWWWWW!! im so gonna change e channel if she were 2 dress like her too..imagine; oli+slim cut gown which is totally covered in glitters *pukes* GROSSSS..!! hmm..butt in case i miss e PART where SLY SINGS JAY'S SONG..i shall juz shut me eyes C(X den dat daphne cant even speak proper chi mann!! (in fact..if im being mean, she cant even speak chi in e 1st place) C(X if she gets out..den it'll be JOY 2 E WORLD!! mwahahaha.!! =3

erm..enough abt crap C(X yest..woke up quite early thx 2 a bunch of call-den-laugh-laugh-laugh zoo animals =3 wu liao ppl hu were bored n decided 2b lame *nodds* e background laughter sounded like a market of baboons cann??!! C(X fancy breaking me record of waking up @ 1 plus every day tsktsk..naughty animals =3 den e rest of e day slacked on e fone n blablabla...till 1am den slept..sat was worse; watched like 4 movies den slept @ ard 4am *proud* haehaehae..kinda funn thou O.o..

den 2day is another boring day..alot of crapping on e fone wif lyntte (e evil freak every1 should kill) almost went 2 orchard 2 pei2 her cuz she was dere..ALONE..in SCH UNI..shopping @ all e BOOBstores available..looking 4 COMICS..n carrying ALOT of plastic bags *laughs retardedly* tsktsk..poor her, BUTT SHE DESERVES IT!! hu ask her not 2 tell me (her dearest fwen ahaha..) abt e damn tix =/ oya she wanted me 2 watch 'shark's tale' wif her sis -___-" AHAHA..!! accidentally typed hark's tale C(X

okaee..2ml im going out wif a fwen which i still cant absorb how her terrible short hair looks like C(X so weird!!! WOOHOO!! im RELEASED in2 e society..AT LAST!! *rejoices*

2004-11-07T23:25:00.000-08:00

it has been really LONG since i last updated..really miserable life im having ALONE @ HOME...pity e unfortunate ppl!!! *blinks* wed=thurs=fri=sat=sun...poor poor me, STUCK @ home wif nth butt e fone...stooooopid msn file spoiled..or not dere would be another form of communication n a ray of light..leading me 2 life!!! *_* oooooo...crapping once again, STILLLL STUCK ALONE @ HOME..!! ;_; bleah..HATE HOLIS!!!!!!! =/ wanna go sch..dont mind studying, can be funn @ times (when u disturb e teachers or wdv lah..!!) =3 I MISS EVERY1 I NOE...................!!

anyway...smt 2 keep me spirits HIGH thou =3 LEANNDRA IS FINALLYYYYYYY OUTTTTT!!! *celebrates* its so OMG cann??!! like i nearly burst a blood vessel when gurmit was announcing e results..gurmit: sylvester...sylvester...ur not safe O.O *faints* so shitified mann!! every1 will DEFINITELY stop watching si if dat cutest fellow in e www EVA gets outta e com..s'pore would den lose deir v own jay chou *nodds* C(X dat hood really makes him look jayish cann??!! den he specialises @ r&b summore he used 2 sing ~CHI SONGS~ meeeee gdnesssss..!! *_* den dere stood oli, leanndra *boos* n e god-dammit-downrite-CUTE sly *melts* O.o..erm..den every1 was screaming 4 sly OBVIOUSLY =3 if leanndra didn get out den its either sly or oli=TERRIBLE!! so yar...luckily dat freak got KICKED out..WORLD PEACE @ long last..no more tiwie pollution liao..C(X so happieeeeeee..oh yeah im happy!! =3

aiya..dats total crap, got nth 2 say since NOTHING happens nowadays..hate being alone, im starting 2 4get how some of u look like liao..O.O *dieded* hmm..19th is approaching @ a reaaaaalllllyyyy slllllllooooooowwwww paaaaccccceeee (really slow pace..if u cant figure wat im typing) =3 n guess wat?? I HAVEN STUDY 4 3RD CLASS!!! *rejoices* n dat results thingy is getting on me nerves..cuz me egg donor ONI allow me 2 pierce me ears if i get in2 e top 2 class..n its like TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! think she noes..so she PURPOSELY set such kinda deal...fine lah..!! oya, 4gotten 2 mention i wont be getting ANY allowance @ ALL during e hoils..how niceeeee of me egg donor, where got ppl lidat 1 lor..holis is e time when ppl go shopping n SPEND $$$$ n deres me niceeee egg donor blocking me way..wat 2 do?? im such a $_$ haehaehae..=3

hmm..wenta jb AGAIN yest..JUZZZZ 2 change 3 spoilt dvds -___-" in e end spent a whole lot of time strolling ard THREEEEEEE shopping centres dat resulted in muscle cramps *blinks* ohhhh..me poor legs, ate too much bitter (direct translation) *nodds* reached home late (stooopid jam @ link) den called up e whole sqd abt e banner n poster thingy..figured most wouldn be home on e wkdays so called 2 days aft got e info..juz admit im smart n dont announce 2 e www im stupid on me taggie..even if its e fact, juz be nice n dont point it out C(X

okaee..2day is still e same..on e fone e whole day=BORRRRRING!!! aiya..wanna go out so much, y must ppl do stuffs n plan SO much juz 2 hang out..cant we juz sit @ some macs outlet n stare @ each other?? HEYYY @ least we wouldn be like missing each other (in my case..4get how ur fwens look like) *blinks* C(X hmm..im spRouting nonsense AGAIN..n wheres dat sqd outing we've all been wanting so DESPO..hmm..seems like every1 conviently 4gotten abt it *rejoices* bleah..

2004-11-05T00:17:00.000-08:00

hmm..wat 2 say lah..deres no HAPPENING in me life currently, STILLLLL rotting in me bed talking on e fone thruout e WHOLE day..if dis keeps up, i wouldn even recognise meself in e mirror liao..O.o great, now i dont even need a mirror 2 not-recognise-meself ;_; im totally dying of INTENSE boredom!!!!!!

smt 2b relieved abt is dat i FINALLY completed me hist hw..cleared philo's cage n bathe him (aft a full mth)..washed me sch shoes (aft a whole term)..n polished me BOOBS!!! *proud* all in a days work summore C(X ahaha..!! oya..4 those of u hu dunno, me hamster can swim =3 cute rite??!!! so proud of him..butt hes rather sick these few days ;_; (gentle reminder 2 QUEK: hes sick not cuz hes under me care -____-") i sho xin1 teng2 lor??!! he has been limping ard e cage *nodds* think i gotta make him swim more often n get him 2 excercise b4 he looks like dat moses lim in swimming costume fr ren4 wo3 ao2 you2..SHOCKING MANN!! C(X he totally looks like a floating beeeeeg, black BALL of no resemblance 2 any living creature known 2 man lor!!! *laughs retardedly*

bleah..im crapping, juz like wat i've been doing dis whole wk..ALONE..@ home..wif no1...dying of terrible sianess!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! *bangs head against wall n wall cracks* O.o...arghhhh im going nuttier cann??!! hmm..i need woodbridge!!! *blinks* okaeeeeeee..i take dat back =3 ehhh..jie wenta watch si...last wk QUEK wenta watch si...n i'll nv eva getta watch si ;_; hmm...summore 2day's performance was on r&b n e idols sang TWO songs each lor??!! *TOTALLY jealous* sly is like DAMMIT XTRA CUTE 2day n i jie gotta c him in person C(X

cant wait 2 c leanndra get kicked outta e com asap...den she'll be doing e www a HUGEEE favour by not polluting our tiwie screens *nodds* n i mean really get KICKED out..can u imagine?? dere is gurmit n deres leanndra..gurmit announces e results n STICKS OUT his....LEG (not DAT PART!!) n kicks leanndra in e middle of her beeeeeeg fattttt butt!! *rejoices* ahaha..!! C(X still...no butt can be compared 2 e size of zls's butt=UNBEATABLE CHAMP!!! *laughs hysterically*

erm...im terribly upset dat 2ml's appointment is cancelled thx 2 e movie tix price on fri *slams table* =/ den i have 2 wait ALLLLLLL E WAY till next tues DEN...den i FINALLY get 2 get outta dis stuffy house (jail) im a jailBIRD!!! *rejoices* haehaehae..=3 hmm...summary: didn step a foot outta e house dis whole wk...next whole wk not even gonna be @ home AT ALL!! C(X nicee arrangement eh?? bleah...IM STILL JEALOUS I DONT GETTA GO 2 SI!!! -_____-" wish me gd luck 4 staying home AGAIN 2ml..=3

OHHHH LOOK!! its so late...C(X cant wait 4 e holi 2 end..missing every single soul in sch!!! *hugs* ahaha..!!

2004-11-02T22:55:00.000-08:00

i TOTALLY dread waking up nowadays cann??!!! like i've nth 2 do @ home alone summore im totally AVAILABLE dis whole wk lor!! O.o..ahhhahaha!! hmm..whole day STUCK in e house wif fones as e oni form of communication is horrible, terrible..VEGETABLE!!! *blinks* haehaehae..so wheneva any1's out, i have 1 less person 2 INTERACT wif ;_; saddening..HOLIS SUX!!! *nodds* me fone bills r TOTALLY gonna burst like e 4 engines *does action* ahaha!! C(X

im missing e 1D classrm alr..deprived of my table n chair..missing e sparkling cleeeeeeean black board..dreaming of e dustbin i was once punished 2 clear everyday thx 2 zls..OHHHH!! n dat dangling fan above e lu char ma table..!! C(X ahaha..funny e sch facilities sux, no matter...I LUV 1 DILIGENCE!! *laughs retardedly* weird..i used 2 say i hate dis class..WELLLLLLL..wat can i do?? im juz W. E. I. R. D. =3 *proud* ohhhh..I MISS EVERY1 ;_; howw??!!

OYA!!! diligence is coming up wif a class blog n we r gonna have our V 1ST OUTING 2GETHER!! *rejoices* dis is like e vvvvv 1st time e class actually plans 2 have funn 2GETHER?? O.o..miracle has struck dis weirdo class mann!! like..i can c e unity spirit in having funn n guess wat?? E YR HAS JUZ ENDED!! WHEEEE..!! isn dis hilarious?? C(X ahaha..kk im evil butt wat e heck, FUNN IS BETTER DEN NTH..rite?? RITE!!! =3 hmm..e front page of e blog is soooo cooooool den i clicked on e links n everything else..guess wat?? BAD GATEWAY!! -_____-" ahhhhahaha..retarded!! C(X hmm..kk so jie, debbie, xun n a few other ppl put in ALOT of effort in2 finding e pics which i cant c any yet thx 2 e BAD GATEWAY!!! so yar..cant wait =3 JIAYOUX..!! i'll give u guys moral support..unlike e bra which gives PHYICAL support *laughs hysterically* haehaehae..C(X

hmm..btw i did practically NTH 2day unless u count e PART where i juz slouch on e bed like a couch potato (or rather a BED MANGO...get it??!! bed=couch, mango=potato...couch=bed, potato=mango..!!!!) C(X ahaha..erm..4get it, im spRouting nonsense all thx 2 jee COCK's influence O.o..oh god, im getting retardeder..SAVE ME FR DIS...dis...erm...RETARDEDNESS!!!! *blinks* gdnesssssssss....i do NOT noe meself *runs n hides in a corner* BLEAH..!!

can u believe how shitified dis sch can be in planning e diff schedules 4 various CCAs??!!! like np is on every fri, band is on every tues thurs n sat, track is on every mon n wed....dat sums up 2b a FULLY PACKED wk thruout dis 2 stoooooooopid mths of holi=CANNOT GO OUT WIF HAPPY FAMILY!! ;_; dis sux e 19th level outta me cann??!!!! like im suffering enough dis whole wk w/o INTERACTION wif e outside world liao..n DIS stooooopid trouble comes along n goes: BOOOO..!! rite in2 me face, WTF?!! pity me, say im pathetic...aiya juz donate $ 2 me if u c me on e streets begging wif a missing limb or 2 O.o..*laughs hysterically*

GREAT..now im going nuts, maybe e raining season is pmsing me C(X I NEED RED BEAN SOUP!! (think oni hh noes wat im talking abt..be honoured leh..!!) haehaehae..=3 oya!! i might be going out dis fri *rejoices* dis is e day when e imprisoned is RELEASED!! C(X ahaha..bian tai me *proud* ahaha..been so LOOOONG since i last seenme xclassmates *nodds* miss dem ALL too..!! none of dem seen me hairer yet..think some of dem gonna faint if im not wrong...eg. leanne n althea C(X *laughs retardedly* bleah...im spRouting nonsense AGAINNNNN..-___-"

hmm..deres in fact nth else 2 crap abt liao leh *utterly shocked* actually...im happy enough 2b able 2 come up wif dis pile of junk u juz read so yar...lucky u, no need read DAT much words liao..=3 aren u juz DEEEELIGHTED??!!! haehaehae..C(X den again..not every1 is updating deir blogs so i shall satisfy ur NEEDS n crap a LITTLE more..*blinks*

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WOWWW..dats its quite a bit of crap dere aint it?? HAPPY READING!! haehaehae..C(X

2004-10-31T22:25:00.000-08:00

SHANK U SOOO BELLY MUCH JIE!! *_* sho sweet of u..=3 *hugs tightly* anyway wats wif e "gd hist rap n tc" thingy..do i eva do anything?? O.o ahaha!! kk, maybe as e tc butt i unlucky kana pick not my prob wat?? C(X hmm..LUVYA TOO!!

OMG...!!! like im god dammit bored cann??!!! e holis ALWAYS sux..moreover its a really LOOOOONG 2 mths holi which JUZ started??!!! *rots* im sooooooo gonna miss every1 ;_; i dunno how 2 put dis BUTT..juz wanna let every1 noe dat, so long as i've talk 2 u n laughed wif u (no matter if its @ me or other ppl) i really do treasure e fwenship which fate has brought us 2gether..thou 1D might really suck @ times n get on our nerves...its juz an obstacles we all faced, n @ e end of e day (or u might count as yr now) it juz pulls us closer 2gether =3 its kinda disheartening dat we bonded DIS late, so we have no choice butt 2 cross every PART of our body n wish 4 e best abt e class seperation thingy...dont get bothered abt whether anot ur best fwen is in e same class as u or not..so long as deres a certain sum1 hus fr 1D..be thkful abt it C(X GDNESS!! i sound so wise..*utterly shocked*

thought deres sch 2ml..was soooooo looking 4ward until i realised its e holis -___-" e yr really flew past n soon, we would all be in diff classes..i wanna wish every1 out dere 2 remain happy always (althou its kinda impossible) n stay retarded!! so long as ur a diligencian..ur ALWAYS a diligencian!! *laughs retardedly* C(X dis yr is a bumpy ride 4 me..LOADS of ups n downs (i cried once btw..SURPRISE SURPRISE!!) i noe it is 4 every else too, haehaehae..still, dere were e times where we would all get 2gether n laugh till our jaws drop..OBVIOUSLY i hope dat next yr would be a better yr wif more laughter..butt it'll nv be e same as dis yr..wif all u peeps out dere hu juz rox me world!! =3 *hugs tightly*

hmm..really sad some of our fwenships r gonna end juz lidat..butt 4 those which god had planned our routes in live n let us remain fwens on e same journey, rest assured i would treasure wdv we own 2gether O.o..ehhh does my sentence sound correct?? *blinks* ahaha..im like getting emotional over here den everything goes berserk e next moment n now..i cant rmb wat im trying 2 say...YEAH!! C(X dats EXACTLY wats happening 2 me *rejoices* haehaehae..aiya, i shall 4get abt dis emotional thingy lah..i suck @ dis, juz say it *laughs retardedly* C(X

hmm..shall talk abt wat i did liao..AHEM!! yest sux e hell outta me cann??!! went 2 jb wif 2 of me cousins..1 gal 1 boy, IM BISEXUAL!! C(X erm..im obviously kidding so yar..dont laugh O.o..den dere were 5 adults dragging us all over e place n my poor throat suffered ALOT again cuz we were singing all of 5566 songs in e car (me cd was in e player) yar..oni enjoyed dat PART of e sooooo BORRRRRING outing..althou i bought me wallet n 12 dvds (100RM) 4 me 2 watch over e holis C(X den we wasted so much time trying 2 find dis restaurant 4 dinner aft all e shopping was FINALLY done..n gave up cuz e rain blurred e streets -___-" had alot of flooding on e roads..car was swimming =3 den went 2 dis chao dirty market n saw dis DAMN CUTE puppy backing away fr a black cat..hate dat cat!! C(X ahaha..den e food was surprisingly delicious O.o..yar, juz glad it wasn flooding dere *blinks* reached home @ ard 6 plus n died watching 2 movies "hi, darma" n "13 going on 30" *slacked* haehaehae..kinda funny, OHHHH..we watched all e way until 2am btw =3

den 2 day woke late as usual C(X watched "a cinderella's story" all e way until 4 den left e house 4 steamboat @ grandma's..really boring too!! *rejoices* played playstation wif me cousin, he was like so worried n all EXCITED abt losing e street fighter thingy..dont think dirty hor..hes younger den me -___-" den i kept rubbing thru e control BUTTons (didn even noe wat i was PRESSING btw) O.o..i won in e end *proud* AHHHHAHAHA.!! i won e anyhow-PRESS-game!! C(X almost wanted 2 go 2 me other cousin's house butt in e end dey came late n i left early *sobs* ;_; im like e oni person hu haven seen e new house lor??!! den e worst PART was when we left..we couldn recognise any of each others' cars cuz all soooo LOOONG nv c each other liao..den all change cars (almost all of these new cars r champagne coloured) O.o..haehaehae C(X

im so not looking 4ward 2 2ml..most prob gonna rot @ home ;_; OYA!! i created (more like jie helped me..THX A MILLION!!) dis pw cuz me egg donor=mum read e last post n was like DAMN irri when she found out i gambled wif $ in class n dat zls scolded me..most of all, dat my language is horrendous C(X ahaha..like zls scolds me everyday kinda thing..cant imagine if she were find dat out *runs n hides in a corner* hmm..m i really DAT naughty?? i dont think so leh..EGG DONOR SUX!! =/ she doesn even allow me 2 pierce me ears..its juz 3 more HOLES oni cann??!! fuck her mann!! BLEAH..enough abt her *thinks happy thoughts n flies off wif peter pan* O.o..MIND U ITS PETER PAN..not e other peter!! -_________-" aiyaaaaaa..deres no happy thoughts 4 e moment ;_; holis really sux..HAIZZZ, gtg..egg donor ranting on n on n on n onnnnnnnn AGAIN!! plss DO pity me..im e oni child summore O.o

2004-10-30T15:03:00.000-07:00

heyy mei. e sec 1 yr has ended n i haf sum stuff to say to u...

u r a wondeful fren n u make me luff all e tym. thanx for makin np enjoyable n 4 bein eva so caring. sorri for bullyin u so much n givin u THE STARE all e tym but ur realli nice to bully (: thanx for everythin n oso 4 bein such a gr8 hist rep n tc...hope our frenship remains 4eva n dat we get into e same class nxt yr. lurve ya alwaes (:

jie lurves mei.

2004-10-30T01:31:00.000-07:00

GUESS WAT??!! (no..its not tiger time -___-") im tired of blogging liao..@ least not as fast as QUEK lah..juz created her own blog like 2 days b4 den cant be bothered 2 type liao cuz its not funn no more?? AWWWWWW..!! sho shad O.o ahaha..butt since im in a gd mood 2day...i've decided 2 blog dis really really LOOOONG entry 2 make up 4 e last 2 SHORT 1s C(X haehaehae..so rub ur eyes n get ready 2 fall asleep..=3

hmm..yest was kinda funn (i think) *blinks* bleah..cant really rmb much thou =3 b4 recess was STUCK in class wif boring old zls n she was talking abt me behavior AGAIN in front of e whole class AGAIN..WDV??!! im like soooooooo EXCITED shes NV EVAAAAA gonna be my teacher liao lor??!! *parties n screams like a mad ape* C(X ahaha...i dont mean e ape thing okaee!! hmm..den got pig in a wig's lesson n was forced 2 prac 4 2day's family n line dance com *nodds* like every1 was laughing rather den improving kinda thing lah...was really funny laughing @ e weirdos in class dance cann??!!! smt im really glad deir in our class if we were 2 treat dem as a form of so-called "entertainment" EWWWWWW..!!! dont think e gross type of entertainment hor..or not every1 will start 2 bully me AGAIN!! ;_; like im being bullied by ppl den every1 else thinks im e 1 hus more likely 2 bully e BEEEEG bullies hu r always bullying me..*blinks* ehhhhh..dont ask me wth i juz blabbed, cuz i obviously dunno too..!! WAHHHH!!! C(X haehaehae..

den was jee COCK's lesson n he had NTH BETTER 2 DO den 2 play some stooooopid film on buddha's life -____-" when every1 was like shitting on e floor in grps gambling rite in front of him kinda thing lor??!!! OMG..!! like we were throwing e coins all over e floor..FLASHING our assets (money i mean..mind u) C(X ahaha..!! den he didn even bother mann!! =3 like he trying 2 act nice izzit?? okaee..so he is nice, i hate 2 admit dat..@ least we still got 2 play black jack wif e 10 cents C(X *laughs retardedly* aft setting up e audio STUFFS..jee COCK took a chair n sat behind jie..watched our professional way of gambling in class in front of a teacher n said smt which i cant be bothered 2 rmb C(X so yar..all i noe is dat aft he left, it was dat irri form teacher's lesson AGAIN den every1 was afraid of getting caught so we prepared some paper n donkey cards beside us so dat when she enters..we would juz have 2 cover e money n POKER cards wif e paper n pick up e donkey cards n shout donkey @ niCOCK since she nv fails 2 lose any card game which she would initially claim 2b a pro @ it *laughs hysterically* C(X omg..im so evil, anyway she doesn read so nvm C(X btw..i still cant figure out y i always lose $ 1 lor..like i lost $1.50 in dat game..either jie or hh ate me $ ;_;

had pe b4 recess n luckily dat phee didn come..u should noe y lah (btw i wanted a pw 4 e blog is not ONI against him lah..egg donor was reading) den ms lim took over n chased all e ppl in e gym away so dat we could play captains BALL!! C(X ahaha..she laughed @ me when i had a weird attempt of trying 2 save e BALL fr getting out *pities meself* look..even teachers laugh @ me ;_; haehaheae..den yixin was being funny n went: NOOOOoooo...when e BALL was abt 2 fly in2 e oppo hoop C(X erm..den recess still cont playing cuz we were somehow addicted 2 gambling n wanted revenge C(X so yar..5 of our butts were STUCK on2 e ground 4 like dunno how many donkey yrs *nodds* haehaehae..den was praccticing e line dance n family dance thingy AGAIN..dunno y our class even bothers 2 put in effort, we r like obviously gonna lose kinda thing..wo3 bu4 da3 mei2 you3 ba3 wo4 de4 zhang4 C(X ahaha..den i cant rmb anything other den wasting time in e classrm playing weird STUFFS wif e deck of POKER cards (it was missing an A btw..explains y dere were so little ban3 lak4) aft clearing up e classrm =3 was n even clean @ all..HU CARES!! C(X

2day is a wonderful yet sad day..last day of sch as a sec1 ;_; WHEE..!! no more e youngest liao..aiya im juz looking on e bright side of THINGS lah *rejoices* ahaha..den was in class kinda early O.o..went 2 e toilet almost immediately aft reaching sch 2 change n went in2 e cubicle which e hope gal hu performed as e 'republic of CHINA!!' official in e mulan skit came out fr..was laughing 2 myself C(X ahaha retarded me =3 *proud* haehaehae..den prac 4 e stoooopid thingy AGAIN..n went 2 e hall straight away, sat AROUND e hall so can c every1 dancing fr EVERY direction O.O...OMIGOSH!!! like im standing rite @ e back wif jie cann??!!! den e ppl shitting behind gonna look (or even STARE) @ our butts..like CHAO EMBARRASSING MANN!! all e 22 classes in sec 1 n 2 performed in pairs so every1 had 2 SUFFER in silence as we all watch e SAME thing over n over n over n over n over againnnnn 4 TEN TIMES!!! *faints* e beginning was still bearable cuz hh jie n meself were making funn of e ppl's actions C(X ahaha...was evil lah, wat 2 do..dey r juz so funny!! *laughs retardedly* den i got addicted 2 e PART of e song which goes "whispers in e trees" AHHHHHAHAHA..!! den niCOCK n alyssa was addicted 2 "sex in e sea"...damn bian tai lor??!! every1 shitting ard kept singing along 2gether when those PARTS of e song came..oso got another PART was "when e child is borned" den hh n i was like: OWAEEEE OWAEEEEEE..!! *does cradle action @ e same time* was really funny..den i decided 2 have a WOOOing com wif jie n jie claims she has small lung capicity which explains e bronchitis C(X so yar..I WON!! *proud* ahaha..den was our turn 2 perform (3rd last class) wasn even nervous or wdv..juz so embarrassed when dat lu n jasmin took a video of us all dancing..den lu juz told me dey zoomed in abt 100 plus times in2 really bian tai PARTS lor??!!! EWW EWWWW EWWWWWWWW..!! *pukes* i dont fwen da jie liao *sticks out tongue* C(X ahaha..cant imagine if i were 2 even dance in front of ANY of me pri sch fwens lor!! dey'll most prob faint cann??!! *nodds* saw sally dance RITE IN FRONT..so kukuated mann!! kept laughing n laughing..ahaha!! =3

enough abt dat..e rest of it was BOOOOOORING!! C(X went back 2 class n played majong (aft changing dat is) all thru recess until 12..won once ONI..e rest of us oso won once except jie cuz she won e rest=part time gambler *shakes head* tsktsk..so young yet so EXPOSED!! C(X ahaha..went 2 e hall 4 e elections results n deBRIEF..e sec4 gave dis really gross looking sculpture 2 e sch mann!! dere were twists STICKING out lor..!! AHAHA..!! den played WOOOOing com again when e verdict was read =3 isabella AU is head prefect n TAMMY is head monitor!! *rejoices* tammy was such a pai gia last time lor??!! n look..shes e head monitor thx 2 e toilet paper idea *laughs retardedly* C(X she admitted she failed her sec1 yr n was forced 2 sign some weird contract wif e sch so dat she can remain if she were 2 pass e exams e next time round..her belt used 2b lower den her butt O.o..ahaha =3 den hh was being her usual retarded self n tilted her head side 2 side when we were competing e WOOOing thingy again as e results were out..WOOed all e board ppl even thou i couldn recognise most of dem *blinks* so yar..JIE LOST!! =3 den every1 was looking @ us when we did e WOOOOO woo woo woo *does head actions 2gether* ahaha..DAMN HILARIOUS CANN??!! like every1 kept staring @ us when we scream n scream C(X ahaha..kinda retarded now recalling =3 haehaehae..kept demostrating 2 every1 we met den dey laugh like siao..ahaha C(X

was np next..went 2 e canteen 4 a slice of pizza wif jie =3 den changed n went 2 e np rm 2 report attendence..guess wat??!! ct maam was like scolding us cuz we didn report wif more details -____-" had 2 rush thru everything n nat got lu so irri wif e fone batt thingy..aiya misunderstanding lah..wdv??!! hmm..ran 2 e other np rm 2 ban1 huo4 in e end rained n..*TADA!!* had change in2 half u 4 drills aft activity started abt half an hr oni lor??!! BLEAH!! C(X den had 2 run pass 4 of our classmates in HALF U!!! *hides face* den e worst PART is when every1 say im kuku looking..unlike jie hus okaee O.o...ahaha, den dere was dis jk abt father beret sticking out during drills C(X haehaehae...laughed SOOOO much cann??!! cant rmb everything..juz dat drills really damn slack thx 2 tammy n manchi maams *grins broadly* =3 den had sqd INTERACTION again...we addicted 2 interactions liao mann!! C(X AHHHHAHAH..n its announced 2 e whole sqd dat lu jie n meself r e bian tai-est ppl in e sqd..isn dat like obvious enough?? C(X laughed a whole lot more especially when we stepped on each others boobs n was asked 2 help each other polish eaach other's boobs C(X OMG MANN!! hmm..sum1 suddenly planted a fart bomb when we were laughing so yar..laughed HARDER lah!! den when doing yang tinggi dat time..yt's voice was too soft, so xw told her she was too SOFT!! *laughs hysterically* den we were allowed 2 laugh 4 abt 5 mins so we made gd use of our time C(X laughed alr den calm down..den cont laughing until e maams got fedup so really calmed down, butt not long aft..we start laughing @ smt else all over again..NP ROX!! *_* ahaha..

OYA!!! almost 4gotten e mostest importantest thing!! LU CUT HER HAIRRRRR..!! C(X ahhhhhahaha!! was like chao funny lor??!! couldn stop laughing when xw n tammy maam were fondling wif her hair cuz e beret juz couldn fit her hairer C(X OMIGOSH CANN??!!! dammit hilaroius i tell u..*blinks innocently* =3

2004-10-27T19:19:00.000-07:00

didn really felt like blogging BUTT..wwat e heck i have NTH else 2 do!!! hmm..shall play safe nowadays cuz as u noe..a certain teacher tagged me board -____-" its kinda 70% really him kinda thing so yar..WDV!! C(X 2day can be counted a funn butt @ e same time, e emotional level in class was running kinda high..cuz i was being irri, i admit i made A HELL LOT of noise butt its not entirely my fault rite..like hu likes having loud vocals n kana scolding ALL e time when most of these times..im not e oni 1 talking kinda thing..getting shushed @ sooo many times isn a v nicee feeling okaee..hmm, nvm..ppl wont understand ;_;

morn was e usuals..butt ass was kinda demoralising *nodds* like every1 noes wat happened so shan make meself unhappy all over again O.o..ahaha..IM HYPER!! lalala..ARGHHHHH!!! dammit im pissed =/ shitified cann??!! really cant stand some ppl nowadays lor..in fact i cant stand ALOT of ppl *rejoices* hmm..nvm dis is qi4 hua4 =3 den had e stooooopid chi story intro thingy thingy..was kinda boring thou...alot of crap so shan elaborate *blinks*

erm..den recess, did e survey thingy @ e sec4 classrm =3 DEY DIDN GIVE CHOCS!! unfair..cuz wt said she did e survey b4 den received chocs aft completion C(X aiya..wasted, den bought boobs n dashed 2 drama studio ALONE!! ;_; wdv..den was e e.lit. mini drama competition C(X charity's performance really rox lor??!! like obviously dey gonna win lidat..justice, purity n grace had really gd scripts *nodds* not like me pathetic class =x WHEEEE..!! cant wait 2 change class next yr mann!! C(X erm..lu was like chao funny lor??!!! like she was wearing dis CHAO mini dress..den EVERY1 was laughing like dammit loud, so so soooooo funny cann??!! hmm..kept laughing @ all e classes actresses...C(X dunno how 2 elaborate so yar..anyway every1 watched wat?? -________-"

den charity won so yar..WELL DESERVED!! *paDs* =3 haehaehae..erm..remained in class aft dat n played another style of snap wif 2 decks of cards O.o..den laighed like siao...DAMN hilarious cann??!!! onyu=zhao1 cai2 mao1 C(X AHHHHAHAHA..!! den left lah..DUHH!! =3 hmm..OYA!! charity did e old boobs collection advertisement during ass.. was laughing like siao on specs stand =3 ahaha..den dey kept saying dunno wat: bury e boobs n let it decompose so dat nutrients can return 2 e soil -_____________-" haehaehae..

kk short n sweet post =3 cant crap liao..blablabla C(X

2004-10-26T20:05:00.000-07:00

WHEEEE..!! 2day is a FRUSTRATING plus funny day, doesn quite make sense butt...HU CARES??!!! i myself oso dont quite make sense so yar..IM NOT MAKING ANY SENSE HERE!! *rejoices* C(X hmm..beginning of e day totally sux cuz i was practically ALOOOOONE..y izzit lidat every morn?? ;_; WDV!! den..had 2 stay in class 4 ass. cuz raining n rj happened 2 come 2 me class...(e both of us r ALWAYS bored b4 ass.) erm..was walking ard e balcony den suddenly heard e person over e pa system say sedia n OBVIOUSLY we didn have time 2 go back 2 class so stood outside =3 den if im not wrong..mrs chan saw C(X ahaha..was kinda retarded lah!!

hmm..den had 2 go mprer 4 hist lessons n guess wat?? (i noe deres nth 2 guess lah..butt juz pei4 he2) WE WATCHED MOVIEEE..!! was some n16 war film which was like reallieeeee violent even i thought it was gross O.o *blinks* den dere wasn any space, as usual, @ e diligence place so e 5 of us (onyu desiree yimin xun n meself) had 2 sit @ e back which was like CHAOOO spacious..kept stretching me legs =3 erm..onyu threw xun's shoe 2 e butt of e gal in front btw C(X den e movie wasn v EXCITING..except 4 e PART when dis retarded soldier (most prob lubecca's bro) was walking left 2 rite, rite 2 left..n picked up dis DISCONNECTED arm n placed it on2 e dead soldier *pukes* DAMN GROSS lor??!!! den another soldier's rite leg was bombed n blood spewed everywhere..EWWWWW cann??!! C(X hmm..den ms keh gave us holi hw n i did e 1st pg on e spot (it consisted of 1 mcq q) *proud* =3 AHAHA..!! den was asked 2 collect e class's hist exam paper fr her in e staff rm aft e movie..den went n came back 2 class n guess wat AGAIN?? =3 stooooooooooopid zls juz HAD 2 pick on me ankle socks =/ like DAMMIT LAH??!!! as if e rest of e class v guai lidat lah..kk so dey r..butt still, she doesn have 2b prejudiced AGAINST me lor??!!! yi min oso...so long as its fr e grp of us she'll happily rant a whole LOT of crap abt e socks lah, belt lah, sleeve lah, button lah...LIKE WDV??!!!! as if we would listen 2 her nagging lor..NAG NAG NAG!! =/ nag @ me in front of e class thinking im embarrassed...AS IF IM??!! im like SOOO used 2 it liao lor..last yr oso always lidat, juz dat she claims im a guai gia @ e beginning of e yr..how FUNNY bleah..!!

erm..den was her nagging session once AGAIN!! hmm..stayed in class 4 a while n did NTH except play cards =3 getting funner n funner as e days pass cuz e class starting 2 become a gambling den liao..C(X ahaha..!! every1 got tired of playing e usual stress, snap, dai ti n cheat liao..so i suggested playing black jack using 10 cents as bet *laughs reatrdedly* n guess wat??!! JIE OSO THOUHT OF E EXACT SAME THING..when she played wif her grp of fwens dat is *nodds* so yar..dere we were, 2 grps of ppl unknowingly playing e exact same thing in class thruout e whole recess *blinks* haehaehae..so yar, found out later when zls set foot in2 class 2 check on us =3 (she confiscated sutz's cards btw..not noticing us n jie's ppl playing too when she was like rite in front of us..BLIND!!) i was like telling dem 2 keep deir coins cuz we were sitting nearer 2 e door =3 den we didn use e coins so weren franticalling like dem C(X instead we wrote e score down 1st den settle e $ issue when e game ends..smart ehhh?? =3 *chi ching!!* hmmm..oya, guess wat?? C(X I LOST 90 CENTS 2 ONYU..!! ;_; didn noe 90 cents meant so much 2 me O.o ahaha..wdv lah, jie won $3 fr her side cuz she was banker *jealous* nearly wanted 2 steal her $ 2 pay off me depts *blinks* den e stooooopid idiot had 2 go all out n call me outta class..we had juz finished voting 4 e head monitor n head prefect btw (hh n jie kept laughing n laughing non-stop lor..especially when jaslene asked hh 4 her boobs den e 2 of dem squat down side by side, 2gether on e drain outside e classrm like shitting lidat, plus i was utterly humiliated when we were voting n hh sat on e floor laughing like an ah siao in front of e sec3s) C(X

den seet n pan saw hh jie n meself strolling @ e LOOONG bench n wanted us 2 run an errand..in e end i was scolded YET AGAIN..cuz i was sooooooo unlucky 2 have me leg band outta e sock =/ BLEAH!! pulled it off (i still have 2 more in e socks!!) C(X den was asked 2 take off me badge 4 nth..den those 2 teachers juz couldn resist butt 2 tell zls abt dat incident of low socks juz cuz diligence ppl r supposed 2b guai..den dis was when i was called outta class =/ zls thinks i can do magic n get a new pair of socks within a day leh??!!! WDV LAH!!! summore ask me get my scissors wanting 2 chop my socks off @ e LOOONG bench in front of like soooo many ppl??!!! (she obviously didn in e end) ARGHHHHHHH!!! den she was like ranting on n on n ooooon!!! den i left n it was yimin's turn, she damn poor thing lor??!! her chi bad not her fault rite?? @ least she did put in e effort 2 study...still wanna call her parents on e spot =/ thruout e whole e.lit. play rehearsal yi min was STUCK outside wif HER..n she still so cheapskate made yimin use her own hp 2 call..ARGHHHH!! *pities* still dare brag abt how god dammit rich she is..bleah =/

OMG..!! O.O..i didn noe i could scold so much crap *proud* hmm..den was e e.lit. thingy lah, kinda pathetic..even hh wasn funny C(X ehhh..sushi commented dat banana was a chimpanzee look-alike passer-by C(X *laughs reatrdedly* den blablabla..went 2 e hall 4 nth den tried playing card games butt e prefects disallowed so no choice..1 of e prefects was really lame thou, she went: can u pls keep e cards?? n dont think i dunno ur gonna take it out aft i leave *leaves den comes back shortly aft* AH HUH!! still dont keep??!! C(X haehaehae..den we gave up n played murderer instead...played 2 or 3 times den time was up -____-" waste time dere oni lor?? hmm..went 2 e canteen wif e usual np ppl..dunno y we went dere in e 1st place..neither of us bought anything =3

drills was kinda dead 2day, compared 2 e usuals lah..hmm..partly cuz 9 ppl didn turn up *rejoices* =3 den marched n marched den dunno wat happened n every1 started 2 get tickled by every1 else's laughter n even e ncos laugh @ us C(X butt as e laughing cont, dey got irritated..understandable, so dey told us 2 calm down 1st den send sum1 2 tell dem when we calmed down *nodds* O.o..den i went: *raises hand* maam..we've calmed down..n every1 starts laughing all over AGAIN C(X kinda retarded ONI lah..=3 hmm..den dey gave up n let us have a mini sqd INTERACTION time C(X AHAHA..!! den kept laughing still..dey were really pissed liao..we tried 2 get serious butt apparently its ALWAYS impossible so yar..dey were asking us if we wanted 2 noe more abt dem..den lu jie n meself thought dirty n xw was like: e 3 of u..dont think dirty *laughs hysterically* den suddenly mr lee POP out fr dunno where n e 3 of us started laughing UNCONTROLLABLY..like really DAMN funny cann??!! i think our laughing caught his attention cuz he started walking 2wards us..den we laughed even louder lah!! when he stopped rite behind me..i laughed soooo hard until my stomach numb, no sound came out n my whole body vibrating liao...was DAT funny @ dat point of time lor??!! C(X e worst PART was..he looked @ lu n i n called my name out in front of every1 cann??!!! damn embarrassing mann!! *hides face* C(X like his best SERVICE awardee was in front of him, he didn even call..pian pian call me 4 wat??!! *dies of embarrassment* den we greeted him in e formal way n he was kinda shocked *laughs hysterically* C(X he blabbed some nonsense, wat: im juz passing by..didn expect a greeting, r u ppl having a meeting?? -____-" den he walked off n hopped in2 his car which lu nv knew he had any in e 1st place..den he waved @ us as he drove pass...none of us waved back btw C(X AHAHA..!! he like not throw face 1 leh?? OMG CANN??!! *laughs hysterically* hmm..really pity justice 4 having such a retard as form teacher..not as if zls any better lidat lah!! C(X haehaehae..

so yar..went back 2 drills again, dis time in e rain n wif e track ppl looking @ us *hides face* den e maams kept on blocking our way when we were marching den some ppl will over-march n end up marching backwards like sum1 C(X CHAOO LAME!! den we'll all laugh..especially nat, WAH!! she laughs like DAMN loud lor?? den yang tingi is still e funniest cuz ppl either vibrate when shouting or laugh or run sound C(X den once..i shouted @ quite a high pitch n e whole row of ppl were vibrating like siao wif nat laughing e loudest=UNBEATABLE CHAMP!! C(X ahaha..den jie was saying timing somehow thruout n kept laughing n laughing...so every1 got confused wif e footing n yar u guessed it..every1 laughed AGAIN!! i was timer 4 awhile cuz xw thought dat jie was tired when she was actually laughing -___-" den i made every1 even MORE confused...even i myself didn even noe wat i was timing O.o..ahaha!! C(X zong3 er2 yan2 zhi1..e drills @ e corridor was e FUNNIEST cuz we met alot of OBSTACLES..eg. dustbin, suggestion box, pillars, e maams n even mr tay when he walked outta e toilet C(X AHHHHAHAHA..!! omg omg omg omg..*calms down* ahaha..!! =3 den alot more laughing when xw PURPOSELY make us gerak 5 times left, 5 times rite, 5 times left, 5 times rite n blablabla cuz e huge dustbin was like rite in front of me n i have 2 move 4ward backward n sideways..ALL @ E SAME TIME!! -___-" hmm..was funny thou, laughed @ meself lah..=3

went 2 e canteen 4 drinks..met ps maam den laughed abit den xw suddenly POP outta no where n we laughed even heartier C(X AHAHA!! den every1 left n lu longpang me car 2 yck mrt...now shes complaining of a headache, cold, fever n lots more..think she cant go 2 sch O.o...better get well thou *hugs* shes 48kg n shes proud of it btw...(she forced me 2 write abt dis OBVIOUS LIE) C(X haehaehae..OYA!!! 2ml got some prize prsentation 4 me so yar..U PPL READING BETTER CHEER 4 MEEEE..!! C(X ahaha..is dis threaten?? O.o ahaha..kk im egoistic n its all lu's fault cuz as u noe..shes e 1 dat possesses all e bad genes in e family C(X

WOOOOOW..!! LOOOOONG sia...haehaehae *proud* =3 (dis post has been edited slightly cuz of certain reasons..less vulgarities, cuz its bad 4 ppl's virgin eyes) C(X

2004-10-25T19:20:00.000-07:00

HAIZ..!! its such a BOOOOOOORRRRRRING day..shan elaborate much *nodds* really CHAO boring cann??!! like e whole day rotting n decomposing on e floor...kept shitting on e grd thruout n dying fr anti-laughter ;_; hmm...IM HYPER!! lalala..!! *acts hyper* C(X

hmm..morn 1st thing was like erm..NTH!! tried 2 occupy meself n fondled wif me fone den dunno wat happened liao..erm den HIST LESSONS SUX!! jee COCK really REALLY canNOT teach lor..summore is teach a whole student BODY leh..he tried 2 catch our attention by giving e whole sec1 level a CHAO cheeeeeeeapskate marshmallow (SOFT sweet) each, inez MUST have 4go-ed seth's goodies *nodds* im soooooo smart!! C(X nth funny @ all btw..unless u include e 'PUSH' n 'PULL' thingy lah..=3 e magic show was like DAMNNNNNNNN stoooooopid lor...went outside 4 a breather *blinks*

erm..den recess was kinda boring too blablabla..den was erm, e fucking chi talk thingy..zls KEPT staring @ desiree onyu yimin xun n meself lor??!!! den still gossip wif dat ong shan shan...SOOOOOO happy next yr changing class liao cann??!!! hmm..really died lor??!!! jie n yixin were called 2 ans some stoooooopid china related q by dat freaking woman hu OSO scolded me: EHHH!! qing3 zhu4 yi4! *does shush finger* WDV LAH??!!! arghhhhh..damn pissed now (dis might be e v few posts dats not funny @ all so juz bear wif it) *blinks* C(X

den hh kept laughing @ e pole dance issue AGAIN!! den now got new jk liao..abt lubecca n e tutu -____-" chao wu liao lah..even char was laughing @ me *runs 2 a corner n hides* BLEAH!! hmm..nth liao..WAT A NICEEEEEE DAY!! =/

kk..den reached home n everyTHING was back 2 normal BUTT still kinda affected by e boringness of sch 2day so yar..wdv!! xw kept insisting lu n i r les..like EWWWWWWWWW!! summore accidentally send me a msg meant 4 lu, say wat: dream of u kissing krys lor. so sweeeet hor ur nco. y ur suddenly tok bout u molesting her? crazy eh! despo ah. eya. tink ur reallie les eh. -_________-" OMG!! soooooo gross cann??!!! i do NOT noe lu anymore..C(X n erm..nth liao..u might find my day terrible..butt honestly..IT SUX E 19TH LEVEL OF HELL OUTTA MEEEEE..!! *slams table* arghhhh..!! O.o..ahaha weird me =3 wanted 2 try smt diff in sch butt turned out horrendous so yar..gonna switch back 2 me usual self 2ml cuz its suckiness is far beyond my CONTROL..*blinks* (u might not understand wat im crapping..butt fear not cuzzzz, I OSO DUNNO WAT IM BLABBERING!!) WHEE..!! u understand means u understand..u dont understand den OBVIOUSLY 4get it lah..DUHH!! =3

HEYY!! dis is kinda e SHORTest post EVA!! must be a whole lot easier 2 read C(X

2004-10-24T22:35:00.000-07:00

haehaehae...i noe its kinda late 2 blog abt sat's np activity BUTT i really too bz nowadays liao..ahaha C(X hmm..shall talk abt 2day 1st cuz its a million times easier, so here goes: spend e whole aftnoon (cuz i woke late again..so DID nth in e morn) over e fone n eyes fixed on e tiwie, was watching all e mtvs i could get my hands on...sang along wif e 5566 concert thingy...DONT COMPLAIN MY SINGING SUX..cuz it obviously isn, i have a melodious voice u noe O.o ahaha *pukes* C(X den wenta have dinner @ dis food court in a newly opened shopping centre in punggol *nodds* ate chicken chop n half e chicken was stolen by my cousin when i turned ard 2 look 4 my parents -____-" n yar..dats it!! =3

hmm...here comes e diff PART 2 blog abt..np activity was kinda rocky butt tired @ e same time, was toooooooo tired fr laughing @ certain ppl in e sqd during drills esp..cuz most of e 8hrs in sch was taken up by SEVERE drills prac 4 e oncoming 3rd class on 19th oct (same day as results day leh..DIEEEEE!!! ;_;) SHITIFIED cann??!! erm..1st THING when every1 arrived in e canteen, all changed in2 full u n e toilet was squashed like sardines...luckily i came slightly earlier so wasn 1 of e sardines C(X ahaha...crapped in e canteen 4 a while as we wore e beret n booBs =3 den alot of ppl walked pass lor??!! n ma PURPOSELY walk over 2 jie n i when we were like OBVIOUSLY avoiding her...e full u was retarded looking, so can u imagine HOWWW retarded lubecca looks??!!!! C(X AHAHA!! den had MUSTARD parade =3 nearly tripped over e carpark lot HOLES *nodds* chao holey cann?? den ms ng 4GOTTENNNNNN 2 buy our CP badges so deres still nth on our CHESTS of e full u juz yet ;_; SHOOOO SHAD..O.o

den dashed 2 e np rm n changed in2 pt kit..e ppl offed e lights butt was like TOTALLY useless cuz its so early in e morn n e sun was shining brightly so yar..can c each others' half naked *hides face* ahaha..sum ppl might think its gross butt its kinda okaee *laughs reatrdedly* den had pt, didn use e 16 newspaper BALLS we scrunched up b4 activity..sho shad *nodds* didn noe its purpose anyway =3 den played throw-e-BALLS-in-e-same-order thingy..was kinda lame, not meaningful @ all unless u count e 60 plus jumping jacks we did C(X hmm..lu wasn feeling great *blinks* thought was her toe's prob..turned out 2b stomach cram (she told me dat aft i told xw) -____-" shes raining btw =x OPPSIEE..i meant 2 say dat C(X ahaha..!! erm..den ran abt 5 rounds of e track, seemed like a million rounds thou O.o..kk not funny, IM NOT LAUGHING!!! C(X ahaha..kk -__-" played captains BALL butt i dont wish 2 elaborate cuz im a sore loser n me grp LOST!! =/ all lu's fault cuz shes too tall!!! (was supposed 2b in e same grp wif jie n lu butt xw PUEPOSELY change) *sticks out tongue* hmm..den got in2 grps using e number-urself method *nodds* my grp OBVIOUSLY had e worstest brains ard cuz we oni ans 1 pathetic q when jie's grp ans 6 if im not wrong *dies in humiliation* butt den again..e qs were stoooooopid so dat makes us SMARTTTTTT heyheyhey!! =3 eg. wat do u use 2 lock e car steering wheel?? i said 'steering wheel lock' pleasantly loud den jie ans wif dat n got 2 points *blinks* it happened within a sec, i didn noe wat was going on den every1 started laughing retardedly *confused* n jie, u sure u didn hear me say e ans..cuz u said in ur blog u thought of e ans, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!! ahaha..*grins broadly* so in e end kana last team 2 "choose" e circuit, wasn all DAT bad lah..2nd team 2 finish C(X kept laughing n giggling abt SMT we did butt unfortunately i cant disclose here so TOO BAD!! if u noe den..CONGRATS!! =3

hmm..was 1st aid up next, found an unlock classrm...sho shad couldn climb over e window ;_; uh huh..den sat in an eLOOOONGated circle=oval -___-" n den maam started intro some lotions n bandages..volunteers were asked 2 me MODELS 4 e bandaging n guess hu was e 1st 2 volunteer??!!! its none other den..LUBECCA!!! *pops balloons* O.o..ahaha, she kept smilinf 2 herself cann??!!! den dere was e usual haehaehae..den e next thing we knew aft much laughing, her hand was erm..bandaged?? *blinks* kk den was vivien..she kana bandaged her arm den was usuing e triangle 1...she kept laughing n shrugging her shoulder cuz teck wai maam (howeva u spell IT) was molesting her C(X ahaha..was supposed 2 tie e knot @ e collar bone mah..=3 den e moment arrived dere was no more volunteers n u noe how irri e maams get wif us when we dont volunteer..so *TADA!!* xw called me name cuZ i was laughing too loudly -___-" HEYY!!! its not my fault my vocals r so loud k..as if i like getting scolded by every1 4 dat lidat lah..;_; im tortured *sobs* ANYWAYYYY..my foot kana bandaged n e 1 getting tortured was teck wai maam so yar..PITY HERRRR!! =3 ahaha..den lu was called up twice cuz her laughing was really TOO excessive liao tsktsk..C(X bandaged e head n dunno which other PART liao..stm getting e hang of me AGAIN!! so yar..tried out ourselves =3

den changed in2 half u n had 45 mins of drills prac b4 e mock 3rd class drills test cuz we gonna have test on 19th nov (same day as results day cann??!!! shitified day mann!!! n its like 26 days away oni lor?? haiz...its gonna really suck ;_; ANYWAYYY..where was i, oya..den e damn sun was really HOT (found out me cjeeks was burning red when i got home) yar..den suffered fr excessive laughter *nodds* cant rmb any now cuz oni rmb e 1s aft lunch C(X so i shall fast 4ward 2 aft lunch (ate a pathetic hotdog n 2 CUPS of milo btw =3) erm..YANG TINGI ROX!! ahaha...confirm sure laugh wheneva we bilang cuz ALWAYS got sum1 or 2 run sound (direct translation) 1 lor??!! den joy n meself will get praised 4 e v 1st time v being loud *proud* ahaha..!! den lu's stran of hair was mistaken as e beret tail by both e ncos C(X *laughs hysterically* was like CHAO funny mann!! dere we were standing like status den every1 starts vibrating aft mich maam made dat comment n found out it was actually her hair!! C(X AHAHA..!! den joy marched weirdly (i've always known dat as u can c in my prevoius post) n dere was a trival misunderstanding n blablabla..OYA!! e mock test thingy was wif some sec2s n it was like HORRIBLE lor??!! jie was 1st choice 4 timer thx 2 me recommendation n i was 2nd so u should noe how e story went..i xian4 hai4 her *evil laugh* C(X so yar..both ous throats went dry butt i had mt milo 2 save me =3 *grins broadly* made couple of mistakes when i took over jie hu OSO made 2 couple of mistakes so..GD LUCK 2 OUR 3RD CLASS TEST!! C(X btw ct maam said more den half e sqd failed e mock test *rejoices* WHEEE..!!

kk it was knots n lashings prac aft dat..seems like me bowline has ALWAYS been wrong all dis while *laughs reatrdedly* n jie taught me (more like she do i c) ahaha..den blablabla, wasn funny so i skip skip skip..den ms ng told us 2 c e pizza which e sec3s cooked using e dutch oven method n e 1st attempt resulted in a piece of biscuit -____-" yar..was sucessful on e 2nd experiment *rejoices* ahaha..den ms ng announced dat she was leaving @ e end of e yr..heard a couple of HUHHHH??!!! den saw shocked faces (nearly typed faeces) AHAHA..!! C(X i wasn shocked cuz im constantly updated thru xw's blog *blinks* butt still kinda sad cuz e among e teachers in charge, shes e oni 1 dat noes e existance of krystal *nodds* dis doesn include foo kit, hes juz a useless officer..oni noe how 2 play BALL wif his fwens C(X haehaehae..n e day ended wif every1s' body aching fr head 2 toe..SERIOUSLY TOE MANN!! =3

2004-10-22T19:47:00.000-07:00

suddenly had dis URGE 2 blog..haehaehae C(X didn wanna @ 1st..wat 2 do?? im juz weird *proud* hmm...not say 2day is a v niceeee day lidat lah...@ least got laugh *nodds* hmm..cant rmb how e day started out..OHHHH!!! went ard e classes 2 remind np ppl 2 go np rm order POP fotos den erm, went straight 2 e hall 4 e prize presentation..oni recall IT being really BOOOOOORING =3 ahaha..kept immi lubecca n rpo thou C(X lubecca was doing dis dunno wat butterfly thingy thingy wif her hands O.o AHAHA!!! chaoooooo retarded cann?? *laughs hysterically* den made a short trip back 2 class JUZZZZ 2 take pen (hh cant tell e diff between pen n pants) n yar...went back 2 e hall n scribbled some stoooooopid, time wasting n hand muscle exercising survey thingy..den came e retarded PART, mr foo (hu speaks e horriblest engalis EVA!!) was announcing dat e whole sch is gonna get painted wif e weirdest colours 1 could EVA imagine..RED!!! ewwww ewwwwwww EWWWWWWWW..!!! (dont ask me specify wat red..i dunno how 2 spell, butt i noe its kinda orangie) =3

recess..went straight 2 e np rm aft laughing soooo much @ foo C(X den stood outside like idiots blocking e whole corridor ahaha..no1 was willing 2 stand in front -____-" den finally went in2 e rm n e 1st thing dat caught lu jie n my attention was a certain somebody's pic!! C(X AHAHA!! was god dammit funny cann??!! laughed soooo much until nearly tear..den xw was like staring n told e 3 of us 2 stop laughing..butt we couldn CONTROL!!! really was like damn funny lor?? C(X den left aft a while, returned 2 class n play dai ti wif onyu yimin xun n desiree..ONYU KEPT ON GETTING E 2s!!!!!!!! C(X so unfair...she kept winning, in fact she was e ONI 1 dat won -___-" *hides face* yimin juz started learning how 2 play n was quite gd 4 e 1st try *paDs* ahaha..=3

left 4 e dunno wat "back home aft sch" (or smt lidat) show in aircon rm...e teacher like didn specify so jo tien hh jie n i kept following e crowd n walk walk walk...all e way in2 e drama studio *laughs reatrdedly* went in den felt smt strange..ALL WERE SEC2s O.o ahaha..den dashed out embarrassed n made our way 2 mprer...was alr late liao..so juz shitted @ dis pathetic corner...e gal in front had dis GIGANTIC head @ least a million times bigger den jie's lor??!! so can u imagine how BEEEEG izzit??!!! O.O e whole screen kana blocked lor..had 2 shit in dis weird position...neck almost broke C(X e show was kinda fake in e beginning BUTT aft e PART when e lili got molested, hh n i started 2 pay attention 2 e film haehaehae..=3 was really gross lor?? alot of violence *nodds* den e pooooooor lili was raped like 4 or 5 times beside dis toilet hole tsktsk..gang rape *imagined how it was really like* EWWWWW!!! C(X den keh n sushi (hate her mann!!) was telling us some personal EXPERIENCE den hh n i kept laughing n laughing, jie got irri, alot of STARES...even evetor was shushing us ;_; BULLY!! bleah..den left n blablabla..

DRILLS!! kinda sucky when juz started off, e berhenti was okaee wat??!!! kept doing n doing so malu cann??!! summore was correct leh...wats wrong wif mine??!!! nv had prob 1 leh..ANYWAY, when it cont got funnier n funnier...marched wif e sj ppl @ e other side..exchanged some stares =3 den manyu was like toppling backwards when we keblakan @ e slope C(X ahaha...joy marches REALLIEEE funnily cann??!! kept shaking her butt making me laugh =3 ahaha..den jie was timer aft a while n she kept laughing away..1 PART she laughed too much she couln say e timing, later lubecca was timer n she spoke thru her nose so was really retarded *nodds* i was timer next den oso laughed ALOT den once..e timing was trembling along wif my laughter, butt every1 else was laughing along so it was 2gether *grins broadly* AHAHA!! e yang tingi was e rockiest mann!! kept bilanging den lu's voice was outta tune once n every1 was vibrating in a row cann??!! must have really looked weird when e ncos wanted e middle person erm..in e middle?? O.o ahaha wdv...yar, den every1 was PUSHing each other 2 e left like caterpillar lidat *blinks* ahaha..den xw said semular n every1 moved back 2 e rite -________-" *laughs hysterically* was supposed 2 go back 2 e position b4 lor??!! ahaha!! yar..den me n joy had e loudest voice *proud* butt not surprising...my vocals r useful @ times sia..!! althou most of e time it gets me in2 trouble ;_; aiya..heck care, every1 was shouting as loud as possible..den some ppl's voice 'walk sound' (direct translation) =3 damn funni cann??!!! was vibrating in e straight row C(X ahaha..

yar..den dismissed aft some1 admired our shoes n xw told us 2 bring newspapers 4 e 16 newspaper BALLS we r supposedly gonna play wif during pt 2ml C(X activity is like 8-4 cann??!!! O.o...dunno whether will survive anot lor?? hmm...hope its funn!! =3 den gonna get our v 1st badge 4 crime prevention during MUSTARD parade C(X haehaehae..we haven even get our nametags yet leh..tsktsk, so COCK out 1..=x

2004-10-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

ehhhh..dunno since when started 2 have dis habit of blogging once every 2 days *blinks* kinda comes naturally haehaehae..C(X bleah, i cant rmb wat we had b4 recess yest...juz noe dat it was smt BORRRRRRING since i dont have any impression of IT *nodds* hmm...den lu say she wanna go 4 e cheng rai (howeva u spell it) trip..ITS $700 U RICH TAI TAI!!! C(X i oso wanna go since she doesn have any1 2 go wif n would go if i go... (her mum is SHOOO nicee, I LUV HER MARMIEE!!) juz dat im really confident egg donor wont allow...den found out yimin oso wanna go, so yar...gonna attempt asking her =3 *hopes 4 e best*

den recess hanged out wif rj AGAIN..aft playing some guess-e-song-aft-hh-writes-e-lyrics-on-e-board game C(X was really lame...TOTALLY not surprising @ all since hh was e 1 writing *nodds* yar..den saw e charity ppl vote 4 e best actress 4 e role of robber in e e.lit. thingy...HEYYYYYY!!!! I RMB WAT WE DID LIAO!!!! (as in e activity b4 recess so dont think wai1) *laughs retardedly* was in mprer discussing e.lit. thingy den laughed quite a bit @ e 3 retards, went back 2 class n found meself in POPS 4 e competition which our class is obviously gonna lose *rejoices* gonna throw more face by den..erm, den discussed summore n died =3 kk back 2 e charity voting thingy...was DAMN funny mann!! alot of lame STUFFS coming fr e quiet ppl O.O ahaha...dat angelina or smt lidat was being lame as e robber n snatched jaslene's hp...n commented: ITS NOT UR FONE!! its my hand my fone!! -_____-" really kuku when jas was kneeling on e floor 2 beg 4 her fone back..haehaehae C(X

den had cca briefing...e UGs all squeezed in2 lower concourse, was stoooopid cuz kept gathering in2 ur own comms. den gather as unit n comms. again n blablabla...wasn all laughters thou, jasline n mich maams kept staring @ peach mei, jie n meself cuz we were laughing @ STUFFS *blinks innocently* den lubecca went 2 e wrong grp @ 1st n scared e hell outta watermelon, char, shiyun, pauline, peach, jie n i *shivers* cant imagine if she were 2 be in dis grp..AHHHHHHHH!! i rather die mann!! C(X den was kinda quiet...werid thou, except 4 a couple of GIG GIG GIG lah..=3 den decided on building a swing (izzit??) erm...ANYWAY..peach suggested dat n jasline maam's 1st reaction was: butt deres no trees -___-" well..im juz scared if im kana chosen 2 swing e swing O.o ahaha...me butt sure zhao1 yang1 one..

hmm...den 2day is a CHAO retarded day, every1 was feeling retarded cann??!! spent e WHOLE day in e hall...kinda funn cuz was e sec3 prefects n monitors rally thingy thingy *nodds* =3 was laughing wif jie n hh @ certain ACTIONS n of course e language e ppl were using C(X its kinda an everyday thing 2 laugh @ ppl..not dat im evil, BUTT i oso got kana laughed @ 1 okaee?? ;_; dis is called "bullying e innocent" haehaehae..yar, den got dis PART when fat ass (ms low) said smt abt ringing a bell den e 3 of us went: dingdingding!! *laughs hysterically* was really @ e same sec lor??!!! great minds really do think alike mann!!! C(X a whole lot of other times we juz immitated some of e ppl on stage n enjoyed laughing @ ourselves...think we're really going nuts liao...WHEEEEE!! =3 hmm..tammy n shu wei were sorta e mostest popularest candidates 4 head monitor n head prefect respectively...so yar, think im gonna vote 4 dem since i noe oni dem n e rest r either retarded or owns a qian4 zhou4 face *grins broadly* C(X ahaha...

hmm...den recess, went ard wif rj AGAIN 4 a while den came back 2 class cuz it became a gambling den C(X watched hh lose terribly 2 jie den went over 2 onyu, yimin, xun n desiree's table n played dai ti C(X i OBVIOUSLY didn practice 4 a yr or 2 liao...im e oni child rmb?? cant possibly ask me play wif e cUm or wdv rite?? YAY!!! im being retarded AGAIN!! C(X erm..den onyu was e pro n won a couple *nodds* i got lucky n won 1 =3 desiree was...was erm...unlucky C(X ahaha!! den went 2 e hall AGAIN 4 e police talk which was supposedly by OM butt turned out 2b real polices cuz i think OM cant DO IT no more *laughs retardedly* C(X yar...1 of e police was a station (he 4gotten 2 say inspector) =3 no matter...both of dem had spare tyers JUZ like lee n tay C(X ahaha...really terrible engalis was heard n more laughing @ ppl...juz hope sh wont say im immature again...kinda irri *nodds* wdv...nv spoke 2 her much so dont give a damn C(X bleah..got a couple of SHUSHES fr char, think she gave up on me aft a while cuz every1 else was getting noisy too..!! =3 erm den e polices show a film by cynthia (aka ah gal) n it was kinda fake, butt nevertheless...hh jie n i were still laughing *blinks* onyu got a little restless aft a while cuz desiree wasn feeling too well so yar...poor thingy lah..

hmm..den was practice 4 line dance...@ least better den e family dance, i always kana partnerless 1!!!! ;_; damn disheartening cuz every1 were in pairs O.o ahaha...sound like couples C(X hmm...den yi min held me wrist too 4 e 1st family dance =3 OYA!! e dance ppl had 2b models 4 e ppl...not REAL models lah...DUHH!! erm..line dance was noisy n kinda messy @ 1st cuz hh was laughing really hard @ yar, u guessed it...MEEEE!! ;_; bully me oni...older den me so wat?? oso cant stand other ppl's cheap wat C(X hmm...e painting really DID look like a river lor??!!! bleah...other ppl did say it looked like mountain ranges b4..even worse rite?? *nodds* C(X den was laughing abt e pole dancing matter AGAIN!! butt dis time was @ me -___-" yar e 2 big bullies laughed ALLL E WAY fr e hall back 2 class still laughing..tsktsk hopeless liao mann!!

btw juz a reminder 2 any np ppl reading: rmb 2ml got extra drills prac @ 2.20, same place n oya..must go np rm order POP fotos during recess =3

2004-10-19T22:09:00.002-07:00

AHEM...!! didn blog yest cuz it was a terrible day thx 2 e papers lah...DUHH!! *blinks* wat else makes me moody O.o hmm..practically spent e WHOLE day wif rj =3 in e hall, during recess, aft sch n blablabla cuz she was nice enough 2 be wif me not like e class =x oppsie C(X aiya...smt diligence really erm...i dunno how 2 say lah, butt when im hyper...i got ppl 2 talk 2, when im not...deres no1 in sight *nodds* kinda REALLY diff fr me xclass...maybe im really missing every1, TERRIBLY!!! bleah...dis is demoralising juz like yest papers ;_; chi, dnt, art n e.lit.

hmm...day started out alright cuz i kept meself occupied by giving out e hist q paper den went ard e classes 2 tell e np ppl STUFFS =3 ahaha..den saw lu...got back me sweets *rejoices* -__-" erm...oya n zchen album plus her 5566 concert cds *_* i cant wait 2 watch cann??!! butt apparently im not really free 4 dunno wat reasons thou..O.o haehaehae...den ass. dere was dis flock of BIRDS which flew pass n made a hell lot of birdie noises?? *blinks* ahem..den sutz sis was e prefect in charge of me class so was standing rite in front of me...den i was bored n said: scarly e birds decided 2 throw bombs @ us n start shitting den go PIA PIA PIA!! *laughs retardedly* C(X den sutz sis was like CONTROLLING her laughter n walked away vibrating AHAHA..!! hmm den e rest of e day was terrible except 4 e fact dat zq n rj r finally back 2 normal...not dat dey abnormal lah!! butt dey r juz talking @ LAST...=3

ehhhh..den marks was ave. ONI so no big deal n nth 2 brag abt AWWWW...SHOOOOOO SHAD!! ;_; btw..e cutted butt gal was commenting dat her art results was terrible n she hated ms gwee n her horrble artistic side (which i nv knew she EVA had any n shall keep thinking dis way) cuz once, when she did her collage, she failed dat ass. as it was a pic of dis huge headed THING wif stubby limbs which resembled much of gwee herself C(X oya phee was being bian tai abt e we entertain him den he entertain us thingy *laugs retardedly* i think he noes where his coming fr lor??!! (he was smiling cheekily 2 himself...I SAW!!) im observant!!! =3 ahaha..n yar e rest of e day was BOOORING so shan elaborate mian3 de2 every1 complain me blog LOOOONG n demoralising as said by lu hu juz complaint over e fone..OYA!! apparently xw nv heard of dis great invention called "THE FONE" b4 cuz erm...she thinks lu n i can telepathy wheneva either of us smses her -____-" so diu1 lian3 got such kinda nco..TSKTSK =x

erm...2day is a kinda niceeee day...e reason being isssss..DERES NO PAPER REVIEW!! *blinks* heyyy..@ last no heart attack rite?? =3 e sexuality talk was EEEEEEE lor..butt dey didn show abortion like last yr n dat stupid xprincipal promised 2 show e rest of e abortion film 2 us till now still didn..HATE HERRR!! O.o haehaehae...still rmb quite vividly e scene where e doc opened his palm 2 reveal dis foetus hus limbs were all scatered n in a BLOODY MESS..gross rite??!! butt i luved it C(X was eeeeing n errrrring n ewwwwwing thruout..FUNN!! *evil laugh* =3

hmm..back 2 2day's talk...quek was blabbering e whole PERIOD b4 recess which took abt 4hrs lidat??!!! O.O OMG!!! i didn noe my butt suffered soooo much cann??!! i shall treat it nicer these days C(X juz like lu should treat her toe nicer...nth better 2 do go slam e door on2 her toe n lip 4 wat lor?? tsktsk..nauuuuuty gal!! *laughs reatrdedly* WHEEEE..!! now e world noes shes stooooopid =x kk jk..WORLD PEACE!!! =3 btw phee was talking 2 us (AGAIN!!) butt 2day was abt e blog thingy *nodds* he was saying STUFFS abt e teachers reading our blog so easily accessible wif juz a clink wif e fingers (no...i didn type wrongly is his blabber mouth's fault, mouse become finger..TSKTSK) C(X ahaha..hmm, den quek was elaborating her blabs n she let us discuss abt her blabs O.o haehaehae..she den show us dis really kukuated film den every1 was disgusted by its KUKUness n was complaining until e funny PARTS (not meant 2b funny PARTS in e 1st place) came n every1 was tearing wif excessive laughter especially when e ~thank u~ auntie was actually desiree's aunt lor??!! O.O soooo OMG cann??!! den onyu was telling me dis wif e her face really like her tomatoE rite aft me n hh immitated e ~thank u~ especially wif me loud vocals lor??!!! damn funny..n when quek blabbed more abt relationships, she pointed out smt (which i cant recall cuz was concentrating on laughing) abt ur fwens going: AIYA..dont play lah!! *slaps fwen's shoulder* den me n jie slapped hh left n rite (DONT XIANG3 WAI1!!) shoulders..DUHH!! n went: AIYA..dont play lah!! @ e EXACT same moment AGAIN!! it wasn ur fault since she was sitting BETWEEEEEEN..*blinks innocently* =3

whole LOT of crap later..recess, n rj n i was strolling ard e sch AGAIN..dis sch is soooo huge deres always SMT 2 c every recess C(X ehhhh...den we walk walk walk n walk walk walk n WALK WALK WALK summore n felt shadows following really close behind (actually didn feel lah..more like heard cuz dere was a hell lot of laughing) hu else..butt e eva wu liao jie n hh -___-" den dey cont whispering n laaaaaaughing n following me n rj everywhere lor??!! really nth better 2 do mann!! den walk walk walk 2 e hall 4 e eva BOOOOORING cca talk ;_; sat smack rite in e middle, RITE in front of ms lim (whom according 2 jie looks like EHHHH..hu was it?? ahhhh..nvm) BLEAH..her eyes were huge, almost bulging wif a closer look lor?? not like i went straight up 2 her face 2 examine her in e MIDDLE of e talk lidat lah...juz guai guaily sat dere n LOOK =3 n blablabla..didn laugh much nor even open our mouths *nodds* apparently ms lim had her eyes on us (in e bad way, mind u)

den came inez's most embarrassing moment in her life!! C(X she had 2 pole dance (wif phee if u would like 2 think dis way) in front of 880 ppl!!!! was supposed 2b "whole" dance, den phee had terrible engalis n pronounced wrongly =3 haehaehae..nearly didn get a partner TWICE!! ;_; den char suddenly POP out fr nowhere butt i still had me sweaty palms ;_; den she held me wrist -___-" dats e weirdest min EVA!! hmm den 2nd family dance inez was off stage n partnered char n i was left wif...INDEX NO. 19 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! kk i was mean 4 not partnering her since she was e 1 dat offered *shivers* yar..den jie n jen were being nice, jen partnered..INDEX NO. 19 *shivers harder* O.o ahaha...HARDER!! C(X kk bian tai =3 erm where was i...oya, den jie partnered me despite of me sweaty palms *_* AWWWWW..soooooo nice, still pitying jen thou *evil laugh* AHAHA..!! C(X den alot of akward moments...DANCING its TOTALLY NOT me forte okaee??!!! *pukes* summore is soooooo gu niang dance lor??!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!! kept making circles on e spot n marching n sticking ur left/right foot in n u shake IT all abt n u do e hokie pokie (howeva u spell IT) n blablabla...C(X kinda funny thou =3 was laughing @ dis particular sec 2 retard hu dance like banana, jen was observant 2 spot her *nodds*

erm..made our way back 2 class in e rain n splashed water @ hh (kicked e water puddles @ her leg n she sprayed her water bottle's water in2 me ear!!) water really drowned my ear cann??!! got STUCK..no cream could save me...AHHHHHHHHHH im gonna die *blinks* erm nvm hehehe..C(X den suddenly dis teacher POP out fr no where n stared @ me playing den she eat my tofu n...HIT ME BUTt!!! gdness cann??!!! WHERE GOT TEACHER LIDAT 1?? HMPH..stand my cheap (dis is direct translation) yar went canteen wif lu jie rj n val n wasted time dere b4 strolling 2 e forum 2 c xw n mich maams dere liao...blablabla, played open no. 2 decide e timer -_____-" yar...den DRILLS!!! was funn as usual =3 kept giggling lor??!! char was being retarded cann??!! kept marching same hand same leg in front of me...i nearly BURST out laughing mann!! C(X n lu oso another 1...kept making mistakes lor??!! fr my position can c every1's ACTIONS...its no wonder y e ncos always laughing lah..sooooo funny mann!! OMG im laughing @ me squad...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! im so gonna die ;_; summore me tele network bei4 ps maam take away liao...jie gonna fotocopy 4 me =3 THX!! erm..den back 2 drills...dunno y e ncos kept making us throw face in front of e sj ppl (especially hy n by -__-) den kept keblakaning in front of dem...marching @ e corridor in sch U was weird enough liao lor??!!! *nodds* still dere were ALOT of funny incidents dat happened lah...cant rmb any thou O.o hmm..drills r funn when u have funn ncos C(X ahaha, im such a booB licker *laughs hysterically* OYA OYA!!!! when we gathered den xw was telling us 2 polish ous booBs dat time hor...lu jie n i BURST out laughing @ e same time cann??!!! den can c e 2 of dem bend slightly 4ward giggling...GIG GIG GIG!!! C(X yar...damn lame!!! ahaha...drills rox when e atmosphere is serious den some kuku person does SMT wrong or e nco gives wrong commands...resulting in 23 ppl laughing like SIAO!! C(X ahaha..

ehhhhhh e rest of e day was on e fone n watching tiwie...so yar, usual stuffs =3 HEYYYY!!! dis is LOOOOOOOONG...niceee

2004-10-16T14:53:00.000-07:00

haehaehae...paisae 3 days no update, kinda got tired of blogging especially when im so crappy n deres too many THINGS 2 talk abt n so little time online n blablabla...WHEE!! im yakking...YAK YAK YAK =3 ahaha...hmm actually i did type dis short para on fri ALL READY 2 blog den i got really sian n e post was like so demoralizing n i didn wanna let me DEAREST readers down wif e usual COCKY lame STUFFS all gone in 1 post so yar, deleted IT =3 *blinks*

fri was EEEEEEEEEEEERR wanna bang my head against e com, DESPO *nodds* warmed e hall's floorboards thruout e ENTIRE day (w/o aircon??!!) wif our niceeee butts n died C(X howwww funnn...den didn even laugh @ e teachers' ACTIONS or wdv since e ppl shitting ard me r like CHAO innocent n its kinda weird laughing 2 meself over a PERIOD of time *nodds* 1st time felt embarrassed being bian tai O.o *laughs retardedly* always been proud as a bian tai, in a way @ least *blinks* haehaehae...C(X hmm got back science den maths den PART of eng den HIST!! i shall oni talk abt hist since i did prettieeeee well *ego* ahaha...wait a min, deres nth 2 talk abt ;_; AWWWW!! cant brag liao... bleah *laughs hysterically* hmm...den spent most of e day irri jie wif: 3%!!!! n 3 MARKS!!! dat australian maths thingy was soooo CLOSE cann??!!! T H R E E M O R E % 2 D I S T I N C T I O N = 3 M O R E M A R K S / E V E N L E S S C A N N ? ? ! ! (it would be a miracle if any1 can read DAT) ahaha...=3 if u r able 2 read den erm...CONGRATS!!! C(X

WHEE!! im feeling RETARDED...do not tell me i've always been retarded -___-" even if its true, juz do me a favour n dont purposely point it *grins broadly* C(X hmm...fri aftnoon, lu called AGAIN!! *laughs retardedly* ps: lu said dont blog abt her calling me 4 nth cuz shes embarrassed if ppl think she has nth better 2 do butt 2 call me ;_; *sews heart back* PPL...DO U C?? dis is e treatment i get 4 blogging..O.o ehhh wat m i talking *blinks* YAYYYYY!!! im going nuts, im going nuts...lalala *proud* =3 ahaha...im laughing 2 meself now!! WHEEEEEE...!! oh yeah its my birthd, oh yeah...blablabla -____-" OYA!! si results rox mann!! JERRY IS F I N A L L Y OUTTTTTT!! *rejoices* n smt 2 announce, every1 is crazy over sylvester liao...AHHHHHH!! his hairer soooo weird cann??!!! =x hmm...i decided not 2 insult him since every1's in luv wif him..C(X

hmm..e wkends was kinda parenty?? im practically dying alone @ home n smacking me face on e floor when i went out wif my parents lor??!! kk u might say im evil butt most of u wont noe me PATHETIC life as e oni child *nodds* erm...YAK YAK YAK?? ahaha...i juz noticed my posts r soooo LOOOONG thx 2 so much nonsense *wonders y still got ppl bother 2 read* HEYYYYY...!! im not implying u shouldn read, plssss DO read...n feel free 2 insult me =3 i dont bear grudges...@ most u'll get kicked in e butt when i c u or wdv, butt its no big a deal rite?? *grins braodly* haehaehae...3 MORE %!!!!!! OWAEEEEEE...!!! (if u dunno how dis sounds, its e way babies cry lah....pardon me if i spelt wrongly, my engalis velly e pathetic...so enlighten me wif e correct spelling) O.o...another crapping session...SESSION!!! ahhhhhahaha...4 sessions @ $10, each session oni $2.50...so wat r u waitng 4?? go sign up, its not easy 2 find these kinda promotions @ such low price u noe??!! ahaha...not dat i eva wenta check out e price of such THINGS b4 lah...eeeeeeeeee GROSS!!

hmm...is dis post LOONG enough?? dont think so...shall crap SUMMORE!! hehe...dont complain of torture O.o ahaha...oya, new nick fr onyus: BOOBSY krystal...dunno its origins yet, shall ask her or jie 1 of these days...butt since we r all gonna get back e eoy papers these few days...im most prob gonna whine e WHOLE day so yar...pray dat i do well so ur ears wont hurt *nodds* ahaha...im like so evil, threaten ppl 2 pray 4 me lidat O.o *blinks* kk i noe..i noe, YAK YAK YAK -____-" bleah!!

hmm...wat else, OYA...jie say she n char wenta cut hairer or smt...den both deir hair looks sucky wif really short fringes...izzit as short as hh??!! O.O ahaha...im gonna repay her 4 laughing @ me when i went 2 sch wif me ponytail *nodds* SWEET REVENGE..MWAHAHAA!! *blinks* hmm...HEYY!! deres dis nicee show on tv...im gonna watch IT =3 DUHH...cya!!

2004-10-14T18:11:00.000-07:00

YAYYY...!!! yest n 2day r boring BOOOORING days...wheeee soooo 'happy' mann!! BLEAH!! im STUCK @ home e whole time n no CREAM can get me unstuck ;_; PITY MEEEE...sympathize wif meeeee...ahhhhhhhhh!!! im going mad!!! O.o hmm...think i shall stop pulling me hair 4 e moment *blinks* ahaha...lalala

HEYYYYY!!! i spotted watermelon n rambutan screaming deir asses off @ e playground in me condo!!! O.O apparently watermelon says her fwen living in e same condo as me is shocked 2 find out im staying here aft 5 WHOLE YRS??!!! she blind izzit??!!! =3 nv c me b4 lor...tsktsk, n e 6 ppl playing catching @ e miniature playground, currently, r wearing deir class T...how eMBA">mbarrassing 2 show every1 deir fr sngs n playing CATCHING @ e PLAYGROUND!!! =x opppps ahaha hope rambutan doesn read dis O.o kk no offence lah...juz exaggerating C(X im always siding WORLD PEACE!!! haehaehae =3

watermelon juz said dat deir playing table tennis @ e multi-purpose rm...i bet u deir making a hell of a noise dere mann!! juz now @ e playground alr noise pollution liao...scream so much dat dey attracted me 2 e window tsktsk...GREAT!! e loudhalers have entered e basketball court n r STILL screaming deir asses off C(X ahaha...rambutan say i spy on dem...like i DAT wu liao lor...O.o kk i admit im wu liao AT TIMES butt dis time round is deir noise level's fault *laughs retardedly* =3 i stay on e 5th floor still can hear deir convo loud n clear lor??!!! not exaggerating!!! *nodds* C(X hmm...dey spoiling deir vocals n screaming @ e top of deir voices whenever e BALL gets in2 e net, whenever e BALL TOUCHES e net n whenever e BALL doesn TOUCH e net...so in conclusion, e 6 of dem r screaming EVERY time sum1 throws e BALL -________-"

EHHHHH...deir gone liao...no wonder e noise level dropped SOOOO much *laughs retardedly* C(X wonder where dey r n wat dey DOING *blinks* =3 hmm...eeeee nth niceeee 2 talk abt liao ;_; ehhhh lu juz called AGAIN, erm...lululu came back liao =3 she didn play london bridge is falling down wif her grandparents AWWWW...sho shad C(X hmm...WHEEEE no np 2ml =x ahaha...3hrs full drill LEH!! can die 1 lor??!!! hmm...plus no more standing wif jie, lu n rj liao...so nth 2 laugh abt ;_; sho shad rite??!! hu ask lu so tall n jie so short =x *laughs hysterically* C(X erm...supposed 2 collate e whole squads 'timetable' 4 e next few wks in sch 4 drills prac cuz 3rd class nearing on e 3rd nov...sooo fast cann??!!! like no1 practised @ all lor??!!! sooooo gonna die ;_; hmm...im VVVV confident e whole squad's gonna fail wif flying colours 2gether...so united hor?? *_* haehaehae...oya announcement: read e np board by mon!! (its gonna be terrible news i bet) =3 ahaha...

i juz realised dat every1 is DAMN weird...is dere some kinda peak hrs 4 smsing or wat?? thruout e whole aftnoon NOT A SINGLE soul smsed me n now when im occupied wif blogging n smsing 5 ppl @ e same time -______-" dis is CHAO lame cann??!! summore jie say she dreamt abt something which was damn funny n she started laughing in e middle of e nite n woke her dad...n guess wats e niceeeee thing?? i dont wanna say its eMBA">mbarrassing C(X read her blog, think shes sure 2 mention IT...always ready 2 ruin me reputation O.o haehaehae...kk so i DONT have any, wdv =3

hmm..nth 2 crap liao...HAPPY GET-BACK-PAPERS-AFT-HOLI-WEEK!!! C(X every1 sure die a (many in fact) terrible deathS 1 i bet *nodds* dont u juz agree wif me?? haehaehae..i sound so wise =3 OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! my mum juz said she saw dis notice in e lift saying dat ppl spotted a COBRA..GDNESS!!! wonder if watermelon n rambutan got kana eaten anot O.o ahaha...cobra in e compound??!!! *blinks* erm...kk -___-"

2004-10-12T18:30:00.000-07:00

haehaehae...EOYS IS FINALLY OVER!!! *burns booBs* WOOHOO!!! over=rot @ home...hmm not necessarily funn aft all, alr starting 2 miss sch liao ;_; thou sch oso kinda sian...BUTT wat 2 do??!!! eeeeee..life sux C(X

hmm...sun didn even TOUCH on anything other den e dnt booB n e c.lit. notes *nodds* dats unless u exclude e tv remote n OF COURSE my hp lah...ahaha, sent abt 100 plus junk msg 2 ppl i dont usually talk 2 in sch n a certain QUEK whom i nv met b4 O.o haehaehae...come 2 think of IT, it does sound weird leh!! *laughs retardedly* =3 lalala...wdv, life's juz 4eva so weird, no1 noes y, maybe sum1 should ask life: HEY LIFE...y r u so weird?? *blinks* ahaha...-___-" hmm...most prob small reb might volunteer 2 ask C(X btw...lubecca=small reb=JIE! haehaehae...dis is e theory i've came up wif based on nth butt facts aft some basic research on human behavior...WHEE!! i juz crapped AGAIN!! *rejoices* ahaha =3

erm...yest was e bestest day n every1 noes y so i dont have 2 point it out...ITS E LAST SEC1 EOY PAPER!!! heyyy...seems like i pointed IT out aftall O.o ahaha hmm...reached sch kinda early keeping in mind e fact dat i slept @ 1am e day b4 *grins broadly* ahaha...cant blame me if my eyes were deprived of e tv *nodds* C(X den studied e 1st thing i stepped in2 class @ e small corner of index no.38 sit ;_; hate sitting dere...like social reject, cant wait 2 return 2 e old sitting arrangement lor??!! den can FINALLY have ppl 2 laugh wif other den hh...e finger nail gal!! *laughs retardedly* e dnt q was asking e 2 diff nails den she wrote finger nail cuz apparently she didn study n her finger nails kept FLASHING in front of her eyes -__-" wat a pity she didn write toe nail 4 e other blank, her reason: toe nail wasn FLASHING in front of her eyes C(X retarded cann??!! BUTT den again...e teacher cant mark her wrong BUTT surely laugh until start shitting 1 lor...

back 2 b4 e paper started which was ass lah...halfway thru started drizzling, as in really drizzling...not e time of e mth thingy lah...althou mine juz over =3 ahaha...erm den quek sent us all back 2 class=zls didn check my belt n socks!! *rejoices* C(X aiyo...talk abt her oni make me angry...she threatened me on fri 2 change my belt cuz she can change e conduct grade anytime -___-" like i care lidat lor??!! last yr oni got a GD when i used 2 get V.GD in lower pri...so yar, change den change lah...like i give a damn O.o ahaha..den erm hh n i thought dirty abt sum1 juz b4 e paper started n couldn stop laughing until she kana scolding fr zls 4 playing too much n not performing up 2 standard in e EOYS tsktsk...n she still not worried lor??!! dis kinda ppl hopeless liao..=3

e paper wasn really diff lah...thx 2 e revision i had wif lu over e fone on sun C(X we made up weird sentences wif e 1st letter of each word representing e 1st letter of each tool *nodds* damn lame sentences...dont wish 2 disclose cuz im lame enough *blinks innocently like char* =3 hmm..den had recess, passed sally lee chickenwing her bd present den she was acting all weird n thked me twice O.o ahaha...wdv den was c.lit. paper, kinda sucky thou...changed ALOT of ans last min summore all ticum ticum 1 den got 1 q got it rite @ 1st ;_; damn sad lor...HAIZ think gonna flunk dat TOO..!! bleah...so gonna die when get back results =/ alr done me best so hope egg donor wont rant...eeee dis sounds soooo zi4 bei1 shall be hyper!! C(X

hmm...im hyper, IM HYPER ahhhhhhhhh!!! IM DAMN HYPER!!!!!!! *blinks* =3 ehh...went out wif da jie straight aft e stoooopid papers...slacked n walked like soooo slow ard e dunno wat "mayflower food n shopping centre" place...stoooooopid name i say *nodds* C(X hmm...lu saw like sooo many ofher fwens n i oni saw chris sutz hw n mel...SHITTTT im getting zi4 bei1 all over again ;_; now u understand y i want ppl 2 ask y life is weird?? O.o HEYYY...u noe smt?? i dunno wat im talking abt no more!! YAYYY!!! *proud* haehaehae...C(X erm...died walking e 5 busT stop journey *nodds* fr sch ALLLL e way 2 yck station leh...siao leh she??!! =3 den went northpoint n started 2 waste ALOT of time walking ard n lu saw more fwens...wow -___-" hmm...cant really rmb much other den STARVING OURSELVES UNTIL 3.30??!!! den FINALLY can eat e sakae buffet!!! *_* wah, i tell u i eat until stomach burst liao lor??!! 2 gals ate 20 plus plates, 1 udon, dessert n fruits no kidding leh...den listened 2 discman blablabla...ALOT of crapping, n i mean ALOOOOOOOOT O.o *blinks* ahaha den bought e wu3 yue4 tian1 album...*_* another poster on me wall!! C(X WHEE...!!

oya...4gotten 2 mention, we were on e way 2 e yck station dat time hor...saw dis ditch on e walkway den lu went: HEY..lets pretend 2 fall!! me: okaee!! den we took a few steps n *tada!!* we pretended 2 fall!! C(X damn retarded mann!! luckily no1 was in sight so yar...HENG AH!! =3

2day is a terrible day...most of my xclassmates' EOYS not yet over so didn even plan any outing or watsoeva 4 dese 3 days ;_; damn sian!!! den im not as close 2 dis sch e ppl yet...or somewat lidat lah...i dunno how 2 put IT, all i noe is dat im gonna die den rot n further decompose @ home w/o sch...not say sch v funn nowadays lah...hmm, im zi4 bei1-ing again...IM HYPER lalala HYPER HYPER...!!! *blinks* haehaehae...=3

2004-10-09T23:10:00.000-07:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...2 more days 2 anti-brain cramming days liao!!! *rejoices* BUTT as usual, gd things dont come easily n deres still 2 study subjects n THE RESULTS DAY 2 go...;_; think im gonna die a terrible death *nodds* didn really put my heart n soul in2 studying...not dat im blamming jay jj or energy...BUTT didn really concentrate much, kk so its deir fault im still not admitting thou C(X yay...i juz crapped *laughs reatrdedly*

its so not fair when ppl like jie can take abt an hr 2 complete e dnt BOOB n ppl like me take a day n a half??!!! its no wonder shes in brainiest kid...ppl in dat programme have brain oozing out fr all HOLES C(X haehaehae...hmm, lets start fr thurs paper...was lit=SUX!!! every1 write sooo much crap dat dere were even ppl hu asked 4 a 5th piece of paper??!!! O.O OMG cann??!!! i alr write until hand numb liao...dey still can cont lor...PROS!!! *kou4s tou2* haehaehae...=3 erm...went straight home DAMN SIAN N BORING DAY!!!! ;_; now i really noe dat 1 can die a terrible death w/o fwens...hmm im not implying 2 anything here so no worries C(X WORLD PEACE!!!

hmm...fri was chi n art =3 quite okaeeee...e art was stupid, wonder if any1 studied 4 art e day b4 O.o ahaha...RETARDED!! C(X erm... stooooooopid zls is OBVIOUSLY biased against me cann??!!! u tell me honestly...my belt VERRRRRRRY low izzit??!!! NO RITE!!! how dare she threaten 2 chop IT off??!!! cant wait 2 change class next yr mann!!! den it'll be anti-zls n her prejudice against cute ppl *laughs retardedly* =3 i still cant belief shes gonna take masters next yr cann??!! shes a chi teacher n her chi's kinda not fluent...compared 2 my xteacher lah...n she alr got an honours degree??!!!! DIS WORLD MUST BE UPSIDE DOWN MANN!! O.o im not saying dat gals walk ard e streets wif deir skirts flying upwards lah!!! *laughs hysterically* C(X hmm...she juz sux n nobody can change dat fact *nodds* yar...den took e paper n scribbled quite a no. of ticum ticum ans =3 SHOOO SHAD...no more inez's ans 2 copy liao...;_; den art was retarded lor...every1 was actually Q. U. I. E. T. *blinks* OMG!!! dis class dunno how 2 make gd use of deir mouths izzit?? =x ahaha..no offence C(X hmm...died @ home, BUTT had a niceee convo wif lu again...everytime must talk 4 a vvvv LOOONG time 2 pei2 yang3 gan3 qing2 1st den can start laughing like total retards @ every single thing 1 leh...think im getting weirder by e min C(X (do not think dirty abt e gan3 qing2 thingy, thk u 4 ur cooperation) =3

haehaehae...2day was a nice n sleep-filled wkend yet AGAIN...i nv fail 2 wake up aft 12 every sat n sun *proud* C(X ahaha...hmm jie say i got improvement cuz i woke @ 12.30 *rejoices* -________-" yar...got guilty 4 not studying yest so started dnt @ 2 alllll e way till 6 plus...wif e occasional sing along session wif JAY JJ N ENERGY!!! *_* *laughs retardedly* O.o...den oni complete 6 chaps...cuz lu n QUEK called n maybe e singing along wasn v occasional aft all C(X haehaehae...

7 sharp left 4 wedding dinner, n make dis clear: i dont even noe hu e hell was getting married!! *evil laugh* all i noe was dat e mc 4 e evening had WONDERFUL language...eg. its time 4 e ceak cutting celimorni liao...*hyperventilates* C(X damn fooooni cann??!!! was totally laughing like a total retard n some stopid ppl didn even noe wat i was laughing abt lor?? thnk not every as retarded as me aft all *utterly proud* =3 YAY!! den e food finally came n dere was alot of bad eng n chi announcements n alot of hysterical laughing coming fr me...DUHH =3 yar...den was e most looked 4ward event...e yum seh thingy (not dat i like it or wat...BUTT dere was alot of ah pehs dere hu drunked demselves) ahaha...dere was dis perticular uncle hu was smoking when ppl was eating n craked alot of retarded jks REALLY LOUDLY (i found competition!!) C(X when e groom was yum seh-ing every1, he was being xtra n went:YUUUUUUUUUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUUUUUUM SEHHHHHHHHH...!! -___________-" i hereby conclude dat dis stranger, STRANGER i stress, has no face mann!! C(X hmm...den e rest of e time was stuffing myself wif food =3 den desert was brain juice *pukes* GROSS CANN??!!! was erm...yam wif dunno wat n coconut milk...EWWW EWWW EWWWW..!! C(X

den left @ 10 plus...oya did i mention i LUUUUUV my pants?? kk..i didn, I SOOOOO LUUUUUUUUUVVVV my pants lor..its a jumper in fact, BUTT i folded e flap in front INwards n hooked e thingy @ e back on2 e side buttons n its SO BAGGY!! *_* think im gonna wear it wheneva i go out 4eva O.o *blinks* ahaha...oya n i luv my belt too...!! i sound like a guy *rejoices*

btw...stooooopid SI results, y of all ppl (especially jerry) did ah beng get eliminated?!! S'PORE IS SO BLIND!!! =/ summore made ah beng almost cry lor??!! F***ING jerry damn acbc...den got dis qian4 zhou4 face when he was singing e "luuuv meeee" PART...nearly bashed e tv screen when i saw dat i tell u...O.o *blinks* kk -___-" wdv, still dont like him bleah...MAIA GONNA WIN!!! or not den is sylvester since soooo many ppl ADORE him =3

2004-10-06T01:31:00.000-07:00

WHEEEEEEEE...!!! its e 3rd day of e eoys liao..n im blogging =3 how niceee n guai C(X btw im talking 2 lu on e fone n i can still concentrate on blogging *proud* n she juz said mo2 mo3 ren2 got flabby BOOBS!!! *laughs hysterically* n dat dis person purposely wear tight sports cuz she didn wanna show her assets C(X AHAHA!!! kk...apparently i've been a gd gal these few days going home sooooo early everyday...n STICKING my face in2 all e diff species of BOOBS C(X EWWWW EWWWW EWWWWW...BUTT i kinda enjoy studying hist O.o haehaehae...aiya i hist rap mah, must be loyal 2 e subject *nodds* =3

erm...during e wkends went suntec 4 dinner aft much studying n blasting of JJ N JAY N ENERGY!!! *_* ahhhhhhhh...! do not insult *hunts 4 chopper* especially u, yar u...U=JIE!! C(X erm...saw hao3 yi2 n brian wong hosting some retarded children talentime show...DAMN erm...RETARDED??!!! -_________-" den i was standing @ e side of e stage so most of e time hao3 yi2 's BUTT keep facing dis direction n u noe...shes quite fat like mo2 mo3 form teacher n a certain eng HOD *laughs retardedly* C(X so naturally dat beeeeeg BUTT of hers covered my vision of e little children C(X AHAHAHA...!!! e person im talking 2 currently juz commented dat shes pressing her BOOBS 2 check whether its big or small...OBVIOUSLY she felt no pain=BEEEEEEG BOOBS!! C(X *laughs hysterically* n i feel so nice not 2 mention her name aft some begging fr her =3 AHAHA...!! btw shes luiza lee shi en!! haehaehae...C(X

hmm...den time flew really fast on sunday cuz i dieded so im jumping straight 2 wdv happened on mon *TADA!!!* O.o erm...reached sch chao early n slumped on2 e sit...took out BOOB due 2 surroundings influence n started revision =3 so guai rite?? kk i felt guilty 4 studying 3hrs on sunday n singing along (as usual) half e time C(X so in conclusion...im soooooo CHAOOOOO guai *_* hmm...den sat 4 e papers lah...MATHS WAS TERRIBLE!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...think im gonna flunk it cann??!!! ;_; all rashi's fault lah...make me hate her n not listen 2 her lessons, i want revenge!! =/ *blinks* ANYWAY...it was oso a bad bad day so nth 2 blab anymore...sho shad rite??!! =3 FAST 4WARD!!

ehhh...yest!! quite a funny day 4 a day wif eoys...it was filled wif EXCITEMENT!!! C(X erm...e break between e papers was damn retarded mann!! we were forced 2 go canteen n study wif e pri mei mei mens running ard like chimpanzees (4give me if i spelt wrongly) hu juz got RELEASED in2 e wild n we were like trees=studying mu4 tou4s O.o haehaehae...char, inez, jen, jie, ma n meself in e canteen lah...DUHH! den dere was dis wu liao gal hu started asking inez weird qs like: izzit interesting?? aft jie, char n ma left...den she suddenly shouted 2 her fwens @ e next table: HAHA...U ALL OWE ME 10 CENTS!! *blinks* den e 3 of us started laughing too...den suddenly dis gal carrying a CUP of milo walked somewhere behind us n spilled e milo n mumbled something 2 herself...she like so irri O.o kk so e aunty attempted 2 clear up e SPILL using her broom n e dustpan -_______-" she eventually failed lah...den left it wet aft mopping n mins later, dis retrded gal was playing catching wif her little fwens n ran pass dat wet SPOT, *TADA!!!* she fell...so stereo hor?? erm..den she lay dere 4 abt 3 secs n went: OWAEEEEEEE!!! C(X ahaha...damn lame lor...den as xprefects, jen n inez tried 2 help BUTT were clumsy C(X jen dropped e gal when she tried 2 lift her up so she cried even louder *hides face* i do not noe jen =3 O.o den saw lee buying drinks n he saw wat happened lah...BUTT didn bother 2 help SO MEAN x6...according 2 lu, he cant help cuz he might be accussed of child molest C(x AHAHA..!! hmm...den a FEMALE teacher was called over n blablabla den i was still laughing like siao cuz dat gal hu was e proud owner of 10 cents was reading inez's science file!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! shes sooooo wu liao cann??!!! worse den me lor!! n jen scolded me 4 laughing when ppl fell ;_; still...jie's e fiercest C(X

hmm went 2 specs stand n got a shock 2 c sooo any sec1s studying dere of all places tsktsk...so noisy O.o erm den was e paper n i flunked it too!!! *REJOICES* den went home n crapped wif lu e whole aftnoon, DAMN FUNN!!! suddenly luv talking 2 her O.o hmm...did i say dat?? k i take it back *evil laugh* C(X den felt guilty last nite so studied (wif music *_*) until 12 last nite =3 kinda enjoyed meself O.o

erm...2day is a nice day, not as funny BUTT still nice...1 reason i got hy's no. aft so LOOOONG of sitting beside her -______-" den e hist paper was like CHAO EASY CANN??!!! den maluated myself when collecting e paper, dropped mk's water bottle den heard mo2 mo3 ren2 laugh until CHAO loud...C(X OYA!! den got dat jaya person n her swollen BUTT again, damn funny mann!! oso dat compre got 1 line went: explain "hanging precautionsly" over e sheer drop, in ur own phrase C(X AHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! i wrote drooping dangerously *laughs retardedly* =3 erm den hh was being her usual wu liao self n folded paper boats wif e extra fullscaps *blinks* den she took my crumpled piece n folded a slightly bigger 1 so she had TWO pointed paper boats C(X

hmm...dont feel crappy 2day so gonna end here O.o n lu's gonna take revenge cuz of wat i juz told any1 reading dis...HOWW NICEEEEE =3 haehaehae...i feel slacky leh, anyway got nth 2 study hor *nodds* hmm...OYA!! JIAYOUS 2 EVERY1 HU READS DIS..U CAN DO IT!! *hugs tightly* =3

2004-10-01T23:30:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY HEY!!! ITS MY BLOG'S 1 MTH OLD BIRTHDAY 2DAY!!!! C(X sorry if i nv give u all red eggs hor...cant blame me if e chicken eggs price so x nowadays okaee...=3 (dis sentence is edited in2 e same old post cuz i 4gotten abt its bd *hides face* so yar, dont bother reading on)

WOOHOO!!! 3 days nv blog liao...1ST TIME MANN!! *rejoices* hmm...stupid brain crammed wif like SOOOO many stuffs 2 rmb i tend 2 get damn blur dis wk n stm getting fr terrible 2 vegetable liao O.o kk not funny C(X erm...wat did i juz say?? C?? C??!!! so veggie rite??!!! haehaehae...

kk erm wed hmm...oni can rmb myself dying during all e PERIODS b4 ipw=nth funn happened ;_; AWWWW...SHO SHAD RITE??!!! den during ipw zls was kinda kiasu lah...she decided 2 make us scrub e tables wif e cheap cheap (aka cif) C(X 4 e exam n let us sit @ e exam format like ONE WHOLE DAY B4 E OTHER 10 CLASSES??!!! so was sitting wif inez n hy 4 e v last time...dunno whether should be sad or angry lor?? technically i was sad @ 1st lah...until e both of dem rejoiced like mad women when we changed place...i was of course angry lah BUTT being a super niceeee person as everyone noes C(X i 4gave dem cuz i've reached e state of enlightenment *sprouts angel wings* AHAHAHAHAAA..!! den yar, scrubed like siao den sat down 2 rest 15 min b4 e bell rang wif a couple of ppl helping e person hu sits in front of me scrub HER table wif mostest reluctantness =x *evil laugh* den was laughing abt some gross stuffs wif hh n zls got agitated cuz we were noise pollution n didn bother 2 help ppl scrub deir tables when e rest of e class was oso talking??!!! =/ wdv lah...she forced e 2 of us 2 go face e blackboard n laugh retardedly 2 it -__________-" well i definitely was doing my punishment *blinks* WAT U EXPECT??!! here we r facing e blackboard wif zls insults...n dere, was so many ppl laughing deir asses off C(X DAMN RETARDED CANN??!! =3 den i wet e cleeeeeaaaan board wif me sweaty palms n zls thought i slumped my face against it n dirtied e board =/ ARGHHHHHHHH...v funny lah fine fine O.o ahaha...

erm..yest *thinks deeeeeeep* wait a min i cant recall a thing O.o..OYAAA!! hmm...music sucked...pe even suckier!! BLEAH, i threw all NPians faces (den again...lubecca threw more) C(X haehaehae...stoooopid orienting stuffs in e hall den me n inez restarted EVERYTHING like 5 times cuz we thought e letters were in order den all turn out 2b some ancient words or wdv...n when we finally realised we were supposed 2 UNSCRAMBLE e letters...lulu n jen alr got IT liao..-__-" damn diu1 lian3 cann??!! den phee offered e prize as a pen n pencil n dey couldn be bothered 2 collect fr him in e office...can u imagine: mr phee...wheres our pen n pencil?? we really like dem v much n would like 2 thk u 4 being sooooo generous!! *pukes* AHAHA...!!! =3

den in class during dunno wat free PERIOD hh turned ard n said smt 2 "debbie" having 2 find her missing n severely maluated herself C(X *laughs retardedly* den was testing her hist n couldn come up wif Q fr e confucius dat pg so i asked: wat colour is confucius robes?? DAMN RETARDED...n she got it rite summore lor!! LIGHT BLUE!!! =3 den e Qs got more n more ridiculous, eg: wat colour is e BALL dangling fr confucius hat n wat colour shoes was he wearing (e robes were covering his feet so e ans is: he wasn wearing any shoes -_________-") n erm...how many scrolls was he holding?? (he held oni 1 n hh guessed correctly cuz according 2 her theory, confucius is n OLDDDDD man n cant carry too many scrolls) C(X ahaha...den laughed quite a bit =3

erm...seth's PERIOD was e funniest, he was like promoting dis ORAL COURSE 2 e class n needs 2 volunteers C(X AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! ORAL...OMG OMG OMG!!! damn erxin mann!!! cant imagine wat e ppl do during e course lor??!!! dere must be some models of e AHEM..den e teacher will demo n teach e ppl how 2 SUCK e THINGS!!! ahaha...den seth needed another volunteer n was like raising his hand so hh n i interprated dat as seth volunteering his SERVICES n willingly decided 2 be 1 of e moodels C(X ahaha...

hmm...2day, stoopid socks damn high v UNCOMFORTABLE lor!! C(X den was a couple of zls booooooooring lessons thx 2 e new sitting arrangement...nobody 2 laugh wif mann!! not like whenever e teacher do or say smt dat doesn appear biantai AT ALL O.o den e ppl i sit ard wif will start giggling 2gether like last time C(X haiz...juz hope i juz gotta bear wif dis oni during e exams n we can all RETURN 2 our riteful sits *_* CANT WAIT!!! =3

erm...watched finish dat korean film 2day n laughed @ e bian4 tiao2 thingy C(X STICK E DA BIAN 2 E FRIDGE USING MAGNET!!! damn grossssssssss lor?!! den got double vision of e busT AGAIN!! n laughed @ alot of dis stuffs *nodds* O.o a couple of ppl cried AGAIN -___-" it wasn even touching in e 1st place C(X den got merci chocs fr seth (he FINALLY gave smt nice fr his "seth's goodies" n inez STILL didn take, shes biased against him) C(X ahaha...!!

hmm...nth much 4 e rest of e day, practically quarreled wif dat stooopid rashi O.o haehaehae...she sux 2 e 19th level of hell i tell u =x den was entertaining meself by playing "make ur belt stand" wif hh...-__________________________-" kk i noe its lame BUTT was really retarded lor??!! laughed like siao...C(X den recalled abt yest...seth n his stoooopid ORAL COURSE *laughs hysterically* yar, was free PERIOD again den sat outside @ e balcony n did nth ;_; so 2day is counted 2 boooooooring day =3

oya...lu wants me 2 say dis: mr lee has chosen her 4 e BEST SERVICE award C(X ahahaha...SERVICE!!! *laughs retardedly* she provided lee wif e bests services!!!!! GDNESS!!! didn noe lu was such kinda person...go seduce lee of all ppl C(X haehaehae...kk jk lah...no offence WORLD PEACE!! =3

2004-09-28T07:21:00.000-07:00

*TADA!!!* hmm...decided 2 blog 2day as u guess...its a funny day C(X think gonna blog e WHOLE wk since its ALWAYS a funny day in sch wif ALLL me beloved fwens!! LUV U ALL PPL OUT DERE LOADS!!! *hugs tightly* =3 AWWWW...im feeling MOOOOOOOshy now *blinks innocently* haehaehae...blogging makes ppl laugh abt e day's events ALL over again so im gonna suffer fr retardation n die of excessive laughter soon...C(X

ANNOUNCEMENT: apple jie is CORROSIVE!! O.O cuz according 2 e science textBOOB pg 162, apples r CORROSIVE!! jie might BURST in2 flames any min now...ANY min...-____-" ahaha...apples contain malic acid n as everyone noes, acids r corrosive..DENG DENG DENG DENG!! ahaha...oya, n jie's UNBALANCED C(X (im placing e metal plate @ my BUTT in sch 2ml soooo no use hitting me jie...will oni hurt urself n make a loud crashing sound) =3

erm...ass. zls was checking socks AGAIN n she stopped rite in front of me AGAIN =/ wats wif her n me socks mann??!!! C(X oya...she took a closer look n walked off when i wore e ankle 1 2day??!!! WATS WRONG WIF HER EYES??!!! i wore e LOOONGER 1 yest n she asked me 2 change...GDNESS SHES TURNING BLIND..ahhhhhhhhhhh i dont give a damn =x *evil laugh* oya...if kana caught must go BOOBshop buy a PAIR on e spot C(X AHHHHHAHAHA...!! damn gross cann??!! BUTT i like IT =3

hmm...hist was okaee i guess O.o @ least got laugh @ some usual bian tai stuffs which e teachers would say or do in some erm...ACTIONS C(X chi was next n i dieded...sooo it sucked =3 cant wait 4 exams 2b over cann...DESPO!!! can u imagine e life in sch wif ALL ur fwens, no lessons, ALOOOOT of crapping, ALOOOOOOOOOT more laughing, hanging out wif ur fwens aft sch hrs n mostest importantliest...NO TEACHERS FORCING US 2 MUG!! *_* AHHHHHHHHH...!!! dats e life mann!!! BUTT currently we still gotta...MUG (or cup) haehaehae..=3

erm art next...as usual, e teacher chose 2 pick on me "illustrative TOUCH" im REALLLLY sure shes jealous lor??!!! C(X kept forcing me 2 do e 3 "in MOTION" BOOBmarks...cuz my drawings ALWAYS turn out cartoony *proud* C(X PARTly cuz i cant draw my shoes well =3 ahaha...cant imagine e ppl sketching deir shoes during e ~ART EXAM~ haehaehae...dis sch damn weird leh...got wat pe test n wat art exam, tsktsk...e teachers chi1 bao3 mei3 shi4 zuo4 lidat...O.o reminds me of zls=FAT!! *laughs retardedly* like me p4 chi teacher oso...WATER BARREL mann!! (or fats=oil refinary) C(X OMG OMG OMG...!! STOMACH CRAMPS!! really excessive laughters liao..no worries, shall cont until i finish DEN i drop died wif excessive laughter...JUZZZ 2 provide u readers some ENTERTAINMENT =3 ppl were examining angie's WAVEY water bottle n i threw it across 2 onyu hu missed it n dropped n apparently angie attempted 2 act stern n went: u spoil dat bottle u go thailand buy me another 1 ah!! (it wrote "tai4 shan1" on e bottle) -_____-" ahaha...den as usual, was laughing @ ALOOOT of bian tai stuffs wif jie n invited alot of stares fr hw n mel...BUTT we kept our strong will POWER n erm...cont laughing like siao C(X overheard dat angie spRout alot of rubbish 2 onyu d yimin n xun...1 was: ur got bf anot?? onyu: NOOOOOO!!! (when she OBVIOSLY has??!! =x opps...correct me if im wrong onyu) ehhh...was playing wif onyu, she was pulling me shoe out as usual under e table OBVIOULY..den e ppl sitting opp. thought dirty (not surprising) n erm, yar...dey thought dirty C(X haehaehae...i attempted 2 concentrate on coming up wif ideas 4 e exam BUTT failed...hw interrupted cuz i was staring @ me pencil COCKeyed n she was like: OMG...look @ krys, she can do dat leh!! n everyone blinked @ her...like hu cannot do IT lor??!!! C(X ahaha...

RECESS!! erm...went class den strolled 2 canteen alone ;_; met siowyi maam @ e chicken rice stall n she was laughing like siao n pointing @ me...m i dat funny?? *blinks* yar, apparently e stupid pencil unknowingly made a mark on me chin -___________-" went 2 wash @ e sink n ran off in embarrassment *hides in 1 corner* O.o hmm...saw e zoo ppl @ e usual spot, stayed 2 fa1 dai1 wif dem...intended 2 go back 2 class BUTT realised i would oso be fa1 dai1-ing in class ahaha...erm ate me fave CHICKEN!! AHAHA...KENTUCKY CHICKEN!!!! C(X in dis yr alone...i've colated like SOOO many jks abt chickens lor!! *proud* =3 hmm...chocked on me apple tea AGAIN...shall not drink liao =/ BLEAH...den walked back 2 class wif jie in case she faint halfway n no1 noticed C(X haehaehae...dere were dis 2 sec2 gals behind hu overtook us juz when xun shouted HI 2 me, n those 2 kukus thought xun was calling 1 of dem (read drey's blog 4 more info...i lazy 2 type) C(X den slacked a little in class n rmbed i had 2 collect pprers n med. hist...DIEEEE!!! i 4gotten hu got back deir med. hist ;_; ahhhhhhhh...left 1 dunno hu!!! nvm C(X yar den suddenly xw n lu sms me ask me go np board n get ppl go get time out which were STUCK on e np board...DAMN GROSS LOR!!! fancy stapling 21 time outs on e np board??!!! C(X retardedly mann!! yar...THX LOADS NCOs!!! =3 erm..in gateway comm. WOOHOO!!

ehh...dnt was damn funny, on e way dere aft getting e chocs...saw lu whom i called aft she smsed me...didn get wat she meant C(X yar, den erm...she heard me say over e fone: PIN XW ON E NP BOARD??!!! AHHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! no offence xw, couldn stop laughing lor??!!! stood rite in e middle of no where hugging me stomach...PIN U ON E BOARD...AHAHAHA!! C(X ehh...kk jk lah, WORLD PEACE!! =3 hmm... dnt last lesson=ANTI MR LEE!! *rejoices* no more EXCITING PERIODS...haehaehae, den was slacking ard cuz i dont think i was of much help 2 e ppl hu asked 4 me help C(X summore kana scolding by ng 4 changing e drill bits ;_; yar...didn put it back (he didn noe it was me hu didn put it back n started mumbling 2 himself, complaining abt e teachers being lazy) *evil laugh* C(X got 18 4 me pathetic hong2 deng1 qu1 *_* ahaha...same as jie n ma n...lubecca -___-"

hmm...maths was like damn slack lah...rashi thought we were really stupid n explained EVERY SINGLE DEEEEETAIL =/ den she thought jie char n i didn do e ws which we completed when she was yakking, YAK YAK YAK!! C(X haehaehae...cuz we were crapping pleasantly loud =3 yar...she made us ans on e board cuz we did too fast?? O.o AHEM..den bell rang, dropped me fone @ e corridor when it rained ;_; dats all i guess =3

2004-09-27T05:25:00.000-07:00

announcement: IM ANTI-DUSTBIN CLEANER!!! WOOHOO...!! C(X

haehaehae....2day is kinda funny lah....1st up was ass. lah...zls purposely go against me abt me socks when i was guai enough 2 wear e LOOOONG 1 liao lor...BIASED =/ *blinks innocently* den was her lesson n she crapped alot as usual, WHEEEE...!!! no more chi lessons liao...*_* im sooo happieeeee LALALA...C(X den me n jie had 2 follow her 2 e staff rm 2 get e pprer n fotocopy AGAIN cuz mich maam suddenly say need 2 -__-" yar...we told her a few mins b4 her PERIOD eneded n apparently shes old n 4gotten abt it (understandable) yar...den she walked outta e class wif 2 kukus following rite behind her n she STILL didn notice lor??!!!! C(X she cant sense ppl laughing like crazy behind her 1 leh...tsktsk =3 den we were laughing too hysterically we couldn call her name out lah....so we erm juz kept laughing?? O.o AHAHAHA!! den she walk walk walk 2wards wang shan shan hu happened 2b siting @ e LOOONG bench n saw e 2 of us following her gui gui sui sui-ly...OBVIOSLY she told zls lah...den she turned ard n got sorta shocked den recalled *laughs retardedly* OMG OMG OMG??!!!! like she not blur @ all lah C(X den she told us 2 get IT ourselves since we took IT b4 n dat she climbs stairs REAL slowly cuz of her leg (n oso of her weight) C(X ahaha...den took e pprer liao....went back 2 class still laughing like siao...=3

next was erm...maths, nth nice happened...oni dat e class was DAMN quiet n everyone hates rashi fr now on *grins broadly* yar den erm chem...as predicted by inez, foo kit stepped in2 e class n e 1st thing he did was 2 face e blackboard, pick up e chalk n start talking 2 e board C(X oya...n as usual...everyone was examining his chalky BUTT n 2 our surprise, HIS BUTT WASN CHALKY 2DAY!!! *utterly shocked* C(X yar...we intended 2 make it chalky by drawing e chalk line on IT -_____________-" hmm...should've DONE IT, haehaehae...n blablabla...RECESS!! went 2 fotocopy e pprer n crap in e canteen...rushed back 2 class thinking deres physics n apparently mohan was on paternal leave AGAIN (if im not wrong dat is) SQUEEZE MILK!!! C(X ahhhahaha...!! btw...when we maked our way back 2 class, we saw dis really fat uncle carrying a ladder @ e stairs den laughed like siao (jie moved backwards AGAIN) erm...went stuff rm 2 put back pprer n i couldn be bothered 2 tell zls even thou she was sitting nearby...den smt lame happen O.o hmm, i cant rmb lah...juz recall myself slumped against e cupboard on e floor *blinks* den erm saw dat fat uncle in e class repairing e TUBE BULB n started laughing like siao AGAIN =3

hmm..den was erm E.Lit. n sushilla had bad throat=PEACE N SILENCE @ LOOOONG LAST...BUTT she still yakked quite ALOT n she even taped her voice down 2 use as teaching material 4 all e classes she taught -____-" HOPELESS MANN!!! no matter, i still hate her =3 erm...C.Lit. next den dat shan shan didn teach so it was free PERIOD den jie was testing char hist. which i OBVIOUSLY haven started revision on n OBVIOUSLY gonna flunk it ;_; BLEAH shall start e mugging soon (i think) =3 den alot of lame stuffs which were too lame 4 me 2 rmb...haehaehae

ENG!! C(X damn funnieeeeee!!!! dat jee kok getting retarder by e min lor??!! must be suffering fr retardation oso *blinks* hmmm...he was FLASHING some stooopid slides abt god =x oppsie *apologises 2 god* WORLD PEACE!! C(X erm den he was saying smt abt e bible n asked us wat it is...we ans: BOOB!! ahhhhhhahaha...den he said: YESS..n do u noe dat its made out of 66 smaller BOOBS dat combined 2gether?? *bursts out wif laughter* rashi can make do wif juz 2 small ones!! =3 den he went: if u turn 2 e middle of e BOOB n blablabla (4gotten wat he blabbed den he STUCK his finger in e middle of dis chi dic which he borrowed fr elizabeth (he smiled 2 her n she smiled back btw) n flunked it open!!! C(X OMG OMG OMG!!! i cant breathe..hoohoo haahaa C(X *calms down* GDNESS...his damn bian tai cann??!!! den everyone was laughing like siao lah...n dat banana DAMN extra lor...she was forcing herself 2 laugh as hysterically as e bian tai ppl n slammed e table like some nutcase?!!!! den me n inez were like imitating her n everyone turned 2 look @ her n started chocking on deir saliver...kk oni i chocked C(X ahaha...damn wat cann she??!!! den i got inez's cheapskate sweet which makes 2 cheapskate sweets C(X BUTT i still haven got me kinder surprise ;_; sho shad rite??

oya..had bad stomach cram e whole day BUTT wasn raining so dont xiang3 wai1 C(X yar...jie n boonyi almost fainted??!! SCARY...!! ~_~ erm...dont think i'll be blogging 4 dis 2 n a half wks liao...EOYS coming really gotta mug liao...*wonders if "cup" would be a better word, mug sooo not bian tai* C(X haehaehae...unless really funny stuffs happen i'll c how =3 CYA!! *hugs tightly*

2004-09-25T21:13:00.000-07:00

didn wanna blog @ 1st BUTT since jie insisted...i shall follow in her footsteps n be niceee *pukes* C(X ahaha...hmm, 2day is a CHAO boring day cuz i practically stayed locked up @ home ALONE doing nth while my parents went ALLLLL E WAY 2 jb juz 2 buy cheap mooncake -______-" i SOOO do NOT noe dem C(X so yar...blast e music as usual...btw i got new idol!! =3 ENERGY!!! ppl hu do not like dem juz shush cuz u gonna get it fr me if u dare insult dem O.o haehaehae...

hmm...oya do u noe dat some ppl hu LUUUUUVS going 2 malaysia sings e "cheap cheap cheap cheap CHIWAWA" song?? AHHHHHAHAHA...my aunt is e proud writer of dis really "nicee" song C(X nvm...dis is so insulting cann??!! btw juz went down 2 e clubhouse cuz can hear alot...i mean ALOTTTTT of noise fr me house so me parents wanna check out wats going on...apparently e commitee was holding some STOOOPID mooncake festival celebration @ e foot of e clubhouse wif a whole gang of cheuwen gathered dere watching some assholic female clown juggle -___________-" WDV??!!! i juz wanted 2 die on e spot mann!! noise pollution lor...i've 2 admit i've met my match...FINALLY smt dats noisier den me lor!! C(X

hmm...deres dis really nice show on channel u now soooo...i thus end my shortest post EVA here...=3 nitez ppl!! ps: jie if u got time help me do e archives thingy n if u really DESPO 4 stuffs 2 do 2 kill time...try adding blog music C(X do u noe how in e 1st place?? O.o haehaehae...

2004-09-24T22:21:00.000-07:00

arghh...my STM getting fr worse 2 worstest mann!!! ANYWAYYY...4gotten 2 mention abt e mian hua during ass. yest C(X ahaha...yx damn funny cann??!!! ma had nth better 2 do so passed dat strend of mian hua 2 me n jie...den we passed back n she passed back again (retarded) yar, she highlighted it orange -_____-" GDNESS!!! shes turning mad too!! C(X den jie oso had nth better 2 do so left e mian hua in front of her which was between yx n sl lah...den dunno y hor, dat strend of mian hua fly fly fly n flew 2 yx's BUTT (it drank red bull??) n yx another 1 had nth better 2 do so she started rocking forward backward??!!! n *TADA!!!* it stuck 2 her BUTT when she got up C(X *laughs hysterically* den me n jie were laughing really retardedly like 2 nutcases, couldn get up @ 1st lor??!!! dis is damn lame as u can tell..plus my whole rite leg numb liao, n jie's rite big toe oso numb??!!! WAT THEORY LAI2 DE4??!! no matter...hugged my stomach all e way back 2 class =3 haehaehae...in conclusion: everyone had nth better 2 do C(X

hmm...2day is an ok day (not happy not sad lah...DUHH) C(X 1st up was erm...zls AGAIN!!!! bleah..was kinda funn thou O.o OMG...DID I JUZ LIE??!! so i did -__-" ahaha...=3 revised on e test later (i mean juz now, erm later, erm...WDV!!! O.o) ehhh...zls missed my row once so went up 2 e board once oni lah...wrote liao4 wang4 tai2 n dat person had 2 comment dat i was wrong when it was rite??!! was glad she kana maluated C(X hu ask her *evil laugh* den inez 4gotten how 2 write fang2 huan4 wei4 ran3 (as in e whole word C(X) yar, so i was being me usual nice self n wrote 4 her *_* AWWWWWW!! n she repaid me back by not tagging my board *grinds teeth* hmm...den cleared e dustbin AGAIN!! wats wif dis class mann?? soooo much rubbish 1 leh..=x

erm eng was next, intended 2 jee kok jee kok ALLLL E WAY 2 new ava rm wif hy BUTT didn cuz we still got face n reputation C(X ahaha..watched dis korean show n it was a pirated cd as usual, dis time round e quality was worse...e old lady looked like some pontianak wif e double vision of a moving BUST C(X ahhhahaha!! =3 den blablabla...got 1 PART e old lady looked like she died so i went (loudly): HUH?? SHE DIE LIAO AH??!! n everyone was like shhhhing me cuz according 2 some ppl it was a TOUCHing show??!!! btw boonyi cried her heart out...4 GOD'S SAKE IT WAS A STOOOPID SHOW =x haehaehae...oya ma was sitting beside me @ 1st trying really DESPERATELY 2 study in e dark n got fedup wif my laughter thx 2 e old lady's BIGGG BUTT which resembled those of zls C(X den she changed place n sat behind, den got more lame PARTS of e show followed up so me n jie was laughing our guts out O.o n yar...she gave up n went until dunno where lor...think was wif niCOCK n npcc *nodds* uhuh..I LUV TULIPS, TURNIPS ROX!!! C(X btw npcc spelt chicken wrongly in her blog AHAHA!!! =3 kentukychiken...

AHEM...science next, was playing wif mian hua BUTT wasn @ e funny PART yet (it was aft recess so if u interested 2 noe wat happened..juz read on cuz i noe alot of ppl read until give up most of e time C(X) haehaehae...did last min cramming b4 leaving 4 recess...RECESS!! erm..ate orange bowl AGAIN, think im addicted liao...like e funeral fotos outside e stall C(X hmm...ate wif jie n char cuz e rest lazy 2 walk over?? O.o dunno lah...so ate ate ate den WAHHLAOOO!!! ma ran 2 tables width n pulled me rubberband!!! *grinds teeth* V FUNNY LAH??!! C(X den of course i ran dere n pulled niCOCK's cuz ma was holding on 2 hers n blablabla...in e end niCOCK still had a rubberband on cuz ma made a deal 2 lend her extra 1 2 her so as 2 prevent her fr pulling hers?? *blur* erm, i dunno wat i juz crapped..think u oso dont get it so...NVM!!! lalala...=3 oya...jie n char were W H I S P E R I N G ! ! ! arghhh...den jie still dare 2 guang1 ming2 zheng4 da4 write in her blog??!! shes getting out of hand nowadays O.o ahaha...naughty jie jie jie jie jie jie (DERE...6 jies in a sentence) C(X

hmm den mich maam called n i went: hu r u?? *hides face* ahaha...passed back e medical hist n peach's one was e funniest: allergy=milk (any cure??) mich maam wrote, n peach wrote down: no cure, juz dont drink -_______-" dats sooo sooo sooooooo retarded cann??!! erm...had 1hr free PERIOD of de AGAIN...n everyone was damn obsessed over ma's mian hua lor??!! dunno wat happened @ 1st lah...den e next thing i noe, ppl sHitting in front behind n beside me started attacking me pinafore wif shreds of mian hua!! C(X den u noe i v revengeful lah...so got hold of inez n stuffed it inside her blouse (or @ least attempted 2) C(X den she was like screaming her ass off cuz she was facing me n i stuffed in2 her front *laughs hysterically* den jen got irri n walked up 2 me wif dis relly fierce look, scarier den wat i've ever seen...even scarier den jie lor...cuz she didn laugh aft a while like jie does C(X btw zls came in2 e class n told e monitors 2 send anyone making noise in class 2 1p cuz she was teaching dere n u guessed it...couple of ppl stared @ pooooor old me ;_; n i said 1...ONE WORD n jen scolded me AGAIN *sews heart back* oya den e mian hua fight cont wif me stuffing mian hua in2 hy front blouse dis time round cuz she oso you3 yang4 xue2 yang4 attempted 2 stuff in2 my shirt -___-" so yar...jen stared n jo called me a molestress when im e victim over here?? helLLOOOoo??!!! C(X yar, den e rest of e PERIODS hy sat really far away *laughs retardedly* dats was sooo exaggerating lah!! C(X

den maths sux yadayadayadayada, blablabla...TEST!! heart was pounding 4 no reason O.o ahem, den 2 Q not sure cuz of e han4 yu3 pin1 ying1 so i came up wif a whole string of words 2 choose fr n...I CHOSE E WRONG ONES!!!! BOOOOOHOOOOO...!!! ;_; was whining all e way outta e class when e bell rang lor??!! dampened my hyperness 4 e day cuz according 2 zq we can FINALLY burn e chi BOOBS C(X *rejoice* WOOHOO!! damn shiok come 2 think of dat =3 haehaehae...den here im n dere is e tv wif survivor on so yar...nite nite sleep tight, bite e bedbugs =3 MIAN HUA ROX ME WORLD!! (inez refuses 2 admit it does) O.o

2004-09-23T23:48:00.000-07:00

WHEE...4gotten 2 mention how unlucky i was yest *nodds* b4 ass. everyone was like preparing 4 e E.Lit thingy n i had 2 cut e name tags out den of course got fei4 zhi2 rite?? den i lazy 2 walk ALLLL E WAY 2 e dustbin lah...den happily threw it across e classrm n *TADA!!!* zls stepped in2 e class n dat BALL of paper almost hit her head C(X was damn funny n everyone was laughing lah...BUTT zls was like kinda angry especially these few days wif me cuz i v huo2 po1 during lessons??!! isn dat gd?? O.o erm nvm...den she said she'll give me 3 chances 2 throw e paper fr my sit in2 e dustbin, if it gets in im safe fr punishments so i throw lah...everyone juz stared -___-" yar, 1st try nope, 2nd nope, 3rd oso NOPE...like wat u expect lor??!!! i sit smack rite in e middle of e classrm!! =/ yar...n im supposed 2 clear e bin 4 3 WHOLE DAYS!!! like i have nth better 2 do lidat lah??!! haehaehae...=3

hmm...these few days everyone's juz too bz mugging, especially lu *nodds* (ps: she ordered me 2 blog abt her being really hardworking -___-") so didn sms much =( oni sent like 23 msg in 2 days??!!! ridiculous 4 a person hu exceeds 1800 rite?? C(X erm...so i made dat up more crapping in class cuz i really REALLY study @ home cann??!!! *_* didn noe i was so guai (aka kiasu) O.o

so yar..2day had pe quiz n i think i most likely really getting an F lor...nv realised dat gold 4 napfa was 21 points, SO LOW??!!! C(X ahaha...wrote 25 den skipped alot of Q thinking later will have time 2 ticum ticum den WAHHLAHHH!! TIMES UP LIAO...=/ wdv lah...OYA!! i was surprised dat estee i talked abt in 1 of e posts read me blog lor??!!! she claimed she didn go bankrupt -___-" erm, was damn tired during lessons dunno y oso, not as if i slept 4 hrs like hy did C(X hmm...cleared e bin =3 haehaehae...

music, 1st grp up (last grp 2 sing -__-") hmm...pig in a wig said we made alot of improvement except 4 e giggling lah...gig gig gig C(X *laughs retardedly* cant blame us if e karaoke version of e song had soooo many PARTS of guitar strumming rite?? RITE!! *blinks* =3 den juz cuz we r e oni grp wif "props" we had 2 present e pp 1st so blablabla...dere was dis really great atmosphere lor!! here we were introducing phantom of e opera wif e songs n slides dat we FLASHED...n dere was e class in complete darkness staring @ e stupid mask we made an hr ago C(X kinda weird thou, alot of times couldn c e words on me script or not den is dunno how 2 pronounce or not den is hugging me stomach fr excessive laughter *laughs retardedly* =3 den got 73, kinda ok oni lah...den was e lucharmanezjen grp wif grease...e music sooo loud BUTT nice (i was singing along n i think e class could hear me loud n clear *proud*) yar...as usual char was e SOFTess C(X ahaha...was kinda disappointed none of dem wore dat ballet skirt thingy C(X den dey got like 82??!!!! V GD LAH!! *grinds teeth* haehaehae =3 WORLD PEACE...!! reminds me of e careless whisper guy *laughs hysterically* C(X

hmmm...was late AGAIN 4 pe =3 phee looked fatter?? O.o ahaha..den we really used e compass lor!! *utterly shocked* i was oni blabbering last wk??!!! den really used compass leh...BUTT 2 e np ppl's disappointment...dere was no map, AWWWW!!! =3 played wif nicely SHAPED cones n blablabla..kinda stupid when me n inez thought e picture was an X n turned out 2b an M or W according 2 some ppl C(X den recess went 2 e gym wif onyu d n yimin...was dying wif e shou3 ce4 howww niceeeee...2ml's chi test is sooo gonna suck cann??!!! =/ dis change of exam format is supposed 2 let us destress n look how haggard everyone looks in class -____-" i can rmb how each pg of e shou3 ce4 looks liao lor??!!! kk maybe not dat powderful lah C(X

den was erm...eng, as usual played really lame games...was kinda glad jee kok didn tell stories or not will have stomachache thruout mann!! C(X had some debates thingy thingy n everyone was cheering like siao when inez n banana went up...dey were practically screaming in2 jee kok's ears lor??!! he seemed so scared of banana cann??!!! =3 damn hilarious, was WOOHOOing all thru, n 2 everyones relieve inez won...shame on e ld ppl =x haehaehae...

chi, zls yakked even more nonsense (aka spRouting nonsense!!! C(X) ahaha..den was e give away ting xie, i cant believe hy got 1 wrong lor??!!! she mugged too much liao lah...poor thingy AWWW!!! *pats* =3 den walked 2 hall 4 aftnoon ass. in 2 straight lines -________-" sooo damn insulting lor??!!! luckily didn have 2 hold hands, u noe my hands lah C(X den was crapping on e way abt bian tai stuffs wif jie...den passed e p1 class n saw dis retarded meimei hu thought she was pregnant or smt *laughs retardedly* she was doing some weird action lah...sticked out her belly n supported it wif boths hands UNDERNEATH!! C(X we were laughing like retards up e stairs *blinks* erm...e ass. sux 2 hell cann??!!! some speech on e ld ppl's trip 2 dunno where, some PART on e earth dats all i noe...den quek was crapping e exam rules n blablabla...half an hr of torture n torments wif bad eng, we finally left...YAYYY!! *rejoice* hugged jie =3 went canteen n crapped summore while waiting 4 dad...saw hy rx hh jo zq n rj, worried abt chem n got zi4 bei1 thx 2 jo n her dunno wat chem knowledge -____-" haizzzz...SOOOO gonna die mann!!! ;_;

studied n studied n studied...BLEAH!! =/ fedup liao lah...den ate n watched SI unsung heroes, nearly chocked cann??!!! was damn funny lah...finally realised lubecca not dat retarded aftall!! C(X was dying wif all dat laughing @ e rocky mann!!! terrible eng lor: THANK U 4 UR SUPPORTINGS!! (or smt lidat) n dat whispering guy: i would like 2 thank media CORPSE!! gurmit oso: hey look!! its mr s'pore universe!!! C(X kk now say not as funny lah...NVM!! =3 hmm oh late liao...NITEZ! *hugs* =3

2004-09-22T22:23:00.000-07:00

hmm...was studying these few sleeeeeepy days..*snores* haehaehae O.o...decided 2 come online since gotta study 4 pe later, sounds damn weird lah: study 4 pe C(X wdv yar...juz wanna take EXTRA precaution in case i get an F in e ppr 4 pe *chokes* ahaha...retarded lor, all i noe is bananas r gd 4 alot of THINGS =3

ehhhh..tue's hist was kinda funny cuz everything gets bian tai on a hyper day *TADA!!!* -___-" ms keh was talking abt herself shopping 4 bras n saw a few st nicks ppl hu volunteered 2 help her out??!!! C(X ahaha...den she made herself sound like she was stalked by some ah bengs n became chao "heroin" O.o fancy ur hist teacher ticking off ah bengs on e streets...juz cuz dey were shocked she was a teacher??!!! wat kinda theory is dis mann??!!! C(X den she went: k ladies, r ur done?? im gonna flash AHHHHAHAHA!!! FLASHHH??!!!! was laughing like nobody's business den ms keh said smt abt e class being too bian tai n i couldn make out wat she said cuz was laughing too hard lah...=3

den had zls lessons...hmm couldn be bothered 2 listen nowadays, she teach (aka yak) deng3 yu2 we sleep in class lor...@ least we get 2 rest rite?? *nodds* uhuh, summore e ci2 yu3 kao3 cha2 4 1B is like FRI?? n we haven even finish reading e chaps cann??!! BUTT e old guai meeee...alr learn everything liao C(X ahaha...so left 7 chaps 2 revise =3 btw i cant rmb wth we did in class during dat PERIOD except dat zls called jie LULU AGAIN...!!

den was art...wasted time drawing sheshells =3 howww niceeeee *grins broadly* summore e cleaner aunty wasn dere 2 provide ENTERTAINMENT!!!! *laughs retardedly* ahem...den angie said e pencilbox i drew v yao4 yan3 so i erased n blablabla...in e end dere was too much blank space on e drawing block i redrew it AGAIN!!! WHEEEEE...soooo funn -__-" *blinks* erm, den shaded a little overboard n turned out kinda charcoal-looking C(X jie drew 2 kinda sheshells which look like identical twins...well wat can i say?? she alr admit her drawing sux in her blog C(X haehaehae...!!

recess loitered ard in class n discussed abt e music n E.Lit projects n ended up crapping AGAIN!! usual scenario lah =3 hmm...den was e most torturous dnt lessons, as usual its getting boringerer as e wks pass n i juz CANT WAIT 4 it 2 end next wk...*rejoice* WOOHOO!! NOOOOOOO MORE old man wif spare tyressssssssss C(X erm...completed e table lamp thingy thingy...e base sux =/ e shuttleCOCK turned yellowish thx 2 e stooooooopid lacquer..HEYYYY!!! I NOE HOW 2 SPELL LACQUERRRR!!! O.O haehaehae...C(X yar den lee STUCK e circuit 2gether n WAHLAHHH!! me hong2 deng1 qu1 *laughs hysterically* e plastic red not my fault rite?? *blinks* ANYWAYYY...jie was in "E RM" wif lee, ALONE!! DENG DENG DENG DENG...C(X (if u get me u get me, if u dont den too bad...) no matter, nth will happen cuz lee doesn seem 2b e kinda ppl wif bad taste =x *runs 2 a corner n hides fr jie* C(X oya, when mine worked...hh was cheering ahaha...weird yar =3 helped char drill HOLES cuz she was scared of e BIGGGG SCARYYYY MACHINES -____________________-"

den maths...erm i cant rmb a thing ;_; my STM getting fr bad 2 worse lor...ALL LU'S FAULT!! hehe...O.o if im not wrong, me n hy dieded during rashi's PERIOD *nodds* WHEEEE...WE DIEDED WOOHOO!!! *blinks* SKEWS ME 4 me retardedness...its kinda like a side effect when 1 stuffs too much chi words in2 a tiny COMPARTMENT known as E BRAINNN O.o haehaehae...notice i used MUCH instead of many?? its uncountable *slams head on table* AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! im going nutssss =3

2day...*TADA!!!* spent most of it wif jie, dunno y oso C(X stepped in2 class n became e typical sec1 diligence student: I TOOK OUT E CHI SHOU3 CE4 N STUDIED...O.O omigdnessss??!!! i have really changed ALOT...ahhhhh god!! SAVEE MEEEE...!! -__-" hmm...had e mostest relaxing hist lesson EVER, started on e sec2 bk n e 1st chap printed in e bk deng3 yu2 leaving it blank lor...ahaha william far(no C)quar is sooooo lame lah...ms keh was trying 2 make herself sound retarded n sadly, she hasn followed in me footsteps...AWWWWW!!! C(X den she FLASHED a few slides n we juz listened sleepily =3

E.Lit was kinda maluating lor??!!! inez refused 2 pose so char posed in dis weird curtsy manner...i couldn c much of e last PART cuz everyone was crowded @ e door wif ppl fr other classes staring @ our nice BUTTS =3 bet dey had a nice view O.o *pukes* wdv...haehaehae, we kana 1st grp up thx 2 inez (no offence...thou i noe she doesn read dis blog nor any others C(X) e whole class was like sooo maluated in front of dat stoooopid teacher lor??!! think she hates us even more now since we suck @ acting *proud* C(X aiya heck care dat person lah...den erm, dat grp hu were hated by most thought dey were sooooo goooooood...dey copied e "haehaehae" PART which we copied fr a certain someone hu played as mr lee n tucked in her shirt sooooo high up DERE??!!! ahaha...reminds me of her best fwen: 2, 3, 4, UP! C(X erm nvm...in e end we gave dat grp 25/40, e lowest mark accepted *evil laugh* wonder how my grp did O.o den hh dat grp kinda gd =3 jo sooo cute lor, should juz tie it lidat n hh can juz remain retarded 4EVRRRR..!!

recess had 2 go new ava rm 4 physics @ 11.15 BUTT too lazy 2 walk ALLLLLL e way 2 e canteen so went straight @ 10.50 n waited like kana punishment lidat C(x talking abt OUTstanding ppl hu kana punishments reminds me of dis faithful day in p5 *clouds appear above me head* C(X erm...was cathecism (is dat how its spelt O.o wdv...) den ms foo my form teacher (aka discipline mistress) was yakking abt terrorism n guns *BANG!!* den u noe me lah...copied her stoooopid action n laughed like siao...den became OUTstanding pupil n stood outside e class e whole day smsing n playing wif some keychain in me pocket C(X *laughs retardedly* my class was away fr e rest of e sch so no one saw me =3 *grins broadly* haehaehae...

erm back 2 physics...went thru e stoooopid paper, cant believe dat lubecca got highest 36/40 lor??!! n blablabla...took back maths paper when returned 2 class even thou it wasn maths PERIOD O.o yar...did TERRIBLE!!!!! ;_; was on e verge of crying cann??!!! HAIZZZZZZ...wat 2 do?? i didn study *blinks innocently* N IT WAS ALLLLL CARELESS OKAEEE??!!! =/ arghh..shall not blab abt dis liao...hmm bio was weird, i didn even listen @ all lor...dat lee lee starting 2 get impatient wif my "wonderful" class AGAIN, howww niceeee *_* erm...den copy copy copy all e slides she FLASHED lah...=3

maths ARGHHHHH!!! dat quek came back AGAIN...n evryone was like damn impatient wif her lah...she marked like damn strict lor??!!! no statements -1 or 2 marks...HATE HERRR!!! especially hy cuz she kana -2 haehaehae...C(X den was e test liao...got a couple dunno so yar...gonna die terribly AGAIN!! hmph...fri gonna be worse mann!!! AHHHHHHHH...juz let me die suan4 le4 ;_; ehh...gtg study 4 pe liao, nite nite sleep tight, bite e bedbugs =3

2004-09-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 2day damn funny cann??!!! *gets hyper* althou morn was kinda boring lah...went wif zq 2 2u AGAIN 2 pass letter 2 her lover den she went in2 e class n came out 11 secs later...HEY I COUNTED!! C(X yar...den went her class n concluded dat it turned in2 a gambling den n if im not wrong e hockey estee kana bankrupt aft a game of cards C(X RETARDED...erm nvm, den played abt 20 games of tic-tac-toe on e checkered board n tied wif zq *laughs retardedly* den marianne suddenly POP out n scared us 2 death wif dat LOOOONG face...dunno wats up wif her lah...BUTT she was better aft ass. no matter =3

den 1st up was zls n her crapssssses AGAIN lah...wasn dat bad dis time round erm...she was talking abt ameline n her missing wallet...den somehow accused e class 4 theft den OM came in n ranted abt jailBIRDS n stuffs blablabla...ppl walked past e class, damn throw face lor...like as if anyone in my class would steal desiree's hp dunno how many zillion months ago n cont stealing ameline's wallet now??!!! plus my class is chu1 le4 ming2 de4 guai1 gias4 no one would believe lor...den juz when e OM entered e class zls told us 2 greet him n we went: gd morning OM (rite aft she called him mr ?? eh wats his name O.o wdv...) yar den everyone laughed lah...BUTT our usual gang of ppl were laughing damn hysterically, CUZ DD BROKE HER CHAIR'S LEG!!!! C(X AHAHA..AHA...AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! dammit retarded lor??!!!! den i was laughing like soooo mad n zls shouted my name ;_; (i still couldn stop laughing thou) C(X sososo CHAO FUNNY MANN!!!!! den dere she was holding e chair leg while sitting on it listening 2 e OM lecture us...summore she kept on smiling lor??!!!! i couldn control myself den when OM left...me n jie burst out laughing again cuz dd cont attemping 2 sit on it??!!!!! summore soooo many ppl didn c lor...den i told dd 2 tell zls so as 2 clear my innocence =3 den zls told her 2 carry e chair plus its leg ALL E WAY 2 e hall n get a new one...AHAHA damn embarrassing cann??!!! C(X

den was boring old maths ...n i was so hyper cuz dat dd thingy kept me wide awake C(X den dat rashi pian pian must choose san shi ba 2 write e ans on e board cuz i was exceptionally noisy 2day *proud* =3 den she like sooo blur aft i wrote my shortcut way 2 arrive 2 e inverse proportion ans on e board n SOOOOO...i had 2 explainnnnn haehaehae...blablabla yar den had a game again n yi xin was damn funny lor??!!!! C(X she was called up 2 compete wif dat person 4 a bar of chocs n she got like so EXCITED!!! =3 ahaha...!!! in e end she won n everyone was relieved *evil laugh* oya...den we got our sweets=4 mentoses O.o *laughs retardedly* yar, inez finally ate sweets in class *utterly shocked* cuz it wasn cheapskate unlike jee kok's C(X

hmm...during science tan lee lee gave us POP quiz 2 revise our bio n i practically 4gotten everything lah =3 so was copying around n lee lee couldn be bothered C(X den inez was covering her ans when char juz took jie's paper n copied rite in front of lee lee lor?? -_____-" den she was saying: i knew u would copy me! me: of course lah...den wat else m i doing?? *laughs hysterically* C(X

spent recess trying 2 steal onyu's grp dat script den dey didn allow cuz dey scared i copy deir "MAGNIFICENT" plot??!!! C(X helLLOOO my grp alr wrote everything out liao...hu so wu liao rewrite juz so dat i can copy ur "MAGNIFICENT" plot C(X ahaha!! jk jk =3 den tried out e singing thingy AGAIN @ e balcony den yi min n onyu were so terrified of e raindrops AHHH!! I SHOOOO SCARED...HELP MEEE~~!!! C(X haehaehae -___-" den discussed abt e play thingy oso lah...jie memorised her seWen lines liao...n i, my 1 pathetic line =3 ahaha...yar it goes: NOOooo...its juz dat...O.o hehe...!!!

lit was snoozing den it ended juz b4 it was inez's turn 2 cont e merchant of vernice story...tsktsk, lucky little gal C(X den...chi lit got paper back n scored quite well *proud* C(X uhuh...den was told 2 write e teachers' names on e conduct SHIT den jen wrote e eng teacher as: mrS seth tan C(X den alot of ppl wanted inez 2 write on e board as: mr seth tan jee kok *laughs retardedly* C(X den she wrote lah...n seth stepped in2 e class!! C(X damn lame!! yar n everyone laughed like siao aft he asked wats wrong wif his name cuz he likes it n his dnt teacher once called him jeekok jeekok jeekok...like a horse, EXACTLY wat jo wrote in her post lor??!!! den more laughing aft he wrote his email: tan_jee_kok@moe.edu.com.sg on e board C(X *laughs hysterically* den he said dis damn stooopid story abt some businessman taking a POWER JET WIF 4 BIGGG ENGINES ON BOTH SIDES *does action* dedededededede..!!!!! AHHHHAHAHAH!!! damn retarded cann??!!! i was on e verge of banging my head on e table when he said e engines BURST into flames cuz of turbulance C(X i was practically lying on e table n couldn straighten up cuz my stomach was lik so sooo SOOOO crammed fr excessive laughter mann..!! C(X n blablabla n e moral of e story was 2 not be erm dunno wat lah...BUTT has smt 2 do wif starting 2 study asap -_____-" n i gussed dat it was 2 prepare an extra ENGINE in case it all BURSTS!!! C(X ahaha...damn bian tai cann??!! =3

hmm...den was damn hyper e rest of e day n e lesson cont wif e peer editing n dis stooopid game: ZOOM, YEEK, SWOOSH, KERPLUNK -_________-" it was downrite lame mann!! den i was supposed 2 pick up e imaginary "ball" when inez kerplunked it n i refused C(X it was toooo retarded 4 me lah...*blinks innocently* C(X yar den it finally ended *rejoices* ahaha *does action* dededededede...!!! *laughs hysterically*

den was supposed 2 stay back 2 practise e play thingy n inez, sitting RITE beside MEEE..ahem, 4GOTTENED 2 TELL ME IT WAS CANCELLED!!! =/ so dere i was...kukuly asking ppl 2 eat wif me while waiting 4 my dad...luckily hy n rx was dere, HENG LOR??!! n in e end inez came n ate wif us -__-" n we cont laughing @ every single thing n ppl stared =3 howw niceee C(X yar, dere was alot of NOODLEling ard n it was so gross n retared!!! i couldn take it lor..O.o erm nvm...den left aft hy n rx ran away ;_; wdv lah..saw xw maam den was waving like an ah siao *blinks* yar...she asked if me dad fetching me home anot n den said i was spoilt...i replied wif:y, u jealous ah?? C(X den she went: hey, ur darling ah?? i looked up n e next thing i knew...i saw dd C(X lame!! den i went: NOOO..urs lah!! den i saw ms ng O.O got a shock n kept smiling retardedly 2 her cuz didn noe wat else 2 do lah...n she went:BYE!! *smiles* -_____-" so i byeded her back lah...dis is SHOOOOO RETARDED!!! AHHHHHHH...wat has taken over me??!!! O.o erm...nvm C(X

2004-09-19T23:18:00.000-07:00

heyheyheyHEY!!! -___-" erm..nvm C(X aiya 2day is such a retarded day dat im not sure i have e CAPABILITIES 2 put it down in words =3 ahaha...BUTT 1st i shall juz comment dat im chaochaochao guai yest cann??!!! *_* studying can be fun @ times O.o OMG!!! did i juz say dat??? *takes back* C(X

hmm...apparently xw complained i bluff her i blog everyday O.o ahaha...aiya ppl studying mah...@ least i dont go ard admitting im les n accepting ppl's 'proposals' 2b a real les rite?? C(X ahaha...jk jk, i still wanna live n get promoted 1 okaee =3 haehaehae..oya n everyone is studying nowadays so not much ppl update daily, sho sian O.o nvm C(X

erm...went ma's house 4 lit project n her house is kinda BIG n damn messy...must be she make 1 C(X tsktsk...naughty gal, jen nv discipline her animals properly C(X oya...her mum is a gd cook cuz my mum can oni fry all e diff styles of EGGS on earth n her mum made marcoroni (is dat how its spelt?? AIYA...heck care) erm marcoroni 'pizza' ?? erm i dunno wat it is lah...DONT STRESS MEEE!!! -___-" n yar was kinda nicee BUTT me n char was juz tooo full so yar...didn finish lah..DUHH C(X haehaehae...ma's mum scolded her n she scolded us ;_; erm...nvm ahaha den we somehow attempted 2 concentrate on e stoooopid project n u noe lah...e cUm is always so powderful n "attractive" cuz it nv fails 2 ying3 you4 e zoo ppl 2 msn...yar n blogs too!! =3 btw 4 e last time 2 e ppl hu dunno: I. DO. NOT. HAVE. MSN. NOR. DO. I. USE. MY. EMAIL. CUZ. I. DONT. HAVE. BROADBAND!!! O.o kk go on laugh all u want...no broadband is god dammit PATHETIC, i noe i noe how niceee hehe...!!

ahem...where was i?? OYA...den as usual inez would be like geting us 2 start work n as usual no one ever listens C(X AHAHA...!! she kinda poor thing @ times eh O.o haehaehae...yar den we did discuss 4 a TINY WEENY LITTLE while n inez wrote out 1 n a half pg of e script which consisted of nth but nonsense C(X wanted 2 add some funny lines abt mr lee's role BUTT not enough ppl so everyone kinda dissapointed...BUTT in e end jie gonna play 2 roles *laughs retardedly* bet dat sushilla would be like: u gals fr diligence ah...ALWAYS got private jk ah -__-" wdv lah...no one EVER listens 2 her crap n if u ever noticed..shes e oni teacher dat disencourages e students fr dropping E.Lit @ sec3?? i told my mum dat n she went: AIYO..juz drop it lah..waste time oni, dat subject so stoooopid C(X retarded lah...

erm den shortly aft some (i mean ALOTTTT) more crapping, it was 2.30 n niCOCK left 4 chi tuition O.o poor thingy, fancy having CHI tuition on a sun tsktsk..hmm den jie's chi tuition teacher called 2 ask whether her sis was having tuition??!!! O.o weird lah...yar den 1st time heard her speak chi in complete sentences so everyone was juz staring...=3 uhuh..n ALOTTTT more crapping n bouncing on ma's bouncy thingy thingy n spilling of ribena n toilet rolls n kitkats later, inez had 2 leave 4 mass aft completely giving up hope on us *proud* *_* so as u guessed...without her, e house was even messier O.o as in erm...AIYA I DUNNO HOW 2 PUT IT LAH!! *blinks* erm...yar so no one cared abt e project liao lah...=3 haehaehae so it was juz msn, msn, msn n more MSNNNNNN!!! arghhh...i so damn extra lah...thou e PART where ma NPCC n jie bullied char using dat recording thingy was damn funny C(X it kept going: im charlotte n i luv ry...im ry n i luv charlotte MUAX!! *laughs retardedly* all in diff diff erm...sounds?? O.o

hmm..den NPCC completely took over e cUm n started dis damn lame convo wif ja wif her nick as: im charlotte n i luv...blablabla u noe lah...C(X den char obviously "angry" lah...thou no one's scared of her (obviously...she doesn possess wat of which jie has) C(X haehaehae...she damn poor thing lor *blinks* yar den kept begging jen n i 2 help her..cuz we were e oni ones hu were anti-msn lah...n we juz stood dere n laughed *evil laugh* C(X dat was soooooo retarded mann!!! =3 den dey took pity on char n gave in eventually, she was like damn relieved lor...AHAHA!! den NPCC threatened 2 post dat really embarrassing convo on her blog C(X so aft much struggling n blablabla...NPCC didn noe how 2 post -____-" den jen had 2 leave n left lah...

OYA!! i 4got 2 say e music ppl welcome e rest of e E.Lit grp ppl wif: ke4 ren2 lai3 kan1 wen2 jen1, wen2 jen1 bu4 zai4 jia1 n blablabla ??!!!! damn retarded n jen hit me 4 dat when i didn even sing ;_; i was scrathing me nose n she pushed me hand so yar, somehow bashed myself -____-"

hmm...den ALOTTT more msn n blogging n voice recordings, jie left n more silence wif e cUm =3 i dunno y i so damn quiet leh O.O *utterly shocked* 1st time didn open me mouth 4 over half an hr lor??!! weird old me =3 haehaehae... den went down wif NPCC n ma n went home in e rain C(X

hmm came home bathed n crapped a while on e fone wif QUEK n jie n left 4 airport...2 eat sakae *_* damn full by dat time lor...whole day got dat marcoroni in me stomach growling n growling *blinks* ahaha...den came back 3 watch william hung wif lu on e fone C(X

2004-09-17T22:46:00.000-07:00

ehh...damn paisae hor, u noe lah...stupid blog spoil suddenly n everything kana STUCK??!! C(X den yar...attempted 2 be patient n wait 4 it 2 recover by itself (as in find itself back) uhhuh, den me anxiousness of blogging took over me n *TADA!!!* im back...i noe alot of ppl miss me *blinks innocently* im truely greatful 4 e wonders of jie's fingers which does magic 2 e cUms...O.o THX!!! *hugs* =3

kk i have smt 2 confess...IM SHO SHO SHO SHORRY 2 my zhong1 shi2 du2 zhe3, i 4gotten wdv happened on wed, its in e fruity family lah, STM *nodds* =3 so erm...lets c, yest when charity b4 ass. AGAIN O.o dunno y hor...dat mooshy gal every morn must call me or sms me 2 ask whether im in sch yet anot...helLLOOO i stay in tamp leh, althou i can fly BUTT deres still e traffic rules 2 stick 2 u noe: NO speeding pass limits during cowie flights -_____-" kk so...i juz crapped HOWW NICEE?? it feels kinda weird these days, dat whenever i got nth better 2 say, my mouth would start talking nonsense uncontrollably n its annoying even MEE??!! haehaehae...yar C(X

did e stupid keluar baris thingy thingy AGAIN...n its getting irri lor, lke no one's doing IT lor??!!! C(X oya announcement: baris is not=attention...dat woman spouts nonsense juz like me O.o ahaha...cuz e command cant be:attention ATTENTION!! rite...so baris=parade yupp yupp...parade, follow me PARADE! again again...P A R A D E understand, understood C(X *laughs retardedly* hey vvv LOOONG nv use dat phrase liao...weird, nvm...den had morn jog sooo...hmm JOG LAH!!!

shortly aft was music test liao...hmph my grp did e terriblestest lor, sho shad n disappointed cuz we expected a better mark =/ stupid lee (pig in a wig C(X) had 2 retake again next wk, MAH FAN!!! we were like so diff fr other grps n e whole class got A n we almost kana a C lor...WDV?? summore crapped some stupid useless rules b4 e test started, say dunno wat: ok gaaaals, oni can play once cuz i gotta be fair 2 e other classes...WOMAN U BROKE E RULES U JUZ SET!! O.o kk so, she was being nice ahaha...den we gave her e score 2 play on e piano when everything ended n she juz played it like a piece of cake...unlike xun hu was struggling wif e right hand C(X haehaehae...think we'r e oni grp not getting an A ;_; y i so poor thing one??!! always get laoya grades 4 dis kinda things...i had a BEEEGFATT D 4 ipw =3

hmmm...dashed 2 specs stand 4 pe cuz was terribly late den phee got kinda irri cuz e pe leaders came late C(X yar...den was e stupid "treasure" hunt game which was supposedly funn, n turned out god dammit tiring lah, was worse den np's topo lor...summore it was oni concentrated @ e specs stand n extendsion??!! in e end onyu desiree yi min xun n i were e oni grp hu manage 2 get e aircon Q rite!! =3 *rejoice* dis goes 2 show dat onyu doesn have a squarish brain C(X ahaha...oya den hy complain dat serene copied her grp's ans den both teams won wif 30...O.o e worst PART was when pe ended n i bui song dat np ppl lost n went: AIYA...if got compass sure win one!! n u noe my voice v loud, dat USUALLY in class i say one word e monitors would shush me *proud* yar..so phee heard n went: ok krystal, next wk we shall c..*maluated* kk wdv C(X

hmm...wth did i do during recess *ponders HARD* ehh think i hung ard wif marianne n mooshy gal...aiya we talked abt stuffs TOO retarded even 4 me 2 rmb C(X den was eng which i oso cant rmb wat we did...WOOHOO!! dis is all lu's fault, fancy inheriting these bad bad BAD stuffs fr her =x haehaehae...OYA!!! was playing e apple orange banana coconut game -___-" yar den chi, zls crapped soooo much within dat half an hr lor...peifu mann??!!! den halfway thru me n hy spot rashi outside e class where e indian cleaner used 2 like scaring us 2 death, suddenly POPPING out fr no where n starts sweeping C(X she thought was her lesson...she looked so maluated n left wif zls standing @ e door shouting: ITS MY PERIOD!!! (down e corridor)n smiling retardedly 2 herslf...somehow plssed dat e class was laughing uncontrollably AHAHA!! BUTT i think she noes wats making us laugh lah...wat u expect fr someone teaching 4 20 odd yrs, old ehh C(X

den was e all waited aftnoon ass. had some weird weird malay music intro stuff n was laughing like siao @ dat retarded teacher lor??!!! she's she's erm unexplainable mann...her yi1 ju3 yi1 dong4 (AHAHA...DONG4??!!! C(X) was juz dammit retarded n nth else cann??!! her voice sounded so damn kuku summore still dere 2 speak 2 e whole sch??!! her bravery has far surpassed beyond which of william hung C(X haehaehae...n e whole show was juz soooo funny was once again laughing wif jie damn loudly lah...jen kept shushing us =3

oya, wed had POP eng compo test which everyone was panicking e last min, cuz no freaking teacher thought us how 2 write e formats 4 anything summore was report format dat came out...N WE HAD NO FREAKING IDEA HOW ITS SUPPOSED 2B!! =/ *calms down* yar...i started off wif: Officer,...blablabla n ended wif: urs truelly, krystal...if u noticed, i spelt e truly wrongly summore??!!! -__-" ahhhhhh...was rushing lah *gives more excuses* C(X

hmmm...2DAY!! i can rmb wat happened C(X ehh had keluar baris AGAIN n e sec4 kana scolded by zls gd fwen 4 no particular reason tsktsk...poooor thingies AWWWW...got O's stress n still must suffer fr old-woman-nagssssssses stress C(X erm...chi zls didn teach much thx 2 lee hsien long n e circulars =3 N E HOLIS START ON 1ST NOV!!! *sobs* sho sho sho shad lor...we'r supposed 2 enjoy ourselves, wreaking havoc in sch n im gonna spend time wif my philo at home. all alone. ;_; hmm...den seth didn let us watch movies lor...so pissed den he tried 2 bribe us wif his "seth's goodies" which inez simply REFUSED 2 take any cuz she thought it was all cheapskate which is true lah..C(X no matter i still took e last green apple sweet or not i'll be eating myself liao...haehaehae =3

mohan was still on paternal leave squeezing desperately 4 more milk 2 feed his darling twins C(X must be tiring work mann..all dat squezing hah..AHAHA!! den recess went 2 eat n crap wif reb n dan @ 2p...reb had new dog, new fone n new tann line C(X den her class had so many deflated BALLoons, CHAO funny n gross lor...blablabla, den didn have de so in total had 2hrs plus of free PERIOD 2 do wat?? STUDY..arghh, was dying wif all e fomulas crammed in me brain den still had 2 go through half an hr of maths lor...everyone was suffering cann??!! O.o

finally e test came n i didn have sweaty palms!! WHEE...O.o yar den dieded during e test lah...damn diff mann, heard all e other classes no matter wat subject dey took got really diff papers lor...luckily we didn get chem as last module or not it'll definitely be horrble mann!! pity those classes C(X think i managed 2 minus 7 marks liao...*proud* =3

didn wanna study e rest of e day so crapped wif lu on e fone 4 abt 3hrs plus den tagged my board 4 her n i reply C(X nth can be lamer den dis lor??!!! n i had 2 bathe so put down lor..@ 1st she told me 2 bathe while talking 2 her O.O she say she once did dat wif her fwen n dat fwen was bathing too??!!! so dey heard water fr e line ends -_____-"

2004-09-14T22:58:00.000-07:00

hmm..how niceee, blogger got prob AGAIN!! so im currently blogging wif an empty blog =/ if u get wat i mean lah...ARGHHHH so infuriating BUTT jie say it should be okaee aft a few days so im blogging cuz of 3 reasons: 1.it'll be saved so its safe 2 type n no worries abt deleted posts =3 2.i scared i forget wat happened 2day C(X 3.IM DAMN BORED!!

haehaehae...went 2 class in e morn n left wif zq 2 accompany her 2 visit her idol/lover C(X awww...im soo niceee *_* ahaha, actually cuz was sian plus it was really early den not much ppl in class *laughs retardedly* saw dis stupid CUCKOO BIRD fluttering ard e smelly pond den landed @ e waters edge n drank e ewwwie stangnant water=alot of MOQUISTO (ahaha...rmb mrs QUEK??!!!) kk mosquito larvae in e stomach *pukes* EWW EWWWW EWWWWWWW!!

yar den same as yest, alot of comments abt me hair =3 jie say my hair v cute *_* AWWWW!! rarely c her so honest...haehaehae, hmm...had hist den ms keh mentioned some BUTT scratching by some shanghai waiter damn gross lah n blablabla...she ranted @ banana n a couple of us rejoiced *evil laugh* C(X hu ask her open her mouth??!! stupid means stupid =x oppsie, aiya heck care her lah...O.o

erm den was chi, zls had her usual LOOOOONG lessons *dieded* yar, now i finally realised y she on such gd terms wif dat vice pricipal liao..tsktsk, talk abt old women C(X oya den she said she was gonna further her studies n get a masters @ e age of 51??!!! (which means she got honours degree... *utterly shocked* wonder wat subject she study O.o) she siao or wat..of course no one is siaoer den e all unbeatable champ: JASLYN QUEK!! C(X if anyone wondering...i nv met her =3

hmm, ohhh ohhh den it was art...chao funny lor, firstly was e cleaner incident...dat women stuck dis rag @ e end of a bamboo pole n cleaned e art rm windows outside e rm...den we were in e rm lah...DUHH...yar den saw dis moving cloth @ e window C(X retarded lor...summore last nite was e last nite when e gates closed *laughs retardedly* erm...den was drawing SHESHELLS (bett jie was thinking of her big-headed nigel C(X) haehaehae den dat artist, wats her name?? i still dunno leh..kk so alot of ppl dunno her name aft 1 whole term wif her...HOW NICEE?? =3 yar den she said i had e illustrative TOUCH??!! like, helLLOOO i dunno wat u talking abt?? den she went: u give her smt 2 draw, everything will become cartoon in her hands -____-" like wdv lah...i juz noe shes jealous dat im a born cartoonist n shes not C(X oya drew me half dog half lion beside my name 2 further prove im a professional cartoonist *laughs retardedly*

den had recess...remained in class 2 practise 4 music test, i actually got e hang of it n memorised it within such short time lor...cuz we were crapping half e time =3 (i nv heard e song we were gonna sing b4, OMG...didn noe i SOOO smart *_*) den had dnt, tell u ah...i really cant stand e whispering alr cann??!!! i was oni asking lee 2 fix my table lamp n 6 or 7 ppl had 2 stare??!!! i v nice 2 stare @ izzit?? O.o oya den everyone clapped n cheered when e light came out C(X dat was so lame...nearly completed liao =3 as usual im e 1st few along wif some others *grins broadly*

maths was DAMN BORING!! wasnt listening as usual lah...copied inez ans cuz lazy 2 do C(X den half way thru dere was some yakking sound fr justice according 2 jie's blog =3 yar den we looked @ each other n said 'SUSHILA' 2gether haehaehae retarded lah..reminds me of dis ass. once when we were told 2 go back 2 class n do wdv we wanted cuz got xtra time...den we looked @ each other n went: go back 2 class n do wdv we want??!!! AHAHA C(X EXACT words k??!! =3 kk back 2 2day, erm SHO SHORRY ZQ! was too late 2 get me dad 2 come later liao...paisae, shall eat 2gether some other day k, GOOOOD GAL!! *pats* C(X

had alot of hw O.o yar was really REALLY guai dis time round...completed everything n studied 4 e 12 chaps ting xie *dieded AGAIN* BUTT not yet finish lah..DUHH..kk gtg nite nite sleep tight, bite e bedbugs =3

2004-09-13T22:02:00.000-07:00

WHEE!! sch 2day, finally mann..i tell u i really dieded cann??!! dis whole wk juz sux..as u can c lah..even zq pities me *nodds* go read her blog if u dont trust me (i noe alot of ppl dont =3) ahaha...hmm juz SO HAPPY!!!

aiya...sat was so guai *blinks innocently* stayed @ home e WHOLE day studying chi *_* awww...actually was practically smsing n blasting e music C(X erm...sun went 2 cousin's house warming...had catering n enjoyed 'pirates of e carribian" in e mini theatre @ e clubhouse *_* how niceee *jealous*

kk maybe sch 2day wasn as funn or EXCITING as i expected...4 me @ least ;_; hmm stepped in2 class n all my 2 pieces of meat sticking out fr either sides of my head (aka ears) heard was laughter -__-" ahaha yar, everyone noes lah...I. TIED. MY. HAIRer. go on, those ppl hu dunno..go n laugh ur asses off C(X i think i looked cute okaee (except dat it got a LITTLE messy aft awhile lah) yar, walked down e corridor n everyones jelly balls (aka eyes) stares @ e weird creature O.o *laughs retardedly* refused 2 go ard e classes 2 collect e PPRers lor...aft seeing lu's big reaction =3 hmm...didn have family time WOOHOO!! no more interminable LOOOOONG speeches by e all hated mrs cheong *pukes*

had some zls style lecture 1st thing on e morn of e 1st day of e term??!! =/ was lethargic lor..really wanted someone 2 kill me on e spot den jaslyn QUEK sms me den she had pe so couldn kill me, thus i survived half dead e rest of e day =3 how nicee...

erm as everyone noes, 2 teachers didn come *rejoice* ehh mohan was bz squeezing his milk 2 e twins AGAIN??!!! haehaehae, n shanshan left halfway thru sch, i guess it was pms C(X yap u guessed it..was crapping wif e retard sitting on me right thruout everything, we both dieded =3 was playing some kiddy kiddy stuffs *blinks innocently* talking abt kiddy...during maths, rashi actually thought of smt funn *utterly shocked* BUTT...she still 4gotten me kinder surprise...so angry mann!! O.o *laughs retardedly*

recess played table tennis wif lu n met zq n marrianne n xw n reb n dan, whom all oso had dis retarded shocking look on deir faces, e funniest was jessica lor..cuz she cut her hair so we were like staring n pointing @ each other's heads n laughing our asses off C(X damn funny i tell u O.o kk maybe not DAT exaggerating lah...xw messed me hair when i passed dd n bj pics 2 her, she layer her hair so her head's smaller now C(X *evil laugh*

hmm...my name was on sushi's mouth as e meanest gal in class thx 2 inez 4 tui1 xuaning me =/ c lah...now she noe my name liao den gonna call me up fr now on cuz i got a cheeky look??!!! if im cheeky, den wats hh =x haehaehae...erm was kinda lonely in fact, didn talk much 2 e usual lots ;_; yar...den in e afternoon not a single soul sms me lor...had dis confused feeling lah, i dont even noe whether i was sian or pissed or sad or wdv *blinks* currently it stands @ lethargic C(X

oya some of e really wu liao ppl came up wif e mushroom poem...quite nice cuz erm it gives a sorta ring?? C(X haehaehae...if u interested juz click on any link u can c one cuz apparently dey copied each other's posts -____-" yap..KEEP IT UP PPL!! i noe u can DO IT wif e DETERMINATION...ahaha =3

OMG!! jie juz reminded me 2ml got dnt=more whispering =/ y u remind me?? O.o ahaha...kk 'friends' last epi starting liao...gtg, dont miss me ah =3 LUV EVERYONE LOADS!! *hugs tightly* C(X

2004-09-10T22:24:00.000-07:00

haehaehae<-dis is officially e way a retarded laughter should be like fr now on...yap u guessed it, its e way small reb laughs -__-"

hmm...disregard e above its LAME!! lalalala lalalala elmo's butt, lalalala lalalala elmo's butt, elmo has his butt, his big red butt, dats elmo's butt!! haehaehae...u may choose 2 disregard dis too..cuz i was forced in2 writing dis crap thx 2 a certain someone hu (sweetly) crapped wif me 4 over 3 hrs on e fone C(X dere was 'soothing' background music of her 'beloved' sis playing e recorder too!! uhhuh..it was none other den *drum roll* LUIZA LEE!! (hu claims lee kuan yew noes her granddad O.o) haehaehae =3 no matter..LUVYA LOADS DAJIE!! *hugs tightly*

erm..u may consider it a terrible day 2day...i broke record n woke up @ 8.15 am lah..DUHH..yar den went sch earlier 4 dental app. hmm..was an hr early..reached @ 9 den jump Q hehe..C(X ahaha erm yar..den bled alot thruout, both in my mouth n my butt C(X ahaha..stupid nurse kept saying she'll be gentle..EWWWWW!! *pukes* if u get me u get me, if u dont den nvm..=3 ehh reminds me of onyu's cousin's blog..was talking abt s** den in e end turn out 2b dental TOUCHup too!! C(X haehaehae...wdv yar..den went eat macs hotcakes ALONE..den stupid service, nearly cheat my hotcake!! nwr give me my hotcake lor??!! had 2 get my uncomfortable butt off e chair n walk ALL E WAY 2 e counter 2 ask 4 it den e stupid person thought i was ordering -___- yar den finally got my hotcake aft e manager called 4 e person hu took my order: HEY ANGELINE!! ITS A ST NIC GAL LEH!! wdv, @ least dere was justice done 2 my hotcake C(X ahaha...

den left macs 2 c a cockroach crawling 2 my seat..HENG AHHH!! left on time or not dere wont be lu's mum 2 chase aft e COCK wif newspaper n smash IT *laughs retardedly* =3 hmm... took bus 2 YCK interchange ALONE..den met jo den said HI! den kept silence -__-" haehaehae...hh came aft a while, we blinked @ each other 4 abt 3 secs O.o HEYY..I COUNTED!! =3 ahaha..den silence cont blablabla, MY BUS CAME!! left den saw e 2som still keeping quiet??!!! O.o e world's gone dumb or wat..DEY LEH?? not juz anyone, helLLOOO E 2 BIGGG MOUTHS??!!! =x ahaha..no matter den went home lah...

left e house ard 12.15, half an hr aft reaching O.o haehaehaeh...took bus 2 tamp interchange n guess wat?? E. F***ING. DOUBLE-DECKER. 69. BUS. HAD. 2B. SQUASHED. WIF SARDINS. N. I. HAD. 2B. 1. OF. E. FELLOW. SARDINE. N. NOT. JUZ. ANY. PLAIN. OLD. SARDINE. I. HAD. 2B. E. 1. STANDING. @. E. DOOR!!!!!! =/ e female bus driver was like: siao mei mei, be careful hor..-__-" yar...noticde dere were alot of malay guys, in fact, DERE WERE ONI MALAY GUYS??!! hmm..all going 2 e mosque =3 oya did i mention all eyes were on me whenever e door opens..nvm erm i noe i could've taken e next bus BUTT was already late lor..yar den got off having 2 fine 2 miss calls (u c...i called ethel 6 times C(X) ARGHHH!! called her back n she told me dis really REAllYYYY, CHAO wonderful news: hey krys, i dont think i wanna go liao..wushu ended late (which explains her not picking e fone or replying my, msgssss) den yh not going liao...dont wanna rush oso, sorry ah =3 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smoke puffing fr all holes* C(X haehaehae...erm yar, was fuming cann??!! dat made THREEEEEE cancelled app. ;_; tiffy said: dats cuz no one likes u n doesn wanna be wif u...*sews e beyond sewable state heart* sho shad lor..think im being bullied @ times O.o

apparently..i had no choice but 2 roam ard tamp mall n century square ALONE!!! (again) how niceee...=3 wdv, yar den was smsing all e while since morn C(X luv me fone 2 bits *hugs* haehaehae...yar den told lu n she called me *_* awwwww, so sweeet *hugs n tries 2 lift up BUTT 2 no avail* C(X ahaha!! hmmm..practically walked ard talking 2 e best technology advancement =3 couldn find me correction tape refill AGAIN!! =/ BUTT found me leg band *rejoice* haehaehae...den went home AGAIN!! erm in e bus was watching news O.o den got dis report abt yishun having a huge flock of BIRDS!! =3 kk swallows lah..shitting everywhere, den sms lu cuz she lives in yishun den she said: u kuku izzit, sms me 2 ask whether my house got BIRDS..siao ah -__-" haehaehae..yar denn came home AGAIN!! bathed n cleared bloody mess C(X den crapped abt elmo as seen above C(X

in conclusion: life is BUTT a mess *laughs retardedly* n repeats..note how many "AGAIN!!" i wrote =3 count it, n u may stand 2 win a cup of milo...FREE!! -__-" ohhh...i missed durian king AGAIN!! O.o haehaehae...

2004-09-09T13:21:00.000-07:00

its 1pm now n...I JUZ WOKE UP!!! *rejoice* C(X dis is getting worser as e boring holis pass...I MISS SCH SOOOOO MUCH CANN??!! hmm..last nite published dis relly LONG post den stupid blogger got STUCK, argh..dey should have e habit of putting cream once in a while C(X *laughs retardedly* erm..maryanne go msia oso..think half e sch's dere liao lor..tsktsk =3

hmm...SIAN!!! practically dying everyday lor ;_; sho shad...not going out 2day when im supposed 2 go out on mon, tue, thur n fri..now cancel until left mon n fri, plus i was supposed 2 watch 4 movies den till 2day..NOT A SINGLE ONE??!!! dis is ridiculous rite O.o anyway erm..juz hope fri wont cancel, I MISS MY PRI SCH FWENS!!! *_* *prays hard*

planned on having squad outing BUTT as u noe e squad has like 21 really bz ppl...n i mean REAL BZ *blinks* -__-" wdv..yar so dey zao zao bei chopped liao..so no choice had 2 cancel..note 2 xw maam: not dat we dont wanna have squad outing lah...a few of us kinda DESPO 4 one *grins broadly*

kk..dis whole wk sux mann...apparently i wake up REAL late =3 den start a LITTLE on me schedule which my mum forced me 2 write ??!!! wdv..yar den @ 2pm, eat den watch me fave wan quan yu le @ 2.30 sharp (i nv seem 2 miss it heaheahea...=3) den cont watching under one roof *blinks* HEY..its funny k C(X hmm..by den it would be 4pm...i'll blast e radio, JJ N JAY ROX DIS UNIVERSE!! *_* den dere'll be e daily conference wif my 2 n onis jies O.o ahaha dat came out weird C(X yar...alot of crapping done dere *wonders wat we actually talk abt within dat 2 hrs* come 2 think of it..i oni rmb lu's sis making alot of noise n lu talking 2 her bolster, moni -______-" *laughs retardedly* =3 yar den someone would beg 2 put e fone down den i'll bathe n cont e studying..IM SO GUAI!! =3 ahaha..den throughout e whole day i'll be wasting my sms (if u didn noe, it once bao till 1800 msg BUTT jie better..2000??!! O.O) yar den dinner den 9pm will crap wif jie n her dearest senior..jaslyn QUEK!! C(X yo jaslyn..be honoured i mentioned u =3 oya shes chao kaypo, always asking ppl 4 deir full names?? btw..HI! im krystal chan mo han *laughs hysterically* C(X nonono, krystal singh better =3 AHAHA!! kk den off 2 bed @ 2am (i watch tv ALONE in my bedrm okaee..not aheming) C(X

*NOTE: e above para is all crap, read if u really have nth better 2 do..shank u 4 ur cooperation n HAPPY DYING OF SIANESS!! =3

2004-09-06T22:12:00.000-07:00

yest died =3 mum told me 2 du4 shu1 so i did according n went on me adventure of POKING BOOBS!!! C(X nvm its books btw...yar couldn be bothered 2 blog, i noe ppl missed me O.o

hmm...2day went onyu's house 4 music project den didn even get a chance 2 TOUCH carrie cuz he bites??!!! C(X oya he somehow got attracted 2 me when taken 4 his walk in e rain ?? yar, maybe cuz im san1 shi2 ba1 *laughs retardedly* erm...den went wif xun oni cuz desiree couldn MAKE IT (again) dis time round cuz she left her wallet in her mum's bag e day b4 which is yest lah..DUHH... erm yar den no keys 2 e house cuz her mum wasn around??!!!! lame lah..tsktsk =3

completed e project, begged onyu 2 beg her aunt 2 go northpoint 4 lunch n movie...went dere, ate bk den no time plus no $$$ *chi-ching* ahaha..so didn watch '13 going on 30' ;_; sho shad rite?? den took bus back den got downpour, so...3 kukus were therefore STUCK under one pathetic umbrella which e all smart xun bruoght along...SAVIOUR!! *all hails 2 xun* C(X ahaha yar den almost kana splash water by zong4 liang4 xing2 vehicles @ e traffic light..-____-" btw my dad told me he was picking me up @ 5pm when it was like 4??!!! should have watched e movie lor...

so in conclusion, everything was ONYU'S FAULT!!! C(X *laughs retardedly* hmm..oya n i hereby thank xun 4 touching up my blog!! LUVYA LOADS XUN!!! *hugs tightly* be honoured =3 btw 2 e bian tai ppl: IM OFFICIALLY RAINING=not pregnant...WHEE!! *rejoice* C(X

2004-09-04T07:33:00.000-07:00

stupid day...trip was better den i expected thou, morn met alot of ppl @ father barre n rotted @ e bench...zq was hyperventilating so early in e morn cann??!!! couldn understand half e crapping cuz too retarded C(X but no matter, LUVYA LOADS ZQ *hugs tightly* =3 den, e jeesie person so ah gua, den itien say she like e other facilitator cuz..his cuter??!!! hmm...gave her e big eye small eye thingy C(X no offence lah...was chuckling *blinks* chuck chuck chuck *laughs hysterically*

hmm...its still a stupid day, felt kinda lonely most of e time even in e afternoon wif my mum O.o freaking feeling of helplessness coming over me AGAIN!! ARGHHH!! nvm...enjoyed e retarded laughters wif hy on e bus thou...laughed @ every single thing?? *blinks* HOTDOG BUN ROX!! took 2 =3 hh n hy eat until damn gross cann??!!! one ate e hotdog first e other ate e bun first...oni i STUCK 2 e normal way C(X ahaha...hh took a first bite n pulled e whole hotdog out n started laughing, so e stupid hotdog kept viBRAting??!!! -__-" hy ate e bun n left e hotdog covered in chuncks of xtra bread..EWWWWW!!! *laughs retardedly* lame cann??!!! C(X

listened 2 music too...crap, laughed 4 weird reasons again =3 smt i really wonder whether e ppl really laughing abt e same things as me...feels kinda weird?? thx 2 all e whispering going ard lah...hmmm shall get off dat topic, erm...saw these small packets of THINGS lying abt dis store...kinda dis C(X kk think oni a few of u get me *blinks innocently* yar...den left lah...took mrt as shortcut =3

lets c..erm aft leaving sch went 2 eat, DUHH, den went s'pore expo buy sports!! *_* got black, PINK N YELLOW??!!! triple ewww cann??!! mum said should try smt diff when she used 2 say: WHITE ONI!! wdv...yar den got popular sale in 1 of e halls so took a peek...den dis promoter shouted rite above my head: MEET E ONE N ONI RUSSEL LEE IN PERSON N GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!! *_* like omg, den eventually squeezed in2 e crowd n saw dis person TOTALLY WRAPPED IN BLACK??!!! not a single PART of e bodily skin seen??!!! POWER MANN!!! O.O e person looked somehow like an invinsible man or wdv lor...sat dere n sign sign sign (everyone stared really hard...REALLY REALLY HARD) C(X my mum couldn even tell whether it was a guy or woman cann??!! she thought she saw BOOBS *laughs retardedly* like ??!!!! wtf is dis freak trying 2 do??!!! yar ...wu liao freak i say, not as if he v ugly or wat...or is he~~~ ahaha...oya dere was n announcement too, heres how it goes: get free balloons fr e huge winner e pooh over here...chewen come come come..ahhh come get free balloons.. AHAHA!! stupid guy mann...

yar den came home, ate maggie mee n *tada* here im...wonder hu invented maggie mees, izzit maggie O.o hmmm...maybe *blinks* oya...boonyi is officially chicken porridge C(X LAME!!! another thing, jie has pink sports too!! =3 btw xw's post damn funny cann??!! laughed 2 myself or rather e cUmputer so many billion times while reading C(X hmmm..dats all i guess, BUBYE!!! luv everyone O.o

not as EXCITING as yest...

2004-09-03T05:43:00.000-07:00

yest went back pri sch, yar...PURPOSELY wear sch u n went back (weird wearing home clothes lah..) hmm...den stepped in2 e empty canteen n met wif althea n yh *nodds* dey were stuffing demselves wif pizza (which dey missed??!!!) den suddenly POP out dis 2 gals hu dunno y...pian pian come sit beside us outta e 60+ available tables...we waited 4 e rest 2 turn up @ 3 plus den since early e 2som got e 2 pri gals 2 buy 2 bowls of maggie mee n got dem 2 serve dem cuz we r not allowed 2 buy fr e canteen??!!! *wonders where e pizzas came abt* yar, den it was getting late still no ren2 ying3 so called e ppl..DEN. DEY. ALL. LAST. MIN. CANCEL!!!! =/ so e 3 kukus left e canteen as its e pri1 recess, flooded like ants mann...uhuh

went 2nd floor staff rm...practically all e teachers hu noes us LEFT??!!! kk...not dat bad, continued wondering @ e 2nd floor wif empty classrms n althea thought she was a ghost...floated ard going: ~WOOOOOOOooo~ -____-" so e not lame @ all lah...oya dis classrm caught our attention...stepped in ALL...i mean ALL WAS COVERED IN PINK??!!!!! O.O nearly hurt me eyes cann...pencil box lah bag lah waterbottle lah n blablabla. tsktsk *shakes head* even e TEACHERS' table oso got pink syuff...yar so we, i mean althea, continued floating ard while e 2 of us tagged along C(X den went 4th floor 2 visit our classrm den walked pass dis class n kana chased outta sch e 2nd time round??!!! cuz e f***ing lau mei yong say dere were recent cases of theft in e sch...LIKE, WOMAN, DERES NTH IN E SCH DATS WORTH OF VALUE??!!!! =/ den walked 2 reception 2 collect our bags, saw dis stupid parent of a pri6 gal hu ask wat sch we fr...den e 2 of dem promoted dunman high...no worries, i was being xtra n advertised ST NICKS TOO!!! =3 e woman went: u fr katong convent izzit?? =/ WTF...summore she wasn e oni one cann??!! n so...we left n sweared not 2 go back 2 hell EVA!! O.o

oya smt funny thou...we went 2 e bus stop den sat @ e bus stop lah..DUHH!! =x kk deres a hawker centre behind it den dunno which asshole left a stack of foldable tables leaning against e particular sit we were sitting @...den i sat down e usual way one would put deir butt on a chair...n...e...stack...of...tables...TOPPLED!!!!! -__-" like, im not dat fat lor...i told e 2 of dem dat as excuse (a normal human being reaction: NOT ME!!) C(X den dey say: its not dat ur fat...juz dat ur heavy!! ;_; *sews heart back yet again*

WHEE...2day in sch *tada* nth much in fact...juz alot of ppl complaining its too much of a slacky day C(X weird scenario lah...1st ass, maryanne won award 4 jian bao stuff $100 watermelon won $500??!!! *chi-ching* $_$ ahaha...hmm...den me n zq decided 2 bug maryanne 4 a pizza each *laughs retardedly* ooi zq...must continue bugging her until she ask 4 forgiveness hor..C(X erm yar den zls return e report bk 2 file PPRer ahaha...den as usual she crapped abit, error, i mean ALOT *evil laugh* yar n blablabla...ENG!! watched e RA film den seth fast forwarded e PART wif e MOVES *laughs hysterically* =3 i noe some ppl sitting behind wanted 2 watch n learn a thing or 2 BUTT...can tell dey kinda disappointed O.o hmm...oya den got another scene oso kinda biantai den seth watched until so engrossed (dis is where i started laughing so loudly n seth stared) ahaha...luv e paddy's cocktail PART too!! C(X n as usual ppl started whispering AGAIN...

den it was...erm science, apparently mohan had 2 stay home 2 look aft e twins n feed dem wif his milk??!!!! C(X ahaha...didn enjoy e free peroid, died cuz of e "nice" smelling petals fr e roses which costs $3.50 which were CUT by mar, jie, inez n meself =3 inez wanted 2 have e flower petals bath btw, n we volunteered 2 help bathe her...EWWWWW!! like hu wants 2 c her naked =x oh no she gonna kill me...i sho scared, howw??!! O.o *evil laugh* feeling mean erm...take dat back =3 kk, lame den hmm...oya went 2 check out np board cuz lu sms say results 4 crime prevention test out liao..n JIE N I GOT HIGHEST!! C(X rejoice like retards in front of e board n 4 e v 1st time jie was e one hu asked 4 a hug??!!! *utterly shocked* nvm...C(X den...RECESS!! boring time sat dere...no sound...SILENCE -__-" den jie n mar whispered...told dem not 2 stare @ me den dey stared @ poor inez C(X chao lame cann??!!! O.o

den got stupid dance...died again BUTT dis time of maluation...everyone knew wat happened lah, dont wanna evaluate n spoil my mood again...smt really cant stand china ppl leh =x no offence 2 those dat nv infuriate me lah...WORLD PEACE!! =3 *crows* AHAHA!! hmm wats next OYA maths...rashi didn come kinda relieved, or not she'll be like:dat grp of ppl ah...ALWAYS laughing among urself tsktsk...or not den she'll go: ppl...rmb, dont raise ur hand like DAT raise it like DATTT!!! -__-" we like some kiddy kiddy ppl mehh..all i wanted was juz a kinder surprise wat??!! *blinks innocently* k enough abt her...TEST!! 1st few Q=chicken feet...last Q=duck feet *laughs retardedly* C(X u c e last Q everyone got weird ans cann??!! im e worst case one lah...ans was: $3 129 810.50 *died* den xw n reb sms me halfway thru e test den stupid fone kept virating v UMCOMFORTABLE so read e msg den teacher ask wat i doing under DERE den i pretend n raised my left hand like surrendering smt lidat (of course left e fone on me lap lah...im not stupid) den she stupidly believe??!!! btw inez was laughing like some freak lor...C(X

k den left...replied reb n told her abt e last Q thingy n she said: XD wah...smart lah...
den i thanked her 4 e wonderful compliment C(X OMG!!! dis is LOOOONGGGGG O.O didn noe i crapped so much mann!! kk gtg now...e durian king show gonna end liao...;_;

SO EXCITING!!! C(X

2004-09-02T13:05:00.000-07:00

great...i finally got me v own blog =3 rejoice 4 me hmm...thx 2 me beloved JIE hu did everything, k maybe not C(X tupid colour schemes missing so cant blame me 4 e total black lah, no worries will improve =3 btw u can laugh all u want cuz as u can c @ e taggy dat i dunno how 2 link ;_; feel v shi1 bai4 cann??!!!

anyhow...im going back pri sch AGAIN later, cant wait 2 c e freaks mann...gonna take all deir blog adds n wait 4 jie help me save *evil laugh* hmm...oya was lying in bed last nite too engrossed in e blog created @ 12 midnite (as u can c in e previous post) den i noticed me new aircon remote control BUTTons actually GLOWS IN E DARK??!!!! O.O it was like lying beside my bed den, so stupid lor, i got a shock when i saw 2 green arrows *laughs retardedly* -____-"

back 2 me blog, hmm...e layout kinda doesn fit, afterall ITS COWY O.o ahaha oya plss take extra notice abt e way u spell e 'holey' in e add...HOLEY MARY??!!!! C(X oya wanted 2 call it holeycrap in e beginning den e stupid blogger dont accept =/ now its cow, how non-resemblence cann??!! as in which PART of me takes aft a big, fat, MILKY COW??!!!! O.o ahaha...

YAY!!! my xclassmate juz called 2 rush me, gtg on me mission 2 save e ppl wif all me hugs...btw deres dis syupid rumour going around me xclassmates dat im girly, have v long HAIRer n v skinny??!!! like DOTZ...dont believe can ask PEACH mei...gonna go na2 hui2 wo3 de4 qing1 bai2 now C(X

new blog

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WHEE!!! a blog of me own...FINALLY!!!! =3