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: Monday, January 10, 2005 :

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!! im like DAMN hyper lah!! C(X oppx..loooong time no blog again =3 YAY!!! miss me rite?? haehaehae..aiya, fr now on..me shall be blogging @ dis pace..so U should be reading abt 2 para fr each post EVERYDAY!!! *rejoices* YAY!!! lalala..im going nuts ahhhhhhh..!! C(X

hmm..when did i last blog *ponders* YESS!! thurs rite?? aiya..juz take it as thurs =3 so i shall talk abt FRI!!! WHEEE..!! as u can c..i mean read *nodds* IM CHAO HYPER!!! ahhhhhhh..so im most prob oni gonna rmb e happi things dat happen =3 butt me have terrible mood swing so yar..WATCH OUT!! O.o..ehhhh fri usual 1st wk of sch..whole day stuck in e hall listening 2 stupid speches made by stupid teachers *rejoices* ahaha..dieded as usual..den laughed @ e stupid teachers' stupid actions n stupid ways of speaking stupidly stupid things abt our stupid yr n wat stupid things we'r gonna do dis stupid yr *blinks* AHHHHHHHH!!! C(X aiya..me class makes me feel lonely other den yan zhen =3 so sat wif drey n niCOCK again *nodds*

cant rmb wat i did during recess..think rushed thru gateway, or was e qm shed locked?? *blinks* stupid stm =/ cant rmb wat happened on which day BLEAH!!! C(X so erm..aft recesswas watching e gd earth movie..ur noe e setting is in china rite?? DUHH..den dunno which idiotic director got ang mohs 2 act e leading roles lor!! e worstest part is when e ang mohs PURPOSELY speak broken engalis TSKTSK!!! AHHHHHH..me ear got dis stupid -EEEEEEE- sound..think im going deaf ;_; oya..lu dunno wats deaf O.o..think i should come up wif some column in me blog SPECIALLY 4 lu..shall name it 'lu's vocab corner' *rejoices* BRING IN E WU3 LONG2 WU3 SHI1..!!! =3 oppx..so evil leh u *shakes head* ORH HORR!!! C(X

erm..where was i?? OYA..den npcc is my chair *pads* n dat guy hu acted as wang luuuung as a beeeeg AHEM..sticks outta his pants lor!!! *smacks face* its not i c 1 okaee..is innocent jie C(X aiya..think we were affecting e ppl sitting ard us *nodds* dat includes dat chao extra guides person fr me class hu kept turning ard 2 laugh retardedly O.o..YAY!!! 2 diligence has a lubecca e 2nd!!! *rejoices* ahaha..so kept laughing until e laights came on..think i became a vampire den..cuz couldn open me eyes ;_; summore kness were so wObBlEe..=3

aft sch was NP!!! AHHHHHH!!! *_* im starting 2 luv np alot 4 torture reasons =3 ate lor mai gai bought by npcc n nicock e delivery guys hu charge $10 gst..when canadian pizza has*starts singing* NO gst n e no. is free 6241 0 241 *laughs retardedly* C(X so which is more zhi2 de2?? npcc n nicock's delivery rite?? *nodds* =3 erm..dirtied 2 grace classrm den went dwn 4 NP!!! ahhhhhh..=3 was preparation 4 e sec1 orientation campfire fr 2.45-7 *dieded* bet u think e campfire damn easy 2 start rite?? NO!!! tsktsk..must carry like 30 bricks down 2 e field when u can oni carry 3 @ 1 go..den must carry abt 7 benches fr e canteen 2 e field oso..@ once need 3 ppl butt we oni had 2 ppl carrying so was damn tiring..summore keep getting scolded 4 man4 dong4 zuo4..den still got e 30% uncompleted gateway leh??!! YAR!!! had 2 tie n retie cuz e stupid ropes damn LAOJI lor!!! np is sho poor ;_; our spars aren straight summore got termites O.o..ahaha dat was retarded i rmb =3 e ropes oso all fray like SHIT lidat lah!! erm..dats quoted fr yf hu made jie n i laughed like siao dunno how many millions yrs ago C(X

hmm..kk so was really xin1 ku3 lor!! BUTT NP STILL ROX!!! *_* dunno y leh..aiya, think we shouldn encourage e sec1s 2 join np liao..so tough..butt got highest cca points!!! =3 ahaha..aiyo, y i keep going outta point =/ np-ians must have self discipline..apparently i haven achieve dat yet..WAIT LONG LONG!! C(X nani nani poo poo *blinks* ANW..kept running ard e WHOLE sch running erands lor..jie n i @ least ran abt 10km if im not wrong..den again, im ALWAYS wrong *rejoices* butt hor..it was CHAO tiring lah!! knees kept wObBlInG again..hmph, TORTURE!!! jtc is gonna be worst ;_; n our 'dearest' yeye is oic summore *faints* can sum1 juz kill me NOW!!!

anw..every1 kept tying n stressing ourselves out juz so dat e sec1s can walk across e gateway n apparently its less appealing den e guides 1..BUTT u must go check deir lashing lor!! *nodds* ours e rope tie until CHAO tight dat we have alot of difficulty untying every knot n cant even move e lashing..e guides 1 leh?? juz brush ur finger across den all e ropes start moving..SO UNFAIR!!! =/ summore our materials e quality damn lan4 1 lah!! *pouts* now u get y e guides tie deir gateways so qing1 song1-ly n here we'r complaing abt torn skins n blisters..NP ROX!! =3 oya..sum of dem were testing out e fire BALL BALL wire n its direction n dat alr took up like 2 hrs..den must have ard 10 ppl pulling e wire until deir hands get torn oso..so cham4 mann!! in e end when we finally completed EVERYTHING..in fact gateway was totally completed butt no choice..e sky was alr dark as in night + dark clouds ;_;

e guides ppl den came n started setting up e stage n e sec1s came in..was slightly b4 7 n dey settled down wif our unit all hiden @ 1 corner waiting 2 c our product..n BOOOM!!! E FIRE BALL SLIDE DOWN LIAO!!! ahhhhhhh..toughing sight *nodds* nearly cried 4 no reason =3 den e campfire was lit..still rmb me n egg donor saying e campfire ball was stupid..I WAS WRONG!!! it rox lor!!! ahhhhh *_* den 5 mins in2 campfire..e stupid idiotic fucking rain came =/ damn pissed lah!! every1 was singing dat song n clearing up e canvas sheet 4 e guides ppl hu weer DRY under shelter when we were drenched hmph..stupid suckers..den our nice campfire vanished ;_; BOOHOO!! summore e gateways were under e downpour which means dat e lashings would expand n it'll be IMPOSSIBLE 2 untie!!! *dieded* left @ 8..seniors left @ 1am O.o..nearly wanted 2 camp in sch cuz next day had 2 reach @ 6.30 lor!! agree rite?? =3 YAY IM RITE!!! den..reached home @ 11 aft eating n shopping n me stinko pt kit *laughs retardedly*

so yar..wenta sch n slept 4 awhile wif a full body ache..dat morn was WORST!!! *bangs head against wall* 1st thing we e poor sec2s had 2 do was 2 ban1 9 canteen tables 2 e field??!!! helLOOoo..has it eva occure 2 e seniors dat e tables r like DAMN metalish n heavy n dat we oni had 5 ppl den??!! tsktsk..TORTURE!!!! C(X we ban1 until e rusty metal blistered our hands lah!! ;_; den summore we is 2 ppl ban1 1 table leh!! PRO SIA!!! *proud* ahaha..butt DAMN PAIN lor..walk a few steps den drop e table..climb 3 steps den roll down e stairs *blinks* ahaha..NO LAH!! dont curse me C(X so sat was even MORE xin1 ku3 lor!! should've join library or smt =x ahaha..NP ROX NO MATTER!!! =3 oya..den dere was drizzle so we had 2 proceed wif wet weather plan indoors which oso means dat gateway com's gateways which were under e rain were all WASTED!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! wat shit is dat lor!! *sobs* was damn pissed den e rope expanded more ;_; our poor fingers..

so we ban1 e 4 tables which were alr on e field back up 2 outside np rm *faints* every1 wanted 2 die lah!! den..we had 8 tables outside liao..WAH!!! accomplishment leh!!! *ego* den we were told 2 ban1 back 2 tables *dieded* GDNESS!! i wanna die liao lor!! den in e end wenta do smt else C(X ahaha..so evil hor!! ~thanyew~ nani nani poo poo lalala..den everything was set up..E SEC1S CAME LIAO!!! C(X think i was terrorising dem lah..dey looked so timid lor!! C(X except 4 a few of dem 2 nearly broke our swing juz like wat ct did C(X ahaha DAMN CORNY!!! AIYO..retarded lah u tsktsk..if u came down 2 e np booth n support us u'd have eaten alot of cakes..nice rite?? C(X ahaha..NP TOTALLY ROX LOR!! JOIN NP!!! C(X drills was hilarious..souvenirs not enough..so i cope 1 1st since i was giving out =3 den me arm were covered in chops n me cheeks too!! =3 CHAO HIGH CANN??!! ahhhhhh *_* i wanna do dat again !! =3 luv e drills com song 'hello hello' *waves frantically* C(X den we kept cheering n singing campfire songs 2 compete wif other ccas especially sj C(X chao noisy n high lor!! *rejoices* den kept promoting np n tammy did her job..she made her class e sec1s join np cuz shes in it C(X den e sec1s oso stupid lah..tammy's leaving in june lor!! STUPID!! C(X so long as dey join nth wrong thou =3 im such a nice senior rite?? ahaha..noe wat i kept telling e sec1s?? here goes: JOIN NP!!! we got e highest cca points n we made e campfire ball ball last nite!!! den must sign up n try out e swing..BE OUR JUNIORS!!! C(X ahaha..*stuffs souvenir in2 deir hands* im such a GD promoter *grins*

kk..i stole cups of orange juice n alot of cakes n sugar potatoes which a no. of ppl thought was you2 tiao2 *laughs like siao* TIAO2..!!! C(X oppx ahaha..den crapped alot n cheered 4 drills com ALOT of times..be appreciative hor!! =3 made sum ppl transfer cca..of course no1's stupid enough 2 transfer 2 np..was crapping, me mouth was like damn tired lor!! C(X luv e swing cuz it was e oni structure available not under e rain =3 returned fire extinguisher wif jie n diana..hark sutz n chris kept coming 2 e booth n dao3 luan4 tsktsk..dey damn slack lor!! =/ summore dont wanna try e swing dat we xin1 xin1 ku2 ku2-ly tied..evil toots, keep coping food summore *hides face* got such kinda fwens zhen1 diu1 lian3 mann!! C(X aiya..@ least dey bothered 2 come *pads*

everything ended like so fast n i couldn feel me knees liao..me leg muscles totally stiffen lah!! *laughs retardedly* damn weird lor..aiya, den came e stupid part again..ban1-ning e 6 tables back *dieded AGAIN* i dieded like how many millions time lor!! aiyo..wenta find smt else 2 do again mwahaha!! =3 everthing was cleared except 4 gateway den we had lunch..e poor unit had 2 eat over nite food which were leftovers by 2 sec1s leh!! =/ summore had 2 have 2 WHOLE BOWLS filled 2 e brim by 2 day old tofu..GROSS RITE??!! wah biang..didn wanna eat still stuff us n give us time limit..pissed lor!! heck care if CIs scold lah..every1 dabao n walked 2 e furthest dustbin n threw away deir tofu =3 unlike pan hu dropped HER TOFU on2 e floor -______-" PLSS LOR!! ppl nearly vomitted deir food out leh!! C(X den karen hao3 xin1 take apple pie 4 e fam in e end she kept digging e plastic bag n got herself dis CHAO flattened 1 *laughs hysterically* C(X SIAO 1 LEH!!! gdness..i dunno those ppl mann!! *hugs stomach*

OYA!!! i nearly 4got..FRUITY FAM BULLY ME!!! ;_; shan elaborate in case got misunderstanding =3 so yar..4 ppl trick me dat yck mrt station was amk mrt staion summore started e trick since we got up e bus until we dropped down..O.o DROPPED DOWN?? YAY!!! me engalis got improvment!!! *rejoices* ahaha..kk had macs den lu opened e gents toilet door 2 act stupid..den in e end dis malay guy walked out C(X den we were being retarded in e toilet n handdried me np shirt..so gross lor!! summore is e sink wet 1 den its sorta low?? C(X left e toilet den dis boy boy walked in2 e ladies n walked out n in2 e gents *laughs like siao* C(X den he walked outta e gents dat time all 6 of us were starng @ him like some alien lidat..!! C(X ahaha..

aft dat..wenta suntec n met xuan yi feng n ling ming lun rehearsing..bought more prezzies 4 e jan babie cuz deres really ALOT of dem *faints* ehh..den sun watch alot of tiwie n lie on e couch couldn move=dead pig!!! =3 watched more tiwie den slept..peaceful day lalala..

2DAY!!! NO FAM DANCE..!! *rejoices* was clapping so loudly lor..=3 aiya..morn was stupid..my class is chao enthu in e fang ting sorta way..=3 how nice..den made a few more fwens including e person hus name i cant seem 2 rmb hu is oso e person dat pan n wanyi wants me 2 noe..hair resembles alot of emma watson C(X oya..jacob is kinda retarded lah..smt when im like really bored den her lame lame jks makes me border O.o..ahaha aiyo morn had 2 do e gd earth presentation den ameline n i kept laughing nonstop @ hy hu stole her neighbour's n had no dignity C(X ahaha..AIYA!! oni if either of dem read dis den dey'll laugh..oya..HY!!! return ur soil hor!!! heeheehee!! =3 ME GEOG TEACHER DAMN CORNY!!! she has GREAT pronounciation *nodds* she teaches us geo-ar-free AHHHHH!!! listen 2 her damn xin1 ku3 leh!! she talk word by word den we all listen word by word *smacks face* kk e rest of e day was spent dying in gwee's art lesson n stessing ourselves out in chen's lesson which was 1 period of silence =3 RECESS!! untie e gateway..not as tight so karen lose her chance of being 'E PRO' C(X ahaha..den yf gossip abt e chao black ramesh n alot of e mo2 mo3 sirs ORH HORR!! rj chao cute den our sqd got cows!!! BEEEEEEG DISCOVERY MANN!! C(X

aft sch wenta play basketball wif joy..evil lu sid i downgraded meself tsktsk..i was mingling wif me other sqdmates *grins* partly cuz no1 else in e sqd plays basketbalkl C(X den siewen n rj played 4 awhile while e cca signing up thingy was going on in e forum..NP ROX!!! be my junior n ur life will be so much brighter!!! *laughs retardedly* C(X den ate n laughed a little when pan came..=3 wenta ga jiao xw in dental clinic in e end jas was having her check up n we couldn recognise her -____-'' so we'r all dead meat *rejoices* =3 siam back down 2 fam lounge n crapped wih 4 sec3s hu gossiped abt e unit TSKTSK!! ahaha..apparently every1 noes wat kinda person lubecca is..DUHH den dey said drey's smart n i laughed alot cuz xh say until damn retarded lor!! kk..so i didn downgrade meself okaee..was smt diff @ least *nodds* me got alot of faces =3 in a gd way okaee!!

ahhhhhhh..dis is so long summore i multi tasking lor!! *shows off* lalala..=3 nite nite sleep tight, bite e bedbugs!! (i 4got 2 write smt n i cant rmb..PAISAE!!)

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