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: Thursday, December 30, 2004 :AHHHHHH..!! i luv e aircon classrm!!! *_* got jacob as form dis morn..found out dat she doesn have an ass..as in her name dont have 's' -____-" dats wat she said lah..den a few ppl in e class were laughing..so can tell me classmates r quite yar..not as block-headed as sum ppl in 1d *rejoices* me no longer san1 shi2 ba1 alr..realised dat im somehow or rather e stupidestest person in class oso lor!! me no dumbo..i refuse 2 accept dat fact ;_; me class oni 36 ppl *nodds* den luckily no1 volunteered 4 any position..so generally r nice ppl =3 JUZ LIKE ME!!! C(X ahaha.. hmm..alot of ppl got chi teacher as deir form..pity 2g *pads lu* ahaha..fancy forcing e whole class 2 stand 4 an hr n letting a gal faint??!! helLOOoo!! dat leong person thinks e class is having bearings izzit?? tsktsk..ohhh me class isn DAT bad aft all =3 ahaha..AIRCON!!! *_* hmm..morn was chaotic..got new vice principal..SUX!!! 1st thing she did 2 intro herself was 2 scold monitors (eg. xiao shuwei) in father barre in front of every1 4 not shoo-ing e crowd in2 e hall =/ e sch's gonna suffer wif another nag ass + cheong *dieded* den blablabla..boonyi was acting retarded..me classmates were being lame (convo eg: HI HUIYING!! wats ur name??) -___-" den was rushing 4 time cuz dat kwek let us off late..so e whole unit were squashed in e toilet changing O.o..helped rachy, was being xtra..must thk me 4 me sacrifices hor!! C(X orientation started off really fast..was kinda speeding thru everything cuz dere were 2 CIs n 2 supposed-2b CIs=STRICT!!! *nodds* KAREN DIDN BRING HER GLOVES!!! ;_; xinhui maam is really damn gd @ making ppl fasten deir pace lah!! *pei4 fu2* den all e gateway ppl like so stressed n tired..had terrible lunch, stupid bk seller waste me time meant 4 crapping =/ she simply refuses 2 refund e stupid teatowel n apron *pissed* ITS JUZ 6 DOLLARS ASS!! *blinks* anw..dis kind auntie helped me den xw thought was egg donor *smacks face* den was wasting more time aft lunch n b4 e christmas party..fancy tightening e ladders than completing e other structures..weird thinking lah..den in e end e maams were scolding us 4 being slow when in e 1st place dey anyhow alocate jobs *nodds* aiya..np is a cca which teaches ppl 2b patient..apparently its not working, in fact its getting worst!! =3 ehhhh..im crapping C(X den e stupid rain made matters worst..every1 was pissed espeacially e IC lah..yf was practically shouting across e table tennis area *scared* oya..ponchos (howeva u spell it) SUX MANN!! like a little drizzle oni den need 2 get stuffy in e ponchos..den heavy rain liao..ponchos used 2 shelter e lashings ??? O.o.. was kinda late 4 christmas party which lasts 4 a pathetic hr??!! -___-" den in e end shorten e pathetic time 2 ONI 45 mins ;_; btw..guess how np celebrated a belated christmas?? we played captains BALL n ate potato chips *bangs head against wall* n e ICs were vivian n manchi *faints* ahaha..kk nvm, being evil C(X erm..b4 dat had announcement dat we'r gonna have a new officer wif us..guess hu?? SETH TAN!!! *faints AGAIN* so now..np has e weirdest 'collection' of sirs: wong foo kit..imran n seth tan jee COCK *rejoices* -___-" how nice can dis get..now we'll all be bombarded (howeva u spell it) wif cheeky smiles *runs 2 e top floor n jumps down* =3 hmm..captains ball was terrible, lost both matches freakily *hides face* wat do u expect fr having rebecca in ur grp?? HUH?? HUH??!!! O.o..anw she was doing her usual 'haehaehae' n failed 2 catch e ball a million n 1 times *rejoices* den 1 of e matches was against karen xw n joy's team lah..like obvioulsy we'll lose lor!! UNFAIR!!! all e gd players *blinks innocently* =3 den aft dat had 2 gather @ canteen 2 eat potato chips n drink sodas fr a cup which is shared by 4 ppl?? so can u imagine e chips sticking 2 e edges of e cups?? EWWWWW!! *pukes* ANW..we wenta collect e exchanged gifts n ct had dis retarded idea of shouting 'READY!!' n tearing e prezzies apart aft e count of 3..den xw n bridget were ultra high lah..like chimpanzees swinging deir arms ard *speechless* -____-" cant expect much fr e nco..OPPX!! jk lah =3 oya, karen's prezzie rox mann!! SHE GOT A PORCELAIN TEAPOT!!! *laughs hysterically* damn corny lah!! kept laughing @ her all day..especially when she was rushing thru dis proposal n xw stood behind her n scared e hell outta her C(X SIAO 1 LEH!! omg..dis kinda twin *embarrassed* hmm..liping got a packet of pens *laughs retardedly* den lu got a candy cane dat costs $1.60 dat tastes bitter n is 9 days away 2 expiry AHAHA!! C(X omg..where got ppl so chepo 1 lah..TSKTSK!! den i got 3 noteboobs 2day..do i look nerdy?? =3 den aft activity was slacking away..every was being retarded as usual..cant rmb wats dere 2 laugh abt cuz its always crappy *nodds* THX 4 EVRY1'S PREZZIES!! *hugs* erm..pan was molesting me piggie, so yar..den rj was extra high 2day lah!! *shakes head* siao liao..AHHHHHH!! juz rmb abt e hw issue again ;_; im @ a lost..dunno whether should do anot leh..ARGHH im dreading sch posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 11:38 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 :okaee..so yest's np wasn as torturous as i thought..in fact, i kinda enjoy pulling e ropes 2 tie e gateway n roughen me hands *blinks* i cant belief i juz said dat..think gotta thk *TADA!!* GORILLA GAL..4 entertaining all of us C(X ahaha..kk dats evil..not unless u seen her test our swing structure n nearly break e connecting spar lah!! *laughs retardedly* like every1 kept immitating her lor..corny mann!! C(X hmm..reached sch late n had 2 greet maams ALONE *stares @ fruity fam* ANW..was getting irritated by certain ppl hu ALWAYS reach late n nv fails 2 4GET telling me dat dey weren going 4 np..oni hai4 me kana scolding ;_; BUTT..fr 2ml onwards..ITS RACHY'S TURN!!! *evil grin* C(X i soooo pity her..tc no things collector..its TRASH collector *nodds* pick up e sqd's trash..e worst part is when u get scolded by maams 4 doing ur job..u'll get irritated n in sum way or another..get not as patient wif ur sqdmates *guilty* so i sincerely apologise 4 any misunderstandings =3 WORLD PEACE!! *laughs retardedly* OYA!! i 4got 2 mention how much i hate dat gorilla..asshole lah!! =/ early in e morn..i hao3 xin1 collect rags 4 her..den she threw dis god dammit FUCKING rag on2 me head *volcano erupts* was abt 2 bash her when she laughed like an idiotic sucker lor..arghhh in e end whole morn didn even crap *gets violent wif e cUm table* ANW..was contented enough when every1 was cursing her during orientation AGAIN =3 *rejoices* every1 as in even her own sqdmates lah..C(X PATHETIC MANN!! she doesn even care lah..ppl go her blog n curse her terrible vulgarities she even thk dem lah..TSKTSK *shakes head* den whole day tie tie n more tying..laughed @ dearest karen n her durian gloves C(X ahaha..retardedly mann!! erm..aft activity realised dat e class thingy was out on e boards outside father berre liao..so every1 practically DASHED up dere n crossed deir fingers..hoping not 2 get in2 purity=DING DONG'S CLASS!! C(X ahaha..omg, so mean..hmm den realised dat dey mixed e express ppl too *blur* anw..IM IN AIRCON CLASS!! *rejoices* haiz..butt diligence seems 2b yet ANOTHER terrible class ;_; hope it isn lah..shall look on e brigter side..@ last im not in purity nor faith AHAHA..oppx =x HEEHEEHEE!! C(X kk..i suddenly hate dis person alot, not say no reason lah..butt cant seem 2 find it..v sure dere is thou O.o..YAY!! im crapping =3 hmm..sumtimes really feel like telling her straight in e face dat i hate her..butt its TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!! like..alot of trouble wil be caused lah..den act nice 2 her like chao hypo lah..damn irri, always pisses me off..butt i doubt she noes cuz she doesn appear 2 noe?? O.o..den again, she like PURPOSELY wanna piss me off lidat..think she n another person dont quite like me..butt den AIYA!! its hard 2b honest mann..if im, den every1'll hate me..i think?? *vexed* BLEAH!! 4get it..shan talk much 2 her..=3 hmm..2day did nth, found out dat lu pronounces 'tsunami' as 'tsumoney' thou *laughs hysterically* like counting $ lidat lah!! C(X aiya..cant blame her, everything oso pronounce wrongly (eg. gemini encore..) hmm..shan be evil or not she quarrel wif me again C(X 2ml got np again..have 2 help rachy wif tc duties..currently, shes fed up wif e work load *nodds* AWWWWW!! poor thingy..nani nani poo poo =x act. tcs r usually e ncos doggie, tell u do dis u do dis..LITTLE bit wrong or slow den will kana scolding by e evil ones..butt luckily our sqd has an ah siao nco n e other 1 damn slack (HENG AH!!) so yar..xw got a new fwen!! *rejoices* so rachy's recesses n time b4 ass. r ALL taken up *pads* ahaha..C(X oya..i feel stupid, i wanted 2 wear pt kit 2 sch 2ml @ 1st..unil i realised 2ml is a formal sch thing n e WHOLE sch is going *smacks face* can u imagine dis idiot in np shirt sitting in dis classrm wif a whole bunch of new classmates?? n den..in e hall, all e sec1s will be staring @ u like an alien O.o..PHEW!! luckily found out in time or not i'd have hai4-ed a few ppl C(X hmm..every1 should be crossing deir fingers now n hoping SINCERELY dat christina tan isn deir form teacher *nodds* btw..can u be nice n pray 4 me too?? *_* cuz it'll be terrible if she acts like zls n PURPOSELY walk 2 e san1 shi2 ba1 place during ass. n stare @ me socks *nodds vigorously* den she might threaten 2 chop off me socks everyday O.O *dieded* i noe all of u r kind souls =3 god will bless u..unless u include dat he/she is angry wif e human races these few yrs *blinks* erm..acc. 2 egg donor, he/she is unhappy wif humans eva since e 911 incident..SARS..chicken flu (HEYY!! I SPELT CHICKEN CORRECTLY!!!) blablabla..n now e 'tsumoney' C(X AHAHA!! oppx..jk lah =3 can tell how unreasonable egg donor is..she doesn make any sense lah!! quarrel wif her oso dunno wats her point O.o in conclusion..dis post is all crap especially para 5..pls disregard it cuz it certainly isn referring 2 u, dat person doesn read *nodds* neither do i care..juz didn feel like bottling it up n u noe i have no siblings so juz crapped here =3 im feeling pitiful *blinks* posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 10:50 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Monday, December 27, 2004 :WOOOOOOWie..!!! damn long no blog liao..was bz shopping in KL over e wkends u c?? *blinks* ANW..i cant rmb when i stopped blogging so i shall juz start fr last wed..which i did NTH!! *rejoices* YEAH!! no need type so much liao.. den thurs had 2 do volunteery ushering 4 np cuz e sec1s wenta e thingy thingy thing dat day *nodds* practically rotted cuz dat mrs hoo gei kiang..got (aka forced) 15 ppl 2 go n usher cars when dey oni needed like 4 ppl lidat -__- so e 4 sec1s (lu val rj n ME!!) went cuz we were nice..in fact oni lu n i were nice C(X xw kinda threatened val 2 go when she suddenly asked her on msn..den she oso conspired wif lu 2 trick rj in2 going..saying it was compulsory =3 OHHHH..im so innocent *sprouts angel wings* den it kinda ended early aft we stood @ e gate doing nth..so xw n i forced lu in2 going bowling wif us cuz xw was DESPO?? O.o..erm had 2 siam ALOT of times when other maams were looking @ our direction *nodds* as u noe..juniors r not supposed 2 crap wif deir seniors/ncos *blinks innocently* played arcade while waiting 4 e thingy 2 open..HOUSE OF E DEAD ROX!!! *_* den bowled (terribly) n played pool!! C(X those stupid sji ppl think we v stupid lidat..e worst part is: WE WERE WEARING HALF U!!! *hides face* me being v tomboyish took off e skirt (in e toilet of course -___-") didn want it 2 tear while bowling rite?? C(X IMAGINE DAT!! omg..i'll laugh until i wet me pants..i mean skirt..no, shorts..AIYA!! ehhhhh..den left 4 kfc aft being chased outta e club by boringness (e security guard didn allow us 2 play screech) =/ ate kfc..crapped..den bought mini gloves fr minitoons!! C(X ahaha..damn cute i tell u, deres dis doggie face on e front which squeaks (did i spell correctly?? e word looks wrong) like e baby toy when squeezed lor..!! OMG..no childhood cant blame me hor C(X den we kept squuezing n squeezing 2 check whether it works as a hp pouch..smart ehhh?? *proud* O.o..den walked 2 e cashier n e squeaky (4give me 4 spelling errors..im dumb rmb??) thingy stopped working -___- so went back 2 change again..how stupid can dat scene look mann!! *smacks face* hmm..fri wenta tamp hunt 4 e stupid kou4 zi3 boob..den shopped 4 a while b4 leaving 4 airport..took plane 2 KL..cuz lazy 2 take coach C(X reached dere @ abt 10 den arrived @ times square hotel @ abt 11.30..stupid hotel rm alot of prob, so settled in2 another rm @ 12mn *dieded* next day wenta do ALOT of shopping..I SPENT E MOSTEST!!! C(X *rejoices* ahaha..all kinda clothes (except skirts n dresses..OF COURSE) bought bag n wallet too..den dieded again aft 11hrs of non-stop shopping *blinks* broke me ankles..summore had 2 sleep on e couch again dat nite =/ den again..e couch was more comfy C(X was much much more SOFTER..im lovin' it!! =3 thought of ghosts in hotel rms n couldn sleep nor bathe in peace..ARGHHH!! hu e hell came up wif e idea of ghosts..stupid idiot hmph..ANW, sun did more shopping =3 blablabla..ate alot until me stomach looked like mr tay's?? *faints* ahaha..not dat terrible lah..btw, mr tay is of random..im not referring 2 anything of watsoeva fr drey's dream HOR!! -_____-" erm..reached home last nite in time 4 zong1 yi4 da4 ge1 da4..replied msg cuz i missed christmas?? *blinks* den didn feel like coming online cuz..didn feel like?? ehhhhh..den spent e whole day 2day crapping on e fone n glueing me eyes 2 e tiwie screen AGAIN!! dats life as an oni child..how boring *day dreams* hmm..totally dont feel like doing e chi hw..SUX MANN!! gotta write 5 wo du wo xie wo hua + read e god dammit diff 'water tiger turn' = TORTURE..utter torture!!!! =3 AHHHHHH..!! 2ml got orientation prep AGAIN..n gateway com is gonna suffer AGAIN!! ;_; dont wanna go..rather finish up e chi hw cann??!! like gateway oni benefits ur hands fr looking like sum NS man's hands lor!! *sobx* den summore its me last day of tc-ship..new tc: 'gd luck mi-howdeeee, u'll need it..grrrrr' *blinks* okaee..enough crap, since not alot of ppl bothers 2 read..shall save finger muscles *does finger excercise* C(X posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 9:36 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 :HAPPIE BDAE PEACH!!! =3 i mean BELATED bdae..didn bog yest so say 2 day *gives excuses* AHHHHHH..!! im sooooooo HAPPIEEEEE..!! C(X *throws party* OMG..can every1 come rejoice wif me??!! *jumps over e moon* i luv me couz *_* DEIR NOT COMING OVER 2 STAY NO MORE!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *voice goes hoarse* ahaha..oh mi god..dis is a miracle C(X okaee..now im jealous =/ ALL of dem wenta genting leaving poor POOR me alone in BORINGGG OLD s'pore ;_; stupid egg donor lah!! cant take leave den dont allow me 2 go wif dem WITHOUT her..doesn trust me (as usual) ARGHHH!! im pissed..shall tell her 2 talk 2 e hand if she bothers me again..=3 erm..she juz walked in2 e rm n i said 'will shut down asap' *smacks face* I DIDN TELL HER 2 TALK 2 E HAND!!! * disappointed in meself* O.o ehhhh..okaee, egg donor's free on fri=can go 4 a 3 days holi..butt unlucky us oni got genting as our choice, cuz every other hotel in malacca is FULLY booked n blablabla..SOOOO DAT person wants 2 go 2 genting when ALL me couz r coming back 2 s'pore on thurs *bangs head against wall* AHHHHHHH!!! wtf mann!! dis is such a TERRIBLE coincidence if u get wat im crapping abt *dieded* okaee..krystal, keep calm..breathe..kepp calm..I SAID KEEP CALM!!! *blinks* ARGHHHHH!! 1st sign of madness..talking 2 my own head (adapted fr harry potter n e oder of e phoenix AGAIN) =3 ahaha..apparently, we haven reached a decision yet butt im so NOT going 2 genting wif e donors..HOW E HELL M I SUPPOSED 2 SIT E RIDES WIF E ELDERLIES??!! C(X *chants* i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors i wanna be in genting NOW wif me couz n w/o e donors *voice fr faaaaaaar away in me head says: miracles dont happen u stupid gal!!* *goes back 2 normal self* =3 hmm..sun wenta suntac AGAIN..ate n froze 2 death in front of e steamboat *rejoices* wanna buy a new sling bag..any suggestions?? *listens hard* erm..i take e silence as a 'no' cuz..I CANT HEAR U..duhh, dont be stupid lah u C(X ahaha..den yest rotted @ home, can u imagine me playing basketball ALONE..wif an idiotic little fat boy n his beeeg fat daddy sitting @ e bbq pit staring @ me *blinks* TERRIBLE MANN!! was like so gad dammit hot summore..as in e sun, not me -__-" okaee..so i was perspiring..ALOT, butt i didn say i was hot..BLEAH!! dis is getting nowhere erm..so yar, played ALONE kinda funn?? O.o..ahaha 2day..supposed 2 rot further @ home n play more basketball ALONE..AGAIN!! butt dad returned home early..as in ard 3?? O.O..so wenta bowl cuz i kept mumbling dat ALL e outings 2 bowl were cancelled =/ so he was being nice n PAID!! *_* AWWWWW!! erm..conferenced alot b4 leaving..goes 2 show dat dere r ALOT of rotting ppl @ home TOO!! haehaehae..C(X bowled n threw me face (as usual) oni got like 100+ 4 both games cann??!! ehhh..den overheard dis grp of teenagers fr e lane beside saying smt abt turkeys=4 consecutive strikes *nodds* me didn noe wat dat mean cuz..OBVIOUSLY..i nv got any turkeys in me life!! *proud* den asked dad..den e guy said smt like 'aiya..u dont gei turkey lah!!' den e other guy said 'y cannot??!! christmas is coming n i can get all e turkeys i want' *speechless* short post..me life damn boring as u can c..admit ur jealous!! *comforts meself* C(X hmm..gonna accompany dad 2 check out tour packages 2ml..supposed 2 be bowling wif xw n lu until 'mum attack' came in2 e pic thx 2 e really terrible liar C(X ahaha jk..so im diminished 2 such a pitiful state, dont even getta play basketball..BOOHOO!! *blinks* on e brighter side..I GETTA CYCLE ON THURS!! ye xw..get jealous!! HEEHEEHEE..!! =3 posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 10:18 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Sunday, December 19, 2004 :unluckily 4 u ppl.im not dead yet (AWWWWW..wasted!!) so yar..decided 2 blog some stupid nonsense crap again..sadly, no1 asked me 2 blog..AGAIN!!! ;_; me sho shad u noe??!! wo3 bu4 ru2 si3 le4 suan4 O.o..haiz, look @ wat kinda state im in??!! im talking rubbish n im laughing @ meself *proud* hmm..wed went 2 causway, yishun safra n yishun park wif xw n lu..GOD DAMMIT SLACKY!!! C(X we were practically lazing ard doing nth..NOTHING!!!! *blinks* wanted 2 watch movie @ causway..butt ended up playing wif e kentacky chicken n cheating in e arcade =3 no show 2 watch u c?? den took train back 2 yishun n screamed ALOT in e mrt while playing screech *nodds* luv dat game mann!! C(X wenta yishun safra n played @ e obstacle courses?? O.o..i dunno lah..was damn HOT so wenta play more arcade =3 i realised how stupid i was when i lost practically all e games *smacks face* u must be REALLY embarrassed 2 noe me ;_; wo3 jian3 zhi2 shi4 jian4 bu4 de2 guang1 ma!!!! ehhhhh..wenta check out e bowling alley n guess wat?? ALL E LANES WERE TAKEN UP BY A STUPID JUNIOR DIVISION COMPETITION!!! arghhhh..summore dey playing until 10pm =/ so walked ard e building n looked @ ppl dry shoot n play pool..we weren allowed 2 play both..i think O.o.. so wenta play @ e playground beside safra n screamed our asses off..n i really mean "our asses off" *nodds* was playing e bouncy sorta see-saw butt instead of a plank of wood, its sum sorta sit dangling fr a horizontal metal pole..a sit @ either end of e pole *blinks* aiya..dunno how 2 describe lah..it was really hurting our asses thou C(X loads of jerkings @ DAT PART lah..HEEHEEHEE!! den crapped 4 abt half an hr abt np ppl..found out a secret abt sy maam C(X shan say it cuz its damn throw face...hilarious thou!! *laughs retardedly* den blablabla..wanted 2 cycle butt dont have rental @ dat stupid park =/ den wanted 2 ice skate since dere was more den enough time..butt we lazy 2 travel..so in e end we did..NTH *TADA!!* -___-" went back in2 e safra place n screamed even MORE!! *rejoices* haehaehae..summore e place was total silence b4 we stepped in2 it n played more screech lor!! *proud* was laughing like siao all day..until we came up wif e 5 no. diff screech C(X WE LAUGHED EVEN SIAO-ER!! ahaha..sum1 would put down e card n we'll all started counting wif our fingers n sum1 would suddenly smack e deck of cards w/o realising dat she counted wrongly!! C(X AHHHAHAHA!! luv dat game mann!! left kinda early..lu had a stinging pain @ her rite erm..CHEST!! yar..chest =3 sum idiotic woman wenta elbow her n we were discussing whether anot 2 tell her egg donor e next day when it was STILL hurting..imgane if she was brought 2 c e doc O.o..AHHAHAHA!! lots of pressing here n squishing dere C(X hmm..thurs n fri were terrible days STUCK @ home ;_; supposed 2 go out on both days summore =/ y do my outings nv fail 2 get cancelled??!! GOD, ITS SIMPLY UNFAIRRRRR..!! *bangs head against wall* i made another egg donor hate me AGAIN ppl!! =3 im soooooo guai..fancy sending e wrong msg 2 e wrong person n hai-ing every1 2 suffer..i hate my life cann??!! hmph..okaee, im ot naming e person cuz..i dont feel like it?? O.o..ehhhh apparently, i send a msg 2 dis person's mum by accident n e msg was lidat: 'dont say i v wat hor..butt ur egg donor really sux cann??!! its not e 1st time ur not allowed 2 do dis alr okaee..' *dieded* fine fine..its MY fault i noe..butt i have my reasons 4 saying dat n i dont regret it, except 4 e part where i sent 2 e wrong person lah *blinks* i admit im blur..i noe *rejoices* arghhhh.. oya..fri nite wenta suntec @ 10pm thx 2 e midnite sale dat was on till 1am *blinks* bought stuffs 4 e house n wenta pick egg donor hu was bowling wif her colleages??!! *faints* OMG..kk she wasn bowling lah, would've been disastrous *nodds* she said dat 1 of her fwen's BALL dropped in2 e longkang (drain<--specially typed 4 drey n other dumbos out dere) *grins* ahaha..erm so e BALL roll roll roll n dropped in2 e longkang still spinning..n guess wat happened?? E BALL ROLLED BACK UP E LANE 2 E TOP OF E LONGKANG IN E OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!! *laughs hysterically* den egg donor's colleage hu threw e BALL wenta squat @ e longkang dere 2 wait 4 his BALL's arrival C(X ahaha..damn retarded, cant imagine every1 @ e bowling alley staring @ dem C(X erm..sat was a nice day =3 me egg donor was nice..4 ONCE *utterly shocked* wenta tamp mall AGAIN..pierced me ears @ yellow..e salesgirls dere damn childish cann??!! was like preparing 2 'shoot' me ears den dis really cute santa walked past e shop n all of dem were like screaming "AHHHH..sho cuteeeee!! anybody got bring camera?? OMG!!! damn cute mann!!" *_* kinda thing..n me egg donor, hu didn wanna c me getting pierced, oso wenta c wat happened..we both thought was sum artiste -____-" dunno wats wif dem lah..dere i was looking like a kuku *hides face* den wenta buy prezzies n egg donor KEPT asking whether it was pain n saying "WAT 4?? lidat v nice meh?? ur ears r so red lor..worth it meh??!!" den i would be like "not pain lah.." n thinking: juz shut up..ur making it painer C(X ahaha..kk it wasn dat pain lah..butt e santa claus was cute!! =3 met wenmei butt dont think she recognised me so didn bother calling her..fancy going out wif ur donors n being seen wif dem by ur fwen hus wif her gang of pai gias=EMBARRASSING!! rather be an ostrich n stick me head underground lor!! O.o.. currently..my hw status is still STUCK @ e 'water tiger turn' boob..dont intend 2 read..hope me chi teacher next yr not as unreasonable as dat asshole dis yr *crosses all crossable body parts* =3 talking abt next yr..IM STRESSED!!! 30th is DOOMS DAY ppl..prepare 2 mourn, cant imagine wat kinda ppl would be me classmate..i belief every1 oso thinking abt dat..so i sincerely apologise if i happen 2b ur classmate next yr..its UR misfortune den, TOO BAD!! nani nani poo poo..C(X posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 4:30 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Tuesday, December 14, 2004 :WHEEEE..juz wanna say dat 2day went escape wif ethel n lynette CHAO FUNN!! C(X ahaha..was feeling giddy aft 3 consecutive pukie rides when we 1st stepped in2 e mini place =3 HOW NICEEE..!! *rejoices* hmm..met dem @ abt 10 in pasir ris mrt..n u guessed it, I WAS 1ST AGAIN!!! =/ y e hell m i ALWAYS e 1st 2 arrive even thou im late?? helLLOOoo??!! wats wif youngsters nowadays mann!! tsktsk..den other times..im severely late n every1 else arrives 15 mins b4 e actual meeting time..y?? Y????!!!!! O.o erm..where was i?? <--appears 2 have poor short term memory (adapted fr HP n e order of phoenix) *laughs retardedly* oh..shit i really dunno where i stopped crapping -____-" OHH!! =3 apparently lynette is 4EVA severely late n ethel is 4EVA a few mins late *pads* den wenta escape by bust..reached dere n paid $16.50 UNWILLINGLY cuz lynette so does NOT look like a 12 yr-old C(X i could've got free admition (3yrs n below r entitled free admition) BUTT im SHO honest, as usual, so didn wanna cheat *blinks innocently* ahaha..=3 took every ride other den e kiddy ones OF COURSE..wasted, no more teapot liao..or not can puke all over e CUP!! ahaha..HOW FUNN!!! C(X had 2 sacrifice ourselves 2 accompany lynette juz so dat she can take e mini roller-coaster, cuz well..LYNETTE'S CHILDISH??!! duhh..C(X still cant belief dat she once sat dat stupid ride 24 times consecutively..i sat once n me ass alr hurt like siao alr cann??!! e stupid thing kept jerking n i kept screaming "OUCH!!!" ahaha..better den dis stupid guy wif his grp of older teens dat went ~ahhHHHhhh~ in e girly screech all thru e ride C(X ended up in fits of laughter *nodds* GDNESS..!! omg..i so do NOT noe egg donor, u noe wat she juz did??!! i tell u wat she juz did *blinks* SHE JUZ SMSED ME E 'FRIENDSHIP WK' SMS..!! *hides face* OH MY GDNESSSSSS!!! how outdated can she get mann!! den i was like "e msg states clearly dat ur supposed 2 send 2 ur fwens..not 2 ur daughter nor ur husband!!!" ahaha..how retarded..shit, think i got her genes!!! *bangs head against wall* kk..back 2 e rides =3 ehhh..e rest of e rides were full of screams even thou none was scary *nodds* LUV RAINBOW N VIKING!!! ahaha..kept screaming our asses off thruout..especially wheneva deres a grp of screamy ppl @ e other tip of e ship=COMPETITION!!! C(X n u noe hu won lah..u cant blame e pro hor?? HEEHEEHEE!! luv having loud vocals these days..when bilang dat time oso SURE kana praise 1 leh!! *proud* haehaehae..rainbow ride totally ROX!! *_* me butt appeared 2 hate e sit alot cuz i kept getting thrown off wheneva it drops 8 stories down wif me flying off O.o..ahaha im not trying 2 say im light okaee..kk so im, butt ONI a LITTLE =3 *laughs retardedly* shit..think e rides made me brain kinda weird 2day..im going nuts AGAIN!! think its concussion *blinks* SEE??!! argh.. wenta rest aft every hr n a half..ate hotdog bun 4 lunch n played SNAP ("screech" as named by lu..idea came when we thought of xw) C(X nearly vomitted its remains O.o..den wenta take wet n wild, lynette was scared n dat resulted in 2 gals q-ing in front of us stare wif some sorta kan4 bian3 glare =/ irri ppl..was cursing dem 2 fly off deir boats when coming down e 2nd drop n die a horrible death wif intestines all over e place *blinks* AHHHH!! im going nuts again..dis is getting serious ppl..HELP!!! talking abt help..i was screaming help when we took e flipper (extremely giddy ride..CAUTION!!) was beside lynette n she kept elbowing my dere lor!! hmph..sat wif ethel e other time n she was taking less space..so wasn DAT terrible C(X ahaha..wait till lynette reads dis, den i'll be dead meat *not scared @ all* HEEHEEHEE!! everything was funn lah..got a GIGANTIC cotton candy *grins broadly* DAMMIT sweeeeet!! admit ur jealous C(X especially u jie..still dont get y u so against going 2 escape tsktsk..must give it a shot n experiece THINGS u nv experienced b4 urself mah..AHAHA!! C(X hmm..currently im feeling butterflies in me stomach..n me brain is having side effects ~oooOOOooo~ can still feel e sensation wif me ass off e sit C(X ahaha..gross!! erm..went 4 go cart aft making much persuation..dey both dare not drive lor??!! juz like christie n sutz e last time we went..i forced dem e same way n aft e 1st time..all 4 of dem same reaction=FUNN..i wanna go again!! -__-" aiya..butt dey still no where compared 2 e pro lah!! *ego* btw..ethel promised dat she would crash n i told her dat sutz crashed b4 C(X den she was all wobbly..of course she didn crash in e end =3 wenta drive twice n e 1st time i was e oni 1 dat went 4 rounds leh!! summore kana scolding n whistled @ 4 dangerous driving (was tying me hair..now can u c how pro urs sincerely is hor??!!) MWAHAHA..!! C(X supposed 2b oni 3 rounds when e q is short..plus i was e 4th 2 leave n it was drizzling leh!! ahaha..den e 2nd time e q was DAMN long butt dey v insistant on driving again..so we were playing dai di as we q-ed 4 abt 45 mins *nodds* played halfway n dis guy in charge of e ride suddenly POPed outta nowhere n started giving tips 2 ethel on how 2 play cuz she was losing C(X den his partner was scolding him 4 playing instead of working (same guy dat scolded me 4 dangerous driving..luvs scolding ppl..tsktsk, lil gal oso scold) =3 played wif him 4 a while until it was our turn 2 drive..i was last 2 leave n e ONI person hu overtook e 1st person hu left!! *DAMN proud* C(X aiya..WASTED!! nearly gotta drive e 3rd round when dat guy hu played dai di wif us stopped me =/ summore try 2 act retarded..fancy "shooting" me n "giving out cards" 2 ethel wheneva we drove pass him..if u get wat i mean?? AIYA..i dunno how 2 explain lah!! O.o..den dere i was..STUCK @ a bu4 san1 bu4 si4 spot where i couldn park nor cont another round..so was asking dat person how..n he was like "get out lah..den u wanna cont sitting in e cart 4 e rest of e day ah??" den i had 2 cross dis road thingy n he was like "CAREFUL AH..dont kana langah when e others r parking!!" -_______-" i dunno wat 2 say.. den spent alot of time resting cuz our throats hurtED fr excessive screaming..wenta play more snap @ burger king =3 left @ 4.30 n had 2 walk all e way 2 e interchange cuz we missed e bust which takes really long 2 arrive thx 2 e ice cream man -___-" i bought 2 ice cream (CUP n bread) ethel flunged half of me remainding choc ice cream bread on2 e road when we were dashing across e traffic *hides face* e scene was retarded..i had ice cream all over me..den blablabla reached tamp..bought another legband cuz, if u rmb, zls FORCED me 2 chop 1 of it off?? well..dat caused me 2 spend another $2..FUCK HER MANN!! =/yar..its dat day when i was totally flared up..fancy getting scolded 4 times in a day 4 e same reason??!! morn ask me change me socks (like helLOOoo??!! every1 else oso wears ankle socks..biased asshole!!) den aft recess had 2 come pick on me AGAIN abt e socks which i couldn have possibly fly back home 2 change rite??!! ARGHHHH!! y e hell m i talking abt dis fucker?? CHANGE TOPIC!! O.o now me whole body's aching like SHIT!! fr muscleSSS acheSSS 2 sun burnSSS *dieded* shan go escape too often..can die mann!! OYA..didn manage 2 pierce me ears cuz egg donor doesn trust me when im wif me fwens..say wat "i always do everything wrongly wheneva ur playing wif ur fwens..i dont trust u, wkend i go wif u pierce" now u c y i detest adults?? cant stand e older ones..even MORE fucky..cant blame me 4 disrespecting dem okaee!! *nodds* posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 11:26 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Monday, December 13, 2004 :HIIIIeeee..!!! *blinks* hmm..im going nuts these days..no apparent reason n do not say dat i've always been nuts eva since u 1st knew me -__-" hmm..e wkend was totally engrossed in e yu2 le4 quan1 happening, dunno y..O.o went out on sat n shopped till i dropped =3 egg donor + me spent abt $250 in total *proud* n i FINALLY bought me beeeeeg pink t-shirt!!! *_* ahaha..retarded looking thou..suits me C(X haehaehae..den wenta eat some porridge *blinks* rushed down 2 expo aft dat 2 buy pillows cuz me pillow e COTTON all harden in2 chunks of BALLS liao ;_; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!! deres an ant crawling on e keyboard as i type..!!! *squashes idiotic ant* =3 hmm..was walking ard expo den blablabla..passed dis hall dat was giving out smoke O.o..den dis guy in black hu was standing @ e main entrance (dere were abt 7 doors..imagine how big e hall was) opened e door 4 dis grp of gals 2 get in2 e smoky place..n guess wat?? i tell u wat............K ONE WAS HAVING DEIR CONCERT!!!! *_* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! *heart attack* OMG..!! i got a 5sec glimps of dem dancing n singing feng1 yun2 bian4 se4 summore..JR SHO SHUAI!!! O.o..hey!! i could oni identify him okaee..he was e oni 1 wif short hair lah..AHHHHHHH!!! C(X admit ur jealous nani nani poo poo..den smsed a couple of ppl n peach's convo was e retardedest!! (u can c e convo in her blog..) C(X ahaha..didn buy pillow cuz wondered ard e doors 4 a while n left w/o remembering wat we were dere 4 -____-" dat nite slept @ 4am aft watching some gambling show n smsing hark..apparently she noes her limits cuz dere was dis lady in e show dat had a mushroom head n hark admitted dat she looked ALOT like her!! C(X ahaha..DUMBO!!! =x sun..glued me eyes 2 e tiwie set fr 2pm - 2am leh..!! dat was when i woke until i slept lah C(X hmm..gonna have a lot of difficulties waking up on e 1st day of sch ;_; N ITS JUZ 19 DAYS AWAY!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh..holis started off wif 62 days..n now, its ONI 19 days..BOOHOO!! 2 think dat i couldn wait 2 go back 2 sch when e holis 1st started..how dumb could i get mann!! =x actually cant blame meself..i was juz a lil gal..now, im 43 days more matured *blinks* ahaha **i regret 2 inform u dat sun was a BORING day..so u shall have 2 read alot of crap which follows *points down* DONT THINK DIRTY!!! i was referring 2 me post okaee -___-" as i was saying..i watched tiwie e whole day..alot abt e artistes thx 2 star awards =3 was eating HAWAIIAN PIZZA n choking on e HAWAIIAN PIZZA..damn corny leh..luv e PART where mark lee wenta receive e top ten mostest popular male artistes award..he PURPOSELY ran 2 fann wong's sit n PRESSED his face against hers..n dashed up 2 stage wif his hand supporting his cheek (somehow 2 make sure fann's kiss didn drop off his cheek) n PRESSED his face against christapher's face..he den added 2 fann 2 disinfect her face -_________-" nvm..think u watch e scene urself funnier, cuz its really TOUGH 2 bring out its funniness O.o.. watched more tiwie aft dinner n dad brought out fruits..FRUITY FAM ROX!!! =3 ahaha..kk erm..i wanted banana n me parents wanted an orange each..so dad took out 1 banana n 2 orange rite?? RITE!!! hey!! me maths is improving..!! C(X ahaha..u noe how me dad arranged e fruits on e plate?? E BANANA WAS BETWEEN E ORANGES!!! ahhhhhahaha..!!! OMG!!! SHO BIAN TAI!! now i noe where i got me genes fr =3 egg donor was like "hen3 nan2 kan4 leh!!!" C(X retarded..was hugging me stomach all thru.. den it was da4 ge1 da4 dat nite..was OSO laughing like a mad cow 2 e tiwie screen when dis lady (yu4 fang4) hu totally CANNOT sing came up wif her v own album!!! O.O den u noe variety shows lah..dey were adding 2 e xiao4 guo3 so..dat zhang1 fei1 was pretending 2 have wobbly legs when dat lady shouted "wo3 you3 zi4 ji3 de4 CD le4!!!" C(X den all e special guests @ e show oso had 2 act wobbly..k1 was dere!! *_* den dis 2 gals were oso acting wobbly n one of dem FELL DOWN!!! whole body slapped e floor n she was lying face flat wif her skirt FLASING everything inside cann??!! ahaha..couldn stop laughing..DAMN HILARIOUS!!! C(X aft dat was e g-music awards show..was singing along wif all e taiwan singers which i adore *_* AHHHHHHHHHH..!! JAY WON E BEST SINGER AWARD!!! im so happy 4 him..cuz e prize was a volvo car!! =3 hmm..now im jealous O.o..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X so i watch n watch n watch.. hmm..how boring can a wkend get?? oni get 2 c k1..aiya, holis sux afterall..I WANNA GO SCH!! butt i dont wanna study leh..30th stressed leh..u wouldn noe hu on earth is gonna be ur classmate lor!!! *pulls hair due 2 level of stress* AHHHHH..white hair!! ehhh..CHEY!!! juz a thread -____-" yay..i haven finish me hw..n im going out e rest of e wk as scheduled..hope dont 1 by 1 cancel like b4 ;_; cuz i really cant stand staying @ home like 2day..watching too much tiwie is bad 4 me health O.o..OYA!! most prob gonna pierce me ears 2ml!! *rejoices* =3 jie pierced 2day..@ least she didn pierce 5 on 1 ear..TSKTSK!! C(X posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 7:40 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Friday, December 10, 2004 :nth better 2 do liao..so decided 2 blog abt how retarded e ppl in fruity fam can get (especially e 2 elder ones) C(X told jie i wouldn blog if u didn noe..juz being mean ahaha..im bored anw O.o..ahhhh im crapping alr, not yet start on e day's events summore..tsktsk hopeless me..BUTT DAT DOESN MEAN DAT IM A DUMBO!!! (speacially pointed out 2 hark e BIGGER dumbo) ehhh..forced meself 2 wake up early (10.15 is counted v early 4 sum1 hu sleeps @ 3am okaee..) den got dad 2 fetch me 2 bust stop as usual =3 took 969 fr tamp 2 yishun 4 cip wif e jies..den was listening 2 ENERGY!!! *_* as usual..e oni unusual thing was..................I WASN TOLD E TIMING HAD CHANGED!!! -_- drey wasn told e venue had changed either..n u noe where e root of e prob always comes fr..all e bad genes in e fam n wdv we weren told was AHEM AHEM's fault..tsktsk HOPELESS MANN!! C(X *blames her as much as possible cuz ppl dont blame demselves 4 wdv wrong* HEEHEEHEE..!! oh mann..im getting eviler, HER FAULT TOO!! C(X ahaha..jk lah..WORLD PEACE!! =3 hmm..luckily me bk kept me occpied 4 e next 45 mins until it was finally 11.45 (an hr aft e initial meeting time) walked fr popular back 2 interchange (where i came fr an hr ago) n waited 4 10 mins -_- another person's fault..juz admit im always being bullied ;_; ahaha..kk den related e bian tai story fr "s'pore's true ghost stories" 2 drey..was abt some gal having her period n some pontianak sucking virgin's blood fr e..u noe?? yar..gross rite??!! tsktsk..summore was written by a 12 yr-old..*shakes head* FINALLY boarded 804 (e CORRECT bust!!!) jie n i missed e previous bust e few secs cuz was looking @ e powerpuff gals' stage thingy 4 a moment *hides face* better den lu hu watched e performance whereby mojo jojo vs powerpuff gals rite??!! *utterly ashamed 2 have such kinda da jie* C(X hmm..laughed @ e pole dance thingy (aft so many months passed..jie still rmbs..HAIZ) den saw dis green sign on e bust O.o..AHAHA GREEN SIGN ON BUST!! C(X oppx..kk paisae erm..e sign looked alot like a gorilla which is..sum1 lah..yar *blinks innocently* kept laughing @ kuku ppl (dis ah peh was "kissing" e dustbins -____-" drey was blind lah..he was DIGGING 4 cans lor!!) n of course, e usuals..zls's fam look-alike C(X all e way until we waited 4 lu @ e bust stop..we reached 5 mins b4 12.15...she reached 30 mins aft 12.15 tsktsk..where has all e np ppl's PUNCTUALITY gone 2?? shes gonna make her son SHO disappointed in her C(X ehhh..drey sweared she'll kill lu if she didn come off dis certain bust..n she didn..ORH HORRR!!! ahaha..butt lu arrived SAFELY wif her sis..a retard i suppose =x fancy borrowing boobs wif a plastic bag held like an ah soh..jk lah =3 haehaehae..liu1 zou3 AGAIN..its like e 3rd time kinda thing?? *proud* got 45 mins FREE cip =3 heck care if dao3 mei2 kana caught cuz gonna be last time coming 2 DAT lib..(did 19hrs enough) stupid librarians DAMN mei2 da4 mei2 xiao3 cann??!! think dey adults means can scold us..means dey smarter den us..WO3 PEI4!!! mwahaha..even e head lib manager oso really dumb lor!! (she had ALOT of difficulty counting e time) bet e others didn even pass deir psle *evil grin* ahaha..its in e genes ppl!! not me fault in mean okaee..*blinks innocently* ehhhh..was quite boring when we were in e lib cuz we were separated..AWWWW!! ;_; luv e small lil comics shelf btw..nth better 2 do wenta rearrange everything AGAIN!! C(X had bubble tea..AGAIN during "break" n dat aunty recognised us!!! =3 ahaha..saw her @ e bust stop while waiting 4 lu den she walked passed me n got a shock when our eyes met O.o..EWWWW!! dat sounds weird..DELETE!!! *blinks* anw..lu n lu kept laughing @ everything (kk..so i oso got laugh, butt me name no lu den doesn sound nice) e aunty got curious n asked y we were laughing SO uncontrollably..couldn possibly tell her cuz it was erm..bian tai..as usual!!! (water fountain of a birdie spitting water..froggie oso, drey almost topled over it) HEEHEEHEE!! C(X ate potato chips which lu's sis gave out in a weird way unexplainable *nodds* laughed alot @ MORE kuku ppl (spotted a snorlax twin!!! summore dat fat guy was sleeping wif his belly exposed cann??!!) n blablabla..saw ALOT of sleeping ppl..n lu mistaken pessimons as tomatoes n started squeezing dem..ahaha in e end kana scolded by e fruit seller C(X laughed @ e same shop which we'd always laugh @ cuz dat fruit stall 4EVA got an exceptional no. of bananas dangling overhead..n dis comb of exceptionally LOOOONG n BEEEEG bananas is 4EVA hung near e uncle *laughs hysterically* laughed @ some workers eating bananas n cutting BUSHES..was laughing harder when we related e whole thing in2 e guys cutting deir own bananas n wondering y dis specific guy had SO many bananas 2 eat n cut off *laughs retardedly* den walked past e bank n dis stupid policeman inside kept raising his eyesbrows @ lu!!! C(X ahaha..she got another an4 lian4 zhe3 so soon..*jealous* ahaha retarded lah!! fan3 er2 jiu4 shi4 laughed @ ALOT of crap lah..its really diff 2 explain e crap we come up wif okaee..summore got alot of ACTIONS u noe?? ahaha..sneaked back in2 e lib n nearly got caught..discussed abt when 2 leave e place cuz got some diff in sentiments n blablabla..left soon aft @ 4.20 n arrived @ northpoint's macs..as u would have known, we met SETH TAN JEE COCK n his wife-2-be!! =3 compatible couple cuz e gal wasn all dat pretty =x AHAHA!! saw her holding e jackjack toy when we 1st stepped in2 macs n didn noe abt seth..thought she was childish n i got a shock when i saw seth sitting @ e far end opposite dat gal C(X lu was laughing REALLY loudly..omg!! i soooo do NOT noe her, seth even glanced @ our direction when she started laughing aft a lil startle *laughs retardedly* lu n lu thought i was lying @ 1st *sew heart back* ;_; anw..dey kept whispering aft we left e lib so couldn care less..these ppl oni noehow 2 bully me..even lu's sis OSO laughed @ me!!! i'd rather die mann!! *blinks* erm..i take dat back, me still young =3 den kept laughing until dis mother fr e table beside started throwing some ad 4 macs new burger across 2 e other table behind *scared* was shocked n we stared @ e boy hu irri his egg donor ~wooOOOoo~ ahaha..den went back 2 crapping n laughing..ate ice cream wif lu's sis..lu said i was childish -___-" as if she 1st day noe me lidat ahaha..left soon aft cuz drey had 2 go 2 e *** 2 be wif her "fwens" C(X nearly pierced me ears 2day btw..butt scared egg donor start rampaging O.o..ahaha, still cant find me leg band nor me beeeeg pink tee ;_; drey spotted a really HUGE 1 on dis gal btw..e cloth was stretced sooooo far fr rite waist/boob 2 left waist/boob tsktsk..ppl nowadays eat too much fastfood C(X ahaha erm..yest nite was tired fr staying @ home e whole day n was slacking ard when me couz (hu was supposedly staying over soon) FINALLY replied me sms sent abt 6hrs ago..i asked her when she was staying over n she siad: 2ml nite can? *dieded* WAT??!!! den i was like: i think u mistaken..i wasn inviting u over lah..(like y would i invite trouble 2 me house??!!!) den she was like sho shad when she called 2 clarify matters..apperently she was as blur as a sotong, EVEN BLURER!! C(X her fam didn even tell her anything abt dem going overseas w/o she n her bro lor??!! OMG!!! sooo evil!!! wat kinda parents n grandparents is dis mann!! =/ now u c y i dont respect any elders?? DEY DONT DESERRRRRVE ANY!!! like..WTF??!! kk so i pity her n felt guilty when she said she hao3 bu4 rong2 yi4 got her dad 2 let her stay over "2nite" den dis had 2 happen..arghh stupid adults, me egg donor summore oni noe how 2 blame me 4 not making meself clear in me msg =/ FUCK HER!!! how would i noe adults over @ me couz's side was DAT stupid??!! 4get it..i'll juz take it as communication breakdown which REGULARLY happens in me fam..especially @ me dad's side..e couz dats coming over is fr me mum's side, so not all DAT bad..HEYY!! i dont even talk 2 either side!! O.o..wonder where e "regular" breakdowns come fr..hmm, im crapping so much crap i dunno wat kinda crap im crapping abt liao..AHHHHHHH!! im having a brain concussion *dieded* SHIT!! die die die DIEEEEE..!! suddenly rmb dat jie say its oni 20 days away fr e end of e holis..which is=20 days left 2 do e PILE of hw..which is OSO=20 days more 2 e day when every1 is MOSTEST nervous n anxious abt wdv class we'r all posted 2 next yr!!! *faints* GODDDDD..!!! help me wif e 'water tiger turn' chi boob!!! think i shan read..should be able 2 complete e ws lah..hor?? hmm..AHHHHH!! howww..howww..HOWWW??!!! O.o bleah..dont even understand e instructions given 4 all e ws!!! ;_; e teachers r 1stly gonna have a bad impression of me due 2 terrible hw efficiency..den slowly dey get agitated by me noisiness in class..n soon..DEY'LL HATE ME 4 BEING A BAAAAD INFLUENCE!! boohoo..i predict a bad omen *blinks* posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 11:58 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 :OMGGGGGGG..!!! *smacks face* tell me im having a nightmare..TELL ME!! do as i say b4 i slap u 2 double check whether im having a nightmare..can u belief DIS??!!! O.O..u noe wat im refering 2 when i say DIS?? i'll tell u wat..ITS A NIGHTMARE..!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..!!! ME COUZS R GONNA STAY OVER 4 THREE WHOOOOOLE DAYSSSSS!!!! *dieded* dis sounds so god dammit fucky i tell u..4 gdness sake..couzs staying over=NO PRIVACY..AT ALL!!! *bangs head against wall* oooo..poor wall, its bleeding O.o..AHHHHH crap..tell me im gonna survive dat THREEEEEEEE DAYS..juz lie n make me happie C(X DIS IS MADNESS!!! *pulls hair off head* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..how e hell m i supposed 2 crap on e fone e whole day..go out wif u luvable guys *winks* =3 n mostest importantest..STAY ALIVE??!!!!! *faints* dis was how egg donor broke e disgusting news: *blog hops n egg donor enters e rm aft work* krystal..eh, ur gonna play babysitter 4 abt 3 days lidat..aiya i dunno lah..go call jaslyn (im not refering 2 QUEK..i'd rather die if shes me couz) n ask her urself 2ml..kk so settled ah.. *asks y* her whole fam going overseas n dey no $$$ bring dem along lah..dont ask any further..OYA, u cant go out wif ur fwens these 3 days ah..*dies on e spot* AHHHHHHHHHH..!! can sum1 juz chop me head off or smt..NOW??!!! O.o..better not..scully hark really took it 4 real *blinks* ahaha..C(X ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh HOWWWW???!!!!! dis sux e 19th level of hell outta me cann??!! its like..hu wants 2 play babysitter??!! -___-" heyy..isn babysitter=nanny?? BUTT I NO MILK!!! ah HAH..found an excuse C(X kk..im not telling egg donor e i-no-milk issue lah..ps. she still doesn noe im chao bian tai *laughs retardedly* look how stupid e DUMBO's egg donnor can get..HEEHEEHEE!! C(X hmm..no contact wif e outside world, cant blog summore..later dey kpo come disturb me train of (dirty) thoughts den ur will be deprived..AWWWW!!! dont want dat happening rite..?? (juz admit n say RITE!!) =3 oya..dey r really childish btw..e gal is 13 n e boy is 10 *nodds* e gal noes nth abt me life..she must think im a boring old hag cuz i dont talk much 2 me fam C(X ur sure cant belief how quiet i get lor!! ahaha..still rmb once, in sch i was in a terrible mood..didn utter a word den inez n hy IMMEDIATELY can tell smt wasn rite *laughs retardedly* really funny come 2 think of it..dat time tsktsk C(X i was being bullied lah..u noe?? ppl ALWAYS bully me ;_; back 2 me couzs..egg donor 4bids me fr taking dem out =/ not even 2 tamp mall (ya ya..i live on e other side of e earth) ehhh..she claims dat e boy is too small..4 GDNESS SAKE!!!! 10 yrs old liao..VVVV YOUNG LEH!!! den i must be a baby -____-" BLEAH!! life is SO gonna suck..no crapping on e fone is like chopping me limbs off *nodds* think me days r shortening *recalls mrs cheong's famous line n dies* hmm..gonna be terribler den jtc or even stc mann!! u dunno how much sufferings dere r..fancy being cut off fr e outside world??!! ;_; (np camps r anti-hp..butt still got FRUITY FAM!!!) =3 GODDDD..!! wat have i done wrong??!! (kk..so i stole stuffs b4..oppx) =x kk..enough crap abt dem =3 finished me maths hw liao..CONFIRM alot of wrong *proud* haehaehae..den read half of "e gd earth" liao..really crappy bk..like dat servant's name btw..CUCKOO!!! C(X ahaha..cuckoo e prostitute O.o..ANW erm..i dont get wat e hw is abt..damn IDIOTIC, wat..bk in a bag blablabla..SIAO!! e sch think we nth better 2 do during e holis izzit?? (oya..really got nth better 2 do on THOSE 3 DAYS OF TORTURE!!!) ehhh..im counting down e days 2 30th..really scary day ~wooOOOOooo~ dunno wat kinda ppl u'll have in ur class lor??!! *thinks of lubecca n shivers* GD LUCK JIE!! ahaha..poor gal, same marks as HER C(X posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 11:21 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Monday, December 06, 2004 :how many ZILLION donkey yrs haven i blogged??!! O.o..hmm guess abt a zillion lah hor..?? ahaha..5 whole days no blog liao isn e beeeeg deal over here..e beeeegest deal is dat..NO1 ASKED ME 2 BLOG!!! ;_; do u noe how heartbroken im?? BOOHOO..!! C(X hmm..thurs was dying @ home den @ nite while i was talking on e fone..egg donor's fone suddenly vibrated n she started laughing like e dominant female of a gang of hyeenas (howeva u spell it) OMG!!! how embarrassing!!! like im talking 2 me fwen over here?? *hides face* den she read out e msg which she thought was DAMMIT funny butt i didn think it has a meaning @ all..here goes: tell u a secret..dun spread k? taufik's family members r... taupok (dad), taufu (mum), taugua (bro) & tausuan (sis). he has a cat taugay too!! OYA!!! his grandma is taukee.. SHHHHHHHHHHH..!!! dun tell anyone hor.. i mean like..hus so boliao 2 even bother abt taufik n his foody family O.o..FRUITY FAM ROX!!! *_* ahaha..kk no linkage -____-" anw..egg donor finds DAT hilarious, think im not her daughter *nodds vigorously* lidat oso must laugh until..erm..until dat ji1 dong4 tsktsk..im ashamed wif a capital 'A' C(X kept laughing @ her thou =x next day (fri..DUHH) wenta do cip wif e fruity fam =3 jie was late thx 2 mosburger?? O.o..as i said, humans ALWAYS find excuses C(X ahaha..jk lah..WORLD PEACE!! waited 4 e slow pok in e mrt station wif karen rach n pan..den dey were humiliating demselves *hides in a corner* ahaha..karen's fishcake rox!!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!! its so flimsy summore its in dis ridiculous shape..resembled much of a cock *laughs retardedly* as usual..every1 went all bian tai when karen shook e stupid fishcake rite in front of everybody's faces in public..GREAT JOB!!! *pads* e fam is honoured n proud 2 have her a part of us C(X oya..shes me twin summore O.o aft much fooling ard n head knocking (hu else butt e beeeeeg-headed mo xiao ling) we arrived abt half an hr late wif a dying lu @ e bust stop C(X started working on e egg tray n ms ng's mini-cups-to-be *blinks* cant belief e cups actually fit e holes cann??!! thought was meant 2b mo mo ren's nipple cup AHHHAHAHA..!! C(X hmm..HEEHEE =3 meddled wif e forms 2 sign in den started 2 die when all 6 of us were seperated ;_; SHO SHAD!!! me was STUCK @ e L-shaped shelf wif some noisy pai gias..some of dem were @ e chi comics n aft awhile..dunno wat happened, every1 was assembling @ e chi comics SEXction *blinks* discussed ALOT abt e break time den pan jie n i left soon aft wif lu karen n rach still gulping plain water n staring @ dis librarian hu looked like teck waye (cant seem 2 get her name spelt e rite way) C(X wenta sewen elewen den pan received a call n e 3 of dem POPed outta nowhere feeling guilty 4 not going 4 break wif us O.o..anw pan was playing wif her MEATBALLS in dat cup noodle..TSKTSK!! no playing wif food..especially when ur e youngest in e fam n u luv messing ard wif weird balls..cuz e hou4 guo3 will be bu4 kan1 she4 xiang3..belief me mann!! n lu oso..TSKTSK!! fancy crapping when ur biting a whole mouthful of bubbletea pearls..e hou4 guo4 dis time round was having a half biten pearl flying outta her mouth n landing on rach's sch shoe!!! AHHAHAHA..!! C(X dat was hilarious when rach started screeching her ass off..ahaha!! e hero was a straw which flicked it outta e way..butt e pearl still left its mark *TADA!!* rach's shoe has a brown stain -__________-" i suggest rach keep it as remembrance of e fam's retardedness cuz it was really funny *nodds* especially when dat retarded guy hu had dis weird way of ordering bubbletea was standing behind us all these while C(X ahaha..he sticks out his head like when sum ppl bilang *laughs retardedly* went back shortly aft me unsucessful attempt of jian3-ing fei2 (ate cup noddles u c??) den was stopped by sum crazy ah mah hu appeared mute O.o..kept pointing 2 her wrist n showing 4 fingers..pan showed her her watch n left hurriedly shortly aft cuz dat woman was scaring us all ~wooOOOOooo~ C(X ahaha..couldn stand e library's boringness secs later n we all started assembling @ some ulu corner where pan n i discovered no librarians passes by =3 crapped abt half an hr lidat..cant rmb wat we talking abt thou..memory's failing me ;_; IM SENILE!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh..!!! *smacks face* ahaha..zong3 er2 yan2 zhi1 it was all crap, crap n more CRAP!!! wat u expect fr 6 retards?? C(X blablabla..left n went wrong direction as usual =/ supposed 2 alight @ dis bust stop n change bust..hu knew how stupid i was 2 cross thru northpoint n cross back 2 e same bust stop *bangs head against wall* ITS UNFAIR!!! y m i e 1 borned stupid..YYYYYY???!! O.o..anw was a funn day =3 sat, hmm..B O R I N G ! ! ! ;_; i wanna cry..cant stand me dad's side e ppl lor!!! dey r all practically STRANGERS 2 poor poor me *nodds* was me couz's wedding n i have 2 admit..i nv talked 2 her b4..not even once, how pathetic is DAT!! HA..regretted not bring me discman along..dieded alot of times fr morn till night cann??!! summore hp batt had 2 die wif me =/ dazed away e whole time..no laughter..no funn..NO SOUND @ ALL!!! *blinks* hmm..think im making it sound terrible *proud* =3 wenta buy clothes on sat..hang ten was having 30% discount wif e 3rd piece n u noe how cheapo egg donor gets C(X bought 3 oni lah..den bought wilber's album, kinda late thou..used e pathetic $5 voucher n dere goes e oni thing dat 1diligence '04 eva had in common *laughs retardedly* wanna pierce me 2nd hole soon..butt dat onyu must pian1 pian1 @ dis point in time fly 2 hong kong..so now i've no1 2 pei2 me pierce aft i xin1 xin1 ku3 ku3-ly got egg donor 2 allow ;_; me life SUX!! *blinks* all i need is juz 1 more hole on either side n 1 more on e top of e rite ear..n its so diff 2 achieve dat?? YYYYYYY????!!! haehaehae.. oya..4got 2 announce 2 e www how irri egg donor is..u got realise i NV EVA put 'MY egg donor' cuz im ASHAMED 2b known wif her..cuz u noe y??!! i tell u y..CUZ SHES GOD DAMMIT UNREASONABLE!!! she thinks shes e law..juz cuz she bad mood yest n i happened 2b talking on e fone..she ban me fr talking n going out dis whole wk n finish up me hw =/ ARGHHHH!!! currently..shes treating it as if nth happened..WOWIE!! wat a WONDERFUL egg donor she is..i simply LUV her LEH!! =/ bleah..HECK CARE!! i was crapping on e fone all afternoon 2day..nani nani poo poo..zui4 hao3 e fone bills burst like SHIT mann!! C(X HEEHEEHEE!! O.o..hmm im going nuts =3 think im spending alot nowadays..im demanding loads of stuffs =3 -many big pink t-shirts -new model discman -converse fancy shoes -nice anklets -couple of new rings -pierced n satisfied ears ahaha..juz realised how crappy dis post is..ahhh HU CARES??!! no1 reads anw.. posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 9:20 PM | Comments Script Here |
: Wednesday, December 01, 2004 :juz as e pro (aka ME) anticipated..taufik won, hes e s'pore idol..how disappointing C(X ahaha..shan put me evil genes fr jie in2 use @ dis sensitive point in time where e taufik supporters r wreaking havoc O.o..ahaha =3 i shall juz sit back n wait 4 sly 2 come up wif his v 1st CHI ALBUM!!! *_* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! im alr looking 4ward 2 it..!! =3 oooooo..SLY's gonna make it BEEEEEG in e chi industry as i always said..so IM GONNA WAIT 4 DAT DAY 2 COME!!! *_* ahaha!! wasn even paying attention 2 taufik singing thruout e whole show..made use of e time 2 sms..i was so blur until i didn even notice dat dey both sang 'i dream' C(X ahaha..luv e PART when dick sang e retarded version of 'chicken rice' *nodds vigorously* ahaha!! =3 was damn funny when he specially point out e PART where chrissy poo poo poo-ed on his bed!! C(X HEEHEEHEE..!! damn funny..den he finished singing he wenta stand beside gurmit rite?? i thought i saw wat i should c (peach would say dat scene polluted her virgin eyes) AHAHA..!! guess wat i saw..I SAW DIS WHITE WHITE THINGY @ WHERE HIS ZIP WAS MEANT 2B!!! O.O..*laughs hysterically* C(X OMG!!! i told meself cannot be rite??!! den wanted 2 take a closer look *blinks* den e camera anyhow shoot somewhere else =/ ahaha..butt den again..it might have been e zip itself..i rather it be e AHEM thou =x ahaha C(X kept laughing @ taufik's mo3 peng1 n dat irri dislocatable jaw..somewat like a serpant ~ssSSSsss~ *laughs retardedly* =3 sly sucked @ e "its my life' thou..TSKTSK, cannot scream still choose dat song..drills comm last yr handled e song SO much better lor!! haehaehae..AIYA!! 2day is retarded..np all morn was GOD DAMMIT TIRINGGGG..!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!! hands e blisters gonna pop out sonner or later ;_; butt not as bad as jie's..6 blisters n 2 cuts (i think) tsktsk..cant blame thick skin ppl hor?? C(X ahaha..rebekah's hands weren even recognisable mann!! was turning PURPLE!!! *faints* ahaha..kept laughing n gossiping @ certain ppl when we were tying e gateways thou *blinks innocently* really retarded when certain ppl weren ard 2 bug us..butt when certain ppl complaint ALOOOOOOT abt e really-tightly-pulled-lashings..den we really pulled like DAMN tight alr still gotta untie n retie MILLIONS OF TIMES LOR??!!! =/ arghhhh..e 1st frap (FLAP!!!) is always damn tight when we'r frapping (FLAPPING!!!) butt when we move on2 e next frap..it totally loosens n e maam will come n make a fuss abt it..by den we would have 2 retie AGAIN!!! *dieded* ahaha..yifang was really nice 2day thou =3 not like ct hu complained abt all e loose knots which we took all morn 2 tie (mind u..we had ALOT of blistered casualties) AHAHA!!! so yar..oni completed 30% work..would've been 80% if not 4 untying e tripods n g-lashings @ e LAST min..thx 2 mo mo ren =/ e base was fine until she pushed wif her FULL body weight..by den e base was like sagging sorta thing liao lor??!! of course will loosen..oso not we tie loose or wdv..BLEAH!! went macs wif a full bodyache den saw zls behind e fam *walked faster* ahaha..was laughing abt her going macs n getting her BEEEEG BUTT STUCK in 2 chair while trying wif all her might 2 squeeze in2 e sit C(X ahaha..oooooo imagine DAT!! kept laughying @ rambutan cuz her BUTT TIE4 STAMPS!!! C(X ahaha..ppl's yan3 jing1 tie4 stamps she anyhow go n tie4 tsktsk..haehaehae..!! butt was juz a jk, mei no cry k?? *pads* ahaha..den stupid dad came early so i left 1st..4 e 1st time..summore he had 2 stand in front of every1 *digs a hole n hides in it* DAMN KUKU!!! omg..im faceless!! arghhh..NVM!! im 4giving *sprouts angel wings* HEEHEEHEE..!! even thou every1 laughed ;_; BULLY MEEEEE..!! sho hurt u noe..O.o aiya was wasting sms..shan elaborate cuz u'll think im mad..fancy smsing 4 ppl hu were 2gether diff kinds of msg *laughs retardedly* C(X went home n had 2 pass down msg abt e personal info thingy which i couldn seem 2 find e paper..thought was wif pauline den she say she didn have it aft i said she STOLE it =x OPPX!! ahaha..nvm, den figured out n blablabla..called joy den dunno y chat 4 an hr cuz we were laughing abt how stupid lubecca was 2day in publicity camm C(X ahaha OMG CANN??!! like hu would be so stupid 2 sill BLACK paint outside e forum toilet..den hu else would be DAT BRAINLESS 2 try clean up e mess wif a paint brush n attempt washing off e paint in e sink..hu would be stupider den e BIGGEST foll in e www 2 stuff e paint brush in2 e TOILET BOWL juz cuz e sink was turning black??!!!!!!!!!! *dieded* OH ME GOOOOOOOOOD?????!! i m so EMBARRASSED 2b known as her classmate *smacks face* bloody hell mann!! summore hai4 shann n tammy kana ALOT of scolding lor??!! tsktsk..2 think alot of ppl thought she was nice n harmless..yar rite..look wat she did 2 dat POOOOOR toilet bowl *pities* ahaha!! -_______-" den was asking karen how e dong1-ing of e 21 CUPS went abt..its meant 2b ms ng's leaving present since shes gonna work 4 e moe *blinks* things dere must be really strict in time 2 come C(X ahaha..its some snoopy mini cups..really cute!! =3 supposed 2 stick every1's name in2 each cup den place all e cups in2 an egg tray, SHO NICEEE!! *_* ahaha..as usual its e handful of us think oni..e rest of e sdq dont even bother nor noe abt it *gives up* den realised dat MS NG'S LEAVING NEXT THURS!!! e prob is..DERES NO MORE ACTIVITY 2 PASS 2 HERRRRR..!! howwww??!! diediedie DIE!! so huang1 zhang1..2day whole day oso 'hand bz leg messy' (direct trans) C(X dunno wats wif me..BLEAH!! cant wait 2 change tc mann!! getting really agitated nowadays O.o..aiya..xw, CHANGE!!! plsie plsie PLSSS??!! *_* ahaha..have 2 do alot of things 4 e lazy bums in e sqd cuz dey refuse 2..arghhhh *blinks* kk..not ALL r lidat lah..sum ppl rox!! like e fruity fam..EVERY1 COOPERATES!! haehaehae..=3 aiya..alot of stuffs happened 2day, butt i dont wish 2 say cuz its really erm..emotional?? *laughs retardedly* bleah..should be cha4 bu4 duo1 liao lah..=3 posted by ur beloved krys =3 at 11:58 PM | Comments Script Here |